It was a Saturday afternoon and me and my good friend Moonlight the Hedgehog were standing by eachother NOT saying a word......
*****1 HOUR LATER*****
Moonlight(LunaAcores94): Brianna, do you EVER talk?
Brianna the Fox(Me): I dont waste my breath like other people.
Moonlight: But you NEVER talk! I never heard you ever since we've met!
Brianna the Fox: You just did now.
Moonlight: *Rolls eyes* What ever floats your boat Brianna.
Brianna: Dont be mean to me just because i dont TALK.
Moonlight: *Slaps her own forehead* Ugh..... you confuse me, ALOT.
Brianna: How?!?
Moonlight: Im not even gonna say 'cause you might kill me.
Brianna: Wait, WHAT?!?
*Shadow storms in*
Moonlight: Hi Shadowku!
Shadow: (Ignores)
Brianna: SEE?!? I need a man JUST LIKE Shadow!
Moonlight: Why, 'cause Shadow is a grump like YOU?
Brianna and Shadow: HEY!!!! >:(
Moonlight: Oops.... ^__^"
Brianna: Whats wrong with us being grumpy?
Shadow: *Hmph* Atleast BRIANNA is mean!
Moonlight: *GLARE* Shadow, im your girlfriend.
Shadow: Um... oops.... sorry Moonlight... ^__^"
Moonlight: (To Brianna) *Grins* I know who is PERFECT for you Brianna!
Brianna: Who?
Moonlight: Memphiles the Dark!
Brianna: DUDE! He is like so hot! :D
****AT MEMPHILE'S PLACE****
Moonlight: Hey Memphilies! Sombody wants to see you!
Memphiles: Who?
Brianna: *Walks in* Hey Memphiles!
Memphiles: Hey.
Brianna: Do you..... erm.... wanna be my..... boyfriend?
Memphiles: *Blushing* Sure!
This is Volume 1! I promise you people Volume 2 is wayy funnier! Stay tuned!
*****1 HOUR LATER*****
Moonlight(LunaAcores94): Brianna, do you EVER talk?
Brianna the Fox(Me): I dont waste my breath like other people.
Moonlight: But you NEVER talk! I never heard you ever since we've met!
Brianna the Fox: You just did now.
Moonlight: *Rolls eyes* What ever floats your boat Brianna.
Brianna: Dont be mean to me just because i dont TALK.
Moonlight: *Slaps her own forehead* Ugh..... you confuse me, ALOT.
Brianna: How?!?
Moonlight: Im not even gonna say 'cause you might kill me.
Brianna: Wait, WHAT?!?
*Shadow storms in*
Moonlight: Hi Shadowku!
Shadow: (Ignores)
Brianna: SEE?!? I need a man JUST LIKE Shadow!
Moonlight: Why, 'cause Shadow is a grump like YOU?
Brianna and Shadow: HEY!!!! >:(
Moonlight: Oops.... ^__^"
Brianna: Whats wrong with us being grumpy?
Shadow: *Hmph* Atleast BRIANNA is mean!
Moonlight: *GLARE* Shadow, im your girlfriend.
Shadow: Um... oops.... sorry Moonlight... ^__^"
Moonlight: (To Brianna) *Grins* I know who is PERFECT for you Brianna!
Brianna: Who?
Moonlight: Memphiles the Dark!
Brianna: DUDE! He is like so hot! :D
****AT MEMPHILE'S PLACE****
Moonlight: Hey Memphilies! Sombody wants to see you!
Memphiles: Who?
Brianna: *Walks in* Hey Memphiles!
Memphiles: Hey.
Brianna: Do you..... erm.... wanna be my..... boyfriend?
Memphiles: *Blushing* Sure!
This is Volume 1! I promise you people Volume 2 is wayy funnier! Stay tuned!
Here are the 10 reasons why i HATE Amy and thinks she deserves to die and burn in the deepest part of HELL:
1. She is a annoying little BRAT
2. She's a WHORE
3. She's an "upbeat" girl
4. She is as annoying as a INSANE Sonic Fangirl
5. She pulls a hammer out of her ass ALL THE TIME
6. Her face is a epic failure
7. Her voice pisses me off
8. Shes WAYY past GIRLY
9. Shes UGLY
10. SHE IS NOT AS PRETTY AS ANY OTHER SONIC GIRL AND SHE NEVER WILL BE!!!!!
I rest my case. XD
1. She is a annoying little BRAT
2. She's a WHORE
3. She's an "upbeat" girl
4. She is as annoying as a INSANE Sonic Fangirl
5. She pulls a hammer out of her ass ALL THE TIME
6. Her face is a epic failure
7. Her voice pisses me off
8. Shes WAYY past GIRLY
9. Shes UGLY
10. SHE IS NOT AS PRETTY AS ANY OTHER SONIC GIRL AND SHE NEVER WILL BE!!!!!
I rest my case. XD
Kenya: *too shock to say anything*
Shadow: u look scared sweet heart
Kenya: dont call me that Shade
Shadow: fine but quit calling Shade
Kenya: *turns to him and turns to the perv scourge*
Scourge:hi Kenya u look nice in that skirt *smiles evil*
Kenya: shut up perv before i claw your eyes out with my bear claws
Scourge: u wont do that u love me come on baby *moves closer to her*
Kenya: *slaps him *u touch me i get to blow your brains out
Scourge: good hit for a girl *kisses her cheek*
Kenya: *turns into a kangaroo and super kicks him* dont miss with the princess
Scourge: *rubs where he was hit*u want me one day b****
Kenya: *brings out a knife*who u calling the b**** i cut your d*** off
Scourge:no i leave u
Kenya: good boy *walks over to shadow smirking*what
Shadow: o nothing princess *kisses her cheek*
Kenya: *blushes*
Shadow: u look scared sweet heart
Kenya: dont call me that Shade
Shadow: fine but quit calling Shade
Kenya: *turns to him and turns to the perv scourge*
Scourge:hi Kenya u look nice in that skirt *smiles evil*
Kenya: shut up perv before i claw your eyes out with my bear claws
Scourge: u wont do that u love me come on baby *moves closer to her*
Kenya: *slaps him *u touch me i get to blow your brains out
Scourge: good hit for a girl *kisses her cheek*
Kenya: *turns into a kangaroo and super kicks him* dont miss with the princess
Scourge: *rubs where he was hit*u want me one day b****
Kenya: *brings out a knife*who u calling the b**** i cut your d*** off
Scourge:no i leave u
Kenya: good boy *walks over to shadow smirking*what
Shadow: o nothing princess *kisses her cheek*
Kenya: *blushes*
the glow was headed towards the heart of the forest
two miles ahead. i turned around to see that the Eggbots were still on my tail. so i did spin attack and all five fell to there death. i grinned, knowing that i couldn't be defeated.
all of a sudden i felt a warm breeze coming from the north east and a tinny after shock, except without the earthquake. i began to run at super sonic speed towards the heart of the forest. once i got to my destination, i saw a ship of some sort, in the shape of a crystal. and next to the ship there was something.... or someone. it seemed to be...... a... girl a hedgehog girl, just knocked out. i suppose she was the one manning the ship.
she had long beautiful light,golden-brown hair that was layed across the front of her torso. i shook her.
"hello? can you hear me?" i asked
AAAND CUT! once again out of time.please comment! i WILL answer you and your questions if you have any (; O.K I AM OUT!
Shadow and Sonic were walking to the market when
"HELP"Silver screamed from the top of a tree."What are you doing in a tree Silver?"Shadow asked as he pinched his forehead."Well there was this snail and he had a smiley sticker and he scared me,so I ran up this tree and now he's climbing up and I'm to afraid to Jump down."Shadow looked at a snail who had a sticker slowly making his way up the tree."Silver?""YEAH!""YOU'ER A DUMBASS!"Shadow said before walking away."Yeah!Dumbass"Sonic said as he walked away.Just then the snail grew horns,razer sharp teeth,and a spiked ball on his tail."AHHHHHHHHH"Silver screamed as the snail finally got to the top of the tree."MWA HA HA HA HA!"
END!
"HELP"Silver screamed from the top of a tree."What are you doing in a tree Silver?"Shadow asked as he pinched his forehead."Well there was this snail and he had a smiley sticker and he scared me,so I ran up this tree and now he's climbing up and I'm to afraid to Jump down."Shadow looked at a snail who had a sticker slowly making his way up the tree."Silver?""YEAH!""YOU'ER A DUMBASS!"Shadow said before walking away."Yeah!Dumbass"Sonic said as he walked away.Just then the snail grew horns,razer sharp teeth,and a spiked ball on his tail."AHHHHHHHHH"Silver screamed as the snail finally got to the top of the tree."MWA HA HA HA HA!"
END!
"Ahh! Stupid tree!" Midnight said as she stumbled her way through the forest. She looked around at all the trees surrounding the strange zigzag path. They had to be atleast a couple hundred meters tall. There were a bunch of planks and catwalks and ladders and pulley systems inbetween the trees. But the place seemed pretty vacant; it had been that way since she first fell upon the strange floating island, but she could tell. It was very different from Angel Island. She walked on the path. "I'm going nowhere coming from nowhere!" she said to herself. "I guess there's no point in- hey!" she said as she tripped on an upped root and tumbled down the steep side of the hill. "Oh. god dammit..." she said getting up and rubbing her head. She looked back up at the hill and sighed. "No point at all..." she said as she plopped down on the ground and fell asleep.