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posted by akatsuki_lover9
Ways to Annoy:
1.say a random word for no reason all the time.
2.put spicy stuff in a food they like.
3.make a loud farting noise from your mouth and say "uh oh, i sharted."
4.make a farting noise from your mouth and blame it on the guy next to you.
5.go to a drive thru, get your face right up to the speaker and yell as loud as you can.
6.make a REALLY annoying noise all the time.
7.Write using only crayons, markers and paint.
8.When guests are at your house go into the kitchen and come out with ketchup all over you and say "THE BOOGIE MAN IS HERE!" a bunch of times.
9.in school if there's a problem you can't solve, rock back and forth in your seat saying in a weird voice "popperclops, popperclops, clops that pop your cloppers."
10.call everyone you meet an "American idiot"
11.in class raise your hand and say "the answer is cheesedoodles." in a stupid voice.
12.walk up to a stranger and poke their nose as hard as you can without actually harming them and say "i boop you nose."
13.poke random people all the time.
14.in class when your teacher asks if you go by a nick name say "king awesome the third"
15.go in your parents room at 6am, open up the blinds and scream at the top of your lungs "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!!!!"
16.after everything you say, say "a christian kids production." with two thumbs up.
17.make fake guns with your hands and say "I'm locked and loaded!"
18.scribble on paper, go up to a random person and show them your drawing and say "isn't it awesome!?"
19.talk like a robot all the time
20.take a computer mouse, wave it in front of a guys face and say "come and get it kitty!"
21.listen to JB music with a JB fan and when the music is playing make a bunch of barfing noises and near the middle of the song say "oh, my life." and fall over and act dead.

Pranks:
1.prank call someone and say "you've won a contest, come to /real random boat address/ to get a free cruise to Hawaii!" then hang up.
2.make a stupid contest, have a bunch of people participate with the promise of a cash prize and then give them nothing.
3.make up a bunch of stupid catch phrases and have random people use them.
4.get a huge squirt gun, bring it to a fancy party or something and shoot random people.
5.give people fake jewelery that looks real and tell them it's very valuable and they should sell it.
6.in school, if you have to write a report, switch someones report with crap you wrote and watch the results.
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Sir Pham turned around, as he then got knocked over. Sir Pham shot magic at them, but missed.

Sir Pham stood, laughing his head off, “you brats trying to destroy me? You will be destroyed if you even try me! And too bad! Your magical friends are dead! So is Cameron!”

Sam gaped at him, suddenly realizing that all the magical creatures had been killed. They were all innocent animals, just trying to protect Cameron, and now they were dead, because of him.
    
“You won’t get away with this!” Sam yelled, opening her wings.

She flew high above Sir Pham. “I bet you can’t...
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Well, Hello guys, I know for a fact that I'm gonna get a lot of hate for this rant, but, instead I want to get this off of my chest and someone needs to rant about her.


Now, first off, where do I begin? This is user is an absolute attention whore, I mean, she left this club 3 times because people are criticising her when she calls it 'bullying.' And plus, she thinks people hate her and want her to die or some shit.

After she posted an answer 'Questionz' she posted "Don't fucking correct me, I can fuking spellz."

However, then, a user, BlindBandit92, told her if she spells correctly, but spells...
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(THIS ARTICLE IS A JOKE. CALM DOWN MATES. ENJOY :D)

*Cough* I WANNA HANG MYSELF

SO how's it goin' Internet, everyone getting along? It's good to be home again. :)

Typical Internet Douche: WHO U CALLIN' A WINY BICH U BICH >:(

I was right.....I AM home. :P

So I'm pretty sure that it's common fucking sense at this point that a hilariously large minority of the internet seem to either be five years old, have never gone to school, or are just mindless retarded sadists who jack off to others pain using grammar worse than that of a goddamn cheese grater.

And today, I'm going to be one of those sadists....
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#1: BLACK FIN:
30 years ago, Seaworld wasn't exactly at it's brightest of lights. As a film known as "Black Fin" reveals the tragic truth of the largest known, captive Orca.. tilikum.
The film reveals Tilikum was captured near Iceland in November of 1983, over 30 years ago. At only 2 years old, when he was approximately 13 feet long, he was torn away from his family and ocean home.
And, long story short, he might of been bullied by the other Orcas.
This eventually leading to Tilikum killing 3 trainers.
The most famish being the violent death of Dawn Brancheau.
It's believed Tilikum was acting very...
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I'm no good at writing articles so I decided to just make a list from the pictures. I made a list like this once before when I used to be on Deviantart but some of my opinions have changed since then. Remember that this is a countdown, meaning that number one is the most beautiful. I hope you like it but this is just my opinion so be polite.
10. Judy Garland
10. Judy Garland
9. Grace Kelly
9. Grace Kelly
8. Yvonne DeCarlo
8. Yvonne DeCarlo
7. Natalie Wood
7. Natalie Wood
6. Marilyn Monroe
6. Marilyn Monroe
5. Gene Tierney
5. Gene Tierney
4. Ava Gardner
4. Ava Gardner
3. Capucine
3. Capucine
2. Pier Angeli
2. Pier Angeli
1. Sharon Tate
1. Sharon Tate
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Don't mess with this monkey.

Footage from a security camera is said to show a young man in Shimla, India, giving the finger to one of the area's famously belligerent monkeys. And as you might expect, the monkey is having none of it.

It drop kicks the man right in the head, knocking him to the ground.

The man, however, appears to be OK after the attack as he gets up and walks off.

Shimla's monkeys are known to cause problems for both tourists and locals visiting the Jakhoo temple, which is dedicated to the monkey god Hanuman.

"The monkeys of Shimla are not pleasant animals, they roam around in gangs...
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