1) Scenes with swearing will be removed
2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed
3) Japan is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes
4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed
5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead
6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents
7) Blood will be removed
8) Poland is actually a girl
9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)
10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!
11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed too
12) 4Kids refuses to acknowledge the presence of any canadians, so Canada is removed
13) The famous "kiss" scene in episode 11 will digust homophobic viewers, so it is sadly removed
14) All jokes about China will be removed
15) Switzerland's guns are removed, he has INvisibleguns instead! ;)
16) Finland is a girl with really short hair and his voice actress will be a woman
17) Hanatomago (Finland's dog) is re-named "Fido" to make things easier for english viewers
18) Sweden doesn't talk much because he's shy
19) Denmark's axe is replaced with a broom because he loves cleaning (XD)
20) Cuba is removed because 4Kids are afraid that people will call them rascist for having a black character on a show (they already are though!)
21) Italy's accent is "too italian" so he's given a different voice actor that's 8 years old
22) The guns that Germany own? Guns are scary! We'll remove them!
23) Men don't have ponytails! So we'll remove China's ponytail!
24) Sisters and brothers aren't supposed to marry each other, so as well as Russia, we'll remove Belarus
25) Ukraine will be removed because her breasts are too big
26) Turkey and Greece arguing will upset little kids, so we'll remove the arguing scenes
27) And remove Turkey's mask because only stereotypical shady guys wear masks!
28) Greece's conversation about men competing in the olympics naked is removed
29) Remember that scene when France is nude because it's the olympics? 4Kids will make it so that he wears some trousers and a t-shirt saying "I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH BRITAIN!"
30) Liechtenstein's name is too hard to pronounce! We'll call her Suzanne instead!
31) The sad scene of Liechtenstein's first meeting with Switzerland is removed.
32) Liechtenstein is a long-lost sister who discovers that her dear brother has become a country so she travels from afar to meet him for reasons unexplained
33) There is no functioning plot: No-one fights. No-one dies. Everyone is happy. There are no wars. Good triumphs over evil, blah blah blah...
34) Switzerland and Austria argue because Austria wants to hang out with Liechtenstein but Switzerland won't allow it
35) Every scene about the Revolutionary War is removed. Instead, you have America being happy that he and England are friends
36) Holy Roman Empire never existed, because guys don't kiss guys (even if they think the other is a girl)
37) Austria doesn't make Italy wear a maid's outfit - men don't cross-dress!
38) Estonia and Latvia live in fear of a Russian ghost that lives in their home (since Russia is removed, we'll replace him with a scary ghost version of him!)
39) The Soviet Union is never mentioned
40) All scenes of England drinking alcohol are removed
41) Greece doesn't live in the ruins, he has an off-screen house
42) All guns in the anime will be removed, give everyone INvisible guns instead!
43) The Switzerland/Japan dancing clip will be removed, guys don't dance with other guys
44) The opening will last longer and will play annoying rock/rap music with horribly obscure lyrics mentioning "friendship", "we'll beat evil", "darkness", "light" or "heart."
45) The japanese characters will be removed
46) Italy was found in a box of fluffy bunnies!
47) Kids think of the world wars when they hear "Germany" so we'll call him Dave instead
48) The scenes of England performing curses are removed in case it upsets Catholics
49) Japan doesn't eat rice, he eats sandwiches instead
50) Let's remove the fight scene between China and the Axis!
And all Hetalia fans would cry...
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2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed
3) Japan is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes
4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed
5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead
6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents
7) Blood will be removed
8) Poland is actually a girl
9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)
10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!
11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed too
12) 4Kids refuses to acknowledge the presence of any canadians, so Canada is removed
13) The famous "kiss" scene in episode 11 will digust homophobic viewers, so it is sadly removed
14) All jokes about China will be removed
15) Switzerland's guns are removed, he has INvisibleguns instead! ;)
16) Finland is a girl with really short hair and his voice actress will be a woman
17) Hanatomago (Finland's dog) is re-named "Fido" to make things easier for english viewers
18) Sweden doesn't talk much because he's shy
19) Denmark's axe is replaced with a broom because he loves cleaning (XD)
20) Cuba is removed because 4Kids are afraid that people will call them rascist for having a black character on a show (they already are though!)
21) Italy's accent is "too italian" so he's given a different voice actor that's 8 years old
22) The guns that Germany own? Guns are scary! We'll remove them!
23) Men don't have ponytails! So we'll remove China's ponytail!
24) Sisters and brothers aren't supposed to marry each other, so as well as Russia, we'll remove Belarus
25) Ukraine will be removed because her breasts are too big
26) Turkey and Greece arguing will upset little kids, so we'll remove the arguing scenes
27) And remove Turkey's mask because only stereotypical shady guys wear masks!
28) Greece's conversation about men competing in the olympics naked is removed
29) Remember that scene when France is nude because it's the olympics? 4Kids will make it so that he wears some trousers and a t-shirt saying "I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH BRITAIN!"
30) Liechtenstein's name is too hard to pronounce! We'll call her Suzanne instead!
31) The sad scene of Liechtenstein's first meeting with Switzerland is removed.
32) Liechtenstein is a long-lost sister who discovers that her dear brother has become a country so she travels from afar to meet him for reasons unexplained
33) There is no functioning plot: No-one fights. No-one dies. Everyone is happy. There are no wars. Good triumphs over evil, blah blah blah...
34) Switzerland and Austria argue because Austria wants to hang out with Liechtenstein but Switzerland won't allow it
35) Every scene about the Revolutionary War is removed. Instead, you have America being happy that he and England are friends
36) Holy Roman Empire never existed, because guys don't kiss guys (even if they think the other is a girl)
37) Austria doesn't make Italy wear a maid's outfit - men don't cross-dress!
38) Estonia and Latvia live in fear of a Russian ghost that lives in their home (since Russia is removed, we'll replace him with a scary ghost version of him!)
39) The Soviet Union is never mentioned
40) All scenes of England drinking alcohol are removed
41) Greece doesn't live in the ruins, he has an off-screen house
42) All guns in the anime will be removed, give everyone INvisible guns instead!
43) The Switzerland/Japan dancing clip will be removed, guys don't dance with other guys
44) The opening will last longer and will play annoying rock/rap music with horribly obscure lyrics mentioning "friendship", "we'll beat evil", "darkness", "light" or "heart."
45) The japanese characters will be removed
46) Italy was found in a box of fluffy bunnies!
47) Kids think of the world wars when they hear "Germany" so we'll call him Dave instead
48) The scenes of England performing curses are removed in case it upsets Catholics
49) Japan doesn't eat rice, he eats sandwiches instead
50) Let's remove the fight scene between China and the Axis!
And all Hetalia fans would cry...
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because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post updates if you want :)
because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me
Yes K5-HOWL has lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,
This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.
-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post updates if you want :)
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
guitar by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if you think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if you just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if you think that we cant sing it faster then you wrong but itll help if you just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if you just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
wirtten by:sponge bob
guitar by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if you think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if you just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if you think that we cant sing it faster then you wrong but itll help if you just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if you just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
Step 1: Form crush
Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook
Step 3: Talk to friends about crush
Step 4: Talk to family about crush
Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush
Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog
Step 7: Dream about crush
Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books
Step 9: Fall in love with crush
Step 10: Imagine having babies with crush
Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day
Step 12: Cry at night because of crush
Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush
Step 14: Dress to impress crush
Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice
Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush
Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter
Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc
Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house
Step 20: Never ask crush out
The End.
Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook
Step 3: Talk to friends about crush
Step 4: Talk to family about crush
Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush
Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog
Step 7: Dream about crush
Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books
Step 9: Fall in love with crush
Step 10: Imagine having babies with crush
Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day
Step 12: Cry at night because of crush
Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush
Step 14: Dress to impress crush
Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice
Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush
Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter
Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc
Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house
Step 20: Never ask crush out
The End.