(From Shovel Knight)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!
BEGIN!
Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as you can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
You can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away
I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!
Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
You should never send a mouse to do a mans job
I got armor so thick you won't even dent me
And although I move slow, I'm a f**king tank peewee
Your a 2 year old who likes to disappear
I'm a ancient battling pirate buccaneer
Kicking your ass man, it's my freaking duty
From the start of this battle I've been kicking your booty
Plague Knight: You think you have swag? That's my middle name!
You couldn't even see me, I've already won the game!
It's people like you who are just so fat
Getting everything you want. but crying like a brat
I move 50 times faster than Sonic the goddamn hedgehog
You move slower than a turtle in a fog
Thinking you could beat me, it was always a dream
Just admit it, you'll always fall into my schemes
Treasure Knight: Au Contraire, senior dumb b**ch
I'm the boss here, you're just a forgotten glitch
You move like your drunk, and your frail as hell
I could use you for f**king hair gel
I'm a bad-ass, sailing the seven seas
Your just a little kid, afraid of getting stung by bees
But enough of your babbling, pathetic pushover
This battle is done, game over.
WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!
BEGIN!
Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as you can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
You can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away
I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!
Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
You should never send a mouse to do a mans job
I got armor so thick you won't even dent me
And although I move slow, I'm a f**king tank peewee
Your a 2 year old who likes to disappear
I'm a ancient battling pirate buccaneer
Kicking your ass man, it's my freaking duty
From the start of this battle I've been kicking your booty
Plague Knight: You think you have swag? That's my middle name!
You couldn't even see me, I've already won the game!
It's people like you who are just so fat
Getting everything you want. but crying like a brat
I move 50 times faster than Sonic the goddamn hedgehog
You move slower than a turtle in a fog
Thinking you could beat me, it was always a dream
Just admit it, you'll always fall into my schemes
Treasure Knight: Au Contraire, senior dumb b**ch
I'm the boss here, you're just a forgotten glitch
You move like your drunk, and your frail as hell
I could use you for f**king hair gel
I'm a bad-ass, sailing the seven seas
Your just a little kid, afraid of getting stung by bees
But enough of your babbling, pathetic pushover
This battle is done, game over.
WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
YOU DECIDE!
Vroom in the Night Sky is considered by many to be the worst game on the Nintendo Switch, let alone one of the worst games ever. Developed by Poisoft, a studio that clearly doesn’t speak English, Vroom in the Night Sky was once a Wii U exclusive, but was able to crawl it’s way out of the bargain bin console and onto your Nintendo Switch. I want you to let that sink in. Trash like Vroom in the Night Sky was able to survive the Wii U and yet Wonderful 101 remains trapped on there. This was the game that was considered better than Vroom in the Night Sky. May god forgive us all.
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Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, or chippies for short.
Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson motorcycles on one of the highways.
Jon: *Riding his motorcycle next to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.
A blue GT500 passed them...
Welcome to the second episode of Cultober II: The Return. Yesterday, we looked at a classic horror film that is regarded for its writing and effects. Now we will be looking at a classic B-monster film that is known for its cheese but loved for its premise nonetheless. Today we will be looking at what many consider the king of classic b-movies, 1958’s The Blob. The original, of course.
Young lovers Steve and Jane are at Lover’s Lane when a meteorite crashes into earth. From within, a gelatinous creature known only as The Blob emerges from within and begins to devour residents of the...
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Young lovers Steve and Jane are at Lover’s Lane when a meteorite crashes into earth. From within, a gelatinous creature known only as The Blob emerges from within and begins to devour residents of the...
So at this point, I’m going to assume indie games with a chill cyberpunk bar setting that has drink mixing mini-games is going to become its own niche genre. VA-11 HALL-A was the best of that genre, but I guess we can assume the 2nd topper for it would be The Red Strings Club.
The Red Strings Club is an interactive indie title where you play as a bartender named Donovan and occasionally his favorite customer, best friend, and possible gay lover, Brandeis, as you go through the story of a corporate empire wanted to change the world for the better, which in short takes away their ability...
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The Red Strings Club is an interactive indie title where you play as a bartender named Donovan and occasionally his favorite customer, best friend, and possible gay lover, Brandeis, as you go through the story of a corporate empire wanted to change the world for the better, which in short takes away their ability...
