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I was sitting on a bench in the park. I was doing nothing but looking around me. Then, Officer X comes by.
Officer X: Hey you!
Me: Oh no, not you again.
Officer X: You know, you and your penguin friends still didn't finish me off!
Me: Excuse me? I think I finished you off in our last fight!
Officer X: Well, you fellas better watch your backs. I'll be on you like sweet and sour sauce on chicken!
Me: (thoughts) Don't harm him, don't harm him. If the penguins can deal with him, I can, too.
Officer X: Oh, what's wrong? Afraid to take me on? Giving up because those penguins aren't around? (laughing)
Me: (growls, punches Officer X in the stomach, kicks him in the back, grabs him by the neck collar, and flings him in the lake) Satisfied? (seeing surprised looks on the faces of some people and running away)
Later
At the HQ
S: That kick's becoming very powerful, David.
K: Yea, nice work.
David: Thanks guys. Oh, Dad, do you know where Mom is?
K: I haven't seen her since she went to take her walk in the park, David.
Mastique: You don't think something happened, do you?
K: Oh, Mastique, it's not like she went to Hoboken.
Mastique: (phone rings and she answers) Hello? What? Why? Alright, I'll tell him. (hangs up)
K: Was that Monique?
Mastique: Yes, she said to turn on the news and hurry. She sounded really upset. (Rico turns on the news)
Chuck Charles: Apparently, a teenager is said to have attacked a New York resident and flung him in the lake. Sir, if the attacker is watching, do you have a message?
Officer X: Yes. This isn't over, punk! I will get you and your little friends, too!
S: Woah! Officer X really had what was coming to him!
P: Sounds like that attacker must've been Monique.
K: Mastique, let me see your phone. (Mastique tosses her phone to Kowalski and he dials me) Hello?
Me: (crying tone) Kowalski?
K: Monique, what happened with Officer X?
Me: Kowalski, my anger has come back to haunt me. I don't know how to put this, but you're married to a monster.
K: Why call yourself a monster?
Me: Trust me. You'll fear me once you know. (hangs up and cries)
posted by Katie_Kat200
Chapter One is finished, here's Chapter 2. Finally, Kowalski goes sugar crazy! Lets see how this all unfolds *gets out popcorn*

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Skipper woke up suddenly to an explosion. He looked at the clock. An explosion in Kowalski's lab? At 6:30 in the morning?

Another explosion. Kowalski usually isn't this bad… Skipper thought as he carefully made his way to the lab door. He heard maniacal laughter from behind the steel door.

"Oh great, he probably made himself evil," Skipper thought fearfully, opening the door very carefully....
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posted by 67Dodge
Private was shifting in his chair uncomfortably, he knew that his mother had commited more than 3 murders and since he's in California, it could be a 3 strike case. He cried a bit in his sleep when he heard his mother was going to most likely have a 3 strike case and have her gone for life in jail. 'I don't want you guys to stay here!! I just want my mum!!' cried Private when Kowalski had asked him if they could stay one more night. 'I'm sorry Private, we have to take her, she's commited crimes, we have to keep her in jail,' Kowalski had explained often. 'MOMMY!!!! Where are you?!' yelled Private,...
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Just wondering... is anyone actually reading this??? Let me know!
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Kowalski walked into the HQ a few minutes later - still not remembering what had happened that night - to find Skipper, Rico, Private, and even Katrina already awake. Marlene was also there, being comforted by Katrina - she seemed to be quite shaken up over something.

"Kowalski!" Skipper barked. "Where were you?"

"I woke up in the park." Kowalski said in a dazed voice. "I must have been sleepwalking or something of the sort."

"See to it that it doesn't happen again."...
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Hey! Here’s another installment. The song is from the BEST southern rock band of all time – AEROSMITH!!!

I could stay awake just to hear you breathing'
Watch you smile while you are sleeping
While you're far away and dreaming
I could spend my life in this sweet surrender
I could stay lost in this moment forever
Where every moment spent with you is a moment I treasure

Marlene couldn’t believe it. She was faithful that Skipper was just trapped under the bell, and could not break free. The bell was at an angle with the ground, causing one side to be a crack above the concrete while the other was...
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Castlevania Symphomy of the night (PoM version)
                
         Chapter 1

Our story will start off in 1792 and the Transylvanian countryside of Romania. It’s a dark and scary night with fog all around and as you the castle of the vampire Count Blowhole the castle known as Castlevania. We enter the main room of the Castle and there we meet Kowalski Belmont the greatest vampire hunter of all times and now he is in the Castle of Blowhole the leader of the Vampires...
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