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ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The Taco Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.

CONSCIENCE: You are a freakin' retard.

ME: T-T Bad conscience.

CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET YOU FREAKIN' MORON.

ME: Shut up.

CONSCIENCE: YOU DUN TELL ME TO SHUT UP

ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.

CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.

ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas

CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought you picked a day out of a hat for that or something.

ME: Candy day is when I say it is Candy Day. It's when I say it is Candy Day.

CONSCIENE: It's not that time.

ME: You thought just because it's night that it wouldn't be Ghostmas Da---

CONSCIENCE: No, No, No, No.

ME: Today. Today is Ghostmas Day.

CONSCIENCE: Help me, God.

ME: Don't say the lord's name in vein.

CONSCIENCE: Shut the hell up.

ME: Okay, Shut up. We're gonna need a crack team of Ghostmas friends to help celebrate it.

CONSCIENCE: Who? Wait, Don't care. Almost thought we were gonna make it through Halloween without repeating this ''Ghostmas'' garbage.

ME: Hello, sorry I'm late. I have a Calender to keep. It has pictures.

CONSCIENCE: And who knows what terrible hate crimes you have been in today.

ME: Midget Day Parade.

CONSCIENCE: Trying to figure that one out. Eh...Nothing, Nothing comes to mind.

ME: They're so proud of who they are! I know what will turn that frown upside-down.....

CONSCIENCE: Were you gonna finish that thought.

ME: You're talking to me, right? Guess you were talking to me.

CONSCIENCE: Because there is no one else in the room, Yeah, I was probably talking to you. No answer me, what could you possibly have to offer me?

ME: A song.

CONSCIENCE: You can't sing. You can barley form a coheiret sentence.

ME: That's the wrong kind of attitude for a Ghostmas Carol.

CONSCIENCE: You're really gonna do this, aren't you? Even if I try to stop you. Well, you show me what you got!

ME: ♫Once upon a time.....♫

CONSCIENCE: More....

ME: ♫In winterlands of snow there was a little town

Of fifty folks or so but monsters were around

A Million years ago but they were not afraid, because they all had Ghostmas Day

On every other night they never made a sound, when the singing birds went quiet and the Sun went down

Scary bats and pirates came up from the ground, but they told them ''Go away and don't come back it's Ghostmas Day''

Never wait a moment when you share your love, All the shiney sparkley stars alight above

But what you feel inside is not just love persay, because everyone is one on Ghostmas day

So give a little gift to everyone you knew and If you had a Pumpkin they might like that too

And although you may scare them, they won't go away, because we all love on Ghostmas Daaaay♫

CONSCIENCE: That....That was the most....HORRIBLE THING I EVER HEARD, MY EARS ARE FREAKIN' BLEEDING

ME: You have no holiday spirit.
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Source: myfunnyworld
added by Helen-Lover
posted by FlufflyHands
Everyone is putting stuff up about Walmart, I was smart enough to think of CVS :D (I made these up on my own with no one elses help btw)

1. Resort the medicine aisle

2. Run around like an idiot until you are told to stop, once the person who stopped turns around do it again, repeat this process until your told to leave, then run out like an idiot

3. Go up to the cash register and tell the clerk that someone is "poaching" medicine, then run out of the store

4. Take the magazines you see and tear them to pieces, then go up to the front (were the cash register is) and throw the pieces up the air and...
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posted by Thecharliejay
Act like a spy / secret agent for the day
Act like you just met your friend for the first time
Act profound
Ad lib
Add some strawberries to your ice cream
Adopt strange mannerisms
Alphabetize the food in your fridge
Announce your candidacy for President.
Annoy total strangers
Apply for a unicorn hunting license
Appreciate everything
Archive the Internet to 3.5" floppy disks (low density of course)
Arrest yourself
Ask a question nobody can answer
Ask embarrassing questions
Ask for seconds
Ask people how to pronounce their name
Ask people if they want to see your “belly button treasure”
Ask...
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posted by kitkat709477
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So you have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! Hey girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did you know kissing is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you! 89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. Chocolate will make you feel better! Most...
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INUYASHA
INUYASHA
HERES MY TOP TEN LIST OF ANIME/MANGA TO WATCH

10.INUYASHA!
ITS FUNNY AND ACTION PACT

9.ROSARIO VAMPIRE!
ITS JUST PLAIN FUNNY

8.BLEACH!
NOT TOO FUNNY BUT DEFINATLY INTERESTING
7.NARUTO!
FUNNY COOL & ACTIOONY XD NEW WORD)

6.OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB!
ITS REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD THE ANIME IS ONLY 26 EPISODES

5.KAMICHAMA KARIN!
ITS A KINKY ROMANTIC COMEDY THAT REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD ITS ONLY 26 EPISODES

4.NARUTO SHIPPUDEN!
ONCE YOU START WATCHING YOU JUST CANT STOP

3.TOKYO MEW MEW!
JUST AS GOOD AS NARUTO

2.ZOMBIE LOAN!
1 OF THE COOLEST ANIME IVE EVER SEEN

1.DEATH NOTE!
ANIME SO COOL THAT THE WORD OOL DOESNT MAKE SENSE FO THIS ANIME
ROSARIO VAMPIRE
ROSARIO VAMPIRE
BLEACH
BLEACH
NARUTO
NARUTO
OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB
OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB
KAMICHAMA KARIN
KAMICHAMA KARIN
NARUTO SHIPPUDEN
NARUTO SHIPPUDEN
TOKYO MEW MEW
TOKYO MEW MEW
ZOMBIE LOAN
ZOMBIE LOAN
DEATH NOTE
DEATH NOTE
1.fart with your armpits
2.play with your food
3.beg for a video game after they say no
4.turn the tv on at full blast
5.swear
6.pinch your siblings
7.when the tell you to do something tell them "no thanks,i don't feel like it"
8.sort through their underwear
9.tell them their diet is not working
10.groan randomly
11.spend $30 on junk food when they told you not to
12.spend their money and claim you donated it hungry kids in africa
13.tell your little siblings about bloody mary
14.at everything the say to you yell "Liar!'
i have not done any of these but they would be fun to do and you can use these to annoy your brother or sister and watch the fun :-))
1.They always smell good even if it's just shampoo

2.The way their heads always find the right spot on your shoulder

3.The ease with which they fit into your arms

4.The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

5.How cute they are when they eat

6.The way they take hours to dress‚ but in the end it's all worthwhile

7.Because they're always warm‚ even when it's negative thirty degrees outside

8.The way they look good no matter what they wear

9.The way they fish for compliments

10.How cute they are when they argue

11.The way their hands always find yours

12.The way they smile...
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-The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

-Our eyes never grow, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

-A sneeze can exceed the speed of 100 mph.

-The most common blood type in the world is type O.

-The rarest blood type in the world is type A-H, less than 12 people have it.

-Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

-You consume 1/10 of a calorie every time you lick a stamp.

-It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery provides you with.

-Many people think eating fish makes you more intelligent.(sorry - it doesn't)

-Some lions mate 50 times a day.

-No...
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added by PartyOrange
I am often starting to be a fan of something but If you are fan of somebody/something there can always be a situation when you will want to stop it. Lets be honest. It often happens with me and I am sure a lot of people have had situation like that or something simmilar. But then you start to feel distracted. You don't know what to start with. Maybe you are even afraid of, for exmple, how others would take it. But don't worry. Here are a short guide that will help you to stop being a fan easy and fast.
Step 1. Understanding.
So you just understood that you don't like this thing anymore? Lets...
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added by Kragfan1910
Source: microsoft
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."


Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: next to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: next to my house


3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started...
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added by dardarvinxxx
this is one awesome video.yall gotz to watch it.itz crazy!
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dardarvinxxx
added by alicecullenx95
the misheard lyrics of the song numa numa... with pictures! make sure u don't miss the credits
video
random
hilarious
stupid
numa numa
misheard
lyrics
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added by tanyya
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Source: trollposts@tumblr