This is a fan fiction featuring ponies. If you're not into that stuff, run away immediately.
A police car went through the hole as well, but it was going too slow, and landed on it's roof.
It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven by two russian stallions.
This was playing on their radio: link
Seanthehedgehog presents
The Racer
Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)
Russian stallion: *sprays star on sign*
Police ponies: *driving Camareo police car*
Russian stallion: *gets in car*
Russian driver: *takes off*
Police: *catch up*
Russian stallion: *going 75*
Police: *going 80*
Russian stallion: *drifts left*
Police: *go left*
Russian stallion: *going faster*
Police: *behind Lotus*
Russian stallion: *passes truck*
Police: *nearly hit truck*
Russian stallion: *passes station wagon*
Mare: *gets in middle lane*
Police: *break*
Russian stallion: *exits highway*
Police: *passes station wagon*
Russian stallion: *goes left*
Police: *follows*
Russian stallion: *floors it*
Police: *nearly rams car*
Russian stallion: *turns around*
Police: *stops*
Russian stallion: *goes back to highway*
Police: *Follows*
Russian stallion: *turns on left blinker*
Police: *prepares to turn left*
Russian stallion: *goes straight*
Police: *spins out*
Russian stallion: *hides car in canyon*
Police: *pass russians*
After that
Cop: All units, we're still in pursuit of the green lotus.
HQ: Guys, you've been in pursuit of nearly an hour.
Cop: We're not giving up until we stop those russians!!
HQ: It didn't take you this long to catch a Bugatti.
Russian stallion: *driving behind cop*
Cop: HEY! He's behind us!
Russian stallion: *passes cop*
Cop: *accelerates*
Russian stallion: *drifts on turn*
Cop: So much smoke, I can't see!
Russian stallion: *goes right*
Cop: *passes russians* WE'LL GET THEM THIS TIME!!!
Russian stallion: *stops* Haha!! Even with fast cars, they can't stop us.
Russian stallion: He just passed us, and didn't notice?
Russian driver: Seems like it друг. Let's go. *gets back in car*
Russian stallion: *gets in*
Russian driver: *floors it*
Not far away was a rally track.
Sergi: *drives car to track*
Apyr: Uhm, this is a rally track, and we brought a mid engined sports car with us.
Sergi: Do not let that worry you. This car may not seem like a rally car, but we can change that. Get the off road tires from our garage.
Apyr: *goes to garage*
Braeburn: Well, well, well. If it ain't the car theives theirselves.
Sergi: We are not car theives.
Braeburn: Then where did a poor stallion like yourself get the money for a car like that?
Sergi: (How does he know I steal these cars?)
Apyr: Sergi? I got those tires you asked for.
Sergi: Excellent. Now wait at the garage for me. I'm going to bring the car there.
Braeburn: *laughs* Good luck losers.
Sergi got his car into the garage, and Apyr was putting the rally tires on the car.
Sergi: Hey, Apyr? How do you feel about me stealing cars?
Apyr: I do it with you, what's the matter?
Sergi: That redneck pony has been bothering us for two years. He has wrecked our cars, made us lose so much money, and he wonders why we steal these cars!
Apyr: Why don't we get back at him? If we win, we'll get some cash, and maybe we won't have to steal anymore.
Sergi: I hope you're right.
The race was about to begin, and all the cars were at their starting position.
Sergi: *laughs*
Apyr: Sergi? What's so funny?
Sergi: Braeburn accuses us of bad stuff, but look at his car.
Apyr: I think that's his cousin's car.
Sergi: What? Big Mac? It's Braeburn's, otherwise he wouldn't be driving.
Apyr: You have a good point there.
Announcer: Fillies, and Gentlecolts, the racers here today are..
Sergi in a Lotus Eltrot
Braeburn in a Fillys Coupe
Soarin in a Shitroen C4
Steroid pony in a Toycolta Landcruiser
And the rest are in trucks, and we're wasting time, so let's start this race!!
Flag pony: 3.. 2.. 1.. Go
Announcer: Aaaaaaaaand, they're off!! Six trucks, and four rally cars. This should be exciting.
Braeburn: *In first*
Sergi: *passes*
Announcer: They're getting towards the jump.
Sergi & Braeburn: *jump*
Announcer: And they make it! Meanwhile, a manticore is driving his truck towards Soarin.
Manticore: *driving with huge tires*
Soarin: *dodges huge tires*
Announcer: This manticore must have something against the wonderbolt in his rally car!
Soarin: *jumps*
Manticore: *jumps*
Announcer: The jump is made, aand...
Manticore: *spins off track*
Announcer: And the manticore is off the track, nearly flipping his monster truck over!
The race continued on for ten more laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.
Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do you think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!
half a minute later
Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, you get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank you so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee cheated!!
Announcer: What are you talking about?
Braeburn: He tried to ram me!
Announcer: We saw the entire thing, he didn't try to ram anypony. Now get out of here before we force you out!
Braeburn: *walks away*
Announcer: I hope you two are ready for the next race.
Apyr: Sure, but-
Sergi: Where is the next race?
Announcer: At the Canterlot Raceway.
Sergi: That oughta be fun.
Announcer: Be there by tomorrow, 2 O' clock P.M.
Sergi: Thank you sir.
After the race at Appaloosa, Sergi was on his way to Canterlot when this happened
Sergi: We'll rent a hotel in Canterlot, and stay there until it's time for the race.
Apyr: It's been a while since we've been at the Canterlot raceway.
Sergi: True, but I feel like the race will be a peice of cake.
Apyr: You know what else would be a peice of cake Sergi?
Sergi: What's that Apyr?
Police: *turn on siren*
Apyr: Losing the police.
Sergi: *Floors it* And to think that these ponies would forget that we stole this car.
Police: *catching up*
Sergi: *goes off highway*
Police: *follows*
Sergi: *turns on right blinker*
Police: *Prepare to turn right*
Sergi: *Goes straight*
Police: *go straight*
Sergi: Hm, normally that works.
Apyr: I don't think these are our average cops.
Police: *talking through microphone* You in the green Lotus! Stop your car now!
Sergi: *makes a sharp onto left side of highway*
Police: *spinout*
Sergi: Now, we wait for them to get on our side.
Apyr: What do you think they'll do?
Police: *Activate nitro*
Sergi: *turns onto right side of highway*
Police: *spinout*
Sergi: And, we lost them. Now, let's get to Canterlot.
Once Sergi got to Canterlot, he was thinking on whether to sell his car or not.
At the hotel
Apyr: If we sell that car, then how will we compete in the other three races?
Sergi: We get a new one.
Apyr: I'm afraid we can't *grabs rule book* It says that when a racer enters a tournament with a car, he must stick with that car unless it gets wrecked in a race.
Sergi: The only way our car gets wrecked is if Braeburn does something to it.
Apyr: That won't be good. Why do you want to sell that car?
Sergi: The cops keep chasing us. By now, they're probably on their way to find the car, and tow it away.
In the apartment was a window, providing a good view of their car covered with a tarp.
The next morning, Sergi woke up, but when he looked out the window, his car was missing.
Sergi: Where did it go?!
Apyr: *driving car*
Sergi: *looks for Apyr* Apyr?! No response!
Apyr: *parks car*
Sergi: *running down stairs*
Apyr: *enters hotel*
Sergi: *sees Apyr* There you are. The car is missing!
Apyr: No it isn't. I drove it to get more gas.
Sergi: Did you cover it with the tarp?
Apyr: Yes. It's safe Sergi.
After lunch, Sergi, and Apyr went to the Canterlot raceway.
Flag pony: Good afternoon you two.
Sergi: Hello.
Braeburn: Howdy robbers.
Apyr: Howdy, stupid equestrian cowcolt.
Braeburn: Both of y'all are rude, ya know that?
Sergi: Says the stallion that started picking on us for no reason!
Apyr: Sergi! Save it for the race.
Braeburn: Yeah "Sergi" *sticks out tongue*
Sergi: To hell with you!
The race in Canterlot was going to begin soon. Some more ponies joined in the race, including Rainbow Dash.
Flag pony: On your mark!
Sergi: *Revs engine*
Flag pony: Get set!
Braeburn: *Revs engine*
Flag pony: Go!
Sergi: *floors it*
Braeburn: *passes*
Sergi: No way. *shifts up*
Rainbow Dash: *passes Braeburn*
Apyr: We're in third now Sergi.
Sergi: Great.
Braeburn: *blocking Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Come on! Doesn't he recognize me?
Sergi: Getting past Braeburn could be difficult.
Braeburn: *drifts*
Rainbow Dash: *hits Sergi*
Sergi: Great. We have a female driver against us.
Braeburn: *floors it*
Apyr: Forget her Sergi. Braeburn is getting ahead!
Sergi: *floors it*
The bridge was coming up.
Braeburn: *blocks Sergi*
Apyr: This guy really must enjoy annoying ponies.
Sergi: He can try to annoy me all he wants, it won't work. *rams Braeburn*
Braeburn: *brakes*
Sergi: Whoa! *drives off bridge*
Apyr: Wait, we're in first now!
Sergi: *lands car*
Apyr: Quick! In reverse!
Sergi: *backs up*
Braeburn: *gets close* Come on, move that car outta my way!
Sergi: *does rockford turn*
Braeburn: Ah! *nearly hits wall*
Catching up was Soarin, in his rally car. Even though there was no dirt on the track.
Soarin: *passes Braeburn*
Sergi: Ha! Thanks to Soarin, we are in two positions ahead of Braeburn.
Apyr: That's great Sergi.
Braeburn: I gotta push his car outta my way! *floors it*
Sergi: *passes starting line* Last lap.
Apyr: We'll have this race in the bag.
Braeburn: *pushes Soarin into wall*
Soarin: No!! *crashes* Well, at least I have a huge supply of pie at my house. *falls asleep*
Rainbow Dash: *passes Soarin* He's dead!! I'm going to get Braeburn for this!
Sergi: Let's see how he likes it *drifts*
Braeburn: *Swerving* I can't see anything!
Rainbow Dash: *pushes Braeburn's car*
Braeburn: I'm going faster? YES!!!!
Rainbow Dash: *spins Braeburn out*
Braeburn: NOOOOoOoooOoooooOoOOO *hits wall* Dumb mare *turns key* My car won't start because of her!!! *turns key*
Meanwhile towards the finish line.
Sergi: *wins*
Announcer: Sergi wins again! In second place is the manticore, who had a huge monster truck, but went for smaller tires, and lowered his suspension.
Rainbow Dash: *Gets third*
Announcer: And the top three winners are Sergi, the manticore, and Rainbow Dash. They, along with the ponies that get 4th, and 5th will continue to the next part of the Grand Prix, at the Ponyville Circuit.
Braeburn was out of the tournament, and was very angry.
Sergi: *parks car*
Braeburn: *walks toward Sergi's car*
Apyr: We got company
Braeburn: *carrying baseball bat*
Sergi: Well, we're outta here *floors it*
Braeburn: Oh no you don't!! *runs to car* Give me your car!!
Sunset Shimmer: No, get lost!
Braeburn: *hits Sunset Shimmer with bat*
Sunset Shimmer: *Knocked Out*
Braeburn: *steals car*
Sergi was driving toward the highway out of Canterlot
Braeburn: *gets behind Sergi*
Apyr: Are you kidding me?
Sergi: What's the matter?
Apyr: Braeburn is following us!
Braeburn: GET BACK HERE!!
Police: *sees car chase* All units, we have two cars going over the speed limit. Suspects are driving a Lotus Eltrot, and a Chevronet Pearla. *chase two cars*
Braeburn: Of course, the pigs get involved *gets next to Sergi*
Sergi: *drifts into alleyway*
Police: *follow Braeburn*
Braeburn: Why are you following me?!
Sergi: I think we lost them. *gets out of alleyway*
Apyr: We may want to take the train to Ponyville.
Sergi: You're right. It sounds better then risking it on the highway. *drives to train station*
Meanwhile with Braeburn
Braeburn: *enters highway*
Police: *blocking highway*
Braeburn: *braking*
Police captain: Step out of the vehicle now!
Braeburn: I was trying to help y'all stop somepony that stole a car, and this is HOW YOU HELP ME?!!?
Police Captain: Are you a police officer?
Braeburn: no.
Police Captain: Then, you're underarrest.
Sergi, and Apyr wouldn't have to worry about Braeburn anymore
Sergi, and Apyr arrived at the train station.
Sergi: Are you sure there's not enough room for us to put our car in?
station manager: I'm sorry Gentlecolts, we have all the autoracks full of cars already.
Sergi: When does the next train get here?
station manager: The next train that gets here is a freight train, it's heading for Manehattan. You'll have to wait until tomorrow for the next train for Ponyville.
Apyr: What now Sergi?
Sergi: Where's the nearest harbor?
station manager: You can get a boat to Ponyville if you hurry. It's by Canterlot Gardens, and leaves in 20 minutes.
And so, Sergi, and Apyr got on the boat, and went to Ponyville. Their car got on easily.
Apyr: So after our race in Ponyville, where do we go to?
Sergi: The final race is in Fillydelphia.
Apyr: That oughta be fun.
Sergi: Yes, I heard the track there was a very good one.
Rainbow Dash: *arrives* Are you talking about the Grand Prix?
Sergi: Yes, we are.
Apyr: Hey, didn't we see you in the race earlier today?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah. Braeburn killed Soarin.
Apyr: Actually, Soarin was knocked out from the impact of that crash. He's still alive, but out of the tournament.
Rainbow Dash: Oh, well at least he's still alive.
Sergi: True.
Rainbow Dash: What's with your accents, are you russian?
Sergi: Da.
Apyr: And you're from the United States.
Rainbow Dash: Yep.
Apyr: Actually, we are in the United States *laughs*
Rainbow Dash: *laughs*
That night, the three ponies had a good time, forgetting the fact that they would have to go against each other in a race tomorrow.
Next morning, they arrived at the Ponyville Circuit.
Rainbow Dash: Oh no.
Sergi: What's the matter?
Rainbow Dash: Twilight Sparkle.
Sergi: What's so bad about her?
Rainbow Dash: She takes racing very seriously. In fact she takes everything seriously. You have to watch out for her.
Apyr: We'll be careful. Right Sergi?
Sergi: Da.
Everypony got their cars lined up at the starting line. They would go around the race track for three laps.
Flag pony: 3, 2, 1, go *waves flag*
Racers: *take off*
Sergi: We're in first.
Apyr: Excellent. And no sign of Twilight
Twilight: *pushes Rainbow Dash into wall*
Apyr: .... I stand corrected.
Twilight: *catching up* Man, there's too many ponies blocking my path in their cars. *honks horn*
Sergi: *floors it*
Apyr: I hope Dash is alright.
Sergi: Me too.
Rainbow Dash: *in last* I cannot lose to that egghead! *floors it*
Sergi: We're winning!
Twilight: *passes Sergi* Stay outta my way man!
Sergi: I don't think so *drifts past Twilight*
Apyr: Oh dude, she's angry.
Twilight: Get back here you idiots! *floors it*
Sergi: *driving next to lake*
Twilight: *pushes Sergi towards lake*
Apyr: Brake!
Sergi: *brakes*
Twilight: *nearly goes in lake, then crashes into another car*
Sergi: *passes intersection* I think she's out of it.
Apyr: And we're way ahead of everyone else.
Sergi: This race is in the bag.
Manticore: *driving towards them*
Sergi: Oh great. The manticore has his truck back to a high height.
Apyr: Really?
Manticore: *getting close to Sergi*
Sergi: If those tires get us, we're in trouble.
Manticore: *about to crush Sergi's car*
racing pony: *crashes into manticore's truck*
Manticore: *tips truck over*
Apyr: Who else wants us to lose?
Rainbow Dash: *passes Sergi*
Sergi: Her *floors it*
Apyr: We're the only two racing.
Sergi: Then lets make it look interesting. *passes Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Oh no you don't *passes Sergi*
Sergi: So she wants to do this the hard way. *floors it*
Rainbow Dash: *goes to the right*
Sergi: *about to push Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *brakes*
Sergi: *drives into lake*
Announcer: And Rainbow Dash is the winner.
Sergi: We've been defeated by a mare. How will we win the grand prix now?
Apyr: It's in Fillydelphia. It shouldn't be hard.
Next morning marked a very important day for Sergi, and Apyr. As of now, they would be in the final part of the Equestrian grand prix, The Fillydelphia Race Course.
This was no ordinary race course, it was huge. 40 turns, and much of them being sharp. No pits for the cars, and the fastest lap time around this track is 25 minutes. This race could go on for an hour.
Sergi: Ok, we're up against Rainbow Dash, a pony named Gordon with a Canterlot GMO, and three other ponies with souped up japanese cars.
Apyr: This should be fun.
Sergi: Yes. This could be another easy victory for us.
Rainbow Dash: Or is it? You didn't win last time, and I'm going to make sure you don't win again.
Sergi: You must take this very seriously.
Rainbow Dash: I hate losing.
Sergi: Don't we all?
Flag pony: Get to your cars, the race is going to begin!
Sergi: Good luck Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Good luck to you guys. You'll need it
Everyone got in their cars, and the race began with Rainbow Dash making a blistering start into first place.
Sergi: We're in third, behind Rainbow Dash, and one of the three japanese cars.
Apyr: Gordon is coming towards us rather quickly.
Gordon: *honks horn* MOVE!! I gotta win this race!
Sergi: Of horse you do.
Apyr: Did you just say, of horse?
Sergi: Da, instead of "of course". Get it?
Apyr: Nyet.
Sergi: Right *gets second*
Rainbow Dash: Those russians are far behind, but are catching up quick. Time to drift *drifts*
Sergi: She's drifting?
Apyr: This could hold us up for a while.
Rainbow Dash: *continues drifting*
Dash was so busy drifting, she didn't notice one of her tires were being torn apart.
Rainbow Dash: Whoa! *loses control*
Sergi: Uh oh *crashes into Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *gets flipped* AAaaaahhh! *falls on ground*
Apyr: Whoa, she landed on her roof.
Sergi: I hope she's ok.
Rainbow Dash was out of the race.
After Rainbow Dash crashed her car, Gordon pushed it into a wall, which hurt Rainbow Dash very severely.
Rainbow Dash: My leg. Can't anyone see I'm hurt?
Gordon: *getting close to Sergi*
Apyr: We've got company, and it's overweight.
Sergi: Gordon.
Gordon: *pushes Sergi's car*
Sergi: Ah, *nearly hits wall* He want's us to crash!
Gordon: Why didn't you hit the wall you idiots?!
Sergi: *getting away from Gordon*
Apyr: This pony has tons of rage.
Gordon: GET OUTTA MY WAY!!!
Sergi: Agreed.
Gordon: *heading towards Sergi*
Sergi: *brakes*
Gordon: *hits wall* AAHHHHH!!!
Apyr: Bad attitude.
Sergi: True
Gordon: *pushing Sergi's car*
Apyr: Uh oh.
Sergi: *spins out*
Gordon: *Rams Sergi hard*
Apyr: The right door just fell off.
Sergi: That can't be good.
Japanese car driver: *jumps off door* WHOAAAA!
One of the japanese cars went airborne, and crashed on top of Gordon's car
Gordon: GET OFF MY CAR!!!!
Japanese car driver: AHH! *Falls out car*
Sergi: This is insane
Gordon: How do I get this car off my car? *goes left*
The japanese car fell off
Gordon: Finally! Nopony seems to appreciate Equestrian Muscle.
Sergi: He's falling behind. This is getting good.
Gordon: *carelessly drifting, then hits a wall*
Apyr: Nincompoop.
Sergi: He's holding up the traffic for us.
Japanese ponies: *stop cars* Get out of our way!
Gordon: *floors it into wall* This thing can't turn!!
Sergi: He ran into a wall, and is trying to turn. Wow!
Gordon was being so stupid, racist, and arrogant, that he held up the other racers, letting Sergi win.
Announcer: Congratulations to Sergi, and his co driver Apyr for winning the Equestrian Grand Prix.
Sergi: Thank you very much *takes $80,000 and trophy*
After the race, Sergi, and Apyr were driving their car out of Fillydelphia when suddenly
Police pony: *pursuing Sergi*
Apyr You know what this means? *turns on radio*
This song is playing: link
Sergi: Da. I know exactly what it means. *floors it*
The End
Ponies feautured in order of appearance
Sergi
Apyr
Appleloosa police ponies
Braeburn
Big Mac
Soarin
Manticore
Applejack
Canterlot Police
Rainbow Dash
Sunset Shimmer
Twilight Sparkle
Gordon
Ponies with japanese cars
Fillydelphia police pony
Cars provided by
Canterlot
Chevronet
Dodge
Fillys
Flam
Lotus
Marecedez
Meuzda
Skyline
Toycolta
The End
The Racer, SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright 2013
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*
A police car went through the hole as well, but it was going too slow, and landed on it's roof.
It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven by two russian stallions.
This was playing on their radio: link
Seanthehedgehog presents
The Racer
Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)
Russian stallion: *sprays star on sign*
Police ponies: *driving Camareo police car*
Russian stallion: *gets in car*
Russian driver: *takes off*
Police: *catch up*
Russian stallion: *going 75*
Police: *going 80*
Russian stallion: *drifts left*
Police: *go left*
Russian stallion: *going faster*
Police: *behind Lotus*
Russian stallion: *passes truck*
Police: *nearly hit truck*
Russian stallion: *passes station wagon*
Mare: *gets in middle lane*
Police: *break*
Russian stallion: *exits highway*
Police: *passes station wagon*
Russian stallion: *goes left*
Police: *follows*
Russian stallion: *floors it*
Police: *nearly rams car*
Russian stallion: *turns around*
Police: *stops*
Russian stallion: *goes back to highway*
Police: *Follows*
Russian stallion: *turns on left blinker*
Police: *prepares to turn left*
Russian stallion: *goes straight*
Police: *spins out*
Russian stallion: *hides car in canyon*
Police: *pass russians*
After that
Cop: All units, we're still in pursuit of the green lotus.
HQ: Guys, you've been in pursuit of nearly an hour.
Cop: We're not giving up until we stop those russians!!
HQ: It didn't take you this long to catch a Bugatti.
Russian stallion: *driving behind cop*
Cop: HEY! He's behind us!
Russian stallion: *passes cop*
Cop: *accelerates*
Russian stallion: *drifts on turn*
Cop: So much smoke, I can't see!
Russian stallion: *goes right*
Cop: *passes russians* WE'LL GET THEM THIS TIME!!!
Russian stallion: *stops* Haha!! Even with fast cars, they can't stop us.
Russian stallion: He just passed us, and didn't notice?
Russian driver: Seems like it друг. Let's go. *gets back in car*
Russian stallion: *gets in*
Russian driver: *floors it*
Not far away was a rally track.
Sergi: *drives car to track*
Apyr: Uhm, this is a rally track, and we brought a mid engined sports car with us.
Sergi: Do not let that worry you. This car may not seem like a rally car, but we can change that. Get the off road tires from our garage.
Apyr: *goes to garage*
Braeburn: Well, well, well. If it ain't the car theives theirselves.
Sergi: We are not car theives.
Braeburn: Then where did a poor stallion like yourself get the money for a car like that?
Sergi: (How does he know I steal these cars?)
Apyr: Sergi? I got those tires you asked for.
Sergi: Excellent. Now wait at the garage for me. I'm going to bring the car there.
Braeburn: *laughs* Good luck losers.
Sergi got his car into the garage, and Apyr was putting the rally tires on the car.
Sergi: Hey, Apyr? How do you feel about me stealing cars?
Apyr: I do it with you, what's the matter?
Sergi: That redneck pony has been bothering us for two years. He has wrecked our cars, made us lose so much money, and he wonders why we steal these cars!
Apyr: Why don't we get back at him? If we win, we'll get some cash, and maybe we won't have to steal anymore.
Sergi: I hope you're right.
The race was about to begin, and all the cars were at their starting position.
Sergi: *laughs*
Apyr: Sergi? What's so funny?
Sergi: Braeburn accuses us of bad stuff, but look at his car.
Apyr: I think that's his cousin's car.
Sergi: What? Big Mac? It's Braeburn's, otherwise he wouldn't be driving.
Apyr: You have a good point there.
Announcer: Fillies, and Gentlecolts, the racers here today are..
Sergi in a Lotus Eltrot
Braeburn in a Fillys Coupe
Soarin in a Shitroen C4
Steroid pony in a Toycolta Landcruiser
And the rest are in trucks, and we're wasting time, so let's start this race!!
Flag pony: 3.. 2.. 1.. Go
Announcer: Aaaaaaaaand, they're off!! Six trucks, and four rally cars. This should be exciting.
Braeburn: *In first*
Sergi: *passes*
Announcer: They're getting towards the jump.
Sergi & Braeburn: *jump*
Announcer: And they make it! Meanwhile, a manticore is driving his truck towards Soarin.
Manticore: *driving with huge tires*
Soarin: *dodges huge tires*
Announcer: This manticore must have something against the wonderbolt in his rally car!
Soarin: *jumps*
Manticore: *jumps*
Announcer: The jump is made, aand...
Manticore: *spins off track*
Announcer: And the manticore is off the track, nearly flipping his monster truck over!
The race continued on for ten more laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.
Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do you think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!
half a minute later
Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, you get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank you so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee cheated!!
Announcer: What are you talking about?
Braeburn: He tried to ram me!
Announcer: We saw the entire thing, he didn't try to ram anypony. Now get out of here before we force you out!
Braeburn: *walks away*
Announcer: I hope you two are ready for the next race.
Apyr: Sure, but-
Sergi: Where is the next race?
Announcer: At the Canterlot Raceway.
Sergi: That oughta be fun.
Announcer: Be there by tomorrow, 2 O' clock P.M.
Sergi: Thank you sir.
After the race at Appaloosa, Sergi was on his way to Canterlot when this happened
Sergi: We'll rent a hotel in Canterlot, and stay there until it's time for the race.
Apyr: It's been a while since we've been at the Canterlot raceway.
Sergi: True, but I feel like the race will be a peice of cake.
Apyr: You know what else would be a peice of cake Sergi?
Sergi: What's that Apyr?
Police: *turn on siren*
Apyr: Losing the police.
Sergi: *Floors it* And to think that these ponies would forget that we stole this car.
Police: *catching up*
Sergi: *goes off highway*
Police: *follows*
Sergi: *turns on right blinker*
Police: *Prepare to turn right*
Sergi: *Goes straight*
Police: *go straight*
Sergi: Hm, normally that works.
Apyr: I don't think these are our average cops.
Police: *talking through microphone* You in the green Lotus! Stop your car now!
Sergi: *makes a sharp onto left side of highway*
Police: *spinout*
Sergi: Now, we wait for them to get on our side.
Apyr: What do you think they'll do?
Police: *Activate nitro*
Sergi: *turns onto right side of highway*
Police: *spinout*
Sergi: And, we lost them. Now, let's get to Canterlot.
Once Sergi got to Canterlot, he was thinking on whether to sell his car or not.
At the hotel
Apyr: If we sell that car, then how will we compete in the other three races?
Sergi: We get a new one.
Apyr: I'm afraid we can't *grabs rule book* It says that when a racer enters a tournament with a car, he must stick with that car unless it gets wrecked in a race.
Sergi: The only way our car gets wrecked is if Braeburn does something to it.
Apyr: That won't be good. Why do you want to sell that car?
Sergi: The cops keep chasing us. By now, they're probably on their way to find the car, and tow it away.
In the apartment was a window, providing a good view of their car covered with a tarp.
The next morning, Sergi woke up, but when he looked out the window, his car was missing.
Sergi: Where did it go?!
Apyr: *driving car*
Sergi: *looks for Apyr* Apyr?! No response!
Apyr: *parks car*
Sergi: *running down stairs*
Apyr: *enters hotel*
Sergi: *sees Apyr* There you are. The car is missing!
Apyr: No it isn't. I drove it to get more gas.
Sergi: Did you cover it with the tarp?
Apyr: Yes. It's safe Sergi.
After lunch, Sergi, and Apyr went to the Canterlot raceway.
Flag pony: Good afternoon you two.
Sergi: Hello.
Braeburn: Howdy robbers.
Apyr: Howdy, stupid equestrian cowcolt.
Braeburn: Both of y'all are rude, ya know that?
Sergi: Says the stallion that started picking on us for no reason!
Apyr: Sergi! Save it for the race.
Braeburn: Yeah "Sergi" *sticks out tongue*
Sergi: To hell with you!
The race in Canterlot was going to begin soon. Some more ponies joined in the race, including Rainbow Dash.
Flag pony: On your mark!
Sergi: *Revs engine*
Flag pony: Get set!
Braeburn: *Revs engine*
Flag pony: Go!
Sergi: *floors it*
Braeburn: *passes*
Sergi: No way. *shifts up*
Rainbow Dash: *passes Braeburn*
Apyr: We're in third now Sergi.
Sergi: Great.
Braeburn: *blocking Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Come on! Doesn't he recognize me?
Sergi: Getting past Braeburn could be difficult.
Braeburn: *drifts*
Rainbow Dash: *hits Sergi*
Sergi: Great. We have a female driver against us.
Braeburn: *floors it*
Apyr: Forget her Sergi. Braeburn is getting ahead!
Sergi: *floors it*
The bridge was coming up.
Braeburn: *blocks Sergi*
Apyr: This guy really must enjoy annoying ponies.
Sergi: He can try to annoy me all he wants, it won't work. *rams Braeburn*
Braeburn: *brakes*
Sergi: Whoa! *drives off bridge*
Apyr: Wait, we're in first now!
Sergi: *lands car*
Apyr: Quick! In reverse!
Sergi: *backs up*
Braeburn: *gets close* Come on, move that car outta my way!
Sergi: *does rockford turn*
Braeburn: Ah! *nearly hits wall*
Catching up was Soarin, in his rally car. Even though there was no dirt on the track.
Soarin: *passes Braeburn*
Sergi: Ha! Thanks to Soarin, we are in two positions ahead of Braeburn.
Apyr: That's great Sergi.
Braeburn: I gotta push his car outta my way! *floors it*
Sergi: *passes starting line* Last lap.
Apyr: We'll have this race in the bag.
Braeburn: *pushes Soarin into wall*
Soarin: No!! *crashes* Well, at least I have a huge supply of pie at my house. *falls asleep*
Rainbow Dash: *passes Soarin* He's dead!! I'm going to get Braeburn for this!
Sergi: Let's see how he likes it *drifts*
Braeburn: *Swerving* I can't see anything!
Rainbow Dash: *pushes Braeburn's car*
Braeburn: I'm going faster? YES!!!!
Rainbow Dash: *spins Braeburn out*
Braeburn: NOOOOoOoooOoooooOoOOO *hits wall* Dumb mare *turns key* My car won't start because of her!!! *turns key*
Meanwhile towards the finish line.
Sergi: *wins*
Announcer: Sergi wins again! In second place is the manticore, who had a huge monster truck, but went for smaller tires, and lowered his suspension.
Rainbow Dash: *Gets third*
Announcer: And the top three winners are Sergi, the manticore, and Rainbow Dash. They, along with the ponies that get 4th, and 5th will continue to the next part of the Grand Prix, at the Ponyville Circuit.
Braeburn was out of the tournament, and was very angry.
Sergi: *parks car*
Braeburn: *walks toward Sergi's car*
Apyr: We got company
Braeburn: *carrying baseball bat*
Sergi: Well, we're outta here *floors it*
Braeburn: Oh no you don't!! *runs to car* Give me your car!!
Sunset Shimmer: No, get lost!
Braeburn: *hits Sunset Shimmer with bat*
Sunset Shimmer: *Knocked Out*
Braeburn: *steals car*
Sergi was driving toward the highway out of Canterlot
Braeburn: *gets behind Sergi*
Apyr: Are you kidding me?
Sergi: What's the matter?
Apyr: Braeburn is following us!
Braeburn: GET BACK HERE!!
Police: *sees car chase* All units, we have two cars going over the speed limit. Suspects are driving a Lotus Eltrot, and a Chevronet Pearla. *chase two cars*
Braeburn: Of course, the pigs get involved *gets next to Sergi*
Sergi: *drifts into alleyway*
Police: *follow Braeburn*
Braeburn: Why are you following me?!
Sergi: I think we lost them. *gets out of alleyway*
Apyr: We may want to take the train to Ponyville.
Sergi: You're right. It sounds better then risking it on the highway. *drives to train station*
Meanwhile with Braeburn
Braeburn: *enters highway*
Police: *blocking highway*
Braeburn: *braking*
Police captain: Step out of the vehicle now!
Braeburn: I was trying to help y'all stop somepony that stole a car, and this is HOW YOU HELP ME?!!?
Police Captain: Are you a police officer?
Braeburn: no.
Police Captain: Then, you're underarrest.
Sergi, and Apyr wouldn't have to worry about Braeburn anymore
Sergi, and Apyr arrived at the train station.
Sergi: Are you sure there's not enough room for us to put our car in?
station manager: I'm sorry Gentlecolts, we have all the autoracks full of cars already.
Sergi: When does the next train get here?
station manager: The next train that gets here is a freight train, it's heading for Manehattan. You'll have to wait until tomorrow for the next train for Ponyville.
Apyr: What now Sergi?
Sergi: Where's the nearest harbor?
station manager: You can get a boat to Ponyville if you hurry. It's by Canterlot Gardens, and leaves in 20 minutes.
And so, Sergi, and Apyr got on the boat, and went to Ponyville. Their car got on easily.
Apyr: So after our race in Ponyville, where do we go to?
Sergi: The final race is in Fillydelphia.
Apyr: That oughta be fun.
Sergi: Yes, I heard the track there was a very good one.
Rainbow Dash: *arrives* Are you talking about the Grand Prix?
Sergi: Yes, we are.
Apyr: Hey, didn't we see you in the race earlier today?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah. Braeburn killed Soarin.
Apyr: Actually, Soarin was knocked out from the impact of that crash. He's still alive, but out of the tournament.
Rainbow Dash: Oh, well at least he's still alive.
Sergi: True.
Rainbow Dash: What's with your accents, are you russian?
Sergi: Da.
Apyr: And you're from the United States.
Rainbow Dash: Yep.
Apyr: Actually, we are in the United States *laughs*
Rainbow Dash: *laughs*
That night, the three ponies had a good time, forgetting the fact that they would have to go against each other in a race tomorrow.
Next morning, they arrived at the Ponyville Circuit.
Rainbow Dash: Oh no.
Sergi: What's the matter?
Rainbow Dash: Twilight Sparkle.
Sergi: What's so bad about her?
Rainbow Dash: She takes racing very seriously. In fact she takes everything seriously. You have to watch out for her.
Apyr: We'll be careful. Right Sergi?
Sergi: Da.
Everypony got their cars lined up at the starting line. They would go around the race track for three laps.
Flag pony: 3, 2, 1, go *waves flag*
Racers: *take off*
Sergi: We're in first.
Apyr: Excellent. And no sign of Twilight
Twilight: *pushes Rainbow Dash into wall*
Apyr: .... I stand corrected.
Twilight: *catching up* Man, there's too many ponies blocking my path in their cars. *honks horn*
Sergi: *floors it*
Apyr: I hope Dash is alright.
Sergi: Me too.
Rainbow Dash: *in last* I cannot lose to that egghead! *floors it*
Sergi: We're winning!
Twilight: *passes Sergi* Stay outta my way man!
Sergi: I don't think so *drifts past Twilight*
Apyr: Oh dude, she's angry.
Twilight: Get back here you idiots! *floors it*
Sergi: *driving next to lake*
Twilight: *pushes Sergi towards lake*
Apyr: Brake!
Sergi: *brakes*
Twilight: *nearly goes in lake, then crashes into another car*
Sergi: *passes intersection* I think she's out of it.
Apyr: And we're way ahead of everyone else.
Sergi: This race is in the bag.
Manticore: *driving towards them*
Sergi: Oh great. The manticore has his truck back to a high height.
Apyr: Really?
Manticore: *getting close to Sergi*
Sergi: If those tires get us, we're in trouble.
Manticore: *about to crush Sergi's car*
racing pony: *crashes into manticore's truck*
Manticore: *tips truck over*
Apyr: Who else wants us to lose?
Rainbow Dash: *passes Sergi*
Sergi: Her *floors it*
Apyr: We're the only two racing.
Sergi: Then lets make it look interesting. *passes Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Oh no you don't *passes Sergi*
Sergi: So she wants to do this the hard way. *floors it*
Rainbow Dash: *goes to the right*
Sergi: *about to push Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *brakes*
Sergi: *drives into lake*
Announcer: And Rainbow Dash is the winner.
Sergi: We've been defeated by a mare. How will we win the grand prix now?
Apyr: It's in Fillydelphia. It shouldn't be hard.
Next morning marked a very important day for Sergi, and Apyr. As of now, they would be in the final part of the Equestrian grand prix, The Fillydelphia Race Course.
This was no ordinary race course, it was huge. 40 turns, and much of them being sharp. No pits for the cars, and the fastest lap time around this track is 25 minutes. This race could go on for an hour.
Sergi: Ok, we're up against Rainbow Dash, a pony named Gordon with a Canterlot GMO, and three other ponies with souped up japanese cars.
Apyr: This should be fun.
Sergi: Yes. This could be another easy victory for us.
Rainbow Dash: Or is it? You didn't win last time, and I'm going to make sure you don't win again.
Sergi: You must take this very seriously.
Rainbow Dash: I hate losing.
Sergi: Don't we all?
Flag pony: Get to your cars, the race is going to begin!
Sergi: Good luck Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Good luck to you guys. You'll need it
Everyone got in their cars, and the race began with Rainbow Dash making a blistering start into first place.
Sergi: We're in third, behind Rainbow Dash, and one of the three japanese cars.
Apyr: Gordon is coming towards us rather quickly.
Gordon: *honks horn* MOVE!! I gotta win this race!
Sergi: Of horse you do.
Apyr: Did you just say, of horse?
Sergi: Da, instead of "of course". Get it?
Apyr: Nyet.
Sergi: Right *gets second*
Rainbow Dash: Those russians are far behind, but are catching up quick. Time to drift *drifts*
Sergi: She's drifting?
Apyr: This could hold us up for a while.
Rainbow Dash: *continues drifting*
Dash was so busy drifting, she didn't notice one of her tires were being torn apart.
Rainbow Dash: Whoa! *loses control*
Sergi: Uh oh *crashes into Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *gets flipped* AAaaaahhh! *falls on ground*
Apyr: Whoa, she landed on her roof.
Sergi: I hope she's ok.
Rainbow Dash was out of the race.
After Rainbow Dash crashed her car, Gordon pushed it into a wall, which hurt Rainbow Dash very severely.
Rainbow Dash: My leg. Can't anyone see I'm hurt?
Gordon: *getting close to Sergi*
Apyr: We've got company, and it's overweight.
Sergi: Gordon.
Gordon: *pushes Sergi's car*
Sergi: Ah, *nearly hits wall* He want's us to crash!
Gordon: Why didn't you hit the wall you idiots?!
Sergi: *getting away from Gordon*
Apyr: This pony has tons of rage.
Gordon: GET OUTTA MY WAY!!!
Sergi: Agreed.
Gordon: *heading towards Sergi*
Sergi: *brakes*
Gordon: *hits wall* AAHHHHH!!!
Apyr: Bad attitude.
Sergi: True
Gordon: *pushing Sergi's car*
Apyr: Uh oh.
Sergi: *spins out*
Gordon: *Rams Sergi hard*
Apyr: The right door just fell off.
Sergi: That can't be good.
Japanese car driver: *jumps off door* WHOAAAA!
One of the japanese cars went airborne, and crashed on top of Gordon's car
Gordon: GET OFF MY CAR!!!!
Japanese car driver: AHH! *Falls out car*
Sergi: This is insane
Gordon: How do I get this car off my car? *goes left*
The japanese car fell off
Gordon: Finally! Nopony seems to appreciate Equestrian Muscle.
Sergi: He's falling behind. This is getting good.
Gordon: *carelessly drifting, then hits a wall*
Apyr: Nincompoop.
Sergi: He's holding up the traffic for us.
Japanese ponies: *stop cars* Get out of our way!
Gordon: *floors it into wall* This thing can't turn!!
Sergi: He ran into a wall, and is trying to turn. Wow!
Gordon was being so stupid, racist, and arrogant, that he held up the other racers, letting Sergi win.
Announcer: Congratulations to Sergi, and his co driver Apyr for winning the Equestrian Grand Prix.
Sergi: Thank you very much *takes $80,000 and trophy*
After the race, Sergi, and Apyr were driving their car out of Fillydelphia when suddenly
Police pony: *pursuing Sergi*
Apyr You know what this means? *turns on radio*
This song is playing: link
Sergi: Da. I know exactly what it means. *floors it*
The End
Ponies feautured in order of appearance
Sergi
Apyr
Appleloosa police ponies
Braeburn
Big Mac
Soarin
Manticore
Applejack
Canterlot Police
Rainbow Dash
Sunset Shimmer
Twilight Sparkle
Gordon
Ponies with japanese cars
Fillydelphia police pony
Cars provided by
Canterlot
Chevronet
Dodge
Fillys
Flam
Lotus
Marecedez
Meuzda
Skyline
Toycolta
The End
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It's me your host Invader Calliope.
It's nice to see you again! :3
Well todays specail guest is......IGGINS!
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Iggins:What?
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2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy bear and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. you hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
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12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
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2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy bear and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. you hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as you can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say you were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a random person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive you cheated on me with that whore" and point to a random girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If you are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If you are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz or dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
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The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the next week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
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A fleet of Rebel ships were close to the planet of Sullust. Inside one of the Mon Calamari ships, pilots were preparing their X-Wings. Other ships were carrying Y-Wings, and A-Wings.
Wedge: *Gives a high five to a Y-Wing* We're gonna do just fine.
Y-Wing Pilot: I copy red leader.
They both chuckled, and looked at a pilot in green.
Y-Wing Pilot: Must be one of the pilots for the new A-Wing.
Green-7: Hey. Ready to go?
Wedge: Yeah, you let me know how those A-Wings are. I might try one myself.
Green-7: Will do....
