I was sitting on a bench in the park. I was doing nothing but looking around me. Then, Officer X comes by.
Officer X: Hey you!
Me: Oh no, not you again.
Officer X: You know, you and your penguin friends still didn't finish me off!
Me: Excuse me? I think I finished you off in our last fight!
Officer X: Well, you fellas better watch your backs. I'll be on you like sweet and sour sauce on chicken!
Me: (thoughts) Don't harm him, don't harm him. If the penguins can deal with him, I can, too.
Officer X: Oh, what's wrong? Afraid to take me on? Giving up because those penguins aren't around? (laughing)
Me: (growls, punches Officer X in the stomach, kicks him in the back, grabs him by the neck collar, and flings him in the lake) Satisfied? (seeing surprised looks on the faces of some people and running away)
Later
At the HQ
S: That kick's becoming very powerful, David.
K: Yea, nice work.
David: Thanks guys. Oh, Dad, do you know where Mom is?
K: I haven't seen her since she went to take her walk in the park, David.
Mastique: You don't think something happened, do you?
K: Oh, Mastique, it's not like she went to Hoboken.
Mastique: (phone rings and she answers) Hello? What? Why? Alright, I'll tell him. (hangs up)
K: Was that Monique?
Mastique: Yes, she said to turn on the news and hurry. She sounded really upset. (Rico turns on the news)
Chuck Charles: Apparently, a teenager is said to have attacked a New York resident and flung him in the lake. Sir, if the attacker is watching, do you have a message?
Officer X: Yes. This isn't over, punk! I will get you and your little friends, too!
S: Woah! Officer X really had what was coming to him!
P: Sounds like that attacker must've been Monique.
K: Mastique, let me see your phone. (Mastique tosses her phone to Kowalski and he dials me) Hello?
Me: (crying tone) Kowalski?
K: Monique, what happened with Officer X?
Me: Kowalski, my anger has come back to haunt me. I don't know how to put this, but you're married to a monster.
K: Why call yourself a monster?
Me: Trust me. You'll fear me once you know. (hangs up and cries)
Officer X: Hey you!
Me: Oh no, not you again.
Officer X: You know, you and your penguin friends still didn't finish me off!
Me: Excuse me? I think I finished you off in our last fight!
Officer X: Well, you fellas better watch your backs. I'll be on you like sweet and sour sauce on chicken!
Me: (thoughts) Don't harm him, don't harm him. If the penguins can deal with him, I can, too.
Officer X: Oh, what's wrong? Afraid to take me on? Giving up because those penguins aren't around? (laughing)
Me: (growls, punches Officer X in the stomach, kicks him in the back, grabs him by the neck collar, and flings him in the lake) Satisfied? (seeing surprised looks on the faces of some people and running away)
Later
At the HQ
S: That kick's becoming very powerful, David.
K: Yea, nice work.
David: Thanks guys. Oh, Dad, do you know where Mom is?
K: I haven't seen her since she went to take her walk in the park, David.
Mastique: You don't think something happened, do you?
K: Oh, Mastique, it's not like she went to Hoboken.
Mastique: (phone rings and she answers) Hello? What? Why? Alright, I'll tell him. (hangs up)
K: Was that Monique?
Mastique: Yes, she said to turn on the news and hurry. She sounded really upset. (Rico turns on the news)
Chuck Charles: Apparently, a teenager is said to have attacked a New York resident and flung him in the lake. Sir, if the attacker is watching, do you have a message?
Officer X: Yes. This isn't over, punk! I will get you and your little friends, too!
S: Woah! Officer X really had what was coming to him!
P: Sounds like that attacker must've been Monique.
K: Mastique, let me see your phone. (Mastique tosses her phone to Kowalski and he dials me) Hello?
Me: (crying tone) Kowalski?
K: Monique, what happened with Officer X?
Me: Kowalski, my anger has come back to haunt me. I don't know how to put this, but you're married to a monster.
K: Why call yourself a monster?
Me: Trust me. You'll fear me once you know. (hangs up and cries)
I am writing a pom and Twilight Zone crossover with 6 episodes, I'll make 3 more if it becomes popular. There will be death, smoking (the show is KNOWN 4 smoking), and randomness.
Rod Serling: I welcome you to-
Me: MOVE IT ROD! I'M HOSTING HERE NOT YOU!
Rod: I always host this show.
Me: TO BAD THIS IS UNDER MY COMMAND NOW!!!
*duck tapes Rod to the chair and throws him in the closet*
Me: As I was saying...Episode 1 is under way, so wait tommorow for it, Thank you for waiting
You unlock this door with the key to imagination, a dimension of sound, and a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind, as you travel along the sweep of imagination, and of things and ideas, you've crossed over into. The Twilight Zone.
Rod Serling: I welcome you to-
Me: MOVE IT ROD! I'M HOSTING HERE NOT YOU!
Rod: I always host this show.
Me: TO BAD THIS IS UNDER MY COMMAND NOW!!!
*duck tapes Rod to the chair and throws him in the closet*
Me: As I was saying...Episode 1 is under way, so wait tommorow for it, Thank you for waiting
You unlock this door with the key to imagination, a dimension of sound, and a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind, as you travel along the sweep of imagination, and of things and ideas, you've crossed over into. The Twilight Zone.
OK, as you might know, Spongebob beat POM in the KCA. Well, I say we challenge those jerks over at the Spongebob fansite! To a fanfiction contest!
Here's the plan: We post something on their site telling them about the contest. Then, we nominate our best writer to represent us. Representative writes fanfiction and posts it on either our site or theirs (we'll decide that later). We find an impartial person and ask him/her to decide which fanfiction they like better. Loser has to write an article to be posted on their own site about how great the other show is.
If you like the plan, comment and give suggestions. We need peaople to represent us also. Remember: This is a contest for true fans. This is a test of your faith. And if you don't agree with this, then please, we respect your opinion but this contest doesn't hurt anyone. So don't sabbatoge us. All right then. Commence Operation PAYBACK!
Here's the plan: We post something on their site telling them about the contest. Then, we nominate our best writer to represent us. Representative writes fanfiction and posts it on either our site or theirs (we'll decide that later). We find an impartial person and ask him/her to decide which fanfiction they like better. Loser has to write an article to be posted on their own site about how great the other show is.
If you like the plan, comment and give suggestions. We need peaople to represent us also. Remember: This is a contest for true fans. This is a test of your faith. And if you don't agree with this, then please, we respect your opinion but this contest doesn't hurt anyone. So don't sabbatoge us. All right then. Commence Operation PAYBACK!
Skipper's nerdy best friend
Fanguin: n. (fan·gu·en) A fan of The
Penguins of Madagascar, usually to the point
of being noticable by others. Fanguins can be
identified by penguins themed attire, DVDs,
Videogames, tatoos, plushies, etc. and rattling
off quotes from the television show at various
times thoroughout the day. Also identifiable by a
love of Fanpop, a fansite. Some fanguins are
highly dangerous, crazy, and unpredictable, while
others are mild-mannered citizens with a hidden
obsession.
There are various classifications for fanguins, such as:
•Kowalski’s Fangirls
•Skipper’s Crew
•Private’s Adorers
•Rico’s Renegades
•Marlene’s Mammals
•Dr. Blowhole’s Minions
•*Skilene’s Fans and Foes
•And various OCs and fan pairings subcategories
*:See seperate entry
Penguins of Madagascar, usually to the point
of being noticable by others. Fanguins can be
identified by penguins themed attire, DVDs,
Videogames, tatoos, plushies, etc. and rattling
off quotes from the television show at various
times thoroughout the day. Also identifiable by a
love of Fanpop, a fansite. Some fanguins are
highly dangerous, crazy, and unpredictable, while
others are mild-mannered citizens with a hidden
obsession.
There are various classifications for fanguins, such as:
•Kowalski’s Fangirls
•Skipper’s Crew
•Private’s Adorers
•Rico’s Renegades
•Marlene’s Mammals
•Dr. Blowhole’s Minions
•*Skilene’s Fans and Foes
•And various OCs and fan pairings subcategories
*:See seperate entry
