I hate Severus Snape

Join the club – we’ve got jackets and everything

I really wish Hermione hadn’t gotten you addicted to Shrek 2

What’s up with Shrek 2; it’s an awesome movie

Yeah.. It’s an awesome movie that’s incredibly prejudiced against witches

Good point – I’m not a witch though

Neither am I, but I still think it’s highly prejudiced

Can we talk about something else, I don’t even know what prejudiced means

It means bias

I don’t know what bias means either

Go look it up in Hermione’s dictionary

Hermione isn’t here

I’m not an idiot, I know she’s not here, ask her when we’re in the common room

Why bother, she’ll be too immersed in homework to hear anything – hell, if I stripped and jiggled my whatsit in front of her, she’d just keep writing

You’re a sick man, Fred

Yeah, well, it’s fun being sick

I pray to god every night that you’re adopted and have been transfigured to the Proteus Charm

That’s just mean

Yeah, well, it’s fun being mean

That is my line! *storms out*

You are a sad strange little man – and you have my pity

My pity, it should be the other way round!

Oh yeah?

Yeah!

Oh yeah?

Yeah!

OY?

Y!

OY?

Y!

I’m uninterested with this argument

OH YEAH! That’s right! You run away!

You know what?

What?

We should have another bet

That we should

It’s your go

OK... I bet I can’t swallow an entire jug of OJ and not choke – I win, I get to tar and feather you

Deal

“Weasleys! Detention!” called Snape from his desk.