Random Article: 30 Things to say to bug your teacher!

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posted by raknaff

Ahhhhhh

1. Wait, why do we need to learn this?

2. Learning hurts my head!

3.Yeah, I was listening I just wasn't paying attion.

4.Why do we get homework and you don't?!

5. I'm sorry I didn't hear the question, I was to busy drawing funny pictures of you.

6. *They ask you a question* Ummm Ummm Your FACE!

7. Wait! Can I erase the board?

8. When do we start Sex Ed.? *raise eye brows*

9. TEACHER!?! I HAVE TO PEE!!!!

10. I missed what you said right there. I wasn't paying attion.

11. I have this great diet plan. You should try it.

12. Oooooo Ahhhhh, What were you talking about I was to busy Oooing and Ahhhing.

13. Does someone need a hug?

14. Well...its not my problem I don't know the answers you have the book full of answers!

15. *raise your hand* Ooooo pick on me I have the answer!!!

16. Why did you pick on me when he knows the answer?!

17. Don't yell at me your supossed to help me learn!

18. Sorry I was busy on Fanpop thats why I didn't do my homewok.

19. You keep on talking but all I hear is blah blah blah.

20. I FORGOT BREAKFAST!!! That is why I didn't know the answer!

21. You make my head hurt!

22. Do we really have to learn today?

23. But it's my birthday!

24. Hey, how old are you anyway?

25. Who do you think you are?

26. Who died and made you the boss of everything?

27. Why do you HATE ME!!!!

28. Did someone forget to take their meds today?

29. That time of the month?

30. Just remember I'll be here everyday...EVERYDAY!!!!

Teacher of DEATH!

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izzzyroxmysocks BUT STILL FUNNY!!!!!!!

j1edwardcullen7 Stare at her. Don't say anything. Just stare at her the entire period. Give her the death glare. When she looks at you, glare and say: "What are you looking at? Jeez, eye-rape me why don't ya." Ask if she has any gum Ask her when her baby's due. (When she's NOT pregnant) Math teacher: "I already know what I want to be when I grow up. Why do I have to learn this?" Good Mood days: "Are you on the pill?" Listen to your iPod. When she asks you to bring it up, say, "How do I know you aren't going to listen to it? That's not fair!" Ask her how to kiss ass

raknaff lol ^^ Those are much better than mine!

j1edwardcullen7 No they aren't Still, you can add em if you wan. I like urs better

raknaff Naw you keep them maybe you can write another article. You have funny ideas too.

j1edwardcullen7 urs are still way better :-P

j1edwardcullen7 Make your teacher think your gay Ask him/her out Stare at her every few seconds, then sink down in your chair, and start gasping Cry when she says you have homewwork then cry louder when you have a quiz ask her for spray-paint Life Science: "Was it your mom or your dad who gave you the ugly gean?" haha

raknaff lol ^^

j1edwardcullen7 Ask repetetivly when the class is over Say "Oh, thank god you don't teach me next year!" ask her if she knew someone who went there like 20 yrs ago, bc they said u were her teacher Ask why we haven't met her husband

j1edwardcullen7 Say "You know how you drink coffee everyday?" "So THAT'S why your boobs are so little!"

raknaff lol again ^^

The-Stig lol

MIKEYWAY445 I will try #9, #26, #27 and #28. :)

Qcgirl #9+ TEACHER!!My Tampax is full! I have to go change it! *it works even better if it is a guy!

Qcgirl Three things to DO: 1.Play imaginary-ball *you throw an imaginary ball to someone else and he throws it to someone else and again and again... (Everybody plays his favorite sport) 2.Everybody drops something everytime someone sneezes 3.You do a wave every times the teacher turns her back to write on the board

gina0214 lol i love it ... try this throw a fake summarize party for ur teacher (come early to class) when he/she walks in yell surprise! during the whole class keep on asking when are the strippers are coming.

cA_iNen11 HAHAHAHAHAHA..VERY FUNNY..!!!!!!!!!lol

scarxtardis lol, who has a teacher that old???

green6244 ^^umm... i think that was the joke part of it.

Matsy23 lolz xDDDDD

cutiegirl01 LOL, I'm going to try most but not the sex ed gaging. (not funny I have to listen to it this year ugh)(diching)

CassiLuvsBrndon hahaha i loved the "umm umm..UR FACE!" lol

funnyu lol this is funny http://images.fanpop.com/images/emoticons/smile.jpg

Chaann94 "That time of the month" cracked me up! xD

EmzLovesCheryl Thanks! Some of these I havne't heard before, so I'll use them on my Science teacher. :) She's a bitch, she sent me to another room for hicupping, simply because she hates me, so next lesson the whole class are going to start hiccuping simultaneously at certain points during the lesson. I'll be sure to jot these things down so I can use them as well. (:

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