{these fanfics were only good around easter cuz i had lots of chocolate to eat and inspire me}
IF U HAVE NOT READ CHAPTER 1-13 DONT READ THIS
(this is in whispers point of view) i am so scared. i dont know where i am. mr. fluffy blue hair and captain darky knight brought me to a castle but it isnt like the princess castles like in the stories big sissy arc told me. no way its a dump. its all black and red and dull icky. so captain darky knight brings me to a big dark throne room with a big stain shiney glass window with a pic of a broken in half black heart like the coat of arms on their shields and armor and stuff. so he takes me in to the throne room and sits me in a chair in front of the alter and mr. fluffy blue hair comes down from the throne and uses his necklace to tie me to the chair. his necklace is just like big brother tuesdays blacky magic necklace. the one with the cross that sends off dark signals. he stomps his big black boot on my chair and screams at me "NOW TELL MY RABIT WHERE IS MY MOTHER?!" "mr. fluffy hair wat r wu talking bout? wu talk crazy wu know" i answered "AWNSWER ME CHILD STOP LYING USE YER AURA SERKIN POWERS TO FIND HER SHE ISNT DEAD I KNOW" he asked again "lord mayb the rabit girl is unaware of her ability just yet" said the dakry knigght. "perhaps then i shall teach her" mr. fluffy hair said. "alright child the power we r speaking of is a aura seeking power that enables u to find anyone anywhere even if they r dead just by touching something important t them and so we shall test this pwower out for the black spirits say u posese this power and if u do i can set u free and i shall find her and the world will plung into a age of darkness MWHAHAHAHA!!!" wow mr. fluffy hair sure is full of hiself and just loves hearing himself talk, fat head. "SHADOW MOB bring mothers amulet" fluuffy shouts and the knight runs off and brings back a case and opens it and gives the blood red amulet to fluffy. "now to test this ability of yers rabit" he says as he is bout put the amulet around my neck but i am fast so i kick him in the kiwis and knocks him dont and yells "WAAAHHH FLUFFY HAIR YER MEAN STOP CALLING ME WABIT IMA BUNNIE NOTTA WABIT AND IM NOTTA CHILD IMA 5 YEARS WOLD (still a child) IM GONNA CALL THE POLICE AND REPORT CHILD ABUSE TYING ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCING ME TO USE A POWER THAT I JUST FOUND ME HAD THIS IS CHILD ABUSE U TWO HAF TO GO TO JAIL!!" "SILENCE CHILD U WILL DO WAT I SAY OR ILL BLOW UP YER FRIENDS" he yells and shoots some black cloud from his necklace and covers my mouth and puts his mothers amulet around my neck. i feel like something shot through my head and i see a image of a blood red heart bottle in a dark room at the end of a hall way. then i scream breaking the cover cloud "YOUR MOTHER IS TRAPPED IN A BOTTLE IN LORD VALICES CASTLE!!!!!" i didnt even say that my "power" controlled me. "good girl u can go free once she is free" fluffy hair says petting my head "soon mistress ignasia will b free and the world will enter a new world of darkness" i just realized wat i has just done, i told fluffy hair the spot where the worlds most dangerous treat is hidden oh no
IF U HAVE NOT READ CHAPTER 1-13 DONT READ THIS
(this is in whispers point of view) i am so scared. i dont know where i am. mr. fluffy blue hair and captain darky knight brought me to a castle but it isnt like the princess castles like in the stories big sissy arc told me. no way its a dump. its all black and red and dull icky. so captain darky knight brings me to a big dark throne room with a big stain shiney glass window with a pic of a broken in half black heart like the coat of arms on their shields and armor and stuff. so he takes me in to the throne room and sits me in a chair in front of the alter and mr. fluffy blue hair comes down from the throne and uses his necklace to tie me to the chair. his necklace is just like big brother tuesdays blacky magic necklace. the one with the cross that sends off dark signals. he stomps his big black boot on my chair and screams at me "NOW TELL MY RABIT WHERE IS MY MOTHER?!" "mr. fluffy hair wat r wu talking bout? wu talk crazy wu know" i answered "AWNSWER ME CHILD STOP LYING USE YER AURA SERKIN POWERS TO FIND HER SHE ISNT DEAD I KNOW" he asked again "lord mayb the rabit girl is unaware of her ability just yet" said the dakry knigght. "perhaps then i shall teach her" mr. fluffy hair said. "alright child the power we r speaking of is a aura seeking power that enables u to find anyone anywhere even if they r dead just by touching something important t them and so we shall test this pwower out for the black spirits say u posese this power and if u do i can set u free and i shall find her and the world will plung into a age of darkness MWHAHAHAHA!!!" wow mr. fluffy hair sure is full of hiself and just loves hearing himself talk, fat head. "SHADOW MOB bring mothers amulet" fluuffy shouts and the knight runs off and brings back a case and opens it and gives the blood red amulet to fluffy. "now to test this ability of yers rabit" he says as he is bout put the amulet around my neck but i am fast so i kick him in the kiwis and knocks him dont and yells "WAAAHHH FLUFFY HAIR YER MEAN STOP CALLING ME WABIT IMA BUNNIE NOTTA WABIT AND IM NOTTA CHILD IMA 5 YEARS WOLD (still a child) IM GONNA CALL THE POLICE AND REPORT CHILD ABUSE TYING ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCING ME TO USE A POWER THAT I JUST FOUND ME HAD THIS IS CHILD ABUSE U TWO HAF TO GO TO JAIL!!" "SILENCE CHILD U WILL DO WAT I SAY OR ILL BLOW UP YER FRIENDS" he yells and shoots some black cloud from his necklace and covers my mouth and puts his mothers amulet around my neck. i feel like something shot through my head and i see a image of a blood red heart bottle in a dark room at the end of a hall way. then i scream breaking the cover cloud "YOUR MOTHER IS TRAPPED IN A BOTTLE IN LORD VALICES CASTLE!!!!!" i didnt even say that my "power" controlled me. "good girl u can go free once she is free" fluffy hair says petting my head "soon mistress ignasia will b free and the world will enter a new world of darkness" i just realized wat i has just done, i told fluffy hair the spot where the worlds most dangerous treat is hidden oh no
Name: Moka Purre'
Species: Cat (persian)
Age: 17
Nickname: Cool Cat
Color: Dark purple and magenta
She mainly believes in beauty, charm, looks, and attraction. I guess you could say she is conceited. But that doesn't change the way she is very caring and acts as Kami's guardian. Very responsible.
Name: Kami
Species: Rabbit
Age:14
Nickname: Bipolar Bunny
Color: Cream and light yellow
Strange and highly annoying, mainly because shes bipolar. Her idol is Moka and she is obsessed with Vlad. Has no parents.
Name: Winter Bride
Species: Not sure XD
Age: Not sure
Nickname: Woman in the mist
Color: Creamy misty color
Her beauty and wealth is admired by all. Not much is known behind her.
Name: Koko
Species: Cat (Maine Coon)
Age: 15
Nickname: Choco cat
Color: Chocolate brown
Adopted and not very social. She can be timid but uses her powers as her main weapons.
Species: Cat (persian)
Age: 17
Nickname: Cool Cat
Color: Dark purple and magenta
She mainly believes in beauty, charm, looks, and attraction. I guess you could say she is conceited. But that doesn't change the way she is very caring and acts as Kami's guardian. Very responsible.
Name: Kami
Species: Rabbit
Age:14
Nickname: Bipolar Bunny
Color: Cream and light yellow
Strange and highly annoying, mainly because shes bipolar. Her idol is Moka and she is obsessed with Vlad. Has no parents.
Name: Winter Bride
Species: Not sure XD
Age: Not sure
Nickname: Woman in the mist
Color: Creamy misty color
Her beauty and wealth is admired by all. Not much is known behind her.
Name: Koko
Species: Cat (Maine Coon)
Age: 15
Nickname: Choco cat
Color: Chocolate brown
Adopted and not very social. She can be timid but uses her powers as her main weapons.
Name: slicer
Race: wolf
Sex: male
Age: 20
Aligment: hero
Powers: aura, and speed
speed: with sword 400-700mhp, with out sword 700-1000mhp.
fighting style: he fights with a 900lb sword with a combo of speed and aura.
Attack and special:
Signature: aura force, aura blast, aura exploshin
aura cool down time 1 to 3 hours
Specials: aura sences, aura boost, aura sheal, healing aura, and his hiden power call chaos summons it use three chaos emeralds to let slicer go super and only works when he is in danger
Commend attacks: spin blade, speed blade, dash blade, homeing blade, aura spin dash, aura dash punch, aura slash, speed punch, speed kick, speed slash, claw slash and combo attacks
Chaos power:
3 emerald-super form
7 emerald-chaos form (note this is his hyper form)
7 emeralds+master emerald-nova form (note this is a new form that goes beyone the hyper form)
Race: wolf
Sex: male
Age: 20
Aligment: hero
Powers: aura, and speed
speed: with sword 400-700mhp, with out sword 700-1000mhp.
fighting style: he fights with a 900lb sword with a combo of speed and aura.
Attack and special:
Signature: aura force, aura blast, aura exploshin
aura cool down time 1 to 3 hours
Specials: aura sences, aura boost, aura sheal, healing aura, and his hiden power call chaos summons it use three chaos emeralds to let slicer go super and only works when he is in danger
Commend attacks: spin blade, speed blade, dash blade, homeing blade, aura spin dash, aura dash punch, aura slash, speed punch, speed kick, speed slash, claw slash and combo attacks
Chaos power:
3 emerald-super form
7 emerald-chaos form (note this is his hyper form)
7 emeralds+master emerald-nova form (note this is a new form that goes beyone the hyper form)
clarece: today we are going to cook...bourbon chicken sandwitch well lets get started IN medium skillet over medium heat melt peach preseves...
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now or i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT ASS BITCH OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that bitch now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now or i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT ASS BITCH OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that bitch now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
This is actually inspired by an old article I made here about Horn's average day, I remade it and here it is! Enjoy.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt Or Dull Object While Eating Apple Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return Home From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An Apple Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked Or Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt Or Dull Object While Eating Apple Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return Home From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An Apple Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked Or Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, YOU LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” Said HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
By then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, YOU LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” Said HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
By then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/