I need to let this shit off...I just need to. This is also for the motherfuckers that don't know where I'm coming from with this. I am NOT a rich kid that gets whatever he wants whenever he wants. I'm almost the exact opposite of that crap. I need to explain how I got to the way I am...It won't be a very good autobiography, I'll keep it pretty short and sweet. This is all I know from vague or not memories and other sources...
I was born in Chicago, Illinois. My mother was a teenage prostitute...and my father was a foreign exchange student from some fucking place in the U.K. Fuck if I know exactly where. I can remember the old house of that blonde whore's mother. My grandmother despised me with the passion of millions of Mel Gibsons. I was a mistake, and I think we know how I was conceived, now don't we? I stayed with them for two years before my mother gave me away, not to an adoption agency, but illegally to a family with enough problems. Allow me to explain what had happened to these people, their child had died in the womb late during the pregnancy, so they took me in to fill the void of the death. I did not have my own birth certificate, but they contacted their doctor and my godfather in Mexico, explained it all to him and made me a fake birth certificate, saying I was born on January 30Th, 1998, which was my second birthday. I was born on 1996, but since that wasn't quite an option to do, they had to take 1998. The man I had called father was an abusive chain-smoking alcoholic and the woman I called mother was addicted to prescription drugs. They divorced around when I was 6...
Fast forward now. I'm a 7 year old surrounded by 5 year olds in kindergarten. I was way smarter than all of these children due to it, and my teachers thought I was some sort of fucking prodigy, but I am the exact opposite. I was also a little bloody deviant, I used to play everyone for fools and take anger out on other people, so I didn't have many friends. As I grew older, I started to notice more and more about the world around me, and how it works. I slowly figured out how awful and horrible it is. by the time I was 13 I started to hate everything because of it. I despised all of the world's hatred and misery, which made me get into depression. I started getting paranoid at this point, because I did truly believe people were out to bring me down to their awful level or misery.
Let's go onto my life online here...I started to be ignorant at this point due to all the disgusting things I saw in life, and that got me off my first account. It was terminated. I came back later with this account. I had some good friends...mostly bad ones, but some were good. First...there was Midna...We had a rocky relationship...it was uninteresting and boring to me...So I cheated. Yes, I admit it. I cheated on Midna. It wasn't too big...I admit. It was more sexual than anything with others... So she left me, for a guy she said she would never date, then dumped him and discarded him like a mere toy.
Then...there was Akemi...She made me really happy, she was the opposite of Midna, she was interesting and exciting, but a fucking moron! I hate idiots...and she was no exception. I was honest with her, in fact...she was the person I was cheating on Midna with. But, she was a lying whore. I broke up with her for being stupid...which isn't a very good thing...especially when I was kinda still dating her when I was with Seuris...But, I never considered us to be in a real relationship...The feeling was best friends with Akemi...
Now, I think I should just scatter my thoughts right here. First of all, my illnesses...I currently have are as follows.
Minor Scoliosis- Slight hunchback...
Oral Herpes- Fever blisters have a party in my mouth...
Schizophrenia- I'm fucking crazy...
Zane Luxuria Zenon is a self-proclaimed name...The fake name on my birth certificate is awful and unoriginal, so I'll leave it at that. Keep calling me Zane, it's my fucking name.
I know I'm the most vain bastard on the Earth for making this wretched thing...It's not even an autobiography.
I also have anger management issues...just to let you know.
I also suffer from alter ego consumption, I basically am Horn, Coro, Lucifer and the others...I won't go into depth, but it's been like this for 12 years.
I am Zane Luxuria Zenon.
I am living in Chicago.
I am 15 years old.
I am messed up.
I am recognising I am damaged
...&...
I am not giving a fuck.
I was born in Chicago, Illinois. My mother was a teenage prostitute...and my father was a foreign exchange student from some fucking place in the U.K. Fuck if I know exactly where. I can remember the old house of that blonde whore's mother. My grandmother despised me with the passion of millions of Mel Gibsons. I was a mistake, and I think we know how I was conceived, now don't we? I stayed with them for two years before my mother gave me away, not to an adoption agency, but illegally to a family with enough problems. Allow me to explain what had happened to these people, their child had died in the womb late during the pregnancy, so they took me in to fill the void of the death. I did not have my own birth certificate, but they contacted their doctor and my godfather in Mexico, explained it all to him and made me a fake birth certificate, saying I was born on January 30Th, 1998, which was my second birthday. I was born on 1996, but since that wasn't quite an option to do, they had to take 1998. The man I had called father was an abusive chain-smoking alcoholic and the woman I called mother was addicted to prescription drugs. They divorced around when I was 6...
Fast forward now. I'm a 7 year old surrounded by 5 year olds in kindergarten. I was way smarter than all of these children due to it, and my teachers thought I was some sort of fucking prodigy, but I am the exact opposite. I was also a little bloody deviant, I used to play everyone for fools and take anger out on other people, so I didn't have many friends. As I grew older, I started to notice more and more about the world around me, and how it works. I slowly figured out how awful and horrible it is. by the time I was 13 I started to hate everything because of it. I despised all of the world's hatred and misery, which made me get into depression. I started getting paranoid at this point, because I did truly believe people were out to bring me down to their awful level or misery.
Let's go onto my life online here...I started to be ignorant at this point due to all the disgusting things I saw in life, and that got me off my first account. It was terminated. I came back later with this account. I had some good friends...mostly bad ones, but some were good. First...there was Midna...We had a rocky relationship...it was uninteresting and boring to me...So I cheated. Yes, I admit it. I cheated on Midna. It wasn't too big...I admit. It was more sexual than anything with others... So she left me, for a guy she said she would never date, then dumped him and discarded him like a mere toy.
Then...there was Akemi...She made me really happy, she was the opposite of Midna, she was interesting and exciting, but a fucking moron! I hate idiots...and she was no exception. I was honest with her, in fact...she was the person I was cheating on Midna with. But, she was a lying whore. I broke up with her for being stupid...which isn't a very good thing...especially when I was kinda still dating her when I was with Seuris...But, I never considered us to be in a real relationship...The feeling was best friends with Akemi...
Now, I think I should just scatter my thoughts right here. First of all, my illnesses...I currently have are as follows.
Minor Scoliosis- Slight hunchback...
Oral Herpes- Fever blisters have a party in my mouth...
Schizophrenia- I'm fucking crazy...
Zane Luxuria Zenon is a self-proclaimed name...The fake name on my birth certificate is awful and unoriginal, so I'll leave it at that. Keep calling me Zane, it's my fucking name.
I know I'm the most vain bastard on the Earth for making this wretched thing...It's not even an autobiography.
I also have anger management issues...just to let you know.
I also suffer from alter ego consumption, I basically am Horn, Coro, Lucifer and the others...I won't go into depth, but it's been like this for 12 years.
I am Zane Luxuria Zenon.
I am living in Chicago.
I am 15 years old.
I am messed up.
I am recognising I am damaged
...&...
I am not giving a fuck.
Allignment:Opponent to Ally
Power:Ice,Snow,Wind and Hail
Weapons Used:Bows and Arrows,Claw,Sword,Rapier,Blade,Mace,Ankh,Piece,Naginata and Scythe.
Battle Difficulty:Extremely Very Hard.
Battle Describes:Tricky,Fast,Strength,Powerful and Very,Very hard to trap and/or to defeat.
Power get on Frozen Hydro(Ice,Snow and Hail.) and Cold North(Wind).
Utilities:Condense,Frost,Cold Snap.
Pet:Ice Dragon,Hail Dragon and Snow Dragon.
Pet Description:Tricky,Fast,Powerful,Very hard to kill,large,hard,sharp.
Boreas Attack:Snow Coat,Avalances,ColdCombat,Tornado,IceScissor.Iceberg Shower,Ice Missle,Snow Punch,Hailstorm,Blizzard,Glacier,Tundra,Hail Slash,Cold Swing,IcebergMeteor.Create Snow Monsters.Gel Surf.Comet Ball.Comet Ball Duo.Infinity Comet,Super Counter Attack(Counters Range and Melee atacks)Death Sythe.
Power:Ice,Snow,Wind and Hail
Weapons Used:Bows and Arrows,Claw,Sword,Rapier,Blade,Mace,Ankh,Piece,Naginata and Scythe.
Battle Difficulty:Extremely Very Hard.
Battle Describes:Tricky,Fast,Strength,Powerful and Very,Very hard to trap and/or to defeat.
Power get on Frozen Hydro(Ice,Snow and Hail.) and Cold North(Wind).
Utilities:Condense,Frost,Cold Snap.
Pet:Ice Dragon,Hail Dragon and Snow Dragon.
Pet Description:Tricky,Fast,Powerful,Very hard to kill,large,hard,sharp.
Boreas Attack:Snow Coat,Avalances,ColdCombat,Tornado,IceScissor.Iceberg Shower,Ice Missle,Snow Punch,Hailstorm,Blizzard,Glacier,Tundra,Hail Slash,Cold Swing,IcebergMeteor.Create Snow Monsters.Gel Surf.Comet Ball.Comet Ball Duo.Infinity Comet,Super Counter Attack(Counters Range and Melee atacks)Death Sythe.
Tell me if you see MS qualities in this new character.
Name-Festus Pyre
Age-28
Birth date-796 6CE*(1996)
*aging increased due to interdimensional travel*
Birthplace- San Fransisco, California
Eyes- brown
Hair- red
FATAL FLAWS-
is considered an outcast. Has ADHD and can rarely focus, and has shattered personalities due to a car crash when he was young.
Talents-
none of relevance to society. Can smith metal, but is mediocre at best.
Friends-
his only friend died in the car crash aforementioned.
Enemies-
most of the school. Most notable are the snooty twins "Maryland and Danithan Suella" the two have supposedly nothing wrong with their life.
Family- adoptive parent Robyn Nera. Did I mention the car crash? It was bad.
Other Notes- has created a fantasy world called "Nimea", often wishes it was true. Has suspicions, but cannot prove it. Robyn is very lazy and forces him to do everything for her. His old family was abusive too.
DID TACO MAKE GARY SUE?
TELL MEEEE!
Name-Festus Pyre
Age-28
Birth date-796 6CE*(1996)
*aging increased due to interdimensional travel*
Birthplace- San Fransisco, California
Eyes- brown
Hair- red
FATAL FLAWS-
is considered an outcast. Has ADHD and can rarely focus, and has shattered personalities due to a car crash when he was young.
Talents-
none of relevance to society. Can smith metal, but is mediocre at best.
Friends-
his only friend died in the car crash aforementioned.
Enemies-
most of the school. Most notable are the snooty twins "Maryland and Danithan Suella" the two have supposedly nothing wrong with their life.
Family- adoptive parent Robyn Nera. Did I mention the car crash? It was bad.
Other Notes- has created a fantasy world called "Nimea", often wishes it was true. Has suspicions, but cannot prove it. Robyn is very lazy and forces him to do everything for her. His old family was abusive too.
DID TACO MAKE GARY SUE?
TELL MEEEE!
This is Rachel in her ordinary human form. she always wore attire that would suit an adventure, just incase her life took an exciting turn.
