The Hunger Games Article: Haymitch Abernathy Profile Page

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posted by pasdoll

*In case you don't remember, Chaff is one of Haymitch's best friends and was one of the tributes in the 75th Hunger Games*

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Haymitch Abernathy Profile Page

Name: Can't remember.

Age: Have no idea.

Home: Somewhere in North America.

Current location: In a dumpster.

Interested in: Drinking and sleeping.

In a relationship: Keep my options open.

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Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:09PM

'Keep your options open'? For what? It's not like someone will take a guy who's constantly drunk like you.

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:11PM

Ah, Effie. Always knows how to make a guy suffer.

Chaff: January 24th 18:12PM

That's what women are best at.

- Haymitch Abernathy, Gale Hawthorne and Cato The Sexy Buffalo Like this.

Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:13PM

How can you even write on the computer, Chaff? You only have one arm.

Chaff: January 24th 18:16PM

One letter at a time, babe. One letter at a time.

Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:17PM

I bet you were drunk while writing your profile, Haymitch.

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:19PM

You know me so well.

Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:20PM

Oh please, I bet he's drunk right now.

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:24PM

*Giggle* *Hiccup* Banana!

Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:25PM

Told you.

Cato The Sexy Buffalo: January 24th 18:26PM

What are you doing in a dumpster?

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:26PM

I'm baking a cake.

Cato The Sexy Buffalo: January 24th 18:26PM

?

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:27PM

Yeah, this sentence doesn't have the same effect without the sarcastic tone.

Gale Hawthorne: January 24th 18:28PM

But there aren't any dumpsters in District Twelve.

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:29PM

So how come I'm lying in a place filled with garbage?

Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:30PM

Ahh, Haymitch? That's your garden.

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:33PM

*looks around* Oh. Right. Hey, I can see you staring at me through your window! *Waving enthusiastically*

Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:34PM

Yeah… That's Peeta.

- Gale Hawthorne, Cato The Sexy Buffalo, Chaff and Effie Trinket Like this.

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:35PM

Oh. He really needs to cut his hair. It's starting to get confusing.

- Gale Hawthorne and Cato The Sexy Buffalo Like this.

Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:37PM

You should really stop drinking.

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:39PM

And you should really stop wearing those hideous clothes of yours. You look like a circus freak on drugs.

- Katniss Everdeen, Gale Hawthorne, Chaff and Cato The Sexy Buffalo Like this.

Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:40PM

See how bad he treats me! I don't understand why people think it's a good idea to pair us up in fanfiction.

Chaff: January 24th 18:41PM

At least people write about you! I don't even think people know who I am! *sob sob*

Effie Trinket: January 24th 18:42PM

There there.

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:44PM

Why is this monkey walking towards me?

Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:45PM

That's Greasy Sae.

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:47PM

Oh. She really needs to shave.

Cato The Sexy Buffalo: January 24th 18:48PM

You know, now I'm curious. I want to know what Greasy Sae looks like!

Gale Hawthorne: January 24th 18:48PM

No, you don't. Believe me.

Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:49PM

Gale! That's really not nice of you!

Gale Hawthorne: January 24th 18:50PM

I'm just bad like that. *wink wink*

Katniss Everdeen: January 24th 18:52PM

*blink blink*

Haymitch Abernathy: January 24th 18:55PM

... ejfoajf … afhoaifa … laihfah … HARRY POTTER! … jwopaod ...

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KateKicksAss Lol! That's awesome!

MewMewSecrets "*giggle* *hiccup* Banana!" was my favorite part. XD

Fawniex3 XDD Waving enthusiasticlly. hats always fun to do

ErnieHannah333 LOL! Cato's name is hilarious xD And I would totally say Haymitch's last post.. random letters and then HARRY POTTER! xD

flabaloobalah that explains dobby and the sock on peetas wall

Fruit_Cake HARRY POTTER! And I'm keeping my options open for crazy drunk dudes

prim17luvr101 god i love drunken Haymitch! <3 HARRY POTTER

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Haymitch Abernathy

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Jennifer in Seventeen

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HG!

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FIRST PART OF CATCHING FIRE DRAFT SCRIPT

posted by Domilie4ever

CATCHING FIRE

Written by Simon Beaufoy

Based on the novel by Suzanne Collins

Second Draft, May 12th, 2012

FADE IN:
We focus onto what appears an abandoned battle field.

Streets are littered with broken glass shatters, turned over
dumpsters, trash and other debris of buildings. The aftermath
of a riot.

DISTRICT 8.

INT. DISTRICT 8 BUILDING- DAY

Even inside, the rioters have done their job. The destroyed
room is framed by smashed in windows, words and other
graffiti soak in on the walls. Small flames of fire arise
from different areas.

The beginnings of an Uprising.

CATCHING FIRE

FADE OUT.

EXT. DISTRICT 12 WOODS-...

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The hunger games movie mistakes

posted by randomgirl3000

Factual error: At the beginning of the scene where Katniss fights Clove after getting the backpack with Peeta's medicine, Clove throws a knife at her, and it cuts her forehead. If someone gets even a tiny scratch on his/her forehead it bleeds a lot, so a cut this big should at least blind Katniss with all the blood pouring from it (as the book says). But after struggling and running for her life, there's not a single drop of blood on her, and when Peeta rubs the medicine on her forehead, it is as if the wound was days old.

Continuity: When Katniss, Peeta and Cato are on top of the Cornucopia,...

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Hunger Games Parody - Starships - Careers

posted by asthesunsetss

Let's volenteer, up here, when they call the names.
We've ,trained, for this special day.
drinks, clink, when were on the train,
The capitol is where we'll be in a few days.
The show, we'll own, dont care what they say,
We, win, every single day.
districts 1, 2, 4 are you ready to play?
It's career time up in these games.

We're on the floor, floor, our stylists fading away.
Hear the crowd, roar, roar, we're on our way.
our platforms raise, raise, onto the arena today.
It's time, time, for the hunger games.

Careers, we're built to win.
Expensive, we kill kids.
No mercy, in our eyes.
Go home, with fame and...

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Caesar Flickerman profile page

posted by pasdoll

Caesar Flickerman profile page

Name: The one and only – Caesar Flickerman! *applause*

Age: Ninety seven. God bless the plastic surgeries :D

Home: Living with granny in the Capitol.

Current location: In my room :P

Interested in: Interviewing people, asking questions, plastic surgeries, make up, the hunger games.

In a relationship: No. But I have granny with me, and that's all I need.

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Caesar Flickerman: 3rd April 19:56PM

Greetings everyone, and welcome to Caesar Flickerman's profile...

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Another Hunger Games Inspired Sonnet

posted by naf10123

Eleven's Twelve

Deep in the trees, in the midst of their Games,
We stood together: a pact, a team, friends.
Your presence revived me, weakened my pains,
Brought back who I was outside of their lens.

Yet now I lay with you, knowing you’re gone
Watching your innocence fade from your eyes.
As a parting wish, I whisper a song,
A hymn that follows your soul as it dies.

Your eyes flicker shut, your breath is now gone,
Yet your soul echoes throughout the vast wood,
Filling these desolate trees with a song;
And through my tears I stand where you once stood,

Holding a young girl whom I barely knew,
Eleven’s tribute, forever my Rue.

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The Hanging Tree

posted by kathrinapetrova

Are you, are you
Coming to the tree
Where they strung up a man they say murdered three.
Strange things did happen here
No stranger would it be
If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree.

Are you, are you
Coming to the tree
Where the dead man called out for his love to flee.
Strange things did happen here
No stranger would it be
If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree.

Are you, are you
Coming to the tree
Where I told you to run so we’d both be free.
Strange things did happen here
No stranger would it be
If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree.

Are you, are you
Coming to the tree
Wear a necklace of rope, side by side with me.
Strange things did happen here
No stranger would it be
If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree

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Rue's last song

posted by SBKITT1

this is what rue herd last: Deep in the meadow, under the willow A bed of grass, a soft green pillow Lay down your head, and close your sleepy eyes And when again they open, the sun will rise.
Here it's safe, here it's warm
Here the daisies guard you from every harm
Here your dreams are sweet and tomorrow brings
them true
Here is the place where I love you.
Deep in the meadow, hidden far away
A cloak of leaves, a moonbeam ray
Forget your woes and let your troubles lay
And when again it's morning, they'll wash away.

Here your dreams are sweet and tomorrow brings
them true
Here is the place where I...

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Why HG isn't the New Twilight

posted by Fizzy-Izzy

We all love the hunger games right? (duh! Or you wouldn't be reading this)
But all of us have a different opinion of Twilight. Would the hunger games movie REALLY be the new twilight.
I doubt it very much.

For one thing, the hunger games is a completely different story (try as I might, I could not find a connection between 'vegetarian' vampires and teenagers being forced to kill each other).
For another thing, the hunger games doesn't have the right elements to generate the same crazy hype that twilight created.

Now by the right elements, I mean:

1. A boneless doormat of a female lead with about...

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