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The next day, after math, Emma, Eve, and Mellissa met. When the door to the bathroom was locked, Emma said "Go as far from me and everyone as you can."

"Eek!" Eve screamed. "Eve, are you okay?! Please tell me you're okay." Mellissa exclaimed. “I--- I'm fine, it's just... I CAN SEE IN THE DARK BETTER THAN LIGHT! I just thought I needed glasses..." Mellissa and Emma both stuttered. "Just, let's go on..." Eve said. Once they were as far away as they could be, Emma said "Now come close." "What's the point of this, Emma?" Eve said impatiently. Emma sighed, clearly annoyed. "Just do it ok?" Emma said.

Once they were in a circle, and holding hands, a red glowing light rose from their chests. The lockets gave off the light, and were pulling the girls closer and closer which made the light brighter. Just when the lockets were about to touch, the doorknob wiggled. The girls gasped and turned their heads to the door. "Turn the light on and start washing your hands!" Eve said. The light got dimmer and dimmer then the girls' lockets fell back to their chests like ordinary lockets. The light suddenly stopped and Eve flicked the light on, unlocked the door, and ran over to the sink. A girl with black hair all balled up into a fuzzy ponytail stepped in. "What's going on?" She said. "Nothing. Why?" Eve said casually. "I thought I saw some sort of light, but the light was off." Black ponytail replied. "You know..." Mellissa began. "The nurse is in her office all day long." Mellissa joked, dragging out the "l" in 'all'. The girl with the ponytail gasped and walked out. After the girl had left and was out of earshot, Eve giggled "Nice touch, Mel!" Then burst into a full fit of laughter.

"Hey, wanna come to my place tomorrow? I'm sure my parents will be ok with it. We need to figure all this stuff out." Mellissa said riding her bike with Eve and Emma at her sides. "Sure. I'll just tell my parents I have after school activities for a while then I'll walk home." Eve said. "Wow, Eve." Emma said. "I know, I know. But we can't risk them saying no, right?" Eve replied. "No. What I meant was you couldn't have added I have extra credit?" Emma joked. They all giggled.

At Mellissa's house, the girls were eating popsicles and lying in Mellissa's purple bedroom. "I had to clean up a few things before you came. It isn't always this neat." Mellissa remarked. "It's okay!" Emma replied. After the girls finished their popsicles in silence, Eve finally said "I brought my laptop, we can do some research." Eve slid out her laptop and turned it on. The device booted up with a high pitch "beep". Eve jittered her fingers across the keypad to the laptop. She logged into Google and searched "How to tell if you're a yeti" and hit the enter key. Only three results came up, and two looked fake, so Eve clicked the third. Eve scanned the page. "It says here that if you touch liquid with your nail, Emma, you can turn it into instant ice." Mellissa read, hovering over Eve. "Try it on that glass of water." Mellissa suggested. Emma walked over to the glass of water. She touched it with her nail and the once liquid turned solid. Emma clapped her hand over her mouth to keep from screaming. "I guess that's proof I'm a yeti..." Emma whispered.

Mellissa started to type another search. "Hey, Mel, where's your bathroom?" Eve asked. Mellissa pointed and Eve walked off. "What did you search for?" Emma asked. "How to tell if you're a vampire." Mellissa answered casually like searching that sort of thing was normal. Lots of results came. Mellissa clicked on a link and read out loud a list of "symptoms" "One, you won't have much of a reflection; which means you won't show up in pictures or films very well. Two," Mellissa read. "You have super hearing and smell." Mellissa read on. "Three," This time Emma read. "You can shift into a bat --- the only form where your fangs show. Four --- last one---" Emma read then gasped. Eve walked into the room right when she gasped. "Four," Emma said in a shaky tone. "You can see better in dark..." Emma finished. Eve looked pale. Paler than usual. "Guys, I need you to come with me..." Eve said slowly.

After Eve had led them to the bathroom, they all looked at Eve in the mirror. Except, Eve wasn't even there at all. She was standing right next to the girls, but her reflection wasn't staring back in the mirror. "Wait, Mellissa, grab your camera!" Emma said. Mellissa reached over to her dresser and grabbed her digital camcorder. She took a shot of Eve and looked at the picture. The other two girls crowded around Mellissa. "I'm a--- VAMPIRE!?" Eve exclaimed.

After a long silence, Emma walked back into Mellissa's bedroom and was typing in a search by the time Eve and Mellissa walked in. "Hey Mellissa, I think you're a werewolf, also. Look. You have pointed ears, you're fierce and outgoing, and you love astrology! It's all right in front of us! The reflection, the water, everything! Do you understand? I'm not obsessed or anything, it's just you two need to realize that we are all MONSTERS!" Emma spat. Mellissa and Eve stared at Emma like she just grew a second head. "I'm just going to go..." Eve said while grabbing her laptop and turning it off. Eve walked out. Emma or Mellissa didn’t understand how someone could just be so sensitive!

Eve clomped down the stairs and Emma ran after her. "Eve! Eve!” Emma yelled. "Whoa, who are you two? Are you friends of Mellissa's or Imani's?" A tall boy asked. "Mellissa's... sort of." Emma replied. "Oh well, I'm her brother, Jason. But everyone calls me J.J." he said. "Nice to meet you." Emma said halfhearted. Eve ran off without saying anything and got on her bike. "Sorry, have to go!" Emma exclaimed then ran after Eve.

Emma biked behind Eve trying to catch up but failed. Emma got off her bike and threw up her hands. "I give, Eve. You win." Emma said helplessly. Eve stopped her bike, got off, and turned around. Emma sighed. "I mean, seriously, what gives?" Emma asked. "It's just; I already have a lot on my plate besides being a monster! I just... got overwhelmed. I'm kind of sensitive these days." Eve said. "Okay. I understand." Emma replied.

Once Eve and Emma were back at Mellissa's house, Eve said "So are we going to Ms. Winters tomorrow? I mean, we've established that we're all monsters." "Well, yeah." Mellissa replied.
posted by envyelric
The start and the only chapter: "Oh my god there's a sale on MINISKIRTS Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Envy just SHUT UP!!!! You are a GUY NOT A GIRL!!!!" Lust yells at Envy as he stares at the miniskirt sale sign. "Hey you bums want simethin or are you goin to keep starin in my store like a couple of freaks?" "Uh I guess that we can look around." "Come on Lust there is a sale on MINISKIRTS here lets go in and buy some MINISKIRTS!!!!!!!!!" Lust just groans as Envy dragged her in the store. "Um Lust?" "Yeah?" "Why is the Fullmetal Pipsqueak here?" "WHAT?!" "That voice, is that Envy and Lust? Al do you hear...
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James
James
Cabin for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James

    I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
     Anyways, I am singing my favorite song, 21 guns by Green Day whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down...
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Cabin for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken


    Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 year old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
    “GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the pear into the side of this dumpster in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this...
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posted by smileypop9
These articles are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part two.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
.
Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would you wanna listen to music from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better music available.
...
People who listen to rap are kinda...
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The Dr. Z!!
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.

Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
    I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke...
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The following is a very fake letter! Trust me!

To the people of the future,
    My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I love my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a year and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this...
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posted by invadercalliope
Ingredients:
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted salmon (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed rice in a rice bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the rice won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed rice on your hand and put your favorite filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled salmon on the rice. Push the filling into the rice lightly. Hold the rice between your palms. Form the rice into a round, a triangle, or a cylinder by pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the rice ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. Wrap the rice ball with a strip of nori or sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly by americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!

Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...

voice: LOVED IT!

Girl's friend: you got the what ever it is?

Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.

Girl's friend: what does it do?

Girl: I don't know. But I love it!

Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if you call right now we will also send you a what ever you call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 more dollers shiping and handleing! YOU GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever you call it! CALL NOW!!!

other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever you call it have you credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
posted by invadercalliope
CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL DAY BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST STAR IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all you have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! GIR EVERYONE LOVES YOU THE MOST YOU HAVE THE MOST FAN GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some movies i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some anime movies,titanic
Here is some music i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some books i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to list all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!


1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound you get when you scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, you know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when you just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. Fish fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
posted by moodystuff449
Thing are going round and round my head, or maybe my head is going round and round in things. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

Sophie, I'm dying of boredom in here, or maybe just dying. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

"You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"’I think we ought to live happily ever after,’ and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal more hair-raising than any storybook made it sound, though she was determined to try.

‘It should be hair-raising,’...
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posted by Blackteardrops
*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD


If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would date Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd kiss who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never date a girl
I swear I'd still love men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When you watch a brand new one
I’d invite my friends over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push...
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brick:butch i'm going to sleep and don't broke something
butch:wait now?
brick:yea so what?
butch:oh come on brick! we can have a party!
brick:party? butch i want a pease!
butch:ok you go...
(brick goes to his room)
butch:you leave your phone here brick? (took bricks phone) now let's send SMSes
(door bell rings)
butch:(looks in the hole) it's open
(mitch comes)
mitch:hey butch
butch:wow mitch wats up?
mitch:i just wanted my ball back (tooks his ball)
butch:hey what is in your pocket?
mitch:marker
butch:will you give it to me?
mitch:what you'll give?
butch:umm brick's hat?
mitch:i don't want...
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posted by greenstergirl
Chapter one
Okay this is a really random stroy but I was bored and I couldn't get this idea out of my head. In my opinion it is really badly written so sorry.

“Okay Class, you have the rest of the period to finish this quiz. This is the last grade before your midterm so work well, and remembers what we studied,” Said my Mr. Grazing, my math teacher. He was the kind of teacher kids pick on and make fun of behind his back. I hate math, so I don’t care for him as a teacher much. He usually wears a sweater vest and weird 1950 glasses that squeeze his nose at the tip.

I stared at the Chapter...
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posted by Annacrombie
This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
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I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find more crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? You are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor,...
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User: So your a robot?


Cleverbot: No you are a robot times 1000000.


User: No you are a robot times 1000000.


Cleverbot: I am a human and you are a robot.


User: User: You robot.User: You robot.User: You robot.


Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. You are the robot here.

User: User: You robot.User: You robot.User: You robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... You computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So you admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.




Lol yes fail I know
i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do you hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be home for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and fire hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: you better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell you why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Capricorn.

Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Saturn
Symbol: The Goat
Your stone: Garnet
Life Pursuit: To be proud of their achievements
Vibration: Poweful resilient energy
Capricorn Secret Desire: to be admired by their family and friends and the world at large

Description:
The sign of the high roller, Capricorn is regarded as the zodiac’s top, but also quiet, life and business achievers. But, there are two very different types of Capricorns.

The first is represented by the mountain goat, always climbing higher and higher; never content until reaching the top. The second is the garden goat,...
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My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The Concert Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 Hour Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There Singing I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're Seat Ooh K Then Drake Sad You Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There Drake Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The Fans Fans Was Singing Along Giving Him Flowers Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For Reading And You're Comments