TDI wiki got some part of the first TDWT aftermath! WARNING! SPOILERS!
Blainely: So...how does everybody feel about the fact that it's Geoff's fault that you're all out of the game?
Geoff: (gasps) Hey...I tried to organize us into a rescue party from the bus of doom.
Blainely: And now your rescue party has to sit and watch everyone else play for a million.
Geoff: I threw a great consolation party, with a piñata!
Trent: Yeah, that was my guitar. I kept telling you!
Geoff: I'd rather host the aftermath than suffer through more drama.
Blainely: Care to prove it with a game of Truth or Hammer?
Blainely: Nice moves, Geoff. Almost nicer than the moves Alejandro made on Bridgette.
Geoff: Happy, happy, happy! Happy, happy- (Hammer swings down) Whoa, game's over! Time to move on to our first segment. We'll be spending time with everyone who's left the show since the season began.
Blainely: Everyone we could find, at least. Because two ex-contestants have gone AWOL. Which leads you our new segment, as designed by moi.
Trent: Only Duncan would throw away a chance at a million! Idiot.
Eva: So, you've gotta tell me what I saw.
Scottish Man: (gibberish)
Eva: What are you saying?! Aw, forget this!
Blainely: Camera shy? So not cool, Ezekiel.
Justin: You just said "Ezekiel" and "cool" in the same sentance. Hilarious!
Blainely: What do you think? Real or fake?
Katie: Ghost!
Sadie: (screams)
Blainely: You know, surfer, vegetarian, blonde hair?
Geoff: Oh, yeah. Who was that again?
Beth: Bridgette, your girlfriend! The one who made out on TV with Alejandro and then kissed a pole! 'member?
Blainely: That's right! Please welcome our soulful surfer, who's unfortunate habit of kissing really cute dudes-
Geoff: Harold! Let's welcome out, Harold!
Harold: (is pushed onstage) But I'm no surfer. Unless you count the net. And I've never kissed any dudes before.
Harold: It's over?! I was on the show for three seasons and all I get is a nano-second?!
Harold: (in a flashback; next to Justin who is urinating) When your bladder is full, it's roughly the size of a softball. (Justin puches Harold. Next flashback; Harold is talking to Heather) The world's longest cricket match lasted 14 days. That's a lot of googlies. (Heather kicks him. Next flashback; Harold is talking to Noah) In Alaska, it's illegal to talk to someone who is moosehunting. (Moose rams Harold. Next flashback; Harold is talking to the camera) Squirrels only blink one eye at a time. Like this. (Demonstrates. Squirrel punches him.)
TriviaThis episode title is based on the Simon & Garfunkel song, "Bridge Over Troubled Water".
In this episode, it is revealed that Duncan and Ezekiel are "AWOL."
Blainely: So...how does everybody feel about the fact that it's Geoff's fault that you're all out of the game?
Geoff: (gasps) Hey...I tried to organize us into a rescue party from the bus of doom.
Blainely: And now your rescue party has to sit and watch everyone else play for a million.
Geoff: I threw a great consolation party, with a piñata!
Trent: Yeah, that was my guitar. I kept telling you!
Geoff: I'd rather host the aftermath than suffer through more drama.
Blainely: Care to prove it with a game of Truth or Hammer?
Blainely: Nice moves, Geoff. Almost nicer than the moves Alejandro made on Bridgette.
Geoff: Happy, happy, happy! Happy, happy- (Hammer swings down) Whoa, game's over! Time to move on to our first segment. We'll be spending time with everyone who's left the show since the season began.
Blainely: Everyone we could find, at least. Because two ex-contestants have gone AWOL. Which leads you our new segment, as designed by moi.
Trent: Only Duncan would throw away a chance at a million! Idiot.
Eva: So, you've gotta tell me what I saw.
Scottish Man: (gibberish)
Eva: What are you saying?! Aw, forget this!
Blainely: Camera shy? So not cool, Ezekiel.
Justin: You just said "Ezekiel" and "cool" in the same sentance. Hilarious!
Blainely: What do you think? Real or fake?
Katie: Ghost!
Sadie: (screams)
Blainely: You know, surfer, vegetarian, blonde hair?
Geoff: Oh, yeah. Who was that again?
Beth: Bridgette, your girlfriend! The one who made out on TV with Alejandro and then kissed a pole! 'member?
Blainely: That's right! Please welcome our soulful surfer, who's unfortunate habit of kissing really cute dudes-
Geoff: Harold! Let's welcome out, Harold!
Harold: (is pushed onstage) But I'm no surfer. Unless you count the net. And I've never kissed any dudes before.
Harold: It's over?! I was on the show for three seasons and all I get is a nano-second?!
Harold: (in a flashback; next to Justin who is urinating) When your bladder is full, it's roughly the size of a softball. (Justin puches Harold. Next flashback; Harold is talking to Heather) The world's longest cricket match lasted 14 days. That's a lot of googlies. (Heather kicks him. Next flashback; Harold is talking to Noah) In Alaska, it's illegal to talk to someone who is moosehunting. (Moose rams Harold. Next flashback; Harold is talking to the camera) Squirrels only blink one eye at a time. Like this. (Demonstrates. Squirrel punches him.)
TriviaThis episode title is based on the Simon & Garfunkel song, "Bridge Over Troubled Water".
In this episode, it is revealed that Duncan and Ezekiel are "AWOL."
lucas
angel
andrea
jakki
mallory
samantha
samantha rollings
sara
ashley
suna
dustin
rose
lynn
anacpriana
sara
kristing
amy
kenya
chelsea
blaze Swift
and im sorry if you sign up and your name is not here you might be in the 2 season but only two will be there and the host will be chirs and im OC chacter will be there too my OCS name is tak she might be friends with the goths or emos soon the finle two will come up soon vote for one of them and all of them who sign up will have to sing hahahahahahahahahahahah lol they might say bad words and get pist off cause they have to sing soon the chacter from total drama world tour will be there too vote too bewere of the emos and the goths
angel
andrea
jakki
mallory
samantha
samantha rollings
sara
ashley
suna
dustin
rose
lynn
anacpriana
sara
kristing
amy
kenya
chelsea
blaze Swift
and im sorry if you sign up and your name is not here you might be in the 2 season but only two will be there and the host will be chirs and im OC chacter will be there too my OCS name is tak she might be friends with the goths or emos soon the finle two will come up soon vote for one of them and all of them who sign up will have to sing hahahahahahahahahahahah lol they might say bad words and get pist off cause they have to sing soon the chacter from total drama world tour will be there too vote too bewere of the emos and the goths
BAND: THEME SONG
HOST: NEXT UP IS KAYLA
KAYLA: HELLO WOO THIS IS AWESOME
HOST: NEXT UP IS RACHAEL III
RACHAEL III: HI GUYS
HOST: TAYLOR
TAYLOR: HELLO CAST
HOST: THE NEXT MEMBER IS ALICE
ALICE: HELLO GUYS
HOST: NEXT UP IS DANI
DANI: WHAT UP DUDES
GRIP: UM... A HI SAM
SAM: HELLO
DAWN: HELLO CUTTIE
CARL: YEP THAT IS MY CATS NAME
(DAWN SIGHS)
BRIAN: HELLO
NADELLE: I DON`T LIKE YOU
BRIAN: WANT TO MAKE OUT
NADELLE: YES
HOST: EVERYBODY LISTEN HERE ARE THE TEAMS
SCREAMING GOFFERS
LOVE
SERENA
VENESSA
CRYSTAL
KAYLA
KILLER BASS
RACHAEL III
TAYLOR
ALICE
DANI