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If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would date Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd kiss who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never date a girl
I swear I'd still love men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When you watch a brand new one
I’d invite my friends over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push the haters away

I'd put myself first
No one would get in my way
'Cause I know that they’re just hateful
Waiting for me to be gone

If I were a boy
I think I’d be gay
I’d never date a girl
I swear I'd still love men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When you watch a brand new one
I’d invite my friends over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

It's a little too late for me to change that
To just suddenly be gay
And never go back
If you thought this was a meaningful song
Then you thought wrong

But you're just a boy
You don't wanna be gay
And I understand, oh
You don’t want your sexuality to change
Because with all those surgeries it can

You call your computer gay
That must really hurt it
Cuz when you treat gays like dirt it
Really is not how they should be treated
Don’t let their lives get destroyed
They’re just a boy
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1. Dial a random number and confuse the person who answers by saying things like;
"Why did you call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up random statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a random article like this.

4. At walmart or somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, or a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...
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Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off you aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so you aren't the one stressed on birth control , you do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 minutes tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell you at what hour to be home when you in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than home as a teenager cause your parents...
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Hi! :)
Here are the top ten to impress the guy you like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what you want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its more important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my friends heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she said thanks...
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