Authors POV
Zim decided that he would go back to his house instead of walking Merribelle home. Because, you know, it was Merribelles umbrella. " Sure you don' need anything else?" said Zim. Positive?? Im fine. Said Merribelle. Just then, the worst thing ever happened.
Gir came.
He jumped onto Merribelle's face saying, HI NEW FRIEND!!! GET IT OFF!!!! screamed Merribelle. Zim took Gir off her face.
What is that?! Said Merribelle.
A umm... dog. Said Zim.
Dude, its green and has a zipper on it, said Merribelle. Does it have a skin condition like you??
No, said Zim. Its a umm..... dog from China! Yes, China!
Dogs from China dont look like that. Trust me, me and my da-
Just then, Marribelle stopped. I can't talk. She said. I have to go. She walked away without another word.
Dib's POV
I walked along the sidewalk wondering if I should prove to Merri that Zim was a alien. ( Yes, that's the nickname I gave her, Merri)
Just then, I heard someone crying. I looked all around, but couldn't find anyone.
Just then I made the noise out.
It was coming from in the wood's.
I walked in the wood's, only to find Merri weeping her heart out.
I started to walk over to her, until I tripped over a log.
Stupid me.
I stood up but I couldn't see a thing. My glasses had fallen somewhere.
I guess Merri heard me trip over her crying because I gained my sight back when she put my glasses on for me.
Thanks, I said, adjusting my glasses.
Why are you even here? She said.
Because I heard you crying.
At that moment I knew I said the wrong thing. She hates people and will probably hate me.
Thanks, she said. She bent over and hugged me, then walked away.
I passed out :)
Zim decided that he would go back to his house instead of walking Merribelle home. Because, you know, it was Merribelles umbrella. " Sure you don' need anything else?" said Zim. Positive?? Im fine. Said Merribelle. Just then, the worst thing ever happened.
Gir came.
He jumped onto Merribelle's face saying, HI NEW FRIEND!!! GET IT OFF!!!! screamed Merribelle. Zim took Gir off her face.
What is that?! Said Merribelle.
A umm... dog. Said Zim.
Dude, its green and has a zipper on it, said Merribelle. Does it have a skin condition like you??
No, said Zim. Its a umm..... dog from China! Yes, China!
Dogs from China dont look like that. Trust me, me and my da-
Just then, Marribelle stopped. I can't talk. She said. I have to go. She walked away without another word.
Dib's POV
I walked along the sidewalk wondering if I should prove to Merri that Zim was a alien. ( Yes, that's the nickname I gave her, Merri)
Just then, I heard someone crying. I looked all around, but couldn't find anyone.
Just then I made the noise out.
It was coming from in the wood's.
I walked in the wood's, only to find Merri weeping her heart out.
I started to walk over to her, until I tripped over a log.
Stupid me.
I stood up but I couldn't see a thing. My glasses had fallen somewhere.
I guess Merri heard me trip over her crying because I gained my sight back when she put my glasses on for me.
Thanks, I said, adjusting my glasses.
Why are you even here? She said.
Because I heard you crying.
At that moment I knew I said the wrong thing. She hates people and will probably hate me.
Thanks, she said. She bent over and hugged me, then walked away.
I passed out :)
Zim:(Try) to give him advice/ tell him his disguise is lame.
Dib:Tell him that his head isn't big;it's bloody GINORMOUS!!!
Gaz: Challenge her to a DDR match
GIR:Whack him on his head and see if it has any effect.
Tallest Red:Spray him with multiple super soakers.
Tallest Purple: Drag him into a closet and kiss him...
Keef:Punch his face; see if he is still smiling afterwards!
Skoodge: Call him and get him to help Zim.
Tak:Kill her. Like, really KILL her.
Professor Membrane: Call him an irresponsible bastard.
Dib:Tell him that his head isn't big;it's bloody GINORMOUS!!!
Gaz: Challenge her to a DDR match
GIR:Whack him on his head and see if it has any effect.
Tallest Red:Spray him with multiple super soakers.
Tallest Purple: Drag him into a closet and kiss him...
Keef:Punch his face; see if he is still smiling afterwards!
Skoodge: Call him and get him to help Zim.
Tak:Kill her. Like, really KILL her.
Professor Membrane: Call him an irresponsible bastard.
1. Pull the Tallest out of their uniforms on belief that they are actually short.
1B. This'll probably end with your exile
2. Tell Zim he's now the Tallest.
3. Give Dib false coordinates to Irk that actually send him to Blorch
4. Tell Gaz there is a GS3 out.
4B. we are not responsible for your death.
5. Unleash a giant godzilla like Hamster on the Massive.
6. Tell Zim that you know how to destroy the Earth, and then walk away not telling him.
7. Give Tak a weenie shaped like Zim is the best form of irony.
7B. But will result in your death.
8. Steal Zim's voot for a joy ride.
9. Give Zim the Death Star on his birthday.
9B. And Give Dib R2D2
10. Tell the characters they are fictional, a cult hit, and have been cancelled.
10B. We are not responsible for the fangirls that'll kill you for that one.
1B. This'll probably end with your exile
2. Tell Zim he's now the Tallest.
3. Give Dib false coordinates to Irk that actually send him to Blorch
4. Tell Gaz there is a GS3 out.
4B. we are not responsible for your death.
5. Unleash a giant godzilla like Hamster on the Massive.
6. Tell Zim that you know how to destroy the Earth, and then walk away not telling him.
7. Give Tak a weenie shaped like Zim is the best form of irony.
7B. But will result in your death.
8. Steal Zim's voot for a joy ride.
9. Give Zim the Death Star on his birthday.
9B. And Give Dib R2D2
10. Tell the characters they are fictional, a cult hit, and have been cancelled.
10B. We are not responsible for the fangirls that'll kill you for that one.
Okami, the wolf
I set up a human 'house' across the 'street' from Zim. "S.I.R.," I sighed, lazing back in a chair.
"Yes, mistress?" It snapped, shooting out infront of me.
"Did you finish installing the cameras in Zim's base?"
"Yes mistress!" S.I.R. said with a salute.
"Good." A screen dropped infront of the door, and a fuzzy picture of inside Zim's base appeared. "Try to get it a little clearer." S.I.R. nodded and flew off. I sighed. Zim walked infront of the camera, and started screaming about how the Tallest would soon be congratulating him on the conquring of earth. "This...is...so...boring..." I groaned.
The 'doorbell' rang and I reluctantly stood up. A large-headed boy with giant, dorky glasses and a hair horn stood before me. "Hi."
"Hello," I said, squinting at him.
"I'm Dib. What's your name?"
"Faye." We awkwardly stood there for a moment. I slammed the door in his face. "Goodnight."
"Yes, mistress?" It snapped, shooting out infront of me.
"Did you finish installing the cameras in Zim's base?"
"Yes mistress!" S.I.R. said with a salute.
"Good." A screen dropped infront of the door, and a fuzzy picture of inside Zim's base appeared. "Try to get it a little clearer." S.I.R. nodded and flew off. I sighed. Zim walked infront of the camera, and started screaming about how the Tallest would soon be congratulating him on the conquring of earth. "This...is...so...boring..." I groaned.
The 'doorbell' rang and I reluctantly stood up. A large-headed boy with giant, dorky glasses and a hair horn stood before me. "Hi."
"Hello," I said, squinting at him.
"I'm Dib. What's your name?"
"Faye." We awkwardly stood there for a moment. I slammed the door in his face. "Goodnight."
i know u saw this pic, but i love it! Lolz. Enjoy
The sad thing is, Nick was not always this, well, stupid. Once upon a time, our generation watched shows that actually made us laugh, not like this dirt Nick is shoving through our throats now that need an "applause" button. The end of Nick Magazine was just one of the things that showed us Nick is falling.
Now, shows that felt Nick's wrath are rising, and Invader Zim will show the world that the so-called, "Christan Parents Today" are nothing but blasphemers. I cannot find a reason why God would not laugh at the hilarious comedy, or why Jesus could not-"MAKE BISCUTS!" Shame on all of the people who hated on Invader Zim. Nothing is without flaws, but Invader Zim should not be cancelled just because a bunch of non-elected punks, and self-righteous freaks said it was stupid.
Now, shows that felt Nick's wrath are rising, and Invader Zim will show the world that the so-called, "Christan Parents Today" are nothing but blasphemers. I cannot find a reason why God would not laugh at the hilarious comedy, or why Jesus could not-"MAKE BISCUTS!" Shame on all of the people who hated on Invader Zim. Nothing is without flaws, but Invader Zim should not be cancelled just because a bunch of non-elected punks, and self-righteous freaks said it was stupid.
(as we all know i John landed on earth and came to take over the world i can take over bodies and walk though walls and go in to the realm of shadows this is going to be fun log out)[b] As i walk to school i noticed some irkens walking to my teeth extend and bout to attack then i see some things looking at me don't know what they are but look tasty looking at how health they are. Then i look back to the irkens then i ask,"what's is you name ," i asked them both.???1 said,"invader Zim and you better learn it ok," "and yours my dale," "ahh my name is invader Cynder," "thank you for your time" Then as soon as i walk a way a Lightopian rubs angst me, "whats your name," it said,"kat""and you are dead," "that's right prince John of the vampires i think i know you."
To be continued.... and you got to lessen to this link really.
To be continued.... and you got to lessen to this link really.
