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"I got your fillets sir!!" said Icicle excitably. "Not right now child, be off with you," said Dr. Damion sternly. "Why is that?" asked Icicle. "I am busy adding revisions and editing to my original blueprints, it has to be a flawless device," said Dr. Damion. "Your flying saucer? Why a saucer? That's so old school when it comes to technology," said Icicle, eating one of the fillets. "Alright then little blue, lets see YOU build this and be better than mine!!!" yelled Dr. Damion. "Okay okay!! I was just joking, sheesh," said Icicle, carting off the trolley of fillets. "General!!" yelled Dr. Damion. "Yes sir? What is it?" asked Rico. "Head your troops out to the gates at Maltongrad, I need you to be successful, prove to me that you are still trustworthy," said Dr. Damion. "That'll be achieved, sir, I assure you by my highest bidding, that it will be successful," said Rico. "Okay, then SHOW ME, don't tell me, SHOW," said Dr. Damion. "The troops are already headed there in transporters, we have already pushed into the 'stans, and claimed them, as well as western Europe, all the way to Poland state," said Rico. "Good, now go out there and end the southern half of Eurussia," said Dr. Damion. "Aye sir," said Rico, heading to a transporter to join his troops. Dr. Damion then began to think, he was feeling less comfortable, then looked down at his side, right where he was stabbed by an unknown assassin. "I do not think I was stabbed, I think, that with so much power from these emeralds, I can't contain it inside," said Dr. Damion, looking at all the Emeralds Of Whyte, then looked in discomfort at himself as a whole, he then ignored it, assuming it might've been his imagination or such other things.
"Well, let's all get ready, men, up with your guns, up with your pistols and bombs, we're going for a little ride!!" said Telow. "T-To where?" asked Lilly in a slightly pained expression. Her stomach had started to ache, it started as soon as her baby bump grew to a basketball size, she clearly couldn't handle the burden of having an egg inside her, and Skipper knew it, he was aware of his future wife's suffering. "Lilly, look, I know you want to help, but you can't do it yet, not until this thing is out of you," said Skipper calmly. Lilly twitched slightly and shivered a bit. "Y-Yes I can, I can still sh-shoot a gun, I'll fight- Auuuugh!!!" yelled Lilly, stumbling back a bit. Skipper helped her back up, then directed her to a medical tent. "Stay here, we can't afford to lose the both of you," said Skipper. "I want to come with you to Maltongrad!!" said Lilly. "Okay, but you promise to stay in the medical tent over there?" asked Skipper. "Yes!! I just want to be with you!!" yelled Lilly. "That'll work, come on, I'll carry you," said Skipper with a smile. "Thanks Skipper," said Lilly, holding her stomach. "Tough pregnancy huh?" asked Skipper. "Yeah, I think my labour is going to happen a little earlier than thought," said Lilly. "Heh, yeah, but isnt it a good thing? Then we'd have less time to wait for the baby to come!!" said Skipper excitedly. "God, this thing is HUGE, and I have to push it out also? That's gonna be very tough, being that this is my first time," said Lilly in slight concern. "You'll be okay, the medical staff for the army is superior, they've been trained in the highest classes of the Eurussian land," said Telow. "Thanks for helping me out here Telow," said Skipper. "No problem, I can be of great assistance at times when people need me," said Telow. "Ah the thrill of the battle is finally coming by again Hannah!!" said Jett in excitement.
"Don't get too excited here mister, this isn't the times when you and me played with cork guns and pretended to be soldiers as kids, this is the REAL battlefield Jett, if you get shot by the "cork" here, you're dead, game over," said Hannah. "Don't worry, as soon as Dr. Damion's ass is on fire, I'll take back your blue emerald," said Jett. "Heh, thanks for that," said Hannah. She then heard the clock bell ring slightly, then she picked up her AIM-236 assault rifle, then packed her Perto-67 in a gun holster. "Guess it's time to go in," said Hannah with a sigh. "Wait!!" said Jett, pulling her back away from the transporter. "What is it Jett?" asked Hannah. Jett then packed his Uzis and shotgun. "If this is ever going to be the last time I see you, allow me to say goodbye at least," said Jett, hugging Hannah tightly. "Heh, I'll miss you too," said Hannah, going up to the transporter, then jumping into it. "Alright, my turn," said Jett, waiting for a few minutes in worry, then hopped into the transporter as well. Kowalski then looked at the transporter with his partner Private. "Alright Private, we've gone a LONG way since when we started," said Kowalski with a smirk. "Yes, indeed we have, I'm going to treasure those times before I discovered earth, and had you have succeeded in your readiness training, I never would've met all these great people!! Like Hannah, Jett, Lilly, even Telow, Alvandier, and Domingo!!" said Private. "Now those times are summing up Private, get ready for our destiny," said Kowalski. "Aye aye Professor!!" said Private with a salute, then hopping into the transporter. "Guess it's my turn now, I bid myself, and these brave men and women well, farewell America," said Kowalski, launching himself into the transporter.
  "So let me get this straight. You both got turned into LEMURS from a MOUSE-ray-thing?" Kowalski asked Dr Horrible as he cleaned out his test tubes. 
  Dr Horrible nodded. "I need a quadrupal-D battery, a spring-loaded finger nail file, and 3 ounces of high-acidic mustard to fix the Mouserizer. That is the only way i can turn us human again. Do you think you might have any of that?" 
   Kowalski dug through his cabinets for a few minutes then shook his head. "Fresh out of.. everything you just said..." he said he observed Captain Hamner looking at his tail like he had just noticed it...
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Skipper: relax Rico is around here somewhere

Kowalski: found him!

Skipper: where?

Kowalski: over there on that block of ice

Private: hes sleeping

Kowalski: more like knocked out

Skipper: lets go check it out

(the guys swim to the ice block)

Skipper: ok but what about Rico?

Kowalski: he'll be fine (checking rico out for injurys)

Private: we're lost!

Skipper: Kowalski try find the map in Rico's belly

Kowalski: what!? I'm not putting my flipper in his belly!

Skipper: fine I'll do it *pushes on Rico's belly*

Rico: *spits out a map*

Skipper: that was easy as cutting pie

Private: where are we then?

Kowalski:...
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"Just another round, once things get calmer, I can pull over, I don't see any other civilization outside this asshat's territory," said Kat, driving further out and seeing her gas meter arrow drop lower and lower. "Gotta find a damn gas station, or kegs of gas at least. So long as I have at least 17 gallons or so," said Kat, slowing her Aston Martin slightly. She looked around, not a single gas station in view at all, until she saw a small patch of pavement, and to her eyes, a single gas pump, rising out of the pavement, and seven gas cans laying on their sides, fully closed. "This seems promising,"...
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Johnston paced around, watching all the machines add the mechanical parts to Dr. Damion. After about ten minutes, he stopped, Damion was ready to be revitalized. He then added the "skin" which was really just latex, which he put over all the mechanical parts of Dr. Damion, then added the texturing to make it more like skin. He then stood back and looked at his work. "Marvelous, it appears as if he fell asleep and he's going to wake up later on, rather than deceased," said Johnston, marveling at his job. He then attached several wires to Dr. Damion, one at his head, two on each flipper, and...
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added by ILUVKOWALSKI
Source: Me. :3
added by mixmaster15
Source: Hannah(Me) and Richard (Idea)
added by SRMTHFG
Source: Me And Mya
posted by 67Dodge
"Yet another murder from the Crescent Killer, can you believe how they got my insignia wrong?" the Kid laughed.

"Mhmm~" Red purred softly, nuzzling her head under the Kid's chin.

"Are ya even listening to me baby, or just having a moment?" the Kid smirked.

"I'm listening..." Red buried her face into his chest.

"You're lusting over me~" the Kid rolled on his back and popped a peck on her cheek.

"Wanna do dat anal?" Red asked with an air of flamboyant swagger.

"Well...."

"Well~?"

"I hope you realize that..."

"Ye?"

"I'm tired of sex, let's just go kill someone~"

"Come on hooooon~ Why noooot?"

The...
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posted by 67Dodge
"I would like to have a word with his excellency, Emperor Richard Walter!" Hannah shouted to the gatehouse.

No response, nor sign of life answered her request. 

Hannah got an idea. 

"I'm carrying twenty boxes of cheese pizza!"

Not two minutes afterwards, the wood and steel gate cracked open, the hinges creaking loudly with age and continuous use. A small female penguin wobbled into the scene. She wagged her tail feathers happily and smiled. 

"Hai Han-nah!" she shouted joyfully. 

Hannah gave her a quick glance. 

"Kitten?" Hannah asked, returning a welcoming smile. 

"Uh huh, poppa let me for pizza!"...
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posted by 67Dodge
The masked medics onsite began to unwrap the bandages on the female penguin Hannah found earlier, and layered them with cleaner ones. 

"She'll be fine, just give us a few weeks to let the stitches seal up, alright?" asked one of the anonymous doctors. 

"Alright," Hannah breathed a sigh of relief. 

"They're- Done?" the patient asked. 

"Yes Vic, and thank god, you lost so much blo-" Hannah was cut off by a scream from Vic. 

"DON'T SAY WHAT I LOST~! It-It'll only call him back...!!" Vic whimpered, squeezing Hannah's flipper. 

"Shhh... There there, the pain is gone, and he can't touch you now,...
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posted by 67Dodge
Hannah swiftly followed the path Kowalski took, recognizing every building, scanning over each street sign and number, still in the correct direction. She stopped short of a crosswalk, catching her breath and wiping her forehead. 

"Good god, if I can't get to Private, oh my god... I can't bear seeing him in.. So much pain.." Hannah's maternal instinct spiked within her heart, as it blasted to the speed of sound, giving her a renewed strength. 

Hannah raced past bystanders, not giving a care in the world about how rude it was, since her top priority at the moment is finding her de-facto son...
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posted by 67Dodge
One switch, a loud clack of doors closing tightly. Lockdown. Amongst the screams of psychopaths, hoots of rapists and soft weeping of thieves and other criminals, Damion had smiled again, Charlie was finally transferred to another cell. He hoped he would, knowing that if Charlie ratted him out for breaking his term restrictions, he'd find a way to kill him without hesitation. With a cell to himself once more, Damion was at peace within. One thing remained however. 

"Hannah, if you fight him alone, you'll get killed... I can't sit in this GOD DAMN JAIL, and let him make you his.. You're mine...
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posted by 67Dodge
A calm breeze erupted from a single air vent in the room, bringing a cool flow of air in a relatively hot day in Fort Grumley, aside from the occasional tick of a perpetually frozen clock, the only sounds made were the light discussions of Hannah, as she began to tend to a distressed Kowalski about his experience.  

"I see he tortured you, but you said on the last day, he was "nice" to you?" asked Hannah, dabbing disinfectant wipes on Kowalski's scrapes and cuts. 

"As in, he really had no intention of hurting me, if anything, he seemed pretty lonely the whole time. I assume from how he behaves...
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posted by DrBsNumber1Fan
Steve and the gang battle Voltaire
Steve and the gang battle Voltaire
Voltaire draws chainsaw even closer to Steve
Voltaire: This is too easy! No one can stop me now!
Cat's voice: Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr....!!!!
Sherlock: What the heck was that?
Cat continues while running on stage furiously
Steve: Cat?
Cat continues and breaks through cage
Voltaire: What the?
Cat: ...aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgh!!! (Tackles and hits Voltaire while riding on him)
Voltaire: Ow! (Drops chainsaw. Chainsaw turns off) Ouch! Ouch! Hey get off me!
Cat: Don't touch my boyfriend! (Punches him and gets off)
Voltaire falls and his arms get pulled back by Cat
Voltaire: Yeow! Let go of me!
Cat: First give me the key...
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posted by DrBsNumber1Fan
Sherlock examines blue hair left by the thief that kidnapped baby Junior
Sherlock examines blue hair left by the thief that kidnapped baby Junior
Steve (Enters): Ah, what a beautiful day in the neighborhood! The pinball tournament is tonight and all my friends are gonna watch me play!
Mr and Mrs. Travis (enter): Junior! Junior! Where are you! Please come back!!! (Mrs Travis cries)
Steve: Hello Mr. and Mrs. Travis! (Gasp) Why Mrs Travis, what's the matter?
Mrs Travis (crying): Our baby Junior is GONE!!!
Steve: What?! What happened to him?
Mr. Travis: He's been kidnapped! We went to wake him up this morning and he wasn't in his crib.
Mrs Travis (crying): Instead we found this! (Shows baby dummy)
Steve: Oh my gosh! That is strange.
Mrs Travis (crying):...
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posted by 67Dodge
"Ah, hello Dewey, nice to see ya for the first time, you don't look too bad yourself," said The Kid with a muse.

"Oh, I'm aware of who you are, you're that crime lord that's been making my boys look bad!" he shouted angrily. 

"That was me? Look bad at what? You can't prove jack shit fat boy, and who are ya gonna tell, the cops?" asked the Kid with a light chuckle. 

King Dewey's face then turned from one of rage, to a smirk. 

"Nope, I know the cops aren't my guys, but I know one thing for sure, Kid, if that's even your name," said King Dewey. 

"Oh yeah, what?" asked the Kid with a wide grin. ...
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posted by Skiparah
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It was a dark and chilly night. The rain and wind was freezing and forced it's way into a man's soul if he wasn't careful. You would imagine that only a penguin could stand freezing temperatures. Yeah, Skipper thought so too. After five minutes outside he was shivering visibly and his beak was chattering. He tried to
pretend it was nothing and walk it off, but every time he moved it felt like walking with a layer of ice encasing you. Finally he stopped behind a brick wall that stood blocking most of the harsh wind and rain and slumped back against it. Something hard and cold hit...
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posted by Random-Partier
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt...
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'Why do I feel like this?' wondered Skipper as he lay awake in his stone cold bunk, ' I've been friends with marlene for almost 3 years and I've never felt like this, so why now? DONG! DONG! DONG! "Ahhhhhhhh!" screamed Sky as she fell out of her bunk and covered her ear-holes. "What the heck is that?!?
"That's the zoo bell, Sky! Don't worry, I nevah really liked that bell eithah..." informed Private whilst he put a reassuring flipper around Sky. Skipper got out of his bunk and got some coffee whilst watching...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
(Little note: Some things in this chapter will be a teeny tiny bit different to the RP. :P)

As the group sat on the ground, desperately trying to think of ways to save Emma, Kait slipped away, then came back with a armful (or flipperful) of leaves.

"What are you doing lass?" Ashley asked curiously.

"I'm putting these on her cuts, it should stop any more blood loss." Kait explained. She passed a handful of them to Dylan, asking him to help, then began laying some around the wounds. She tied a few around Emma's flippers, and sat back down.

"I hope she'll be a bit better now." Ashley said, patting...
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