ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The Taco Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.
CONSCIENCE: You are a freakin' retard.
ME: T-T Bad conscience.
CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET YOU FREAKIN' MORON.
ME: Shut up.
CONSCIENCE: YOU DUN TELL ME TO SHUT UP
ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.
CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.
ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas
CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought you picked a day out of a hat for that or something.
ME: Candy day is when I say it is Candy Day. It's when I say it is Candy Day.
CONSCIENE: It's not that time.
ME: You thought just because it's night that it wouldn't be Ghostmas Da---
CONSCIENCE: No, No, No, No.
ME: Today. Today is Ghostmas Day.
CONSCIENCE: Help me, God.
ME: Don't say the lord's name in vein.
CONSCIENCE: Shut the hell up.
ME: Okay, Shut up. We're gonna need a crack team of Ghostmas friends to help celebrate it.
CONSCIENCE: Who? Wait, Don't care. Almost thought we were gonna make it through Halloween without repeating this ''Ghostmas'' garbage.
ME: Hello, sorry I'm late. I have a Calender to keep. It has pictures.
CONSCIENCE: And who knows what terrible hate crimes you have been in today.
ME: Midget Day Parade.
CONSCIENCE: Trying to figure that one out. Eh...Nothing, Nothing comes to mind.
ME: They're so proud of who they are! I know what will turn that frown upside-down.....
CONSCIENCE: Were you gonna finish that thought.
ME: You're talking to me, right? Guess you were talking to me.
CONSCIENCE: Because there is no one else in the room, Yeah, I was probably talking to you. No answer me, what could you possibly have to offer me?
ME: A song.
CONSCIENCE: You can't sing. You can barley form a coheiret sentence.
ME: That's the wrong kind of attitude for a Ghostmas Carol.
CONSCIENCE: You're really gonna do this, aren't you? Even if I try to stop you. Well, you show me what you got!
ME: ♫Once upon a time.....♫
CONSCIENCE: More....
ME: ♫In winterlands of snow there was a little town
Of fifty folks or so but monsters were around
A Million years ago but they were not afraid, because they all had Ghostmas Day
On every other night they never made a sound, when the singing birds went quiet and the Sun went down
Scary bats and pirates came up from the ground, but they told them ''Go away and don't come back it's Ghostmas Day''
Never wait a moment when you share your love, All the shiney sparkley stars alight above
But what you feel inside is not just love persay, because everyone is one on Ghostmas day
So give a little gift to everyone you knew and If you had a Pumpkin they might like that too
And although you may scare them, they won't go away, because we all love on Ghostmas Daaaay♫
CONSCIENCE: That....That was the most....HORRIBLE THING I EVER HEARD, MY EARS ARE FREAKIN' BLEEDING
ME: You have no holiday spirit.
CONSCIENCE: You are a freakin' retard.
ME: T-T Bad conscience.
CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET YOU FREAKIN' MORON.
ME: Shut up.
CONSCIENCE: YOU DUN TELL ME TO SHUT UP
ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.
CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.
ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas
CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought you picked a day out of a hat for that or something.
ME: Candy day is when I say it is Candy Day. It's when I say it is Candy Day.
CONSCIENE: It's not that time.
ME: You thought just because it's night that it wouldn't be Ghostmas Da---
CONSCIENCE: No, No, No, No.
ME: Today. Today is Ghostmas Day.
CONSCIENCE: Help me, God.
ME: Don't say the lord's name in vein.
CONSCIENCE: Shut the hell up.
ME: Okay, Shut up. We're gonna need a crack team of Ghostmas friends to help celebrate it.
CONSCIENCE: Who? Wait, Don't care. Almost thought we were gonna make it through Halloween without repeating this ''Ghostmas'' garbage.
ME: Hello, sorry I'm late. I have a Calender to keep. It has pictures.
CONSCIENCE: And who knows what terrible hate crimes you have been in today.
ME: Midget Day Parade.
CONSCIENCE: Trying to figure that one out. Eh...Nothing, Nothing comes to mind.
ME: They're so proud of who they are! I know what will turn that frown upside-down.....
CONSCIENCE: Were you gonna finish that thought.
ME: You're talking to me, right? Guess you were talking to me.
CONSCIENCE: Because there is no one else in the room, Yeah, I was probably talking to you. No answer me, what could you possibly have to offer me?
ME: A song.
CONSCIENCE: You can't sing. You can barley form a coheiret sentence.
ME: That's the wrong kind of attitude for a Ghostmas Carol.
CONSCIENCE: You're really gonna do this, aren't you? Even if I try to stop you. Well, you show me what you got!
ME: ♫Once upon a time.....♫
CONSCIENCE: More....
ME: ♫In winterlands of snow there was a little town
Of fifty folks or so but monsters were around
A Million years ago but they were not afraid, because they all had Ghostmas Day
On every other night they never made a sound, when the singing birds went quiet and the Sun went down
Scary bats and pirates came up from the ground, but they told them ''Go away and don't come back it's Ghostmas Day''
Never wait a moment when you share your love, All the shiney sparkley stars alight above
But what you feel inside is not just love persay, because everyone is one on Ghostmas day
So give a little gift to everyone you knew and If you had a Pumpkin they might like that too
And although you may scare them, they won't go away, because we all love on Ghostmas Daaaay♫
CONSCIENCE: That....That was the most....HORRIBLE THING I EVER HEARD, MY EARS ARE FREAKIN' BLEEDING
ME: You have no holiday spirit.
