Now, before you go all whiny, read the entire article, from top to bottom, no skimming, no skipping. Just read. This CAN include really popular fanon couples too.
5. Gwuncan (GwenXDuncan)
I don't hate the couple, and would have enjoyed it if it was as good as some of the fanfiction of them. BUT IT'S NOT!!! It was completely rushed, didn't even see them grow. It was almost as if some fairy godmother had waved a magic wand and was like, "Fall in love!!!". The way that Duncan basically forgets about her in "Picnic at Hanging Rock" was completely UNFORGIVABLE. Would you actually risk your relationship JUST to see a person who you don't like get voted off!? NO! It does have its moments though. And that's why it's not higher.
4. Coderra (SierraXCody)
Do I even have to explain!? Sierra is a stalker, and she'll probably force him to propose to him... OH, WAIT, SHE DID!!! I don't really have that much to say about this couple. It's not higher because they are both good friends, and their pacing was good, not rushed.
3. Zoke (ZoeyXMike)
I was REALLY looking forward to this couple! But, their pacing was HORRIBLE. They were so rushed! I was like, "Hey, are you a relationship or a race car!?" Even Anne MariaXVito would've been more interesting than this snooze-fest, and the producers were trying WAY too hard to make a Gwent copy, but no couple storyline is EVER going to compare with that, in my opinion. They are SUCH Mary-Sues, it's painful, and Zoey is SUCH a damsel in distress! Hey, producers, nice job of choosing THIS girl as the main girl instead of a girl who actually knows how to have a personality. And Mike, OH MY GOD. Just explain to her! She would have been less mad! It's not higher because it does have its moments.
2. AleCourtney (CourtneyXAlejandro)
Do I even have to explain why I hate this couple!? It's so demeaning, it makes my eyes hurt. How could that skunkbag Alejandro kick my Courtney while she's down!? That's adding insult to injury, and NO MATTER WHAT, it's not okay. It's not higher because #1 is just worse.
1. Dott (DawnXScott)
Do I even have to explain WHY I hate this!?Dawn is such a special girl. If Scott didn't mess with her teammates, she would have EASILY won the show. WHY IS THIS COUPLE SO DANG POPULAR!? And, Dawn, why did you even believe him about B!? You guys would have been adorable! You could read auras, right!? Couldn't you see that Scott's was all-around RED? Jeez, okay, I'm done.
5. Gwuncan (GwenXDuncan)
I don't hate the couple, and would have enjoyed it if it was as good as some of the fanfiction of them. BUT IT'S NOT!!! It was completely rushed, didn't even see them grow. It was almost as if some fairy godmother had waved a magic wand and was like, "Fall in love!!!". The way that Duncan basically forgets about her in "Picnic at Hanging Rock" was completely UNFORGIVABLE. Would you actually risk your relationship JUST to see a person who you don't like get voted off!? NO! It does have its moments though. And that's why it's not higher.
4. Coderra (SierraXCody)
Do I even have to explain!? Sierra is a stalker, and she'll probably force him to propose to him... OH, WAIT, SHE DID!!! I don't really have that much to say about this couple. It's not higher because they are both good friends, and their pacing was good, not rushed.
3. Zoke (ZoeyXMike)
I was REALLY looking forward to this couple! But, their pacing was HORRIBLE. They were so rushed! I was like, "Hey, are you a relationship or a race car!?" Even Anne MariaXVito would've been more interesting than this snooze-fest, and the producers were trying WAY too hard to make a Gwent copy, but no couple storyline is EVER going to compare with that, in my opinion. They are SUCH Mary-Sues, it's painful, and Zoey is SUCH a damsel in distress! Hey, producers, nice job of choosing THIS girl as the main girl instead of a girl who actually knows how to have a personality. And Mike, OH MY GOD. Just explain to her! She would have been less mad! It's not higher because it does have its moments.
2. AleCourtney (CourtneyXAlejandro)
Do I even have to explain why I hate this couple!? It's so demeaning, it makes my eyes hurt. How could that skunkbag Alejandro kick my Courtney while she's down!? That's adding insult to injury, and NO MATTER WHAT, it's not okay. It's not higher because #1 is just worse.
1. Dott (DawnXScott)
Do I even have to explain WHY I hate this!?Dawn is such a special girl. If Scott didn't mess with her teammates, she would have EASILY won the show. WHY IS THIS COUPLE SO DANG POPULAR!? And, Dawn, why did you even believe him about B!? You guys would have been adorable! You could read auras, right!? Couldn't you see that Scott's was all-around RED? Jeez, okay, I'm done.
Don't exactly HATE the couple, just poorly written.
Too stalker-y, I just can't see it.
WAY too rushed, and the two most Mary-Sue people in the history of the show.
How did the couple even get started!?
Nature-girl and the guy who hates everything!? Really!?
