Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
Hello there! My name is Jared, and I was a huge fan of this old blog named Ask Dr. Robotnik, but it was cancelled due to his life having too much work.
But I plan on reviving it and doing my own take on it, but if you're not familiar with it, here's how it works.
You type in the comments section something to ask Dr. Robotnik and I'll answer it with a funny picture/text/both. It may not sound that fun at first, but believe me when I say it is.
To get started, all you have to do is type into the comments section something to ask Dr. Robotnik, and once we get 5+ comments I'll make a new article answering them with funny pictures and text!
This is for you, Matt. :) Thanks for all the good times.
But I plan on reviving it and doing my own take on it, but if you're not familiar with it, here's how it works.
You type in the comments section something to ask Dr. Robotnik and I'll answer it with a funny picture/text/both. It may not sound that fun at first, but believe me when I say it is.
To get started, all you have to do is type into the comments section something to ask Dr. Robotnik, and once we get 5+ comments I'll make a new article answering them with funny pictures and text!
This is for you, Matt. :) Thanks for all the good times.
Comment now!
Ok, this is my first fan-fiction, no negative commments plz.
"Lock' in teh poool," Rumblfoot sadii.
"I seee it, it;s a profecy, Hollylaf sad.
"FBrumble will concour Fir and Bamble and blud will ran throug thee 4rest," Hollylaf resighted.
"Thee poo haz spoooken." Gayflyht said.
"Tall teh medisin cat! A KNEW HERU WILL BE BURN!" Rumblfuut shittad.
Add a hereo wass burned...
Teh thyme of Brumble haz cume.
"Lock' in teh poool," Rumblfoot sadii.
"I seee it, it;s a profecy, Hollylaf sad.
"FBrumble will concour Fir and Bamble and blud will ran throug thee 4rest," Hollylaf resighted.
"Thee poo haz spoooken." Gayflyht said.
"Tall teh medisin cat! A KNEW HERU WILL BE BURN!" Rumblfuut shittad.
Add a hereo wass burned...
Teh thyme of Brumble haz cume.
