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"I got your fillets sir!!" said Icicle excitably. "Not right now child, be off with you," said Dr. Damion sternly. "Why is that?" asked Icicle. "I am busy adding revisions and editing to my original blueprints, it has to be a flawless device," said Dr. Damion. "Your flying saucer? Why a saucer? That's so old school when it comes to technology," said Icicle, eating one of the fillets. "Alright then little blue, lets see YOU build this and be better than mine!!!" yelled Dr. Damion. "Okay okay!! I was just joking, sheesh," said Icicle, carting off the trolley of fillets. "General!!" yelled Dr. Damion. "Yes sir? What is it?" asked Rico. "Head your troops out to the gates at Maltongrad, I need you to be successful, prove to me that you are still trustworthy," said Dr. Damion. "That'll be achieved, sir, I assure you by my highest bidding, that it will be successful," said Rico. "Okay, then SHOW ME, don't tell me, SHOW," said Dr. Damion. "The troops are already headed there in transporters, we have already pushed into the 'stans, and claimed them, as well as western Europe, all the way to Poland state," said Rico. "Good, now go out there and end the southern half of Eurussia," said Dr. Damion. "Aye sir," said Rico, heading to a transporter to join his troops. Dr. Damion then began to think, he was feeling less comfortable, then looked down at his side, right where he was stabbed by an unknown assassin. "I do not think I was stabbed, I think, that with so much power from these emeralds, I can't contain it inside," said Dr. Damion, looking at all the Emeralds Of Whyte, then looked in discomfort at himself as a whole, he then ignored it, assuming it might've been his imagination or such other things.
"Well, let's all get ready, men, up with your guns, up with your pistols and bombs, we're going for a little ride!!" said Telow. "T-To where?" asked Lilly in a slightly pained expression. Her stomach had started to ache, it started as soon as her baby bump grew to a basketball size, she clearly couldn't handle the burden of having an egg inside her, and Skipper knew it, he was aware of his future wife's suffering. "Lilly, look, I know you want to help, but you can't do it yet, not until this thing is out of you," said Skipper calmly. Lilly twitched slightly and shivered a bit. "Y-Yes I can, I can still sh-shoot a gun, I'll fight- Auuuugh!!!" yelled Lilly, stumbling back a bit. Skipper helped her back up, then directed her to a medical tent. "Stay here, we can't afford to lose the both of you," said Skipper. "I want to come with you to Maltongrad!!" said Lilly. "Okay, but you promise to stay in the medical tent over there?" asked Skipper. "Yes!! I just want to be with you!!" yelled Lilly. "That'll work, come on, I'll carry you," said Skipper with a smile. "Thanks Skipper," said Lilly, holding her stomach. "Tough pregnancy huh?" asked Skipper. "Yeah, I think my labour is going to happen a little earlier than thought," said Lilly. "Heh, yeah, but isnt it a good thing? Then we'd have less time to wait for the baby to come!!" said Skipper excitedly. "God, this thing is HUGE, and I have to push it out also? That's gonna be very tough, being that this is my first time," said Lilly in slight concern. "You'll be okay, the medical staff for the army is superior, they've been trained in the highest classes of the Eurussian land," said Telow. "Thanks for helping me out here Telow," said Skipper. "No problem, I can be of great assistance at times when people need me," said Telow. "Ah the thrill of the battle is finally coming by again Hannah!!" said Jett in excitement.
"Don't get too excited here mister, this isn't the times when you and me played with cork guns and pretended to be soldiers as kids, this is the REAL battlefield Jett, if you get shot by the "cork" here, you're dead, game over," said Hannah. "Don't worry, as soon as Dr. Damion's ass is on fire, I'll take back your blue emerald," said Jett. "Heh, thanks for that," said Hannah. She then heard the clock bell ring slightly, then she picked up her AIM-236 assault rifle, then packed her Perto-67 in a gun holster. "Guess it's time to go in," said Hannah with a sigh. "Wait!!" said Jett, pulling her back away from the transporter. "What is it Jett?" asked Hannah. Jett then packed his Uzis and shotgun. "If this is ever going to be the last time I see you, allow me to say goodbye at least," said Jett, hugging Hannah tightly. "Heh, I'll miss you too," said Hannah, going up to the transporter, then jumping into it. "Alright, my turn," said Jett, waiting for a few minutes in worry, then hopped into the transporter as well. Kowalski then looked at the transporter with his partner Private. "Alright Private, we've gone a LONG way since when we started," said Kowalski with a smirk. "Yes, indeed we have, I'm going to treasure those times before I discovered earth, and had you have succeeded in your readiness training, I never would've met all these great people!! Like Hannah, Jett, Lilly, even Telow, Alvandier, and Domingo!!" said Private. "Now those times are summing up Private, get ready for our destiny," said Kowalski. "Aye aye Professor!!" said Private with a salute, then hopping into the transporter. "Guess it's my turn now, I bid myself, and these brave men and women well, farewell America," said Kowalski, launching himself into the transporter.
posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
Emma crawled out of bed, feeling a bit confused. She glanced at the clock, which read, 11:30am. She shuffled over to the team.

"Morning." She yawned, forcing a smile.

"Morning, sis." Skipper said, smiling at her. Rico called out a barely understandable morning.

"Morning Em." Kowalski greeted cheerfully.

"Morning Emma." Private greeted, smiling at her. "Hey are you alright, you don't seem like yourself." He asked worriedly.

"I'm ok Private." Emma replied, smiling at his shyly. "I just didn't get much sleep last night." She explained. Though this was true she didn't want to say why.

"Hmm, ok." Private...
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Venus's Conversation:



User: You are Skipper.
Cleverbot: I think you are a bot.
User: You are Kowalski.
Cleverbot: Alright, you got me.
User: Bye Rico.
Cleverbot: You're leaving?
User: Yes Private.
Cleverbot: You are so sweet.
User: Alright whatever King Julien!
Cleverbot: You told me to cry.
User: Bye Maurice!
Cleverbot: (Facepalm)
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Mya's Conversation:

User: Hello. My name is Mya. Yours?
Cleverbot: Your name is Jo?
User: No. My name is Mya.
Cleverbot: Guess my name.
User: Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then what the hell is it?
Cleverbot: Guess....
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posted by kowalskirocks14
Truth in lies 6
"amber? How- what- what did you hear?" kowalski sputtered. Embarrassed to have made a whole speech about her.
"shut up and-" amber started to say.
"oh, dear god. Don't say 'kiss me'" kowalski said.
"no, I was gonna say help us." amber said.
"right."
Kowalski lowered all four cages to the ground, and let everyone out.
"skippa? What's that?" private asked. Pointing at a large clock, counting down on a computer screen, ten feet off the ground.
"it looks like a middle launch. Ah, classic spy movies, how I miss you." amber said.
"an your not concerned its down to 48 seconds?" everyone started...
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"So at any second, this thing can come back to life?" asked Skipper. "OH MY!!" screamed Private, fainting again. "Not entirely, the cells are alive and well, and from what I see, it was trying to imitate Fred and Mort," said Kowalski. "How? And why?" asked Skipper. "That's how it metabolizes: It takes over another animal's body, copies all the physical characteristics of that animal, as well as memories and skills of it, then tries to spread it, by touch, onto another organism," said Kowalski. "So in English, that's how this thing chows down?" asked Skipper. "Yes," said Kowalski. "Why was it...
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Author's note: Well, here comes one of the goriest, most violent, most paranoid induced fanfic, I've ever written. Hopefully you will come to like the incoming suspense and enjoy the feel of the masterpiece from John Carpenter as it features our favorite penguins, and some of the zoo animals. :D Enjoy.

Prologue:

The faint, spindly, spaceship was slowly veering into orbit, it's propulsion drive careening off to the side, then whooshing into the Earth until being completely swallowed up by the atmosphere, little known to most, the ship was heading towards the New England region of the United...
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posted by 67Dodge
The room remained still and silent for several moments, until Damion spoke again. 

"Harsh and unnecessary, I know... But when one is facing cold accusation and being given a fierce interview, they would do the same... Albeit in a more mild form..." Damion sighed. "I still look back at that and want to acknowledge that I did something stupid.. But I won't, it was the most rational thing I could think of doing, and it still seems like I could have reacted differently, but being trapped in a corner leaves you no choice..." 

"Damion..." Hannah looked at him with disapproval. 

"My mate, you don't...
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added by Jasmine-POM
Source: Me
added by Jhoman12
added by Bluepenguin
Source: Me!
Villian: ... So beware, Lucile.
Lucile looks frightened.
Skipper: Ah, don't worry. These threats are never real.
Lucile: Oh, well, let's just see the handwriting. Maybe we can
figure out who wrote this message.
Kowalski: We can't. It's typed, see.

With Gallis:

Gallis: I'll never give in! The team will find me! We have two intelligent penguins, an unstoppable leader and Lucile will always love me! And I will not miss the birth of my child!
Gallis:Wow, that sounded awkward.
Luca: Shut up, already! You're giving me a headache!
Gallis: Good! Is this loud enough for ya!?
Luca: We'll see who laughs when...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
The next day, Cassie woke up groggily, to the sound of a small ringing noise.

"Ugh, what is that..?" She groaned. Erin was up like a shot, looking cheery and refreshed.

"I think it's your phone sis." She replied, walking out of the room, and into the bathroom. Cassie's eyes lit up, and she grabbed it and pressed the receive button.

"Hello?" She said, almost bursting with anticipation.

"Hey Cass." Someone said and she instantly recognised the voice.

"Hey Joshua! Have you found a way to get us back yet?" She asked excitedly.

"No, but me, Daisy, Megan, Stephan, Kai, Joel and Violet are all coming...
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"Okay, that's..." the cashier paused, typing on the cash register. "Fifty-two dollars. Cash or credit?"
I dug into my purse. "Credit."
I paid, slung my shopping bag over my shoulder, and headed for the door.
I heard a clink behind me. I glanced over my shoulder, thinking something might have fallen out of my purse.
Someone bumped into me. I staggered backwards, waving my arms around, and found myself on my bottom in front of every customer and staff member in Food Lion.
"You okay?" someone asked.
At first I couldn't understand them. They had a thick accent. A German one, maybe Danish.
"You okay?"...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
Ashley opened his eyes, on what he thought might be the next day. He tried to look for the villainous scum, (or big meanie as Ashley called him) who tortured him yesterday. The room was a bit lighter today, and realised he was in a massive room, the walls covered with millions of weapons ranging from big to small. There were poison vials, machine guns, grenades, and even an old fashioned cannon in one corner. Ashley gulped, and his breathing quickened. The lights suddenly went out and his stomach lurched as he heard a horribly evil laugh coming from somewhere in front of him. The laugh echoed...
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posted by _Lexii23_
   "Dylan!! Wake up!!!" a voice shouted. Dylan groaned, turned over and pulled his cape over his head. He was slowly starting to fall back to sleep when someone shook him awake. "Dylan!!!" the voice said again. He opened one eye to find Lexii standing over him. He yawed and slowly sat up. "Good morning to you too." he said sleepily. Lexii jumped up and down and pulled at his cape. "Get up get up get up!!! The kettle corn guy is coming!!!" she said excitedly. 
   Dylan jumped up, now fully awake. "Kettle corn?!?!" he said smiling. "Where??" 
    "I just saw him over by the pond about ten...
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"Hey Rico?" Peyton asked the crazy psychopathic penguin as he continued to cut up the chopped fish for the sushi he was making.

"Yep." He answered carefully cutting the last piece of salmon to make Peyton and Mya's favorite dish of his.

"Do you need any help?" She asked walking over from her spot in front of the television where she was watching H2O with the others.

"Uhh huh." Rico said. He spit up a small kitchen knife and handed it carefully to the young penguin. She smiled and waddled over to the other side of the table. He handed her some herring and instructed her to cut them into cube like...
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posted by CuteCuddly
Chapter 2: Marlene Finds Out.
Marlene padded along the path she always took to the penguins’ habitat. As she neared it, she felt a change in the atmosphere. She quickened her pace, feeling something was wrong.
Jumping down the fish-bowl door, she scanned the HQ for the penguins. The only ones she saw were Rico and Skipper. They were each holding two round balls.
“What’s going on?” she asked. “Where are Kowalski and Private? What are those?”
“Do you always have to ask so many questions?” Skipper demanded. Marlene crossed her arms. Skipper sighed.
“These are eggs, they were transferred...
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posted by Lilly_Penguin
It was a hot, sunny day in the Central Park Zoo and the city was experiencing one of it's usual Summer heat waves. The penguins were barely making it by with a single paper fan. "Rico! Stop hogging that thing! Im going to die of a heat stroke!" Kowalski scolded, snatching the fan from Rico and attempting to cool himself off. Rico just grumbled and crossed his flippers. Skipper looked at Kowalski, Rico, and Private. "Where the heck is Lilly?" He asked, scanning the area. Kowalski then pointed down at the dried up pool, and Skipper looked down to see Lilly laying at the bottom, pretending to...
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"Good greetings, sir," said the shivering penguin, "My name is Jing Loiu, vice general of the Korean Army, how can we be of your eloquent assistance?" Telow then held the flag of his nation, red silk, and a small corner with the recognizable hammer and sickle, a small star above the two, and riddled with many holes, suggesting it has seen many battles in it's duration. "Honor back to Russia, I wish that she may be liberated," said Telow. "From Damion, per usual?" asked Jing. "Da, and the return of Moscow into our graceful love," said Telow. "Very well then, my executive's army will help you...
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posted by KaylaFoxeh
The storm outside had grown worse. The five had finished looking over Operation: Maelstrom when Skipper came across a photo of Rico and Sindaj kissing. "and what do we have here how sweet" he said. Sindaj blushed and looked at Rico. He was preoccupied. Skipper danced in a circle around Sindaj, holding the picture. She was getting mad. "Sindaj loves Rico-o-o Sindaj lo --" Skipper suddenly hit the deck on his knees, groaning and covering the area between his legs. Sindaj had kicked him. "Not necessary" and she walked away. Kowalski chuckled at Skipper. "Not... ugh... funny, Kowalski" he gasped...
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