Total Drama Island Article: TDWT Aftermath 1! *SPOILERS!!!*

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posted by FireFlys113

TDI wiki got some part of the first TDWT aftermath! WARNING! SPOILERS!

Blainely: So...how does everybody feel about the fact that it's Geoff's fault that you're all out of the game?
Geoff: (gasps) Hey...I tried to organize us into a rescue party from the bus of doom.
Blainely: And now your rescue party has to sit and watch everyone else play for a million.
Geoff: I threw a great consolation party, with a piñata!
Trent: Yeah, that was my guitar. I kept telling you!
Geoff: I'd rather host the aftermath than suffer through more drama.
Blainely: Care to prove it with a game of Truth or Hammer?
Blainely: Nice moves, Geoff. Almost nicer than the moves Alejandro made on Bridgette.
Geoff: Happy, happy, happy! Happy, happy- (Hammer swings down) Whoa, game's over! Time to move on to our first segment. We'll be spending time with everyone who's left the show since the season began.
Blainely: Everyone we could find, at least. Because two ex-contestants have gone AWOL. Which leads you our new segment, as designed by moi.
Trent: Only Duncan would throw away a chance at a million! Idiot.
Eva: So, you've gotta tell me what I saw.
Scottish Man: (gibberish)
Eva: What are you saying?! Aw, forget this!
Blainely: Camera shy? So not cool, Ezekiel.
Justin: You just said "Ezekiel" and "cool" in the same sentance. Hilarious!
Blainely: What do you think? Real or fake?
Katie: Ghost!
Sadie: (screams)
Blainely: You know, surfer, vegetarian, blonde hair?
Geoff: Oh, yeah. Who was that again?
Beth: Bridgette, your girlfriend! The one who made out on TV with Alejandro and then kissed a pole! 'member?
Blainely: That's right! Please welcome our soulful surfer, who's unfortunate habit of kissing really cute dudes-
Geoff: Harold! Let's welcome out, Harold!
Harold: (is pushed onstage) But I'm no surfer. Unless you count the net. And I've never kissed any dudes before.
Harold: It's over?! I was on the show for three seasons and all I get is a nano-second?!
Harold: (in a flashback; next to Justin who is urinating) When your bladder is full, it's roughly the size of a softball. (Justin puches Harold. Next flashback; Harold is talking to Heather) The world's longest cricket match lasted 14 days. That's a lot of googlies. (Heather kicks him. Next flashback; Harold is talking to Noah) In Alaska, it's illegal to talk to someone who is moosehunting. (Moose rams Harold. Next flashback; Harold is talking to the camera) Squirrels only blink one eye at a time. Like this. (Demonstrates. Squirrel punches him.)
TriviaThis episode title is based on the Simon & Garfunkel song, "Bridge Over Troubled Water".
In this episode, it is revealed that Duncan and Ezekiel are "AWOL."

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taytrain97 Awwwwwwwwwww~! Geoff and Bridgette are so ka-yoooot together! x3

TDIfangirl Um, didn't you throw almost every challenge since TDA, Trent? So yeeeeeeeeah, you don't need to be talking. Aww, I knew this ep would end with a Brigeoff kiss!

Duncan_Courtney Omg, I LOVE that pic of Geoff and Bridgette, so sweet. Kay I MUST watch this episode now!!!!

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Miranda and Duncan chapter one

posted by potterandtdi

I walked down the street with my black converse clopping on the pavement. I hear a faint bang but ignore it. I hear it again, but a little louder. Someone pushes me off the sidewalk and into a nearby alleyway. I open my eyes and see a handsom man on top of me. He has a green mohawk topping his jet black hair. His skin was a nice
in-the-middle color, not too pale, not too tan. And his eyes, oh, those teal blue eyes got me. They were rich and smooth. They had a touch of green, only a faint one. Those eyes were what got me. "I'm sorry I tackled you. I hope it didn't hurt." he said. He reached...

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The SO-Called-Finale Part 1 (Duncan's Point Of Veiw)

posted by bubblegum05

NOTE:I DIDNT REMMEBER IT WORD FOR WORD

Yeah, I deserve to win the million. I also desrve Courtney and her princess ways but NOOOOOO SHE BROKE UP WITH ME! I was in a pool with Courtney, and she said she wanted to make out. It was the best moment ever in my life. Untill BETH woke me up with all her chattering! "WEAR A BLIND-FOLD LOSER!" I screamed. Then, I waited for laughs. "Uh guys?" I said. "Oh ya, nobody else in the cabin."I shoved my pocket knife into the side of my bunk. "Now i'll never get to sleep." In a flash something that looked like pruple hairspray came in through the top of my...

TDA Replay Episode 17; Super Hero ID {starring Yurie}

posted by Mp4girl

Episode 17; “Super Hero ID”

Everyone was awake by three in the morning on that day. Courtney and Lindsay really smelled! And I said so.
They were too busy arguing to notice. I sighed, and since I was awake already, I changed and stepped out. Oh, well. I’m off to meet Duncan.

I stepped out (everyone else did, also) and Chris was already there. He explained the challenge, super-power, blah, blah, blah.
I designed and made my costume quickly, so I could spend “quality time” with Duncan.
It was sky blue and cream, with a red sash around my waist. A red ribbon held back my hair. I showed it...

TDA Replay, (Episode 15; Million Dollar Babies) [with Kiyurie]

posted by Mp4girl

Episode 15: “Million Dollar Babies”
I decided to eliminate Lindsay and Gwen from the competition.
***
“A sports challenge?” I echoed.
“Sounds like fun, right?” Duncan laughed.
“For you, maybe.”
He smiled and kissed my cheek.
I waited while Chris explained the challenge… blah blah blah tires…
“Ready? Annnndd….. GO!” Chris yelled when he had finished.
So our team went, and after all, it wasn’t that hard.
And Chris told us who we’d be competing against.
Courtney and… Heather.
Me and Duncan.
Justin and Leshawna.
Harold and Beth.
What was that? “Kiyurie, you’re switching...

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A Random Story Me (Random9747649) And duncanlovR Made (Story 4)

posted by Random9747649

Once upon a time... a fry ate off of Duncan's mowhawk.... and Duncan yelled and said "OH, HELL NO!I'M BASICALLY NAKED!" then... Courtney ate green jelly... then Owen yelled "WHYYYY?!?"...then said "its still warm" then Duncan said "I feel a cool breeze" then Owen said back "ur naked T_T" Duncan said "o ya.. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" and ran around and then kissed Courtney...After the kiss, Duncan jumped on Owen's head like he had a HUGE douse of crack and... fell off a cliff into the screaming fangirls!...And Duncan landed right into the Koolade Guy's arms and the Koolade Guy said..."My my Duncan... didn't know u had ' a THING' for me!"... Harold,Trent,Gwen, & Courtney said "WTF?Duncan? What happened to US?!"... "TO BAD!!!!!!! I'm going out with koolade dude now MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Duncan said........... Everyone: 0_0 DAMN! THE END!

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chrizzy vs nizzy part1

posted by Fangirl99

i was thinking,thinking,hard.i was a little tired of dating owen,i had my heart set on someone else,well,two people,for that matter.

"owen,"i began,waken owen up from sleep.
"what is it,izz?i was having the best dream about the thanksgiving feast."

that was also soemthing i was sick off.hes obbsestion over food.thats all he talked about. food.

"well,owen,you see, i tihkn we need to see other people."
"izzy,did you just say we need ot see other people? cause tharts what i heard.
"yes,owen,i jut said."
"but why?"
"i have my heart set on someone else."
"who?"
"im not sure,but,im thinking. good bye,owen"...

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MY NEW "DCS"="DRAMA CAN'T STOP" SERIES!!!!

posted by TOTALFan

Staring!
Sumer, Andrea, Jared, Kalia, Paige, Phil, Brooke, Issabella, Alex, Rainie, Miranda, Ashley, Emlee, Rikki, ME Christy, Coolthingsfan14 (LOL I DNT KNOW HIS NAME =P,)Brooke, DramaLyric, Brittany,
WHOEVER ELSE WANTS TO BE IN DCS MESSAGE ME!!!!!!
THERE IS ALOT OF SPACE, IM LOOKING FOR MORE CHARACTERS!!!
MESSAGE ME OR COMMENT!!!

IF U HAV A CHARACTER TELL ME!!

I NEED MORE PEOPLE

ASK OR MAKE SOMEONE TO MAKE U A CHARACTER SO THT U CAN BE IN THIS NEW ARTICLE('S)
And if u know somebody tht has a character name and lol personality, ask em if they wanna be in it.
Seriously, this is gonna be really awesome.
oh and if u r one of those people tht i put here and u dnt want to be in the new series jst tell me.

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Life After Lies - Chapter 2 - Interaction

posted by gigirl942

~~

"Seeing as how my karma (which had been biting me in the ass repeatedly since I was 16) apparently still owed me a lot, and the quality of my luck was just poor overall, the chances of things going wrong for me very soon were probably quite high. I just hope I hadn't jinxed it by thinking that."

~~

I jinxed it.

My life was now, officially, unnecessarily complicated.

Why? Because there, on the screen of that PDA, tied to a chair, was Noah.

My old life just had to find a way to interfere with my new life, didn't it?

Joy.

I took the elevator down to floor A1, that nervous feeling in my stomach becoming...

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Life After Lies - Chapter 1 - Closure

posted by gigirl942

I got to hear my eulogy today.

I still don't know why I didn't shut the stupid TV off. I knew full well that I would rather not have watched those idiots on the screen pretend to mourn me. There was no use lying to myself in an attempt to chase away any regret or remorse I felt for my decision. It was obvious to everyone that I would not be missed.

It was sad really. Everything about that funeral was a lie. The bowed heads and solemn faces; the tears; the casket of polished oak and the wax figurine inside. Even the flowers, fresh roses and gorgeous lavenders, were being used to remember someone...

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Total Drama TV Episode 3: I Write Songs, Not Tragedies pt 1/4

posted by 7thGradeGenius

XD SHE CANT SING!!!!!!!

That next morning at 5 AM...

Chris: ALL CONTESTANTS MUST BE DRESSED AND AT THE MUSIC THEATER DOWN THE BEACH IN T-MINUS THIRTY MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: *groans*

(After everybody is awake and at the theater)

Chris: OK, today's challenge is a talent contest.

Veronica: OOOH! YAY!!!

Britt and Jacki: *laugh*

Chris: Uh, anyway, seeing as there are 11 of you, I decided to spice things up. And seeing as how this is a music challenge, please welcome, from the past three seasons - Trent!

Trent: Hey everyone!

Duncan: Ah, it's little Pretty Boy.

Trent: Shut it, Duncan.

Courtney: FINALLY, we're on the same page!...

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Three's Twilight: Trapped Under A Spell: Kaycee's Story pt 2

posted by 7thGradeGenius

Kaycee....set free

Kaycee's POV: Kaycee walked on the soft, lush green grass of the small meadow seperating the vamps from the bar. She was determined to see Duncan, no matter what, if it meant sacrificing being a vampire, if it meant suicide, anything. Suddenly, she heard crisp footsteps behind her.

"Kaycee!"

Kaycee quickly looked back and saw Bridgette, Courtney, and Gwen running toward her. She turned back around and started running- one boot on, one boot off. She ran all demented like and slow because her one-not shoe pattern was slowing her down. She stopped, reached down, and unzipped her boot, taking it...

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Total Drama X Chapter one

posted by jadore_renard

Note: You should read the prologue before you read this :D link

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxDUNCANxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Duncan laid down in his bed, staring at a particular spot on the ceiling. He'd been laying like this for over an hour. He was thinking the same thing he'd been thinking nearly every minute of every day for the past three months. How could she have dumped him? Duncan knew he had his flaws, he was defiant, rude, sneaky. But he thought Courtney loved him despite those things. He punched the wall in frustration. Duncan sighed, where was Harold when he needed a human...

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TDA starring Kiyurie (Ep. 13 "Ocean's Eight or Nine" Part 1)

posted by Mp4girl

(Sorry to everyone for this, but I decided that except for Geoff, Leshawna, and whoever else was voted off, every camper that got voted off in the original series is voted off. Except, Gwen came back.) And… change of teams. As usual, the original teams are the teams for this. It’s too hard to remember.

And, my other articles are on the TDA spot...

I was in a weird place that looked exactly like a bank. A studio, I noticed.
“Kiyurie, you’ll have to wear this.” Chris tossed a blonde wig at me.
I smirked at it. “Uh… why?”
“Be-CAUSE,” He started, “You’ll be the bank teller for...

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Total Drama TV Episode 2 part 3/4

posted by 7thGradeGenius

Back on the bottom floors...

Britt: *typing in something on her PDA*

Jacki: *catches up with her* BRITT!

Britt: Go away.

Jacki: Look, I'm really sorry I didn't-

Britt: You know what hurts the most about all this? Was the fact that I liked him. But you ruined it for me by banging him.

Jacki: I'm so sorry, I-

Britt: I HATE YOU! GO FUCK OFF!!! *runs away crying*

Jacki: Brittani! *sighs*

*Her cell phone rings, Britt stops dead in the hall*

Britt: What was that?

Dee-dee, dee-dee, chh chh, chh chhh

Jacki: HA! How could you think I'ma fall for that?

Britt: O.O Jacki, LOOK OUT!!!

Jacki: Huh? *turns around and gets...

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ChrisMcleanxKatie (OC): Totally Dramatic Assistant (chapter 1)

posted by sonicluver101

“Of course, no good jobs are ever available around here…”

Katie, a 22 year old women mumbled to herself as she flipped through the job ads in the newspaper. Walking down the street, she gave a small sigh as she folded up the paper and tucked it into her back pocket and walked past a television store that let you watch the shows from the window.

“…So make sure to watch Total Drama Island, airing today! We’re going to put our contestants through some terrifying, CRAZY, and all around awesome stunts---“

She stopped, backtracked, and turned her attention to the T.V. that was advertising...

dxb:since when? last part!

posted by Fangirl99

brooke POV
"um,okay,what the hll are you.."
i was cut off cause,he kissed me uhu!no,really he did! see hers a pic!k,soo,i dont have a pic,but, im seriouse! watch the vid you stinkin people!
after,like about 5 minutes i spoke.
"WHAT???????????!!!!!!!!"
"what"
"you,you,you,you,you,kisse,me!"
"yeah,so?"
"bad boy"
"i konw"
"womainzer"
"i know"
"okay,so..... is that a yes?"
"i dont konw you tell me."
"oh,boy"
"yep"
"hmmmm."
well,thats it,or is it? wait,no really, is it? oh,wait,its not!

duncans POV (finally)
whyd i do that?i wanted to.
so then, i had more tricks up my sleeve.so,i asked her.
"you like me?"
"well duh!" she said.
"well,i tihkn yor hot"
"thanks,you are too"
brookes POV
"awkward" i said.
then he got closer,he put his hands on my shoulders,and hthen he started t olick my cheek.
okay,im done, go ask duncan for more info.

duncan POV
okay,so yeahi did that then, we started making out, and the rest,you dont ogtta know.

THE END!:D

Undivided Sense : A Fangirl love song I wrote

posted by kickassbjean

I know this song sucks but I wrote it at like, two in da freakin morning

A song I wrote the other night called Undivided Sense...

Acoustic guitar starts playing to pick up the intro...

You never make up your mind
When you tell me that you love me
Then you say you can't decide
Whether you should stay or should you go away
But no matter what you do
I keep on comin' back to you
'Casue girl, you're my everything
You're the sun when it rises
You're the moon when it shines
You're the blue in the sky when everything is fine

So why do I, cry my eyes out at night
You gone and say out ain't comin back
I can't feel anything more when you leave me
Girl, those hypnotizing lies
Those big, blue...

The Blood and Guts of TDI

posted by bubblegum05

"Hey,what's up guys?!I got good news for you." said Trent,walking onto the stage.Lindsay and Beth were hosting a AWESOME Halloween party in the city!They were matching witches,just like Katie and Sadie being matching Princesses.Heather was dressed as a bee,Duncan being the only one not getting the joke."What are you even dressed as?!" asked Heather,being a pain."It doesnt matter,the Haunted House is ready!!!Ok everybody just has to step into this tunel.." He explained.

Evreybody started walking in,when Cody the vampire started asking questions."Uh,is this REALLY scary?Is there a bathroom in...

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A Random Story Me (Random9747649) And duncanluvR Made (Story2)

posted by Random9747649

Once apon a time... a frog.. named figment... died.. after eating a tree in one bite and... choking on water...then bender stepped on it while robbing a bank... with Duncan....The human & robot managed to steal a golden staple...... and a rock.....and the rock was very epic.... cuz it was emo...but Izzy flew in(Yah, I say FLEW) and ran off with it.. but with the rocks magical powers it threw a poptart to New York and Izzy followed...Then the poptart screamed "THIS IS VI-O-LENT"!....so the the poptart kept flying in circles and...Kissed....Bella!!(my dog) but she got afraid and ran away...And Jackknife sayed "I love you, corn that poped.. Then Owl City came in and sang Fireflies..While Cody Jizzed In His pants...While he ate a banana..with mustard and cheese.. then ate the poptart...with more cheese... man Cody likes cheese...Screamed... THE END!

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A Random Story Me (Random9747649) And duncanluvR Made (Very Random)

posted by Random9747649

Once apon a time a werewolf named Jack went to Duncan's house and made waffles. But Duncan wanted poptarts. so he screamed "WHY"?!? And he nearly killed Jack. But Harold blocked him. Then, Duncan got mad and threw Harold out the window. But Harold had poptarts so Duncan got madder. Courtney randomly screamed in the backround "I WANNA ROCK"! So Duncan threw one at her. And it hit her face. Duncan got EVEN MADDER that Harold hugged him and gave him a crushed poptart, so Duncan crushed the poptart even more and chucked it in Harold's mouth. Harold fell on the ground and landed on a trampoline?...