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Me: okay i actually found this story in my local newspaer from 20 years back. And i'll put a symbol for town names. I don't want rapists or pheaodifiles coming to my town... okay lets begin. And i shall have to give some background history. Well at there was a renovation going on at $ which was between # and &, for an old mental asylum to be converted into a power house musuem. Anyway so this story takes place then. I think i'm not sure of dates.
$ was a small town, very small as in like only three -5 thousande people
ps. By the way i really wanted a long title


okay so in Australia out in the country there was a young couple travelling back from # to they're home which was past $ to go home to &.

They started having car trouble and just outside $ the car broke down. The boyfriend got out of the car and he told his girlfriend, "Stay in the car and lock the doors no matter what, don't come out," he warned her. The boyfriend got out andwalked back to the town.

The girlfriend stayed in the car, and had the doors locked. She dozed for a bit and when she woke up she realised her boyfriend had ben gone for over and a half hour. She was about to unlock the door when she heard a BANG, BANG, BANG on top of her car. She didn't know what it was, but after a while she could actually see a trickle of blood sliding down the window. She called the cops thinking they're was maybe a deas animal.

Anyway the BANG BANG BANG kept going while the police were arriving. One of the police called out to her, " You need to get calmly out of the car okay. ANd whatever you do don't turn around." he warned in an urgent tone.

The girl, slowly got out of the car and could hear the banging but she resisted turning around. She was halfway across the road when she couldn't help herself so she turned around.

There on the roof of the car she was just in, was one of the mental people from the asylum holding her boyfriends head in his hands and banging it against the car roof, his body actually at the bottom of the car.

THE END
I'm bored so this article is random anyways...

1. Like- it makes you seem younger

2. Like hell- fun to say and it's useful

3. Unfuckingbelieveable- you have to have more words like: in-sonofabitch-inginsane or out-goddamn-rageous

4. Bro- No. Just don't use this one.

5. Balls- Don't use it as an exclamation and be like "balls"

6. Sweet- Only when talking about food

7. Shit- never "shoot"

8. -eroo- add this to the end of every possible word. Switcheroo, sexeroo, arresteroo

9. Buddy- buddy is what you call college students and men named Buddy. Okay, you have friends.

10. Calm Your Tits- encouraged

11. Piss-...
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1. You can name more types of cheese than clothing brands and know where to buy Limburger (doesn't mean you would!).

2. To you, a "big town" has 10,000 people in it.

3. The smell of cow manure right outside town doesn't get a second thought.

4. Everyone you know listens to country music like a second religion, and those that don't are just wrong.

5. When people comment on your funny accent, you're like, "What fucking accent? I sound just like you!"

6. When I say "Cheese Days", you know exactly what I'm talking about and where it is.

7. When a Californian said, "There's a person with a mullet!", you'd...
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1. Ichigo and orihime
(bleach)- I love this couple!
Its like the princess and
the hero! He fights and she
heals him. Orihime loves ichigo and I
love this couple!
2. Renji and rukia(bleach)- He trained
so hard to be vice captain of her
brother. He got his bankai to save
her. They known each other and care
for each for years.
3. Ed and winry(FMA)- I love the way
ed told her " i will give you half of my
life if you give me half yours". Than
winry said "how about i give you all
of it"!
4. Roy and riza(FMA)- it was sad yet
cute moment when she cried for him.
It was very cute when roy hugged
her and how they got each...
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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Tina Unlocked the door to their house and they all walked inside then Peter put the Teddy bear on the self after that they all got hungery so Tina went to the shops to get some food while Peter and Jenni were playing Uno they heard a crash in the kitchen and ran over there they got a big shock when they saw how messy the kitchen was when Tina got home she saw what the kitchen was like and she got a big shock herself then while they all were thinking of a plan to see who did this to their home the Teddy bear was hiding in the kitchen cupboard as it chuckled...
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Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

Guys hate flirts.

A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

"Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics....
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So, long ago me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitch hiking down a long lone-some road
When all of a sudden, there shined the shining demon..
And he said!
"Play the best song in the world..or I'll eat your souls..."
So we each looked at each other and said "OK!"
So we played the song that just so happened to be! The best song in the world! It was the best song in the world! Look into my eyes and its easy to see when a one makes two and two and one makes destiny...
Once every thousand years or so,
Is when the sun dont shine and the...
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posted by miniabby33
1 try on all your clothes in your closet
2 sing a song like a duck
3 Watch all of your old Disney movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents



Comment tell your friends then I will make more spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I love making these for you so comment. All the comments I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm writing all this cuz I need a longer article so yea tacos are good i like taco bravos from taco johns
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Well, hello once again, everyone. It’s that time of year again. The Halloween season. The best season. Yeah, I’m still saying that and I refuse to be told otherwise. And you know what that means? That means it’s another year for some sort of weird horror subgenre that I talk about that will most likely result in a bunch of trash over quality but I will come out with a sort of middling respect for some of these films. How great. And one genre that has piqued my interest so much was the slasher movie craze of the 80s. Lots and lots of slasher movies came out that decade. You got Jason Vorhees,...
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#1:
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes you can.

#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are you doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: You okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think you were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!

#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED BY A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku:...
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