(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as you can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
You can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away

I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!

Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
You should never send a mouse to do a mans job
I got armor so thick you won't even dent me
And although I move slow, I'm a f**king tank peewee

Your a 2 year old who likes to disappear
I'm a ancient battling pirate buccaneer
Kicking your ass man, it's my freaking duty
From the start of this battle I've been kicking your booty

Plague Knight: You think you have swag? That's my middle name!
You couldn't even see me, I've already won the game!
It's people like you who are just so fat
Getting everything you want. but crying like a brat

I move 50 times faster than Sonic the goddamn hedgehog
You move slower than a turtle in a fog
Thinking you could beat me, it was always a dream
Just admit it, you'll always fall into my schemes

Treasure Knight: Au Contraire, senior dumb b**ch
I'm the boss here, you're just a forgotten glitch
You move like your drunk, and your frail as hell
I could use you for f**king hair gel

I'm a bad-ass, sailing the seven seas
Your just a little kid, afraid of getting stung by bees
But enough of your babbling, pathetic pushover
This battle is done, game over.

WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
YOU DECIDE!