Bang Bang - He'll shoot me down [[Introduction]]

posted by HattersMadGirl

Title inspiration: Bang Bang by Nancy Sinatra

This fanfiction is a crossover between the Joker from the Dark Knight and Sweeney Todd. It has its own strand, and it is possible that there appear some new characters, or not.
Batman is not supposed to, but maybe I will change my mind about that later.

The setting is England, London, in the 19th century - the Victorian Era.

But the most important part: this text is originally in german. I translated some of it into English, but most of it I didn't, so I fear you have to use Google for this.
If you request my translation, though, I might do it.

Sidenote: Because of the translation, some things might sound weird. Or I just made grammar mistakes. I say "sorry" for that in advance. And I'm open to any translation suggestions / corrections!

Prolog

Warum so ernst?
Wenn ich ein Tagebuch schriebe, wären meine Worte so rot wie das Sekret an der Klinge in meinen behandschuhten Händen.. haha.
Wie auch immer. Willst wohl wissen, was hier abläuft? Ich habe keinen Plan.
Zwei Männer, jeweils auf der Suche nach unterschiedlichen Dingen. Der eine nach Vergeltung, der andere nach... nun ja, was? Das weiß keiner.
Der bin ich. Nenne mich Mr. J, ihn Mr T.
Wir spielen ein Spiel, doch nur ich kenne die Regeln, kenne den Ausgang. Vielleicht spiele ich auch mit gezinkten Karten, wenn du mich nur lässt. Ich gebe dir die Möglichkeit der Entscheidung.
Lass mich nur. Ich weiß, was richtig ist.
Triff auf Sweeney Todd und The Prince of Crime.
Triff auf dich.
Willst du wissen, warum ich ein Messer benutze? Pistolen sind zu schnell.
Bang Bang!
Ups, siehst du?
~ Joker

Prologue

Why so serious?
If I would be writing in a diary, my words were as red as the secretion on the blade of the knife in my gloved hands... haha.
Whatever. Want to know what is going on here? I have no plan.
Two men, each one of them in search of different things. The one of vengeance, the other one of... well, what? Nobody knows.
That's me. Call me Mr J, him Mr T.
We play a game, but only I know the rules, know the outcome. Maybe I'm playing with marked cards, when you just let me do it. I give you the option of choice.
Just let me. I know what's right.
Encounter Sweeney Todd and The Prince of Crime.
Encounter you.
Wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick.
Bang Bang!
Oops, see?
~ Joker

sawfan13 This is awesome so far and I love that song by Nancy Sinatra!!! Heard it first on Kill Bill Vol. 1. I love Sweeney and The Joker! Rest in Peace Heath Ledger. Did not deserve to leave us so young. He will not, I repeat will never be forgotten.

HattersMadGirl I am glad you like it. :) And yes, the song is great and I will never forget Heath, too, his perfomance as the Joker was a masterpiece.

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Unforgivable Ch. 5

posted by para-scence

A little while after the holidays, Alice left for California. It wasn't long before I felt the despair of loneliness. Alice was the only one I've really talked to for months. Once she was gone, for the first time in a long time it felt like I had really run away. Not like I had gone to a safe haven, but like I really was in an unfamiliar town.

I went to work , and Alice had only been gone for two days. Work just wasn't fun that day. I found it harder to be nice to rude customers, and the day seemed endless.

"Yeah, Alice kind of brings light to this place, huh?" Georgie, the cook asked. I nodded...

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Unforgivable Ch. 2

posted by para-scence

It wasn't until about three weeks later that I had a feeling something was wrong. I kept having cramps, and I was late. I kept telling myself that it was nothing, and that it would come soon, and that's what all the cramps were from. Also I had been having a lot more mood swings; more than usual around this time of the month. I kept lashing out at Shiloh or Sicily. Sicily didn't think much of it, but Shiloh would seem a little hurt.

"Seriously, Kodi. Are you ok?" He's ask. I ran my hand through my hair.

"Yeah. I'm fine," I grumbled. "Listen, I gotta go." I hopped into my car after school was...

Psychoanalysis: Chapter 2

posted by Insight357

    I stepped outside the asylum doors onto the sidewalk. A blonde-haired, blue-eyed woman stood looking at me. She stood about 5’7”, and was my age. She walked over to me, and took my hands.
    “I’ve already talked to Dr. Laveney. Your next appointment has been set-up, and you have three refills on your meds,” Grey said. She had always been on top of things, literally. “Come on,” she pulled on my hand, toward the lot.
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Rhinestones: Chapter 4

posted by StarWarsFan7

I start changing into my purple tank top and blue denim jeans as soon as I get home. Thinking about Dustin and how he ended up in the hospital is...tough. The police said he crashed into a telephone pole when he hung up off the phone. I feel like everything is my fault! Hopefully he gets better soon. "Mrow?" My cat named Puma meows. "I'll be back." I start. I grab my magenta purse off the wooden dresser. "I have some work to do."

When I say 'work' I mean it. I shut the door behind me leading outside to the driveway. My mom quickly opens the door and pops her head out like a groundhog about to...

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A Dream

posted by ambers1999

CH1 A Dream
I wake up on a shiny sliver table that I can bearly see my reflection in. Two men are beside me smiling down, I get up off the table one of the men try to grab my arm but I shake him off."Give off me" I said shaking. I started to run but as I turn the corner I drop on my butt and put my hand over my mouth. With my boyfriend right in fornt of me."Get in there you stupid mutt" one of the fat guys snared."Jason I'm scared whats happening"? Suddenly I pop my eyes open and almost fall out the bed, but I catch myself."It's just a dream Sandy, just a dream" I told my self in sigh of reilf....

Thoughts of ashes pt.2

posted by Supergirl14

The club
We got to “Club monstruo” Their was the bouncer who really smiled when I showed up he let me in and looked at my friends with discontent, “They are with me, Mitchell!”He smiled again, “any friend of Angela is a friend of mine,”He replied in his gruff voice.
Smoke and strobe lights, half-dressed girls and boys dancing filled the room, “where is Juli,"I yelled, a girl almost half my size(I am 6'5)black hair /w pale pink streaks in a messy bun came in, the bulimic look did not fit her, she looked like a skank and did not look good as one. “ready to get it good?” I asked."only...

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The Texts part 3

posted by wolfkirby

The next day was a horror show.The school was burned down to the ground.All we had left was some desks,chairs,and books.The princepal and the church owner said we can us the church.Its to scared us to death because Sally Gunsman was burned with the school.Her brother Brandon Gunsman
was lucky he didnt go to the school with her to get her books,but he was sorry he did every go
because him could hav go her out.We all told him its not your fault ,she went in at the wrong time.
We had to save us and the town but how?

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The Chronicles of Time - prologue

posted by nomblahnom

March 21, 1756, 8:47 PM, Appalachian Mountains.

Branches, bushes and trees flew by on the amazingly stable video display. The man’s labored breath was exceptionally clear. You could almost hear his heart pounding out of his chest. Occasionally, an upside-down glimpse of his face came into view, he appeared to be quite young, perhaps 30, but had a look in his eyes, the eyes of an old man. A wise old man. The video oddly seemed to be recording from a camera mounted on a chain around the neck. His dirty complexion and half-inch beard growth gave hint that he had dwelled in these woods for days....

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Love is Wild: Chapter 17

posted by sawfan13

I've called people all morning. No Lilith. I'm so freakin' scared about where she's at. I woke up this morning. Lilith wasn't in her bed, anywhere in her apartment, at work, nowhere. Howl was sleeping on the balcony, undisturbed in his sleep. I called Lilith's parents, her sister, and 911. I didn't bother to call Adam, but I did call work and told them about Lilith, and they told me to take the day off. No note, her car is still in the driveway, her cellphone is still here. I don't know what happened, but I'm freaked out! I've known Lilith since forth grade, and we've always been close. for...

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Love is Wild: Chapter 9

posted by sawfan13

As they were drawing close to Howl, I got jealous and defensive all of a sudden. "Hey! He's not used to so many people around him, so back off!" One of the girls looked at me and said,"Take a chill pill,k'? We just like him." Debbie flashed her evil green eyes at me and said,"Yeah Lilith. Maybe he would like to see a real woman for once instead of a little pathetic nobody like you." Something inside of me just burst into flames. She's kept going and going, calling me trashy because of how my tank top was showing my naval. I gave her a cold hard stare and said,"You're jealous because I have...

2

Reliving Alexis.

posted by I_DONT-KNOW

A big thanks to Silverain on her idea for a title!!

Chapter 2-The Pain.

She took a shaky step through the rippling shield, smiling when she was on the other side. The boy smiled too, but still looked wary. Alexis took anothr step, larger this time, but a surge of pain forced her to the ground. She screamed out grabbing her wrist where the pain pulsed the highest. The pain burned through her whole body causing deep shudders to run through her. The boy crouched over her, and closed his eyes.
"Don't worry, it will pass." He said standing once more and moving to lean against the wall he had before,...

Burning Moon

posted by gamer495

Upon a pricket of silver and iron, cold and brittle, a carved candle is put for display; or so the twisted wick believes.
Warm on the inside, safe from the echoes that make the brittle iron shiver moans around its placement, the twisted wick lies in wait for its moment.
It believes that because of its simple design of its outer coating, a green sapphire and a veil of black inner linings within its carvings, shaped like the scribbles of terrible children, it has such a confidence, such a simple charisma that cannot be matched.
The wick, suffocated by its very beauty-marks, shivers as the heat...

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Love kills Chapter 29

posted by hannah_vampire

I felt cold fingers against my cheek, a tingle of seduction warmth on my neck; I woke to Beautiful Damon standing by the window in the vast morning sunlight. He stood there looking at me and I felt enchanted.

He had Black jeans on and he looked like one of those models out of a posh magazine, He walked over to me “ I hope you don’t mind my sister thought you’d sleep best in that dress” I looked down to find myself in a silk like lilac short dress that flowed .I followed Damon’s graze to a strange boy that looked at me. His hair fell to his ears it was a white-grey color and His eyes...

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Life Goes On Part 4

posted by MissMuffin38

After getting there sweets, they decided to call it a day. As they were walking back home, the girls were gossiping about how their day had gone. “Did you see that?! He paid for me!” Grace whispered to them, so excitedly, she looked like she was about to burst. “Yes, we know! You have been talking about it for the last five minutes!” They both laughed. “Oh I’m sorry, it’s just so amazing!” She said, smiling like she had never had before. They had arrived at Amelia’s house where the girls would be staying for the night. “Well, here we are. We will see you some other time...

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Two arms of wood

posted by Elizabeth90luv

I, Stella Bonasera, criminologist from New York’s crime lab have to inform you that due to a severe medical problem I won’t be able to present on today’s court and testify against Antonio Vasquez, the primary suspect for Anne Blaire’s murder. Responsible for my absence is Mr. Vasquez, who shot me with a machine gun right outside the back entrance of the crime lab. The video of the security cameras can confirm it.

As a matter of fact, I want to present through this letter all the evidence that I have collected with the help of my experienced team. I swear to the bible that I will tell...

My Unamed Story pt. 3

posted by boomboombunni

"Andrew? Andrew? Are you okay?" Andrew hear Elizabeth's gentle, velvety voice as his consicness returned to him. "Hey honey, you've been asleep for awhile now." She seemed very concerned, considering she had only known him for a few hours. After the room stopped spinning, Andrew sat up and looked around. He was still in the hotel, but, he didn't recognize the room. When his gaze fell on Elizabeth, the room started spinning again. "So, when you said, "When I was alive." did you mean that you're a ghost?" Elizabeth's face was grim and solemn. "Yes. I'm a ghost." Suddenly, Andrew smelled cinnamon, honey, and something he didn't recognize. "Andrew I have to go. I'll be back tonight. By the way, call me Liz." She flashed him a dazzling smile, and she was gone. "Wow."

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When you find you, come back to me. [PT. 3]

posted by jesus_bale

"Matthew tells me you're improving. Guess that brings us a step closer to being happy again, right?" Charlie stared at me with a hopeful expression, awaiting the answer he wanted to hear all along. Yes, Charlie. I'm finally moving on from the past because I love you. I love you and I want to make this work. I'm changing who I am for you. Dr. Thomas' words, his advice, echoed in my head as I slowly paced back and forth, playing with my fingers nervously. "Jamie, what is it?" "Do you think there's any point in staying married if the relationship isn't going to survive?" I blurted out the words...

mind-children of gods

posted by Thaliagirl

Chapter 2 Dylan
--God? You are kidding me! I say.
--Sean! What are you talking about? Wiro says. He has no idea what happened just like I do.
--OK! First! There are gods in the world. And there are many of them. Second, you two are like me. YOU ARE MIND-GODS. Sean says.
--Mind-god? You mean children f gods? Wiro asks.
--No! MIND-CHILDREN of gods!!! Sean says.
--Is there any different? I ask
--Of course there is. Mind-gods have their own parents. When gods travel around the world, they will find someone they like. Then they will transport some power to them. They won’t get any power because power...

when it was me chapter 2 the try outs

posted by xroylex

chapter two
the try outs

gym passed quicker then i thought and that was a shocker i hated gym. end off, full stop. it was lunch now i know four leasons and the lunch is between them all is good. but the trouble was i had no idea where i was going.
there was this girl infront of me she didn't look mean or anything so i thought it would be safe to ask her.
"excuse me" i ran up to her tapping her on the shoulder. "sorry but i am like reallly lost and i was wondering if you knew where the cantein is?"
"oh you must be ellie everyone is talking about you, yeah sure ill show you im becca by the way"...

Blaine's view -

posted by Vampiyaa

"So, where are we going?" Aiko grinned. Blaine beamed at her.
"I was thinking someplace special," he said, trying to sound casual. Aiko thought and then replied, "Do you have somewhere in mind?"
"Take a look." Blaine pointed to the entrace of the new amusement park. Aiko gasped.
"No way!" she laughed. "You actually got tickets?" Blaine shrugged and said, "It wasn't hard. When I said I was the agent of Dusk Rivers, they had to let me in."
"How much were they?" Aiko asked curiously. Blaine hesitated.
"Not much," he said hastily.
"Blaine, tell me."
"No."
"Yes." Aiko stared hard at Blaine...