Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, you already said that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...
Three minutes later, this song was playing: link
Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Stop the song
Master Sword: *Next to Tom again in front of the house*
Tom: What can I say? You told me to try to come up with something new, and I did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't think the audience will take too kindly on seeing one of the hosts get eaten by a shark.
Tom: But they were laughing. They did like it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I'm done talking to you. Today's crossover parody is James and The Giant Apple.
Tom: We combine the episode Apples To The Core with the Disney movie, James and The Giant Peach.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Time to begin.
James and The Giant Apple
Starring
Pipsqueak as James
Aina as Spiker
Mrs. Cake as Sponge
Tom Foolery as The Narrator
and everyone else as theirselves
Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a young colt that was abused by his two aunts. Where are his parents you ask? They died.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: This ghost from the sky killed them, which honestly doesn't make any sense, but it's a Disney film, so don't question it's story line.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The ghost was a rhinoceros by the way, I think you oughta know that. Anyway, after his daily slave labor, James was leaning on a stone wall, looking in front of him, seeing a nice city. The house he, and his aunts lived in was on top of a hill, and both the house, and hill looked like shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: *Looking at everything down the hill* Every part of the world would be better for me to live in. I don't want to stay here forever. I want to leave as quickly as possible.
Narrator: *Appears next to James* What's stopping you?
James: Ah! *Falls down*
Narrator: Don't be frightened, I'm just a narrator that appears out of nowhere to talk to others.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: I have something for you. *Gives James a bag* There's lots of magic in those bugs you see. Take it to your room, and make your wish to leave this dreadful place as quickly as you can. *Looks around him, and see that everything looks like shit* Actually, you better make it quicker then quickly as you can.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: *Runs toward his house, and trips*
Bugs: *Going into the ground*
James: Wait! Don't go!!
Spiker: Who are you yelling at?!
James: Uh.....
Sponge: Get up!
James: *Gets up*
Then, an apple starts to grow off of the tree near James.
Spiker: How is that happening?!
James: *Thinks* (It must be from those bugs in the bag the narrator gave to me.)
After supper, James went outside to investigate.
James: *Goes inside the apple. He starts to hear ponies arguing*
Twilight: Nigga, I still say this episode should be cancelled!
Applejack: Just because you only appear in the beginning? That's a dumb reason to have somethin' cancelled.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I don't want Apples To Zhe Core to be cancelled. Zhere is a wonderful song we sing together.
James: *Gets toward an edge, and falls down*
Big Macintosh: *Looks at James* Who the hell is that?
James: Wait! Don't hurt me. I was given this bag of magic bugs, and it made this big apple appear.
Applejack: Actually, that all happened, because of Twilight's magic. As for those bugs, I ain't sure where they went.
Twilight: Sorry man, but they're probably gone.
Spiker: JAAAAAAMES?????!?!!?!
James: Uh oh.
His two aunts were outside looking for him.
Applebloom: We gotta get out of here.
Granny Smith: But how?
Twilight: Man, I got an idea. *Makes the stem of the apple disappear which makes the apple fall off the tree, and roll around the hill*
Spiker: *Runs toward the car*
Sponge: *Gets in the car* Start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start*
Sponge: Start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start*
Sponge: I said start the damn car!
Spiker: You shouldn't curse. We are in a Disney movie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sponge: Just start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start* I think it will only start if you say please. Again, this is a Disney movie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sponge: *Sighs, annoyed* Please, start the car.
Spiker: *Starts the car, and drives away*
The apple crushed the car they were driving away in.
Spiker: *Sticks her head out of the car's roof* Oh, so this is what it feels like to be squashed by fruit. Get it? Squash?
Narrator: That wasn't funny. As for James, who met Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Applebloom, Big Macintosh, Granny Smith, and Twilight Sparkle, they got to Manehattan in the big apple.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Narrator: They live in Central Park, with the apple as their house. Twilight Sparkle used her magic to keep the apple fresh, so it won't expire, and turn into shit, like James' old house.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
On the next part of this episode
Mortomis explains to us his favorite, and least favorite time of history.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing next to Double Scoop*
Tom: More ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands next to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 25: By The Time We Get There...
Tom: *In a Prius being driven by Master Sword* It'll be too late.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Come on. We'll make it to Mortomis' house in time.
Tom: Not in this thing. Now if we had Saten Twist's car, we'd get there with no struggle.
Master Sword: It's too old. No, to get from one place to another, you need a Prius. *Notices his car breaks down, then he catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Put yourself out before you kill us.
43 minutes later at Mortomis' house
Mortomis: What the hell took you two so long?
Tom: It's all Master Sword's fault. He drove us here in a Prius.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: I'm sorry for your misfortune.
Master Sword: Why did you invite us here anyway? On the phone, you said you had something special for us.
Mortomis: That I do. I'm working on a special project about my favorite, and least favorite decades of the past. *Starts playing a video*
This was the entire video
Mortomis: *Narrating* Mortomis' favorite, and least favorite decades of the past. One of my favorite decades of the past is the 1870's. We got lots of cool movies, and TV shows about the wild west, and everything else that happened around that time period. My second favorite is the 1940's.
Tom: (This is boring. I'd rather watch The Descendants.)
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: We won world war 2. That is all. My final favorite is the 1980's. I was born in 1982, and got my first girlfriend three years after that. We had sex one week after we met
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Now for my least favorite decades of the past, starting with the 1930's. Everything about this decade sucks, because of the Great Depression. And one more thing, Heil Hitler.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Second least favorite is the 1990's. It was a very weird time. Everything was weird.
Master Sword: You said weird twice.
Mortomis: Shut up, and watch the video. *Sees Tom, and Master Sword sleeping*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: F**k. We might as well get the skits started, beginning with The Story Of Corporal Agarn. Who knows? You might see Master Sword catch on fire again.
Audience: *Laughing*
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic Rainbow as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Previously
Corporal Agarn: Hey Sarge, I was talking to the Hikawis, and they said they could get us extra ammunition for a fair price.
Sargent O' Rourke: But I already have the forms filled out, and I'm taking them to be sent to Canterlot right now.
Corporal Agarn: But Sargent, that could take days to have finished. We could talk to the Hikawis, and they could give us the ammo we need right now.
Later, at the Hikawi Camp
Sargent O' Rourke: We just came by to see the ammunition you have for us.
Wild Eagle: It's ready for twenty four dollars.
Corporal Agarn: See? I told you Sarge. They give us our ammo for a fair price.
Wild Eagle: And two diamonds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: But, where are we going to get two diamonds?
Wild Eagle: Crazy Cat spotted ten Comanche Indians, protecting two diamonds in a cave. I want you to get them for me.
Sargent O' Rourke: Okay. We'll find a way to sneak past them, and get the diamonds for you. *Leaves with Corporal Agarn*
Wild Eagle: *Walks over to Crazy Cat* You're good.
Crazy Cat: *Reveals the two diamonds* We'll be even richer now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Part 2
Corporal Agarn: *With Sargent O' Rourke* Wait, there's ten Comanches, and two of us. Shouldn't we have brought reinforcements with us?
Sargent O' Rourke: We're going to sneak past them. That can't be accomplished if we have more ponies with us.
Corporal Agarn: How do we sneak past them?
Sargent O' Rourke: I'll think of something.
Meanwhile at the Hikawi camp
Crazy Cat: This is great. We will have four diamonds, and we will be extremely rich.
Wild Eagle: I still feel bad about lying to Agarn, and O' Rourke.
Crazy Cat: They're soldiers. They can defend themselves.
Wild Eagle: Against the Comanches? They're animals. Even a real animal can see that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives with Vanderbilt* Hello chief.
Wild Eagle: Ah, Captain. We haven't seen much of you. How goes everything at Fort Courage?
Captain Parmenter: Everything is fine, but we're missing Corporal Agarn, and Sargent O' Rourke.
Corporal Vanderbilt: I think I see them Captain. *Walks toward a tree, and shakes a low branch* Agarn, how nice to see you again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Vanderbilt, that's a tree.
Corporal Vanderbilt: Oh, I knew that. *Walks to a bush* Hi Sargent.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Do you know where they might be?
Wild Eagle: I sent them to find two diamonds, in a cave, protected by Comanche Indians.
Captain Parmenter: By theirselves?!
Crazy Cat: They'll be alright captain.
Captain Parmenter: I know O' Rourke is good negotiating with Indians, but he's with Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wild Eagle: So?
Captain Parmenter: You clearly don't know Agarn as well as I do.
Audience: *Laughing*
To be continued in the next episode.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning you Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, it's Video Game Troll
Video Game Troll
Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed by any actors.
Today's game: Gran Turismo 6
Sean: *Holding a camera pointing at him, and Mortomis* Hello everyone, today we're going online to play Gran Turismo 6.
Mortomis: Now what we're going to do is join this server that says Cops 70 Miles Per Hour, 3/3.
Sean: What that means is when you get three tickets from anyone that is a cop, you get kicked out of the lobby by the host.
Mortomis: And we're going to abuse the system as much as we can.
Audience: *Laughing*
As the camera switches to game footage from Sean's TV, they both join the cop server.
Mortomis: You know how some people don't have those safety cars?
Sean: Yeah, they have to use a car with a certain color.
Mortomis: If it's black, I'm using my Cadillac. The Cien.
Sean: Well, that oughta be fun.
Mortomis: But not for the racers.
Audience: *Laughing*
The loading screen goes away, and it shows the main menu for the online server they're in.
Fox335: We're in. Hi everyone.
Players: Hello.
Kadillack: Can we be cops?
Ghost-Toast: Sure.
Fox335: *Driving a BMW M4 Safety Car*
Kadillack: *Driving a black Cadillac Cien*
Brother92: Kadillack, I thought you wanted to be a cop.
Kadillack: I am, I'm undercover.
Ghost-Toast: You need a car like Fox's. It has to have the lights on top of it.
Kadillack: Can't I go undercover? *The pitch in his voice gets higher* Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ghost-Toast: *Annoyed* Okay, you can use the Caddy.
Kadillack: *Sends a message to Fox335*
Fox335: *Reads the message. It says, We got him angry already.*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
The track they were driving on was Circuit De La Sarthe
Fox335: *Sees a car parked in the grass, and stops in front of it* What are you doing?
VGV85: I'm waiting for a friend.
Fox335: What for?
VGV85: So he can show me this car he has.
Fox335: I don't believe you. Is he giving you drugs?
Audience: *Laughing*
VGV85: You mean illegal drugs?
Fox335: Yes, illegal drugs. That's the only kind of drugs there are.
Audience: *Laughing*
VGV85: No you bastard.
Fox335: Okay, I'm going to give you two tickets. One for dealing with illegal drugs-
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: -and the other one is for calling me a bastard. If you get one more ticket, the host will kick you out of here.
VGV85: This is bullshit!
Fox335: Use of profanity, that's your third ticket. Host! Kick this guy! He got three tickets.
VGV85: But I didn't do anything! *Gets kicked out of the lobby*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Kadillack: *On the straightaway, he pushes an Audi into the wall which makes him stop. He stops right in front of him.*
98349834: What the hell was that man?
Kadillack: Can I see your driver's license, and registration sir?
98349834: Why did you push me into the wall?
Kadillack: You were speeding.
98349834: Yeah, but you ruined the front end of my car.
Kadillack: Well, you're driving an Audi, you do that to everyone else.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: What's that supposed to mean?!
Kadillack: You're a douchebag, that's what it means.
Players: *Laughing*
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: Guys, this isn't funny!
Kadillack: Sure it is. I'm giving you a ticket for speeding, and a ticket for driving an Audi. Get a different car now.
98349834: Fine!
90 seconds later
98349834: *Driving a 1966 Volkswagen Beetle*
Fox335: *Pushes the Volkswagen into the sand*
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: Really?!!?
Fox335: That's even worse then an Audi. I'm giving you a 3rd ticket for driving a piece of shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: NO!!
Ghost-Toast: You got three tickets man, you're getting kicked.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: *Gets kicked*
Fox335: That was fun, but I have to go now.
Kadillack: Yeah, me too.
Ghost-Toast: Aw man. I hope you join my lobby again.
Up next is Golfing
Golfing
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic Rainbow as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell
The 12th hole on the course has a sand trap separating the green from the fairway.
Otis: *Hits his ball onto the green* See? You do have to hit it 90 yards after all.
Chip: *Holding his phone which recorded the distance that Otis' ball traveled* I'm more used to feet.
Otis: I'm used to hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: You know, if I actually do hit it 90 yards, from where my ball is, I might get it in the hole.
Otis: Yeah, that could work.
Chip: *Hits the ball* Get in the hole you white bastard.
But a breeze pushed the ball back, and it landed in the bunker.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: And, what you said to the golf ball sounded strange. It would make more sense if the ball was black, and you said black bastard.
Audience: *Whistling, cheering, and clapping*
Chip: *Looks at the bunker* That's not our only problem. We're short on sand.
After the match, they talked to Olson, and Caddy about it while sitting at a table in the club.
Olson: We were just dealing with the same thing.
Caddy: I talked to the owner, but he didn't say a word back.
Otis: Perhaps he was too nervous.
Caddy: He looked more angry to me.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Chip: Do you think he'll do anything about it?
Otis: He was angry. I doubt it.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Otis: Then we'll have to do it for him.
Next day, they were at the bunker with the short amount of sand. Each pony was carrying two buckets of sand.
Chip: Hold up, I think we have the wrong type of sand.
Otis: Wrong type? There's only one type of sand. The type that prevents golf balls from going to the right place!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Caddy: They both look the same to me.
Chip: I will be the judge of that.
Otis: Fine. You want to make things complicated? Be my guess.
Olson: If that sand is different from the one we have, we'll get different sand. Satisfied?
Chip: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: We should have gotten the right sand in the first place. *Gets into the bunker, and feels the sand* It's very smooth. Now let's feel the sand we have in our buckets. *Puts his hoof in the bucket* Wrong sand!
Otis: Really, let me try. *Feels the sand in the bucket* Oh. It feels different, because it's wet.
Chip: So we can't use it.
But the others poured the sand into the sand trap anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: *Shocked, making a face just like this: hypersonic55.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/haruhara-haru...jpg *
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Otis: Okay Chip, time to go home. *Leaves with Olson, and Caddy*
Chip: *Stands still like a statue, and falls down*
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, Tom has some things to tell you
At Tom's house, Tom was with Master Sword
Tom: Hello everybody. For this episode, we don't have any bloopers for you.
Master Sword: Sad, I know. Tom, you need to screw up more when we film these episodes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Same to you buddy.
Master Sword: So every time we film an episode without any bloopers, we improvise.
Tom: Sometimes, we'll show an extra skit, but other times, we like to create fake commercials, or just give you the facts.
Master Sword: Let's start with the facts.
Tom: Fact number 1, you're an idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No I'm not! Wait, what are we talking about again?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Actually, the way it really works is this.
A cartoon comic book now appears with the title being...
Tom: Facts on CHiPs.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: *Flips some pages in the comic book* Did you know that when Jebediah Turner first appeared in Season 3, he never had a single accident while driving around in his police car? Then in Season 4, this happened.
Jebediah: *His car was airborne, but it crashes on a street, damaging the front end severly. Next, he's looking for something in the backyard of an abandoned house, but three guys steal his police car*
Tom: I guess he ran out of luck, just like all of us sometimes.
Jebediah: *Appears next to Tom* Wait. Why are cartoon horses doing a review on a show about humans, from 38 years ago?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Who gives a damn? Next on the facts is Watchmojo.com. They say that Spider Man 3 is terrible, because there's too many villains. Well what the hell is wrong with you guys?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: You got the sand man, and that homosexual photographer, I think his name is Ed.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just two villains. That's it, and the second guy doesn't even turn evil until the ending after Spider Man gets rid of the black costume. These guys at Watchmojo.com are idiots.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Spider Man gets a real bad ass costume from whatever that black shit is, and James Franco's performance as Harry Osborne was also bad ass. Spider Man 3 is a good movie. Case dismissed.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: Finally on The Facts, the My Little Pornstar movie is finally finished. Tirek is much better in this then he is in the season 4 finale of My Little Pony. And that's the end.
The comic book closes, and we return to Tom, and Master Sword in the house.
Master Sword: That's all we have for today. We'll see you in the next episode.
Tom: Which is also the season 2 finale.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production
The Leader In Fan Fictions
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, you already said that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...
Three minutes later, this song was playing: link
Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Stop the song
Master Sword: *Next to Tom again in front of the house*
Tom: What can I say? You told me to try to come up with something new, and I did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't think the audience will take too kindly on seeing one of the hosts get eaten by a shark.
Tom: But they were laughing. They did like it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I'm done talking to you. Today's crossover parody is James and The Giant Apple.
Tom: We combine the episode Apples To The Core with the Disney movie, James and The Giant Peach.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Time to begin.
James and The Giant Apple
Starring
Pipsqueak as James
Aina as Spiker
Mrs. Cake as Sponge
Tom Foolery as The Narrator
and everyone else as theirselves
Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a young colt that was abused by his two aunts. Where are his parents you ask? They died.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: This ghost from the sky killed them, which honestly doesn't make any sense, but it's a Disney film, so don't question it's story line.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: The ghost was a rhinoceros by the way, I think you oughta know that. Anyway, after his daily slave labor, James was leaning on a stone wall, looking in front of him, seeing a nice city. The house he, and his aunts lived in was on top of a hill, and both the house, and hill looked like shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: *Looking at everything down the hill* Every part of the world would be better for me to live in. I don't want to stay here forever. I want to leave as quickly as possible.
Narrator: *Appears next to James* What's stopping you?
James: Ah! *Falls down*
Narrator: Don't be frightened, I'm just a narrator that appears out of nowhere to talk to others.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: I have something for you. *Gives James a bag* There's lots of magic in those bugs you see. Take it to your room, and make your wish to leave this dreadful place as quickly as you can. *Looks around him, and see that everything looks like shit* Actually, you better make it quicker then quickly as you can.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: *Runs toward his house, and trips*
Bugs: *Going into the ground*
James: Wait! Don't go!!
Spiker: Who are you yelling at?!
James: Uh.....
Sponge: Get up!
James: *Gets up*
Then, an apple starts to grow off of the tree near James.
Spiker: How is that happening?!
James: *Thinks* (It must be from those bugs in the bag the narrator gave to me.)
After supper, James went outside to investigate.
James: *Goes inside the apple. He starts to hear ponies arguing*
Twilight: Nigga, I still say this episode should be cancelled!
Applejack: Just because you only appear in the beginning? That's a dumb reason to have somethin' cancelled.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I don't want Apples To Zhe Core to be cancelled. Zhere is a wonderful song we sing together.
James: *Gets toward an edge, and falls down*
Big Macintosh: *Looks at James* Who the hell is that?
James: Wait! Don't hurt me. I was given this bag of magic bugs, and it made this big apple appear.
Applejack: Actually, that all happened, because of Twilight's magic. As for those bugs, I ain't sure where they went.
Twilight: Sorry man, but they're probably gone.
Spiker: JAAAAAAMES?????!?!!?!
James: Uh oh.
His two aunts were outside looking for him.
Applebloom: We gotta get out of here.
Granny Smith: But how?
Twilight: Man, I got an idea. *Makes the stem of the apple disappear which makes the apple fall off the tree, and roll around the hill*
Spiker: *Runs toward the car*
Sponge: *Gets in the car* Start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start*
Sponge: Start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start*
Sponge: I said start the damn car!
Spiker: You shouldn't curse. We are in a Disney movie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sponge: Just start the car!
Spiker: *Turns the key, and the car won't start* I think it will only start if you say please. Again, this is a Disney movie.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sponge: *Sighs, annoyed* Please, start the car.
Spiker: *Starts the car, and drives away*
The apple crushed the car they were driving away in.
Spiker: *Sticks her head out of the car's roof* Oh, so this is what it feels like to be squashed by fruit. Get it? Squash?
Narrator: That wasn't funny. As for James, who met Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Applebloom, Big Macintosh, Granny Smith, and Twilight Sparkle, they got to Manehattan in the big apple.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Narrator: They live in Central Park, with the apple as their house. Twilight Sparkle used her magic to keep the apple fresh, so it won't expire, and turn into shit, like James' old house.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
On the next part of this episode
Mortomis explains to us his favorite, and least favorite time of history.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing next to Double Scoop*
Tom: More ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands next to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 25: By The Time We Get There...
Tom: *In a Prius being driven by Master Sword* It'll be too late.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Come on. We'll make it to Mortomis' house in time.
Tom: Not in this thing. Now if we had Saten Twist's car, we'd get there with no struggle.
Master Sword: It's too old. No, to get from one place to another, you need a Prius. *Notices his car breaks down, then he catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Put yourself out before you kill us.
43 minutes later at Mortomis' house
Mortomis: What the hell took you two so long?
Tom: It's all Master Sword's fault. He drove us here in a Prius.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: I'm sorry for your misfortune.
Master Sword: Why did you invite us here anyway? On the phone, you said you had something special for us.
Mortomis: That I do. I'm working on a special project about my favorite, and least favorite decades of the past. *Starts playing a video*
This was the entire video
Mortomis: *Narrating* Mortomis' favorite, and least favorite decades of the past. One of my favorite decades of the past is the 1870's. We got lots of cool movies, and TV shows about the wild west, and everything else that happened around that time period. My second favorite is the 1940's.
Tom: (This is boring. I'd rather watch The Descendants.)
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: We won world war 2. That is all. My final favorite is the 1980's. I was born in 1982, and got my first girlfriend three years after that. We had sex one week after we met
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Now for my least favorite decades of the past, starting with the 1930's. Everything about this decade sucks, because of the Great Depression. And one more thing, Heil Hitler.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Second least favorite is the 1990's. It was a very weird time. Everything was weird.
Master Sword: You said weird twice.
Mortomis: Shut up, and watch the video. *Sees Tom, and Master Sword sleeping*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: F**k. We might as well get the skits started, beginning with The Story Of Corporal Agarn. Who knows? You might see Master Sword catch on fire again.
Audience: *Laughing*
The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic Rainbow as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat
Previously
Corporal Agarn: Hey Sarge, I was talking to the Hikawis, and they said they could get us extra ammunition for a fair price.
Sargent O' Rourke: But I already have the forms filled out, and I'm taking them to be sent to Canterlot right now.
Corporal Agarn: But Sargent, that could take days to have finished. We could talk to the Hikawis, and they could give us the ammo we need right now.
Later, at the Hikawi Camp
Sargent O' Rourke: We just came by to see the ammunition you have for us.
Wild Eagle: It's ready for twenty four dollars.
Corporal Agarn: See? I told you Sarge. They give us our ammo for a fair price.
Wild Eagle: And two diamonds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: But, where are we going to get two diamonds?
Wild Eagle: Crazy Cat spotted ten Comanche Indians, protecting two diamonds in a cave. I want you to get them for me.
Sargent O' Rourke: Okay. We'll find a way to sneak past them, and get the diamonds for you. *Leaves with Corporal Agarn*
Wild Eagle: *Walks over to Crazy Cat* You're good.
Crazy Cat: *Reveals the two diamonds* We'll be even richer now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Part 2
Corporal Agarn: *With Sargent O' Rourke* Wait, there's ten Comanches, and two of us. Shouldn't we have brought reinforcements with us?
Sargent O' Rourke: We're going to sneak past them. That can't be accomplished if we have more ponies with us.
Corporal Agarn: How do we sneak past them?
Sargent O' Rourke: I'll think of something.
Meanwhile at the Hikawi camp
Crazy Cat: This is great. We will have four diamonds, and we will be extremely rich.
Wild Eagle: I still feel bad about lying to Agarn, and O' Rourke.
Crazy Cat: They're soldiers. They can defend themselves.
Wild Eagle: Against the Comanches? They're animals. Even a real animal can see that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Arrives with Vanderbilt* Hello chief.
Wild Eagle: Ah, Captain. We haven't seen much of you. How goes everything at Fort Courage?
Captain Parmenter: Everything is fine, but we're missing Corporal Agarn, and Sargent O' Rourke.
Corporal Vanderbilt: I think I see them Captain. *Walks toward a tree, and shakes a low branch* Agarn, how nice to see you again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Vanderbilt, that's a tree.
Corporal Vanderbilt: Oh, I knew that. *Walks to a bush* Hi Sargent.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Do you know where they might be?
Wild Eagle: I sent them to find two diamonds, in a cave, protected by Comanche Indians.
Captain Parmenter: By theirselves?!
Crazy Cat: They'll be alright captain.
Captain Parmenter: I know O' Rourke is good negotiating with Indians, but he's with Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wild Eagle: So?
Captain Parmenter: You clearly don't know Agarn as well as I do.
Audience: *Laughing*
To be continued in the next episode.
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning you Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, it's Video Game Troll
Video Game Troll
Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed by any actors.
Today's game: Gran Turismo 6
Sean: *Holding a camera pointing at him, and Mortomis* Hello everyone, today we're going online to play Gran Turismo 6.
Mortomis: Now what we're going to do is join this server that says Cops 70 Miles Per Hour, 3/3.
Sean: What that means is when you get three tickets from anyone that is a cop, you get kicked out of the lobby by the host.
Mortomis: And we're going to abuse the system as much as we can.
Audience: *Laughing*
As the camera switches to game footage from Sean's TV, they both join the cop server.
Mortomis: You know how some people don't have those safety cars?
Sean: Yeah, they have to use a car with a certain color.
Mortomis: If it's black, I'm using my Cadillac. The Cien.
Sean: Well, that oughta be fun.
Mortomis: But not for the racers.
Audience: *Laughing*
The loading screen goes away, and it shows the main menu for the online server they're in.
Fox335: We're in. Hi everyone.
Players: Hello.
Kadillack: Can we be cops?
Ghost-Toast: Sure.
Fox335: *Driving a BMW M4 Safety Car*
Kadillack: *Driving a black Cadillac Cien*
Brother92: Kadillack, I thought you wanted to be a cop.
Kadillack: I am, I'm undercover.
Ghost-Toast: You need a car like Fox's. It has to have the lights on top of it.
Kadillack: Can't I go undercover? *The pitch in his voice gets higher* Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ghost-Toast: *Annoyed* Okay, you can use the Caddy.
Kadillack: *Sends a message to Fox335*
Fox335: *Reads the message. It says, We got him angry already.*
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
The track they were driving on was Circuit De La Sarthe
Fox335: *Sees a car parked in the grass, and stops in front of it* What are you doing?
VGV85: I'm waiting for a friend.
Fox335: What for?
VGV85: So he can show me this car he has.
Fox335: I don't believe you. Is he giving you drugs?
Audience: *Laughing*
VGV85: You mean illegal drugs?
Fox335: Yes, illegal drugs. That's the only kind of drugs there are.
Audience: *Laughing*
VGV85: No you bastard.
Fox335: Okay, I'm going to give you two tickets. One for dealing with illegal drugs-
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: -and the other one is for calling me a bastard. If you get one more ticket, the host will kick you out of here.
VGV85: This is bullshit!
Fox335: Use of profanity, that's your third ticket. Host! Kick this guy! He got three tickets.
VGV85: But I didn't do anything! *Gets kicked out of the lobby*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Kadillack: *On the straightaway, he pushes an Audi into the wall which makes him stop. He stops right in front of him.*
98349834: What the hell was that man?
Kadillack: Can I see your driver's license, and registration sir?
98349834: Why did you push me into the wall?
Kadillack: You were speeding.
98349834: Yeah, but you ruined the front end of my car.
Kadillack: Well, you're driving an Audi, you do that to everyone else.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: What's that supposed to mean?!
Kadillack: You're a douchebag, that's what it means.
Players: *Laughing*
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: Guys, this isn't funny!
Kadillack: Sure it is. I'm giving you a ticket for speeding, and a ticket for driving an Audi. Get a different car now.
98349834: Fine!
90 seconds later
98349834: *Driving a 1966 Volkswagen Beetle*
Fox335: *Pushes the Volkswagen into the sand*
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: Really?!!?
Fox335: That's even worse then an Audi. I'm giving you a 3rd ticket for driving a piece of shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: NO!!
Ghost-Toast: You got three tickets man, you're getting kicked.
Audience: *Laughing*
98349834: *Gets kicked*
Fox335: That was fun, but I have to go now.
Kadillack: Yeah, me too.
Ghost-Toast: Aw man. I hope you join my lobby again.
Up next is Golfing
Golfing
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic Rainbow as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell
The 12th hole on the course has a sand trap separating the green from the fairway.
Otis: *Hits his ball onto the green* See? You do have to hit it 90 yards after all.
Chip: *Holding his phone which recorded the distance that Otis' ball traveled* I'm more used to feet.
Otis: I'm used to hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: You know, if I actually do hit it 90 yards, from where my ball is, I might get it in the hole.
Otis: Yeah, that could work.
Chip: *Hits the ball* Get in the hole you white bastard.
But a breeze pushed the ball back, and it landed in the bunker.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: And, what you said to the golf ball sounded strange. It would make more sense if the ball was black, and you said black bastard.
Audience: *Whistling, cheering, and clapping*
Chip: *Looks at the bunker* That's not our only problem. We're short on sand.
After the match, they talked to Olson, and Caddy about it while sitting at a table in the club.
Olson: We were just dealing with the same thing.
Caddy: I talked to the owner, but he didn't say a word back.
Otis: Perhaps he was too nervous.
Caddy: He looked more angry to me.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Chip: Do you think he'll do anything about it?
Otis: He was angry. I doubt it.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Otis: Then we'll have to do it for him.
Next day, they were at the bunker with the short amount of sand. Each pony was carrying two buckets of sand.
Chip: Hold up, I think we have the wrong type of sand.
Otis: Wrong type? There's only one type of sand. The type that prevents golf balls from going to the right place!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Caddy: They both look the same to me.
Chip: I will be the judge of that.
Otis: Fine. You want to make things complicated? Be my guess.
Olson: If that sand is different from the one we have, we'll get different sand. Satisfied?
Chip: No.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: We should have gotten the right sand in the first place. *Gets into the bunker, and feels the sand* It's very smooth. Now let's feel the sand we have in our buckets. *Puts his hoof in the bucket* Wrong sand!
Otis: Really, let me try. *Feels the sand in the bucket* Oh. It feels different, because it's wet.
Chip: So we can't use it.
But the others poured the sand into the sand trap anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: *Shocked, making a face just like this: hypersonic55.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/haruhara-haru...jpg *
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Otis: Okay Chip, time to go home. *Leaves with Olson, and Caddy*
Chip: *Stands still like a statue, and falls down*
Audience: *Laughing*
Up next, Tom has some things to tell you
At Tom's house, Tom was with Master Sword
Tom: Hello everybody. For this episode, we don't have any bloopers for you.
Master Sword: Sad, I know. Tom, you need to screw up more when we film these episodes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Same to you buddy.
Master Sword: So every time we film an episode without any bloopers, we improvise.
Tom: Sometimes, we'll show an extra skit, but other times, we like to create fake commercials, or just give you the facts.
Master Sword: Let's start with the facts.
Tom: Fact number 1, you're an idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No I'm not! Wait, what are we talking about again?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: Actually, the way it really works is this.
A cartoon comic book now appears with the title being...
Tom: Facts on CHiPs.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: *Flips some pages in the comic book* Did you know that when Jebediah Turner first appeared in Season 3, he never had a single accident while driving around in his police car? Then in Season 4, this happened.
Jebediah: *His car was airborne, but it crashes on a street, damaging the front end severly. Next, he's looking for something in the backyard of an abandoned house, but three guys steal his police car*
Tom: I guess he ran out of luck, just like all of us sometimes.
Jebediah: *Appears next to Tom* Wait. Why are cartoon horses doing a review on a show about humans, from 38 years ago?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Who gives a damn? Next on the facts is Watchmojo.com. They say that Spider Man 3 is terrible, because there's too many villains. Well what the hell is wrong with you guys?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: You got the sand man, and that homosexual photographer, I think his name is Ed.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just two villains. That's it, and the second guy doesn't even turn evil until the ending after Spider Man gets rid of the black costume. These guys at Watchmojo.com are idiots.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Spider Man gets a real bad ass costume from whatever that black shit is, and James Franco's performance as Harry Osborne was also bad ass. Spider Man 3 is a good movie. Case dismissed.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: Finally on The Facts, the My Little Pornstar movie is finally finished. Tirek is much better in this then he is in the season 4 finale of My Little Pony. And that's the end.
The comic book closes, and we return to Tom, and Master Sword in the house.
Master Sword: That's all we have for today. We'll see you in the next episode.
Tom: Which is also the season 2 finale.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production
The Leader In Fan Fictions
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
"When There's Nothing Left"
When there's nothing left to give
I will give you more than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...
And I'll give you my heart, say I love you
Say I love you
And I'll give you my heart, say I love you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus
No music to play so I sing you my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
You still stay the same
You're looking so strong
And I'll give you my heart, say I love you
Say I love you
And I'll give you my heart, say I love you
Oh, cause I do
And I'll give you my heart, say I love you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I love you
And I'll give you my heart, say I love you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus
When there's nothing left to give
I will give you more than I ever gave before
I'm gonna give you my heart
I'm gonna give you my heart
When there's nothing left to give
I will give you more than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...
And I'll give you my heart, say I love you
Say I love you
And I'll give you my heart, say I love you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus
No music to play so I sing you my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
You still stay the same
You're looking so strong
And I'll give you my heart, say I love you
Say I love you
And I'll give you my heart, say I love you
Oh, cause I do
And I'll give you my heart, say I love you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I love you
And I'll give you my heart, say I love you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus
When there's nothing left to give
I will give you more than I ever gave before
I'm gonna give you my heart
I'm gonna give you my heart
