Ways to Annoy:
1.say a random word for no reason all the time.
2.put spicy stuff in a food they like.
3.make a loud farting noise from your mouth and say "uh oh, i sharted."
4.make a farting noise from your mouth and blame it on the guy next to you.
5.go to a drive thru, get your face right up to the speaker and yell as loud as you can.
6.make a REALLY annoying noise all the time.
7.Write using only crayons, markers and paint.
8.When guests are at your house go into the kitchen and come out with ketchup all over you and say "THE BOOGIE MAN IS HERE!" a bunch of times.
9.in school if there's a problem you can't solve, rock back and forth in your seat saying in a weird voice "popperclops, popperclops, clops that pop your cloppers."
10.call everyone you meet an "American idiot"
11.in class raise your hand and say "the answer is cheesedoodles." in a stupid voice.
12.walk up to a stranger and poke their nose as hard as you can without actually harming them and say "i boop you nose."
13.poke random people all the time.
14.in class when your teacher asks if you go by a nick name say "king awesome the third"
15.go in your parents room at 6am, open up the blinds and scream at the top of your lungs "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!!!!"
16.after everything you say, say "a christian kids production." with two thumbs up.
17.make fake guns with your hands and say "I'm locked and loaded!"
18.scribble on paper, go up to a random person and show them your drawing and say "isn't it awesome!?"
19.talk like a robot all the time
20.take a computer mouse, wave it in front of a guys face and say "come and get it kitty!"
21.listen to JB music with a JB fan and when the music is playing make a bunch of barfing noises and near the middle of the song say "oh, my life." and fall over and act dead.
Pranks:
1.prank call someone and say "you've won a contest, come to /real random boat address/ to get a free cruise to Hawaii!" then hang up.
2.make a stupid contest, have a bunch of people participate with the promise of a cash prize and then give them nothing.
3.make up a bunch of stupid catch phrases and have random people use them.
4.get a huge squirt gun, bring it to a fancy party or something and shoot random people.
5.give people fake jewelery that looks real and tell them it's very valuable and they should sell it.
6.in school, if you have to write a report, switch someones report with crap you wrote and watch the results.
1.say a random word for no reason all the time.
2.put spicy stuff in a food they like.
3.make a loud farting noise from your mouth and say "uh oh, i sharted."
4.make a farting noise from your mouth and blame it on the guy next to you.
5.go to a drive thru, get your face right up to the speaker and yell as loud as you can.
6.make a REALLY annoying noise all the time.
7.Write using only crayons, markers and paint.
8.When guests are at your house go into the kitchen and come out with ketchup all over you and say "THE BOOGIE MAN IS HERE!" a bunch of times.
9.in school if there's a problem you can't solve, rock back and forth in your seat saying in a weird voice "popperclops, popperclops, clops that pop your cloppers."
10.call everyone you meet an "American idiot"
11.in class raise your hand and say "the answer is cheesedoodles." in a stupid voice.
12.walk up to a stranger and poke their nose as hard as you can without actually harming them and say "i boop you nose."
13.poke random people all the time.
14.in class when your teacher asks if you go by a nick name say "king awesome the third"
15.go in your parents room at 6am, open up the blinds and scream at the top of your lungs "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!!!!"
16.after everything you say, say "a christian kids production." with two thumbs up.
17.make fake guns with your hands and say "I'm locked and loaded!"
18.scribble on paper, go up to a random person and show them your drawing and say "isn't it awesome!?"
19.talk like a robot all the time
20.take a computer mouse, wave it in front of a guys face and say "come and get it kitty!"
21.listen to JB music with a JB fan and when the music is playing make a bunch of barfing noises and near the middle of the song say "oh, my life." and fall over and act dead.
Pranks:
1.prank call someone and say "you've won a contest, come to /real random boat address/ to get a free cruise to Hawaii!" then hang up.
2.make a stupid contest, have a bunch of people participate with the promise of a cash prize and then give them nothing.
3.make up a bunch of stupid catch phrases and have random people use them.
4.get a huge squirt gun, bring it to a fancy party or something and shoot random people.
5.give people fake jewelery that looks real and tell them it's very valuable and they should sell it.
6.in school, if you have to write a report, switch someones report with crap you wrote and watch the results.
It was the year 2009, a young couple of nobodies arrived on the scene and one of those nobodies was a man by the name of Mike "the Situation" Sorrentino. I knew when I first saw him that I WASN'T gonna like him and sure enough I didn't. He had a bad reputation from the moment they showed him and it just kept getting worse. Not only that but he's a selfish, self-centered, ego driven guy that cares to much about his abs then he does people. When he signed up for Dancing with the stars It made me hate him even more because he cared too much about his show to even get in a day of training done. To add even more fuel to the fire he SHOULD of been sent home first but u people saved him for basically no reason whatsoever.
