MASTER SWORD:
Sword: (writing fanfic of Derpy, but then Saten comes in and he switches it too porn, of all things)..
Saten: How do I know you won't shoot me in the eye
Sword: (literary aiming a sniper gun at Saten's eye) No, no, I won't shoot you in the eye..
Sword: Let's look at the bright sides... Saten not being drunk, bright sides.
Sword: GODDAMN IT, CHIMNEY, SHUT THAT FUCKING REPEATING BROKEN RECORD YOU CALL A MOUTH!
Sword: Whats with the knife!? Please tell me that's going to be used for non-stabbing me purposes!
Sword: Oh, and I should apologize,. I guess when I saw Derpy getting hurt I just wanted to RIP HIS FUCKING HEART OUT!!! And I did. Its right..... (Sees heart and points) over there.
Sword: And then I told him, "That's what she said", and then I broke his arm.
Sword: Derpy is such a perfect girlfriend!
Saten: I'm glad... But no trying anything.
Sword: Dose sex count?...... We had sex.
Saten: .......... (angrily punches him in the face).
Sword: Still worth it!
Sword: Oh, hey you two. How is your day going... And why are your eyes bloodshot... and why are you giggling... and why do you smell like weed?
Sword: (to babysitter) You harm Dinky your be dead and buried before the amber alert goes out!
Derpy: He's not kidding.. I saw him do it before.
Derpy: I still wonder what Sword would of been like, as an gangster.
(vision of Sword as a gang leader) Come on boys! Let's rob a bank. Give the money to the poor. Then rob the poor. And SHOOT THE MONEY! (they all cheer).
Pita: Hey Sword. Meet my X boyfriend.
Sword: You dated Pita?
Lucas: Yep.
Sword: (examines Pita then turns back to Lucas) Why would you 'stop'?
Sword: I can't believe this. I slept with Derpy AND Octavia, at the same time.
Derpy: Great, but no telling Saten.
Sword: Coarse not.
(soon after)
Sword: (at bar) Saten I had a threeway with Derpy and Octavia!
Saten: Who the fuck starts a conversation like that!? I JUST sat down!
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SATEN TWIST:
Saten: Relax, I only smoke when I drink now.
Derpy: But you "always" drink!
Saten: .......... I'm working on that.
AJ: AJ: Why'd you have a crush on me. I mean, there are so much other ponies that you could have chosen.... Why me?
Saten: Well. I always loved your voice.. And you have the most beauitful eyes I've ever seen, ever..
AJ: (after giving Saten a big kiss on the lips) Ah need ta tell you something.
Saten: *gasps* Oh god. Your breaking up with me.
AJ: What?
Saten: W Why would you kiss me, and then break up with me.. That is so crue-
AJ: *puts her hooves on him softly* Honey. Relax. Ah'm not breaking up with ya,
Saten: (nervously) Oh.. Right, I I knew that.. (takes a large sip from the beer)..
Saten: (No! No! Don't give him the sadifaction of answering!) Not sure (NO! YOU FUCKIN IDIOT! One of these days I'm gonna jump us off a cliff) shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a toothpick.
AJ: I love Saten to death.. But his jealously is annoying.. You should of seen him at dinner.
(ealier).
Waiter: Here is your napkin (Hands her napkin)
Satan: Woah woah woah... Did you just give my wife an extra napkin?
Waiter: Is there something wrong with it
Satan: (angrily) Yeah, there is. I think you may be trying to flirt with her!
AJ: Satan, it's just a napkin. Calm down
Satan: Fine
Waiter: Now, here are your breadsticks
Satan: (See's one extra breadstick) Okay, that's it! (Beats the waiter up).
Bartender: Here's your beer
Saten: I wanted WINE!! (Throws it at him) GET IT RIGHT!!
Saten: Least your still better than her last boyfriend.
(Flashback)
Derpy: (crying) Saten! Jerry cheated on me with another woman., said I wasn't hot anymore, do to my eye injury..
Saten: I see.. Where dose he live?
Derpy: Next door, why?
Saten: (loading double barrel) Just gonna talk him,
Derpy: Is that a gu-
Saten: Wait here.. (Leaves with the gun)
(Gun shot sound, before he soon returns)
Derpy: What was tha-
Saten: Nothing.. But I think we need to get outta town for a while.
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THE END.
Part 2 will be BEST OF DITTO and maybe of MADDY
Sword: (writing fanfic of Derpy, but then Saten comes in and he switches it too porn, of all things)..
Saten: How do I know you won't shoot me in the eye
Sword: (literary aiming a sniper gun at Saten's eye) No, no, I won't shoot you in the eye..
Sword: Let's look at the bright sides... Saten not being drunk, bright sides.
Sword: GODDAMN IT, CHIMNEY, SHUT THAT FUCKING REPEATING BROKEN RECORD YOU CALL A MOUTH!
Sword: Whats with the knife!? Please tell me that's going to be used for non-stabbing me purposes!
Sword: Oh, and I should apologize,. I guess when I saw Derpy getting hurt I just wanted to RIP HIS FUCKING HEART OUT!!! And I did. Its right..... (Sees heart and points) over there.
Sword: And then I told him, "That's what she said", and then I broke his arm.
Sword: Derpy is such a perfect girlfriend!
Saten: I'm glad... But no trying anything.
Sword: Dose sex count?...... We had sex.
Saten: .......... (angrily punches him in the face).
Sword: Still worth it!
Sword: Oh, hey you two. How is your day going... And why are your eyes bloodshot... and why are you giggling... and why do you smell like weed?
Sword: (to babysitter) You harm Dinky your be dead and buried before the amber alert goes out!
Derpy: He's not kidding.. I saw him do it before.
Derpy: I still wonder what Sword would of been like, as an gangster.
(vision of Sword as a gang leader) Come on boys! Let's rob a bank. Give the money to the poor. Then rob the poor. And SHOOT THE MONEY! (they all cheer).
Pita: Hey Sword. Meet my X boyfriend.
Sword: You dated Pita?
Lucas: Yep.
Sword: (examines Pita then turns back to Lucas) Why would you 'stop'?
Sword: I can't believe this. I slept with Derpy AND Octavia, at the same time.
Derpy: Great, but no telling Saten.
Sword: Coarse not.
(soon after)
Sword: (at bar) Saten I had a threeway with Derpy and Octavia!
Saten: Who the fuck starts a conversation like that!? I JUST sat down!
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SATEN TWIST:
Saten: Relax, I only smoke when I drink now.
Derpy: But you "always" drink!
Saten: .......... I'm working on that.
AJ: AJ: Why'd you have a crush on me. I mean, there are so much other ponies that you could have chosen.... Why me?
Saten: Well. I always loved your voice.. And you have the most beauitful eyes I've ever seen, ever..
AJ: (after giving Saten a big kiss on the lips) Ah need ta tell you something.
Saten: *gasps* Oh god. Your breaking up with me.
AJ: What?
Saten: W Why would you kiss me, and then break up with me.. That is so crue-
AJ: *puts her hooves on him softly* Honey. Relax. Ah'm not breaking up with ya,
Saten: (nervously) Oh.. Right, I I knew that.. (takes a large sip from the beer)..
Saten: (No! No! Don't give him the sadifaction of answering!) Not sure (NO! YOU FUCKIN IDIOT! One of these days I'm gonna jump us off a cliff) shut up brain, or I'll stab you with a toothpick.
AJ: I love Saten to death.. But his jealously is annoying.. You should of seen him at dinner.
(ealier).
Waiter: Here is your napkin (Hands her napkin)
Satan: Woah woah woah... Did you just give my wife an extra napkin?
Waiter: Is there something wrong with it
Satan: (angrily) Yeah, there is. I think you may be trying to flirt with her!
AJ: Satan, it's just a napkin. Calm down
Satan: Fine
Waiter: Now, here are your breadsticks
Satan: (See's one extra breadstick) Okay, that's it! (Beats the waiter up).
Bartender: Here's your beer
Saten: I wanted WINE!! (Throws it at him) GET IT RIGHT!!
Saten: Least your still better than her last boyfriend.
(Flashback)
Derpy: (crying) Saten! Jerry cheated on me with another woman., said I wasn't hot anymore, do to my eye injury..
Saten: I see.. Where dose he live?
Derpy: Next door, why?
Saten: (loading double barrel) Just gonna talk him,
Derpy: Is that a gu-
Saten: Wait here.. (Leaves with the gun)
(Gun shot sound, before he soon returns)
Derpy: What was tha-
Saten: Nothing.. But I think we need to get outta town for a while.
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THE END.
Part 2 will be BEST OF DITTO and maybe of MADDY
In celebration of finally beating Red Dead 2.. Here's best quotes of new protagonst, Arthur Morgan..
#1:
Arthur: Damn Marston. That's smart.. You might the only guy I know, to be half eaten by wolves, and come back a smarter man..
#2:
Arthur: As long as we get paid or you get shot I'm happy.
#3:
Arthur: Maybe when your mother is finished mourning your father... I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.
#4:
Arthur: John made it. He's the only one. Rest of us... No.
#5:
Arthur: This whole thing is pretty much done. We're more ghosts than people.
#6:
Tommy: Come on than pretty boy!
Arthur: Pretty boy? You're kidding me, Pretty Boy!?
#7:
Micah: Seems were the only ones crazy enough to be out here.
Arthur: Don't speak to me about 'crazy'.
#8:
Arthur: I gave you all I had....
#1:
Arthur: Damn Marston. That's smart.. You might the only guy I know, to be half eaten by wolves, and come back a smarter man..
#2:
Arthur: As long as we get paid or you get shot I'm happy.
#3:
Arthur: Maybe when your mother is finished mourning your father... I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.
#4:
Arthur: John made it. He's the only one. Rest of us... No.
#5:
Arthur: This whole thing is pretty much done. We're more ghosts than people.
#6:
Tommy: Come on than pretty boy!
Arthur: Pretty boy? You're kidding me, Pretty Boy!?
#7:
Micah: Seems were the only ones crazy enough to be out here.
Arthur: Don't speak to me about 'crazy'.
#8:
Arthur: I gave you all I had....
Fellowship of the Ring was playing on tv.
I watched for the first time in nearly four years.
These movies are even better than I remember.
The expression "one ring to rule them all" really IS how it happened.
Rings seem to some sort of powers in their world.
And Mordor is basically "hell".
So it's a ring from hell.
And this ring is as powerful as they get. It can brainwash anyone, and I mean ANYONE. Due to it's impartiality, beauty, and well, anything really.
But what I like about it.
Just about everything about this movie, gives off sort of a creepy vib.
But I like that in movies, makes me more into it.
So yeah.
LOVE IT!!
I watched for the first time in nearly four years.
These movies are even better than I remember.
The expression "one ring to rule them all" really IS how it happened.
Rings seem to some sort of powers in their world.
And Mordor is basically "hell".
So it's a ring from hell.
And this ring is as powerful as they get. It can brainwash anyone, and I mean ANYONE. Due to it's impartiality, beauty, and well, anything really.
But what I like about it.
Just about everything about this movie, gives off sort of a creepy vib.
But I like that in movies, makes me more into it.
So yeah.
LOVE IT!!
Archer
And during the game's final mission, "The Last Enemy That Shall Be Destroyed". Archor did not take part in Marston's murder.. So it's possible Fordham might not of been comfortable with killing John Marston, considering John did what they needed him to do.
That's all I got to say. I thought I'd have more.. But no.
What are your thoughts?
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Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
A not so long time ago in a world ruled by ponies
Theme song: link
HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE
Episode XI
Return To Ponyville
Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with Rainbow Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.
However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a space station, called the Death Egg, and they needed more money to finishbuilding this death defying space station.
To make more money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other...
