Ever wondered what the characters of TVD would sound like giving voicemails? Here’s your chance to find out!
Damon: Hello, you’ve reached Damon Salvatore. I am not available at the moment. I’m chasing my brother’s girl, at the grill drowning in my sorrows, or I’m fucking and abusing girls to get my mind off Elena. Please leave a message and I’ll kill- I mean call you later. *beep*
Stefan: Hello, you’ve reached 1-900-PUSSY-VAMPIRE. I’m not available at the moment. I’m too busy either brooding over the fact that my balls left me and I’m less of a man then my brother is or I’m off in some far away village with Klaus doing important stuff…no we are not making out with each other. *Klaus walks in and starts kissing Stefan* on second thought…*moans as Klaus tugs his hair* *beep*
Elena: Hi you’ve reached Elena, the star of this show. I’m way too busy right now to answer you but if you leave your name I’ll call you back. If this is Stefan, press one. If this is Damon, press 2. *beep*
Bonnie: Hi, you’ve reached Bonnie. The most hated person (next to Stefan) on this show. If this is Jeremy, press one. If this is Caroline, press two. If this is Damon, hang up the phone and die in the fire that I made just for you. *beep*
Tyler: Yo whatssup this is the wolf man!! The wolf man just wants some lovin’ sent his way! If this is Care, then babe please press one and I’ll get back to you real soon. Wolf! *beep*
Caroline: Hi this is vampy little Caroline who will tear your pretty little head off. Please give me a call back. I promise I don’t bite…much. *beep*
Jeremy: Hi this is emo Jeremy. If you want to know how to stay high for hours, press one. If cutting is your thing then press 2. And if this is my sexy witch GF Bonnie, press three. *beep*
Klaus: Hello you have reached the oldest vampire in time. I am currently exploring a new relationship with the newest, baddest ripper in town. So leave me a message and I’ll try to get back to you. *beep*
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Damon: Hello, you’ve reached Damon Salvatore. I am not available at the moment. I’m chasing my brother’s girl, at the grill drowning in my sorrows, or I’m fucking and abusing girls to get my mind off Elena. Please leave a message and I’ll kill- I mean call you later. *beep*
Stefan: Hello, you’ve reached 1-900-PUSSY-VAMPIRE. I’m not available at the moment. I’m too busy either brooding over the fact that my balls left me and I’m less of a man then my brother is or I’m off in some far away village with Klaus doing important stuff…no we are not making out with each other. *Klaus walks in and starts kissing Stefan* on second thought…*moans as Klaus tugs his hair* *beep*
Elena: Hi you’ve reached Elena, the star of this show. I’m way too busy right now to answer you but if you leave your name I’ll call you back. If this is Stefan, press one. If this is Damon, press 2. *beep*
Bonnie: Hi, you’ve reached Bonnie. The most hated person (next to Stefan) on this show. If this is Jeremy, press one. If this is Caroline, press two. If this is Damon, hang up the phone and die in the fire that I made just for you. *beep*
Tyler: Yo whatssup this is the wolf man!! The wolf man just wants some lovin’ sent his way! If this is Care, then babe please press one and I’ll get back to you real soon. Wolf! *beep*
Caroline: Hi this is vampy little Caroline who will tear your pretty little head off. Please give me a call back. I promise I don’t bite…much. *beep*
Jeremy: Hi this is emo Jeremy. If you want to know how to stay high for hours, press one. If cutting is your thing then press 2. And if this is my sexy witch GF Bonnie, press three. *beep*
Klaus: Hello you have reached the oldest vampire in time. I am currently exploring a new relationship with the newest, baddest ripper in town. So leave me a message and I’ll try to get back to you. *beep*
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Rachel stroke her fingers through her hair. “Oh my God. What have I done?” she mumbled agitated. “Think, Rachel, think” She looked around. Then she grabbed Gabe’s feet and dragged him to the farthest corner.
She ran to the stairs and went to the kitchen where she searched the drawers for matches. In her panic she forgot she had been living here for about twenty years and the matches lay in the second drawer next to the cupboard underneath the sink ever since. She pulled it open and grabbed the matches. Then she opened the fridge and took out a bottle of Malt Whisky. She ran back downstairs to the body. She opened the bottle of Malt and poured its content over the body. Then she stroke a match and let it fall down and watch how Gabe went up into flames.
As she watched him burn a sudden agony fulfilled her body and she dropped the bottle. She fell down on her knees and felt her body contracting and convulsing while she screamed.
She ran to the stairs and went to the kitchen where she searched the drawers for matches. In her panic she forgot she had been living here for about twenty years and the matches lay in the second drawer next to the cupboard underneath the sink ever since. She pulled it open and grabbed the matches. Then she opened the fridge and took out a bottle of Malt Whisky. She ran back downstairs to the body. She opened the bottle of Malt and poured its content over the body. Then she stroke a match and let it fall down and watch how Gabe went up into flames.
As she watched him burn a sudden agony fulfilled her body and she dropped the bottle. She fell down on her knees and felt her body contracting and convulsing while she screamed.
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