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posted by Me_Iz_Here
1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) Japan is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed too

12) 4Kids refuses to acknowledge the presence of any canadians, so Canada is removed

13) The famous "kiss" scene in episode 11 will digust homophobic viewers, so it is sadly removed

14) All jokes about China will be removed

15) Switzerland's guns are removed, he has INvisibleguns instead! ;)

16) Finland is a girl with really short hair and his voice actress will be a woman

17) Hanatomago (Finland's dog) is re-named "Fido" to make things easier for english viewers

18) Sweden doesn't talk much because he's shy

19) Denmark's axe is replaced with a broom because he loves cleaning (XD)

20) Cuba is removed because 4Kids are afraid that people will call them rascist for having a black character on a show (they already are though!)

21) Italy's accent is "too italian" so he's given a different voice actor that's 8 years old

22) The guns that Germany own? Guns are scary! We'll remove them!

23) Men don't have ponytails! So we'll remove China's ponytail!

24) Sisters and brothers aren't supposed to marry each other, so as well as Russia, we'll remove Belarus

25) Ukraine will be removed because her breasts are too big

26) Turkey and Greece arguing will upset little kids, so we'll remove the arguing scenes

27) And remove Turkey's mask because only stereotypical shady guys wear masks!

28) Greece's conversation about men competing in the olympics naked is removed

29) Remember that scene when France is nude because it's the olympics? 4Kids will make it so that he wears some trousers and a t-shirt saying "I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH BRITAIN!"

30) Liechtenstein's name is too hard to pronounce! We'll call her Suzanne instead!

31) The sad scene of Liechtenstein's first meeting with Switzerland is removed.

32) Liechtenstein is a long-lost sister who discovers that her dear brother has become a country so she travels from afar to meet him for reasons unexplained

33) There is no functioning plot: No-one fights. No-one dies. Everyone is happy. There are no wars. Good triumphs over evil, blah blah blah...

34) Switzerland and Austria argue because Austria wants to hang out with Liechtenstein but Switzerland won't allow it

35) Every scene about the Revolutionary War is removed. Instead, you have America being happy that he and England are friends

36) Holy Roman Empire never existed, because guys don't kiss guys (even if they think the other is a girl)

37) Austria doesn't make Italy wear a maid's outfit - men don't cross-dress!

38) Estonia and Latvia live in fear of a Russian ghost that lives in their home (since Russia is removed, we'll replace him with a scary ghost version of him!)

39) The Soviet Union is never mentioned

40) All scenes of England drinking alcohol are removed

41) Greece doesn't live in the ruins, he has an off-screen house

42) All guns in the anime will be removed, give everyone INvisible guns instead!

43) The Switzerland/Japan dancing clip will be removed, guys don't dance with other guys

44) The opening will last longer and will play annoying rock/rap music with horribly obscure lyrics mentioning "friendship", "we'll beat evil", "darkness", "light" or "heart."

45) The japanese characters will be removed

46) Italy was found in a box of fluffy bunnies!

47) Kids think of the world wars when they hear "Germany" so we'll call him Dave instead

48) The scenes of England performing curses are removed in case it upsets Catholics

49) Japan doesn't eat rice, he eats sandwiches instead

50) Let's remove the fight scene between China and the Axis!

And all Hetalia fans would cry...

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posted by Bluekait
An expert farmer is outstanding in her field.

An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.

Camels live in Camelfornia.

Cannibals like to meat people.

Hands are like bells, especially when they're wrung.

How about the bear that was hit by an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They said it was a grizzly accident.

How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.

If life is like a bowl of cherries, what's the raisin for living?

In some places fog will never be mist.

Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary...
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posted by nmdis
"Solo"


You speak to me
And in your words I hear a melody
But in the twilight it's so hard to see
What's wrong for me

I can't resist
Until you give the truth a little twist
As if you're gonna get away with this
You're not sorry

I can't believe I fell for this

I fell through the hole
Down at the bottom of your soul
Didn't think you could go
So low
Look at what you've done
You're losing me
Here's what you've won
Got me planning to go
Solo
Solo

You sing to me
Too bad you couldn't even stay on key
If your life is such a mystery
Why don't you stick to acting?

Here you go again...
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posted by nmdis
"Piercing"


Living in fear
Is not what you had
In mind for me
But holding to you
Is so hard
I cling to what I see

In a world where my emotions
Seem to rule my every move
They will challenge my devotion
To seek and know the truth

You're piercing me
This self will bleed
You're killing all
Of my securities
Lord, help me see the reality
That all I'll ever need is You

Here in this haze a distant light
Seems to draw me near
But in the shadow of my doubt
My faith just disappears

In a world where my emotions
Seem to rule my every move
They will challenge my devotion
To seek and know the truth

You're...
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posted by nmdis
IceCold
She fell in love with a dope boy
Black diamonds on the neck of that dope boy
Big body Benz for that dope boy
Love every tattoo on that dope boy
She sheds tears for that dope boy
Shit, it is what it is for that dope boy
Handle minor biz for that dope boy
But the reward is major, so on and so forth
She can tell you by the Greyhound
She can show you how to stay down
I can tell you 'bout to break down
VS1's all in my bitch watch face now
Straight G's for your low esteem
A.P's for the whole team
As I run away from my obituary
Walking in the shit that'll get you buried
Miami's mine like I'm Pat Riley
Baselines...
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posted by nmdis
BEAT


It's a big bad world but I ain't ashamed,
I like the lights in my hand
And the beat in my face.
It's a big bad world but I ain't ashamed,
I like the lights in my hand
And the beat in my face.

Be-be-beat in my face, be-be-beat in my face,
The lights in my hand, and the beat in my face

Be-be-beat in my face, be-be-beat in my face,
The lights in my hand, and the beat in my face

I'mma make you bend your back
Oh my god, this beat is crack
When I do this, you do that

I feel like dancing when I hear that sound,
Just wanna do it, eh, just wanna do it, eh.
I feel like dancing when I hear that sound,
Just wanna...
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Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh

Can you feel me
When I think about you?
With every breath I take
Every minute
No matter what I do

My world is an empty place
Like I've been wandering the desert
For a thousand days (oh)
Don't know if it's a mirage
But I always see your face, baby

[Chorus:]
I'm missing you so much
Can't help it, I'm in love
A day without you is like a year without rain
I need you by my side
Don't know how I'll survive
A day without you is like a year without rain (oh, whoa)
Whoa, oh, whoa

The stars are burning
I hear your voice in my mind (voice in my mind)
Can't you hear me calling?
My heart is yearning
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posted by nmdis
Come and Get it
[chorus]
When you're ready come and get it (x2)
Na na na (x3)

When you're re-e-a-dy (x2)

When you're ready come and get it
Na na na (x3)

You ain’t gotta worry it’s an open invitation
I’ll be sittin’ right here real patient
All day all night I’ll be waitin’ standby
Can’t stop because I love it, hate the way I love you
All day all night maybe I’m addicted for life, no lie.
I’m not too shy to show I love you, I got no regrets.
I love you much to, much to hide you, this love ain’t finished yet. This love ain’t finished yet…
So baby whenever you’re ready…

[chorus]
When...
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