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posted by slenderman777
In my room there is a small door leading to where the air conditioning unit is housed, this door has no locking mechanisms what so ever so it wasn't uncommon when it opened up by itself when there was a draft, its impossible to close the door behind you once you get beyond it and enter the crawlspace type area it leads to. i have lived in this house for five years now and for the first 4 i never gave the door a second thought,it wasn't until the fifth year that the door made me feel unsettled, a few months ago i was home alone,i'm 17 and i live in the bonus room which is connected to the crawlspace. i had been upstairs playing on my playstation when the house phone rang,normally i would answer the one i had upstairs but i had unplugged the charger and it died, i ran downstairs in order to answer the phone, my two dogs that were up there with me were still at my heels,i picked up the phone, 1-800 service of course. i let the dogs out back i remember vaguely what happened,i opened the door 3 beeps from the alarm system notified me then i closed it, before going back upstairs i went to the bathroom,while i was using the bathroom i heard 3 beeps notifying me that a door has been opened, i didn't give it a second thought because i assumed my parents had just got home,accept i didn't hear their footsteps,and there were no voices. i got out of the bathroom and checked all three doors, the front door was locked the garage door was locked and the back door was unlocked but my dogs who were 2 husky's would not have let a stranger in without attacking them, i let them both in and locked the door,maybe i just imagined it, i did have a Pretty vivid imagination,i do get a little paranoid when i am home alone it wasn't out of the question hell maybe i didn't close the back door all the way who knows,what i do know is that all the doors were locked or guarded by dogs when my parents left,it wasn't long after that when i would wake up in the morning the door would be wide open,sure it would do that once or twice over the course of living here but i was still creeped out.but recently its been opened in the morning at least once a week,so i told my parents and they got a latch for it to keep it closed,this was such a relief. for about three weeks the door was never opened then one day i came home from school and the latch was laying on the ground next to the open door that's when i started sleeping with a knife on my bedside table, i put the latch back on but every time i put it on and leave it for a few hours and when i came back it would fall off,i was scared and i didn't hide it from my parents, i told them time and time again that the door was still opening but they will tell me its a cheap latch and to get over it,i was almost 18 and had to give up the fear of the dark soon,accept it wasn't the darkness i was scared of.i was scared of whoever was living in that crawlspace.one day i went down for lunch when my parents just both stared at me,i asked what was wrong and if i had something in my teeth and they just kept looking at me,as if i did something to be ashamed of. "we heard you last night" my father said, "heard me doing what? Snoring? i'm sorry its just that i have had trouble slee. "No not snoring we heard you in the kitchen last night it didn't help that you were slamming the fridge door waking everybody up if your hungry during the nights just eat more dinner you know we have plenty of food so you don't have to starve yourself" he finished, "dad i didn't get up last night i didn't i think i would remember if i had" "oh really? you didn't?" he said like i was trying to fool him but i wasn't, "yeah dad it wasn't me" "don't lie to me" "i'm not i swear" "maybe you were sleepwalking? it sounded just the way you walk when you go to the bathroom at night and i could of swore i heard your door open" "dad i hadn't sleepwalked in years you know that" that's when the realty of this hit me "well you like cherry coke so unless it was that damn ghost in the crawlspace,i don't know who else it could of been" and checking his phone "shit i am going to be late, i love you son stop starving yourself" and with that he left closing the door behind him, 3 beeps i didn't sleep much after that, most nights i would have the tv on and just look at the door latch locked and all i still had school so i would stay up till 4 knowing that if i had to stay up the next night i would kill myself. but even then i would sleep for 2 hours and when i woke up the door would be open latch laying on the ground beside it,then the door would be opened every morning,i decided that i had to do something about it once and for all,the night came and it was 4 am i turned of my tv and i was laying on my bed,waiting. about 30 seconds later,the first push came,slow and strong then another and another, on the forth push the latch felled to the ground and the door opened,i waited looking at the door,a head poked out whoever was in there may have been human but i don't think so,i lights were of so i can't be sure,the door was all the way opened,it made its way out head first using his arms to drag him through the opening, when he was out i can see a thin hairless man. i can hear my heart beating and it could hear it too, it turned its head and it was looking at me walking closer to the bed,it made its way to where i was,i dared not to open my eyes i could hear it sniffing in the air, it was beside me, i heard him open his mouth and closed it. soon he crawled on all fours back to the crawlspace making itself home in the crawlspace and it closed the door.i didn't sleep for the rest of the night and when it was safe to come out i didn't leave my bed, "ALEX get out of bed your going to be late for school" my dad yelled i then heard him leave, 3 beeps after that i heard a noise at the door and then..... it opened.
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posted by nmdis
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Night and day, I'll be your muse
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If you want me to
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Don't be afraid, close your eyes
Let me take you to places you've never been tonight
I thought by know you'd realize I can do anything I put my mind to
I can make the stars dance
Light up the moon, I can make the stars dance
If you want me to
The...
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1. They feel happy and like nothing can take them down.
2. They start feeling depressed for no reason.
3. They feel like crying for a while.
4. They cry heavily and not knowing why their crying makes it worse.
5. They feel mad and feels like everyone should feel her wrath.
6. They feel so alone and unloved by everyone, some are driven to cut themselves.
7. They feel like only God understands them.
8. Their time of the month is over and they normal again.
This is what i went through, so i assume other girls do to.
posted by IloveMyLord

In jealousy there is more of self-love than love.
FranÁois de la Rochefoucauld
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
Robert A. Heinlein
There is no greater glory than love, nor any greater punishment than jealousy.
Lope de Vega
Jealous people poison their own banquet and then eat it
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Peace of mind makes the body healthy, but jealousy is like a cancer.
Bible
Jealousy is the dragon in paradise; the hell of heaven; and the most bitter of the emotions because associated with the sweetest.
A.R. Orage...
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“The ones who influenced me was Dragonforce and Metallica....the ones who influence me now is of course Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy and Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance”

“I'm a wife, I'm a mother, I'm a artist...
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posted by dylin1
Time for some fun... lol twss

Body: TEN THINGS ABOUT YOU
1. Are you single?
Yeah.

2. Are you happy about that?
no

3. Are you bored?
YES

4. Are you sad?
Nah.

5. Are you Italian?
No...

6. Are you pregnant?
HELL NO

8. Are you cool?
The coolest person you'll ever meet!!!

9. Are you Irish?
Yeah

10. Are your parents still married?
Nope

TEN FACTS
1. Full Name:
Madylin Sage Duce

2. What are your nicknames?
"that girl who ______" fill in the blank.

3. Birth place:
Whitehorse, Yukon, Canada

4. Hair color:
Light Brown.

5. Hair style:
sheiber

7. Birthday:
august 8, 97

8. Mood:
chill

9. Favorite color:
black,white,blue,purple,red....
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posted by ultimatefredde
1. Guys for gods sake, dont pretend being something you aren´t girls have a sixth sense we don´t have and find out sooner or later

2. Dance!

3.Flirt, they aren´t the only ones who should do this.

4.Tell her what you really enjoy in life

5.Help them out when needed.

6.Avoid playing those "Gay games" with your pals, it´s just not right

7.avoid grabbing your "parts" on public. Really.

8.Be original, with gifts, don´t just give flowers, or take her to dinner, also sometimes a card or a simple walk in the park is good to try

9.Be romantic and take shyness away

10. Express your feelings, you wont die...
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posted by JonasLuver1
Why Guys Love Girls:

1. The way they always smell good even if it’s just shampoo
2. The way they always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our ams
5. The way they kiss you ad make everything alright in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the it’s all worthwhile
8. The way they are always warm even if it’s minus 30 degrees
9. The way the look good no matter what they wear
10. The way she fished for compliments even though you both know she’s the most beautiful...
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posted by ilovetech29
1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan...
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Just reading some of the Terminator Quotes through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!


Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash day tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.


I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. You might get annoyed by it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
posted by lloonny
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9....
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posted by KateKicksAss
This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
Of course, if you are TRULY random, you shouldn't even need a guide, O_O

Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever you may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases or monologues or pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of friends or logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if you got it, Flaunt it!

Steps

1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and you can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays...
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