Sonic Fan Character Profile Creator
Basics
Name: Jenna
Nickname: Jen
If character has one, REAL name: Unknown
Reason for Name(s): Named after her Slave-Master… she didn’t hate the name
Birthdate: supposedly May 3rd
Age currently: 21
Age at beginning of story: 21
Appearance
Species: Bat
Primary Color (Main fur/skin): Grey
Secondary Color (Mouth, chest, ect.): White
Eye-color: Purple
Other Eye-details: She has no pupils, but does have inner-color
Does character have hair?: Yes
(If so, the following)
Color of hair: Brown
Style of hair: Bangs are slightly spikey, and curve downward. Back of hair is short, and bob-cut.
Does character have this type of hair often?: Yes
Height: 4.2
Weight: 60
Scars/Markings (Tattoos, ect.): Slave-Mark on her neck
Distinguishing marks: Mage-Gem implant on her forehead
Body type (Fat, skinny, healthy, fair, ect.) Skinny, tall
Tail?: Yes
If so, how long?: short
Accent: Irish
Nationality: Mercian
Clothing
Head: None
Neck: Red Scarf
Top: Long-sleeved yellowish-tan shirt
Waist: None
Bottom: Dark-Greenish-Tan jeans. Long
Hands: None
Feet: Brown Sneakers
Does character have variations of outfits?: Yes
If so, what?: Unknown
Is there anything special about the character’s clothing (boots, gloves, scarf, ect.)?: She sometimes uses her scarf as a weapon, but that’s it.
Is there a special backstory behind the Clothing?: No
Jewelry?: Yes
If so, where?: Her head.
What?: Mage-Gem
Does jewelry have special properties?: Yes
Is there a special backstory behind the jewelry?: Yes
If so What?: She got it when she was a slave, and it turned her into a mage. She later transformed it to replace her secondary DNA with Magic-Stamina
Items
Weapons?: Yes
If so, what types?: Her Scarf.
Are weapons carrying special properties?: No
Is there a special backstory behind the weapons?: No
Does character use these often?: Yes
Other items: Various Magic Orbs in her apartment/Dorm, that only she can make appear
Is there a special backstory behind these items?: No
Does character have a mode of transportation?: Yes
If so, what, and how many?: Slate-colored thin car
Any pets?: Yes
If so, what type?: Chao
Name of pet?: Minsk
Relationship with pet: She feeds it, but basically ignores it, though it won’t stop following her.
Origin of pet: Talia gave it to her as a birthday present.
Personality
Likes: Peace, Quiet, Reading, when people are smart, Nature, clean-places
Dislikes: Loud noises, large crowds, cheesy people, when people won’t leave her alone
Querks: None
Tendencies: She jumps to conclusions, and sometimes stereotypes people, but will quickly correct self.
Does character have an addiction?: Supposedly
If so, to what?: Everyone says that it’s a drug, but she says it’s not.
Is character friendly?: No
Is character Depressed?: No, but pretty close.
Is character violent?: Not usually, but will be if provoked
Does character enjoy reading a book, playing a physical game, playing a video game, or watching TV?: Reading a book
Was character’s personality different before the story began?: Yes
If so, how?: She was friendlier, and lively
Reactions/Actions
How would character react to a large-mass conflict (Giant robots, super-form evil people)?: “… Crud” Then attack
How would character react to a small-mass conflict (Quarrels, arguments)?: She would try to ignore it, or walk away
If character was offered a large amount of money to kill someone, would they do it?: No.
How does character first approach people?: She walks up casually and says “Hey” no matter how awkward it may seem.
How does character react to being approached?: She will say hi, then either wait for them to continue, or go back to what she was doing.
How would character react to someone complimenting in a flirtatious way?: “Gee thanks *rolls eyes*
How would character react to being teased in a flirtatious way?: Mostly she would roll her eyes, but may chuckle slightly on occasion.
If a complete stranger asked character out, how would they react?: “… Where’s the hidden camera?”
If a friend asked character out, how would they react? “Uh…” Then she would just freeze and not respond.
What would character do if they found a large amount of money on the ground?: -_O… -_-… *shrug* *walks off*
How would character react to someone trying to steal from them?: She would place them in a mage-field, and squeeze until they gave what they stole back.
Greatest source of strength in character's personality (whether s/he sees it as such or not): Patience, Calmness, understanding
Greatest source of weakness in character's personality (whether s/he sees it as such or not): Heartlessness, lack of caring, anti-socialism.
Character's soft spot: Love
Is this soft spot obvious to others?: No
If not, how does character hide it?: She acts bored, and heartless, without emotion.
Biggest vulnerability: Her obliviousness
Which of the 7 deadly sins does character fight (or give into, willingly or not)?
(lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy, pride): Slight pride, and slight sloth
Which of the 7 virtues does your character have (or fight against)?
(chastity, abstinence, leberality, diligence, patience, kindness, humility): Patience, humility
Optimist or pessimist?: Pessimistic
Introvert or extrovert?: Introvert
Drives and motivations?: She’ll basically just do what she’s told, and doesn’t really care other than that
Talents (hidden or not)?: Pantomime… If she sees you watching her Mime, she will kill you.
Extremely skilled at: Protecting, keeping calm
Extremely unskilled at: Noticing things
Mannerisms: *crossed arms* *arms on hips* *leaning backward slightly*
Peculiarities: Tripping
One word character would use to describe self: “Whatever”
One paragraph description of how character would describe self: “I dunno. … An empty core? I don’t exactly have that much of a life.”
What does character consider best physical characteristic?: Her magic
What does character consider worst physical characteristic?: Her obliviousness
Are these realistic assessments? Ues
What four things would CHARACTER most like to change about self? (#1 most important, #2 second most important, etc.)
1. Her origin
2. Her love-life
3. Her personality
4. Her perspective
Skills
Powers
A. – Magic
1. – Elemental
2. – Outward
3. – Inward
B. – Body
1. – Claws on wings
2. – Claws that come out of arms
3. – Claws that come out of feet
4. Regeneration
Elemental powers?: No. Magic has elemental powers, but she does not
Physical skils
1-10
Flexibility: 5
Strength: 5
Speed: 5
Endurance: 7
Mental Skills
1-10
Memory: 4
Text-book knowledge: 10
Street knowledge: 4
Computer knowledge: 4
Other Knowledge: 4
Most recognized Skills
1. Magic
2. Regeneration
3. Claws
4. Mime
Favorites
Color: Grey
Music: Nature
Art (Gory, nature, romantic, ect.): Nature/Romantic
Food: None
Book: The Giver
Quote(s): “There’s only one God, and he doesn’t dress like that” (get this line, and you are awesome)
Actor: Jonny Depp
Historical character: Unknown
Present character: None
Fictional character: Matt (Gathering Blue)
Type of transportation: None
Physical game (Tag, Hide-and-seek, ect.): Hide-and-seek… only because she gets to hide from people more
Video-Game: None
Television show: Sherlock (BBC)
Movie: Sense and Sensibility
Background:
Hometown: Merca (Mercia)
Did character always live there?: No
If not, where else?: Around
Basic summary of character’s life before story began: She was found by a Wizard-Lord named Mevrik, who placed an enchanted collar on her. It did not control her, but she could not use magic without his will, or do anything without his permission/knowledge. She eventually was able to get rid of the collar and escape from him, but he still searches for her.
Family
Does character have parents?: No
If not, how was character created, and by whom?: She doesn’t say
Does character have siblings?: No
Aunts, Uncles, Cousins, Nephews, Nieces: Yes.
Relationship with: Distant
Is there a specific special family member, or members, that character is close to, or is an important part in character’s life?: Yes
If so, who?: Her two Aunts.
Children
Does character have children?: No
Current-life
Job?: She is the special-activities overseer, and defense-line for Mobius Academy.
Does character enjoy job?: Yes, but she doesn’t show it.
Has character had other jobs before this one?: Yes.
If so, what?: Being an executioner
Current-home: Mobius Academy
Does character like current-home?: Not that much
Has Character lived other places before current-home?: Yes
If so, where?: Mevrik’s Keep
Is character wealthy?: No.
People
Who are Character’s friends (If they have any)?: Rynk and Talia are her self-appointed friends, but she has a slight friendliness for Night.
What would character consider a friend to be?: “*shrug* I dunno. A friend?”
Which people have influenced character the most?: Everyone
Who does character openly admire?: No one
Who does character secretly admire?: Slightly she admires Grace in a relative way
Who are character’s enemies?: Mevrik, whoever knows that she’s a mage
Have they always been enemies?: Yes
Is there a story behind the character and their enemies?: Yes
If so, what?: Mevrik was her Slave-Master, and people think that she’s a witch… they aren’t completely wrong
Is character married?: No
If not…
Does character have a crush on someone?: No
Perceptions
How others perceive character
Friend: Bored, but cool
Enemy: Evil or Ignorant
Stranger: … Person… whatever
First impression character makes is: A bored and uncaring one
What happens to change this perception?: The reactions of the people
What do family/friends like most about character?: How she keeps her cool
What do family/friends like least about character?: How robotic she acts
Goals
Immediate goal(s): Live
Long range goal(s): Outlive Mevrik
How does character plan to accomplish goal(s)?: Stay hidden from him
How will other people around character be affected?: He would usually ignore them, but if they get in his way he will eliminate them, though he does not like to harm the innocent.
PROBLEMS/CRISIS
How character react in a crisis (calm/panic/etc.)?: calm
How does character face problems?: She acts before thinking
Kinds of problems character usually runs into: EVERYTHING! Insane academy
How does character react to NEW problems?: “Whoopdeedoo”
How does character react to change?: She doesn’t care
Other-Romance-Information
Past loves: None
Current loves: None
Does character love?: She won’t admit it but yes
Does love know about character?:
Look-up
Where can character story be found (Title and URL)?: Mobius Academy (Restart) link
Is character a main character, side, or background?: Side/Background
Where can picture of character be found?: Sonic Fan Characters club on Fanpop
Sonic- franchise-Information
Does character have contact/relationships with Cannon-characters?: Yes, but very very rarely
Can character achieve a super-form?: Yes
If so, from what, and what type(s)?: Magic-based, Chaos-Energy-based
Does character live on Mobius?: Yes
If so, is it on SEGA or ARCHIE Mobius?: Neither.
Is it in future, past, or present tense?: Futuristic/Present
Does character have blood-relations with cannon-characters?: Yes
If so, who?: Nicole
Other-information-about-character
She’s not just a Bat
Basics
Name: Jenna
Nickname: Jen
If character has one, REAL name: Unknown
Reason for Name(s): Named after her Slave-Master… she didn’t hate the name
Birthdate: supposedly May 3rd
Age currently: 21
Age at beginning of story: 21
Appearance
Species: Bat
Primary Color (Main fur/skin): Grey
Secondary Color (Mouth, chest, ect.): White
Eye-color: Purple
Other Eye-details: She has no pupils, but does have inner-color
Does character have hair?: Yes
(If so, the following)
Color of hair: Brown
Style of hair: Bangs are slightly spikey, and curve downward. Back of hair is short, and bob-cut.
Does character have this type of hair often?: Yes
Height: 4.2
Weight: 60
Scars/Markings (Tattoos, ect.): Slave-Mark on her neck
Distinguishing marks: Mage-Gem implant on her forehead
Body type (Fat, skinny, healthy, fair, ect.) Skinny, tall
Tail?: Yes
If so, how long?: short
Accent: Irish
Nationality: Mercian
Clothing
Head: None
Neck: Red Scarf
Top: Long-sleeved yellowish-tan shirt
Waist: None
Bottom: Dark-Greenish-Tan jeans. Long
Hands: None
Feet: Brown Sneakers
Does character have variations of outfits?: Yes
If so, what?: Unknown
Is there anything special about the character’s clothing (boots, gloves, scarf, ect.)?: She sometimes uses her scarf as a weapon, but that’s it.
Is there a special backstory behind the Clothing?: No
Jewelry?: Yes
If so, where?: Her head.
What?: Mage-Gem
Does jewelry have special properties?: Yes
Is there a special backstory behind the jewelry?: Yes
If so What?: She got it when she was a slave, and it turned her into a mage. She later transformed it to replace her secondary DNA with Magic-Stamina
Items
Weapons?: Yes
If so, what types?: Her Scarf.
Are weapons carrying special properties?: No
Is there a special backstory behind the weapons?: No
Does character use these often?: Yes
Other items: Various Magic Orbs in her apartment/Dorm, that only she can make appear
Is there a special backstory behind these items?: No
Does character have a mode of transportation?: Yes
If so, what, and how many?: Slate-colored thin car
Any pets?: Yes
If so, what type?: Chao
Name of pet?: Minsk
Relationship with pet: She feeds it, but basically ignores it, though it won’t stop following her.
Origin of pet: Talia gave it to her as a birthday present.
Personality
Likes: Peace, Quiet, Reading, when people are smart, Nature, clean-places
Dislikes: Loud noises, large crowds, cheesy people, when people won’t leave her alone
Querks: None
Tendencies: She jumps to conclusions, and sometimes stereotypes people, but will quickly correct self.
Does character have an addiction?: Supposedly
If so, to what?: Everyone says that it’s a drug, but she says it’s not.
Is character friendly?: No
Is character Depressed?: No, but pretty close.
Is character violent?: Not usually, but will be if provoked
Does character enjoy reading a book, playing a physical game, playing a video game, or watching TV?: Reading a book
Was character’s personality different before the story began?: Yes
If so, how?: She was friendlier, and lively
Reactions/Actions
How would character react to a large-mass conflict (Giant robots, super-form evil people)?: “… Crud” Then attack
How would character react to a small-mass conflict (Quarrels, arguments)?: She would try to ignore it, or walk away
If character was offered a large amount of money to kill someone, would they do it?: No.
How does character first approach people?: She walks up casually and says “Hey” no matter how awkward it may seem.
How does character react to being approached?: She will say hi, then either wait for them to continue, or go back to what she was doing.
How would character react to someone complimenting in a flirtatious way?: “Gee thanks *rolls eyes*
How would character react to being teased in a flirtatious way?: Mostly she would roll her eyes, but may chuckle slightly on occasion.
If a complete stranger asked character out, how would they react?: “… Where’s the hidden camera?”
If a friend asked character out, how would they react? “Uh…” Then she would just freeze and not respond.
What would character do if they found a large amount of money on the ground?: -_O… -_-… *shrug* *walks off*
How would character react to someone trying to steal from them?: She would place them in a mage-field, and squeeze until they gave what they stole back.
Greatest source of strength in character's personality (whether s/he sees it as such or not): Patience, Calmness, understanding
Greatest source of weakness in character's personality (whether s/he sees it as such or not): Heartlessness, lack of caring, anti-socialism.
Character's soft spot: Love
Is this soft spot obvious to others?: No
If not, how does character hide it?: She acts bored, and heartless, without emotion.
Biggest vulnerability: Her obliviousness
Which of the 7 deadly sins does character fight (or give into, willingly or not)?
(lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy, pride): Slight pride, and slight sloth
Which of the 7 virtues does your character have (or fight against)?
(chastity, abstinence, leberality, diligence, patience, kindness, humility): Patience, humility
Optimist or pessimist?: Pessimistic
Introvert or extrovert?: Introvert
Drives and motivations?: She’ll basically just do what she’s told, and doesn’t really care other than that
Talents (hidden or not)?: Pantomime… If she sees you watching her Mime, she will kill you.
Extremely skilled at: Protecting, keeping calm
Extremely unskilled at: Noticing things
Mannerisms: *crossed arms* *arms on hips* *leaning backward slightly*
Peculiarities: Tripping
One word character would use to describe self: “Whatever”
One paragraph description of how character would describe self: “I dunno. … An empty core? I don’t exactly have that much of a life.”
What does character consider best physical characteristic?: Her magic
What does character consider worst physical characteristic?: Her obliviousness
Are these realistic assessments? Ues
What four things would CHARACTER most like to change about self? (#1 most important, #2 second most important, etc.)
1. Her origin
2. Her love-life
3. Her personality
4. Her perspective
Skills
Powers
A. – Magic
1. – Elemental
2. – Outward
3. – Inward
B. – Body
1. – Claws on wings
2. – Claws that come out of arms
3. – Claws that come out of feet
4. Regeneration
Elemental powers?: No. Magic has elemental powers, but she does not
Physical skils
1-10
Flexibility: 5
Strength: 5
Speed: 5
Endurance: 7
Mental Skills
1-10
Memory: 4
Text-book knowledge: 10
Street knowledge: 4
Computer knowledge: 4
Other Knowledge: 4
Most recognized Skills
1. Magic
2. Regeneration
3. Claws
4. Mime
Favorites
Color: Grey
Music: Nature
Art (Gory, nature, romantic, ect.): Nature/Romantic
Food: None
Book: The Giver
Quote(s): “There’s only one God, and he doesn’t dress like that” (get this line, and you are awesome)
Actor: Jonny Depp
Historical character: Unknown
Present character: None
Fictional character: Matt (Gathering Blue)
Type of transportation: None
Physical game (Tag, Hide-and-seek, ect.): Hide-and-seek… only because she gets to hide from people more
Video-Game: None
Television show: Sherlock (BBC)
Movie: Sense and Sensibility
Background:
Hometown: Merca (Mercia)
Did character always live there?: No
If not, where else?: Around
Basic summary of character’s life before story began: She was found by a Wizard-Lord named Mevrik, who placed an enchanted collar on her. It did not control her, but she could not use magic without his will, or do anything without his permission/knowledge. She eventually was able to get rid of the collar and escape from him, but he still searches for her.
Family
Does character have parents?: No
If not, how was character created, and by whom?: She doesn’t say
Does character have siblings?: No
Aunts, Uncles, Cousins, Nephews, Nieces: Yes.
Relationship with: Distant
Is there a specific special family member, or members, that character is close to, or is an important part in character’s life?: Yes
If so, who?: Her two Aunts.
Children
Does character have children?: No
Current-life
Job?: She is the special-activities overseer, and defense-line for Mobius Academy.
Does character enjoy job?: Yes, but she doesn’t show it.
Has character had other jobs before this one?: Yes.
If so, what?: Being an executioner
Current-home: Mobius Academy
Does character like current-home?: Not that much
Has Character lived other places before current-home?: Yes
If so, where?: Mevrik’s Keep
Is character wealthy?: No.
People
Who are Character’s friends (If they have any)?: Rynk and Talia are her self-appointed friends, but she has a slight friendliness for Night.
What would character consider a friend to be?: “*shrug* I dunno. A friend?”
Which people have influenced character the most?: Everyone
Who does character openly admire?: No one
Who does character secretly admire?: Slightly she admires Grace in a relative way
Who are character’s enemies?: Mevrik, whoever knows that she’s a mage
Have they always been enemies?: Yes
Is there a story behind the character and their enemies?: Yes
If so, what?: Mevrik was her Slave-Master, and people think that she’s a witch… they aren’t completely wrong
Is character married?: No
If not…
Does character have a crush on someone?: No
Perceptions
How others perceive character
Friend: Bored, but cool
Enemy: Evil or Ignorant
Stranger: … Person… whatever
First impression character makes is: A bored and uncaring one
What happens to change this perception?: The reactions of the people
What do family/friends like most about character?: How she keeps her cool
What do family/friends like least about character?: How robotic she acts
Goals
Immediate goal(s): Live
Long range goal(s): Outlive Mevrik
How does character plan to accomplish goal(s)?: Stay hidden from him
How will other people around character be affected?: He would usually ignore them, but if they get in his way he will eliminate them, though he does not like to harm the innocent.
PROBLEMS/CRISIS
How character react in a crisis (calm/panic/etc.)?: calm
How does character face problems?: She acts before thinking
Kinds of problems character usually runs into: EVERYTHING! Insane academy
How does character react to NEW problems?: “Whoopdeedoo”
How does character react to change?: She doesn’t care
Other-Romance-Information
Past loves: None
Current loves: None
Does character love?: She won’t admit it but yes
Does love know about character?:
Look-up
Where can character story be found (Title and URL)?: Mobius Academy (Restart) link
Is character a main character, side, or background?: Side/Background
Where can picture of character be found?: Sonic Fan Characters club on Fanpop
Sonic- franchise-Information
Does character have contact/relationships with Cannon-characters?: Yes, but very very rarely
Can character achieve a super-form?: Yes
If so, from what, and what type(s)?: Magic-based, Chaos-Energy-based
Does character live on Mobius?: Yes
If so, is it on SEGA or ARCHIE Mobius?: Neither.
Is it in future, past, or present tense?: Futuristic/Present
Does character have blood-relations with cannon-characters?: Yes
If so, who?: Nicole
Other-information-about-character
She’s not just a Bat
clarece: today we are going to cook...bourbon chicken sandwitch well lets get started IN medium skillet over medium heat melt peach preseves...
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now or i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT ASS BITCH OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that bitch now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now or i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT ASS BITCH OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that bitch now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
This is actually inspired by an old article I made here about Horn's average day, I remade it and here it is! Enjoy.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt Or Dull Object While Eating Apple Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return Home From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An Apple Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked Or Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt Or Dull Object While Eating Apple Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return Home From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An Apple Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked Or Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, YOU LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” Said HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
By then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, YOU LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” Said HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
By then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/