Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
(Music starts)
You and I found love in the dark,We made up wildfire from the start
My demons wash it away like prints in the sand
And I wish I could turn back the time just to feel you again
'Cause I would burn a thousand miles,To be with you
my wildire... (fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire)
My wildfire...
(Music starts) (wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild)
(oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh)
You got me,free falling through the sky
You take me,to a different kind of high
My demons wash it away like prints in the sand
And I wish I could turn back the time just to feel you again
'Cause I would burn a thousand miles,To be with you my wildfire...(fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire)
My wildfire...
(Music starts) (wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild)
(oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh)
(Music starts to end)
You and I found love in the dark,We made up wildfire from the start
My demons wash it away like prints in the sand
And I wish I could turn back the time just to feel you again
'Cause I would burn a thousand miles,To be with you
my wildire... (fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire)
My wildfire...
(Music starts) (wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild)
(oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh)
You got me,free falling through the sky
You take me,to a different kind of high
My demons wash it away like prints in the sand
And I wish I could turn back the time just to feel you again
'Cause I would burn a thousand miles,To be with you my wildfire...(fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire)
My wildfire...
(Music starts) (wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild)
(oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh)
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