Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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Whether you hate Twilight so much it fills you with a burning rage so powerful it's full extent can only be expressed through the medium of interpretive dance, or love it so much you plan to sail out to international waters to avoid those pesky laws that prevent you from marrying a book, or perhaps even exist in the non crazy middleground between the two, overexposure can be a pain. Especially when it gets to the level where suddenly everything becomes linked to Twilight. You hear the name 'Edward', you think 'Cullen', the word 'sparkles' you think 'vampire', the words 'howler monkey' you think 'hey, that's the first thing today that didn't make me think of freakin' Twilight...except it totally just did...dammit!'
The best way to overcome it is to remember all the other things linked to those words, so in the interest of curing involuntarily Twilight association here are some other:


Edwards - Edward Scissorhands, Edward Rochester (Jane Eyre character), Prince Edward (Enchanted), Edward Norton, Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist character), Eddie Izzard, Mr Ed, Ed westwick

Bellas - Bellatrix Lestrange, Belle (beauty and the beast), Bela Lugosi (Dracula!), Isabella Rossellini

Alices - Alice In wonderland, Alice Cooper, Alice Longbottom (Harry Potter character), Alice Ayres (Closer character)

Jacobs - Jacob Marley (a christmas carol)

Esmes - Esme Pasquale (character on Dexter)

Twilights - The Twilight Zone, Buffy s8 comic book villain, the actual time of day

Things that sparkle - Diamonds, glitter glue, stars, those annoying cards where the sparkles get all over you and never come off

People-shaped things that sparkle - Lady Gaga, Liberace, Occasionally Elton John, Cher, Adam Lambert, strippers, clumsy children doing arts and crafts, People who just recieved those annoying cards where the sparkles get all over you and never come off

Forks - Actual forks that you eat with.

Nessies - The Loch Ness monster

Person whose name sounds a lot like Stephenie Meyer, which keeps causing me to get mixed up when talking about vampires - Stephen Moyer from True Blood

Vampire stories - Dracula, Buffy the vampire slayer, True Blood, Anne Rice's vampire chronicles, Moonlight, The vampire diaries, The lost boys, Vampire: The Masquerade, Blade, Angel, Daybreakers

These were just off the top of my head, so if anyone has anything they'd like to add to any category, or any new category you'd like to start mention it in the comments and I'll edit it in.
Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett riffing the film New Moon.
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Vampires from all over meet for their annual reunion. Appearances by Edward Cullen, Angel, Dracula, Count von Count, Bill Compton, and more. Featuring a special visit from Buffy.
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Hahahahahaha... Team Flea @1:40 LOL. xD
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Watch that part at 1:50-3:10. Taylor did mentioned it before in another interview a few months back. The 40+ year old woman asked him to sign her Team Taylor panties during some autograph session... O_O I thought it was creepy...
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I recently got into the show Supernatural (everyone should), and I happened upon this hilarious video. It shows how Dean Winchester (My new favorite character of all time) is better than Twilight.
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Someone doesn't like what Edward Cullen and his Twilight pals are doing to Vampire Mythology. Another funny parody. :)
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A video on how I was convinced of Twilight's problematic nature.
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Another EvilIguanaProduction Twilight related parody, this time on one of the New Moon trailers.
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5:20 I wonder what some of the fans think of this. I think Taylor has noticed that some fans don't like him simply because he plays Jacob so is saying he's not on any teams when he's made it clear he's Team Jacob. Poor Tay.
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So I was originally going to publish this article in the Books to Read spot, but then found this place, and I think it fits in here much better :) Anywho, this is an opinion article I originally wrote for my school newspaper. Yes, it's a bit of a rant, but I don't mean to be offensive, so please don't take it that way. Enjoy :)

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There’s no way you haven’t heard of it. From the first publishing of that first book to the most recent perfume-bottle scandal, Twilight has permeated the very core of pop culture, not to mention high school conversation. No matter whether...
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Fromthisgirl on YouTube has a question for the Twilight fangirls. She also explains why she thinks they AREN'T in love.
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The sequal. Oh. "I almost don't wanna watch it. SO that I can you know, watch it again later?"
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Lately, I've heard and seen jokes and comments about Edward being "pathetic" or "gay" because he was a 100 year old virgin. I've written this article to state that I see no problem in him being a virgin. I feel that virginity is not something to poke fun at. It simply means that someone wants to save themselves for that special someone whom they are going to spend the rest of their life with. I myself am a virgin and plan to stay that way until I get married.

However, I am somewhat confused. If Edward has lived for 100 years and has yet to give himself to anyone, then why does he decide to have...
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Seriously it's scary to think this Twihard may have been serious with these statements. This is a version with the Black Pawn Movement's riffs because the original video has been removed by the user. For some reason they ALWAYS are! ;D
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