Random Article: Night Surgeon Lyrics

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posted by twilight0girl

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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can you forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the street physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your ass like rembrandt!
Ha! You Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when you see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who you are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what you did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who you are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what you did

Rotti:
See your knife!

Genterns:
Perfect!

Pavi:
See it glide!

Genterns:
Perfect!

Luigi:
See it slice!

Genterns:
Perfect!

Pavi:
Whos your night surgeon?!

Rotti:
Hope you have my money!

Pavi:
Or its buon viagg-ee!

Luigi:
He'll do your ass like dishes!

Luigi:
Amputation!

Genterns:
Oooh, amputation!

Luigi, Pavi, Rotti and chorus:
Remember who you are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what you did to Marni

Luigi, Pavi, Rotti and chorus:
Remember who you are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what you did to her

Luigi, Pavi, Rotti and chorus:
Remember who you are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what you did to marni

Luigi, Pavi, Rotti and chorus:
Remember who you are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what you did to her

Nathan:
I remember every dying whisper,
every desperate murmur.
I remember when i gaze upon her.
She looks just like you...
I remember...I remember...!

Nathan/Repo man:
I rememeber marking every victim
With acute precision.
I remember every time i hold you,
My blunt companion.
When i remember,
I dismember!

Luigi/Pavi/Rotti/Chorus:
Remember who you are.

Genterns:
Remember what you did to marni.

Luigi/Pavi/Rotti/ Chorus:
Remember who you are.

Nathan/Repo Man:
Remember what you did to her.
Cause the claims medic gives no
anesthetic!
90-days delinquent gets you the REPO
treatment!
Im the masked horror on your
Street corner.
Make your momma mourn you.

Luigi/Pavi/Rotti/Chorus:
Remember who you are.

Genterns:
Remember what you did to Marni.

Luigi/Pavi/Rotti/Chorus:
Remember who you are.

Nathan/Repo man:
Im the night surgeon!

All:
Night surgeon!

Nathan/Repo man:
I remember...

Tdinoahiscute4, xneville_rocksx and 2 others like this

xXSweeneyXx WOW. I misheard a few of those lyrics, thanks for clearing that up for me...Repo! FTW

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HelluvaBoss review:

posted by Canada24

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Sense whatsupbugs reviewed Hazbin, I thought it'll be a fun excuse to re-review Helluva Boss. Back in the day, Viv made two pilots on her channel, both set in hell. And I knew from the beginning this was the one I preferred, the sitcom styled one starring Brandon Rogers and Richard Steven Horvitz.. Yeah that's right, she has Zim..

Like Hazbin, this series is intended for adult audiences. It deals with strong language, sexual content, and violence..

Like all shows, this has both positives and negatives, though the negatives are why I'm reluctant on watching Hazbin. Sense it's the same creator,...

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61 Things Girls dont know about Guys- this is in a Guys Point of View

posted by milorox18

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...

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Prank Call Ideas!

posted by OmegaLeader

(Found it on the internet thought it was pretty interesting.)

You call your victim and you want to confuse them. No laughing or anything, just a normal voice like someone would call you. Me and my friends do this a lot.

Script:
You call the person...

Person: Hello?
You: Hello?
Person: Uh, hi. Who is this and what do you want?
You: What? Oh no no no no no! It is YOU who is calling me. Ok, so what did YOU need?
Person: No no I didn't call you. You called me. Wait, who is this??
You: NO! I didn't call you! You are the one who called me! Now i ask one more time who are you and why did you call my at this...

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Random jokes

posted by sakurahanazono

Alpha kenny body

1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)

I won a math debate

2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)

Eye map ness

3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness

Write this down on paper and you have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)

Eye Emma rate hard

4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)

Eye M egg ay

5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay

(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)

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39 Things to Do to Confuse, Annoy and/or Freak Out Strangers

posted by BeastBoyCahill

1. Walk up to them and ask them for their autographs.
2. Walk up to them, introduce yourself extremely upbeat and friendly-like and end the conversation by saying "It was nice to meet you. It's so cool to talk to people outside of the asylum." Then walk away.
3. While walking down the street, in a mall or any other such place, laugh out loud for no apparent reason. Be as creative with the way you laugh as you wish.
4. Run up to them, excitedly calling them Father, Mother, Aunt or Uncle. If you dare, hug them.
5. While passing a random stranger, stop and exclaim to them, "You have no idea!" in a...

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50 Ways To Annoy People

posted by karpach_14

Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone you love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard or hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as you open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 minutes or so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring or your nails on the blackboard next time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. Next concert you go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...

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NikPiks - Arin Hanson: The Man Who Became Too Woke

posted by Windwakerguy430

Famous Newgrounds content creator, also known as Arin Hanson from the let’s play channel Game Grumps, was once a prolific animator and considered one of the biggest. If you don’t know Arin as an animator, you’d be forgiven for that. Arin Hanson’s old career has been buried and forgotten, but hey, times change right…. Right…. Right?! Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of Content Cop. Idubbbz here with the new rant article. I ranted before about David Cage and his creeping abilities, but now it’s time to talk about something else. It’s time to hit closer to home....