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Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your report cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good report card. (Sugar sees her report card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and date for your Student of the Year award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my report card. My parents will scream at me and ground me. (Sugar devises a sinister plan) Oh, I know. Maybe I can outdate my report card, again. But I can swap my report card with Ella's. I could just cross out and switch our names on our report cards. Ha ha ha ha! (Sugar switches her report card with Ella, and gets the job done before Ella comes back from the bathroom)
Stan: Okay, class. It is the end of the day. Please come back to school with your report cards signed by your parents. Goodbye.
(One Hour Later)
Ella's Mom: Hi, Ella. Did you get your report card back yet?
Ella: Yes, I did mom. Look at my grades and teacher's notes. (Ella and her mom do not see what they expect. Ella's report card has all F's and bad remarks.) But, mom. I thought I got a 4.0! That's what I got on my report card.
Ella's Mom: Something seems very fishy here. I will get to the bottom of this. (She gets her phone to talk to Don about Ella's "grades") Hello. This is Arianna Anderson, Ella's mom. I am calling about her report card.
Don: Oh, yes. Ella Anderson. She has one of the best report cards in the entire school.
Ella's Mom: Well, her report card has a 0.0 and bad behavior remarks. Mr. McGurrin, I know my daughter. She is a hard worker and would never in her life get a report card like this.
Don: What, Mrs. Anderson. I can assure you Ella did not got a 0.0 on her report card. The only person who got a 0.0 was... (Don realizes the truth about Ella's report card) Oh! (x18) I'm so sorry for the mistake! I'll have her real report card sent right away! I will also call this particular student's parents right away!
Ella's Mom: Okay, thank you so much. I hope this student gets grounded.
(Meanwhile With Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Okay, Sugar. Give me your report card. If it's bad, you're grounded. (Sees Sugar's report card and hears the positive feedback that Sugar "earned" in class) Wow, Sugar. After all those straight F's, I couldn't believe it. You actually got straight A+. (Gets angry for a little bit) Wait a minute. Is this a fake report card? Tell me right now!
Sugar: I decided to fix. I mean, work extra hard this semester so I can get a 4.0 GPA.
Sugar's Dad: (Happy) Okay. I'm so happy for you, Sugar. Let's go to Texas Roadhouse for a celebration dinner with fun and excitement.
(After Spending $1000 at Texas Roadhouse for Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Um, Don, Mr. Smith, Ella, and Ella's mom, why are you all doing here with angry stares on your faces?
Don: We believe your daughter Sugar swapped report cards with Ella while she wasn't looking. We know it was her, because she is the one with such bad grades/
Sugar's Dad: What?
Don: Here is her real report card.
(Sugar's Dad looks at his daughter's REAL grades and doesn't like the look of it.)
Sugar's Dad: Oh!(x29) Sugar, I can't believe you swapped report cards and got a 0.0 on your real report card! I just spent $1000 dollars for you at Texas Roadhouse! That's it! You are grounded for 2 years! Go upstairs to your room now!
Notes:
*Ella's real report card comments read: Ella has been the sweetest angel in my class. She is always willing to participate in class and always follows the rules. Not once have I reprimanded her for her behavior. She is currently in the National Honor Society and I have recommended her for the Nobel Peace Prize. She has straight A+'s in my class! She is in the GATE program as well! We wish Ella the best of luck in High School!
*Sugar's real report card comments read: This has been the worst year that Sugar's behavior has gotten! She has seriously injured several people. She cusses in class and doesn't listen to authority or instruction AT ALL. I have caught her multiple times watching inappropriate videos on the computers. I recommend either Special Day Class or Sugar repeating the same grade next year.
Transcript:
Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your report cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good report card. (Sugar sees her report card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and date for your Student of the Year award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my report card. My parents will scream at me and ground me. (Sugar devises a sinister plan) Oh, I know. Maybe I can outdate my report card, again. But I can swap my report card with Ella's. I could just cross out and switch our names on our report cards. Ha ha ha ha! (Sugar switches her report card with Ella, and gets the job done before Ella comes back from the bathroom)
Stan: Okay, class. It is the end of the day. Please come back to school with your report cards signed by your parents. Goodbye.
(One Hour Later)
Ella's Mom: Hi, Ella. Did you get your report card back yet?
Ella: Yes, I did mom. Look at my grades and teacher's notes. (Ella and her mom do not see what they expect. Ella's report card has all F's and bad remarks.) But, mom. I thought I got a 4.0! That's what I got on my report card.
Ella's Mom: Something seems very fishy here. I will get to the bottom of this. (She gets her phone to talk to Don about Ella's "grades") Hello. This is Arianna Anderson, Ella's mom. I am calling about her report card.
Don: Oh, yes. Ella Anderson. She has one of the best report cards in the entire school.
Ella's Mom: Well, her report card has a 0.0 and bad behavior remarks. Mr. McGurrin, I know my daughter. She is a hard worker and would never in her life get a report card like this.
Don: What, Mrs. Anderson. I can assure you Ella did not got a 0.0 on her report card. The only person who got a 0.0 was... (Don realizes the truth about Ella's report card) Oh! (x18) I'm so sorry for the mistake! I'll have her real report card sent right away! I will also call this particular student's parents right away!
Ella's Mom: Okay, thank you so much. I hope this student gets grounded.
(Meanwhile With Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Okay, Sugar. Give me your report card. If it's bad, you're grounded. (Sees Sugar's report card and hears the positive feedback that Sugar "earned" in class) Wow, Sugar. After all those straight F's, I couldn't believe it. You actually got straight A+. (Gets angry for a little bit) Wait a minute. Is this a fake report card? Tell me right now!
Sugar: I decided to fix. I mean, work extra hard this semester so I can get a 4.0 GPA.
Sugar's Dad: (Happy) Okay. I'm so happy for you, Sugar. Let's go to Texas Roadhouse for a celebration dinner with fun and excitement.
(After Spending $1000 at Texas Roadhouse for Sugar)
Sugar's Dad: Um, Don, Mr. Smith, Ella, and Ella's mom, why are you all doing here with angry stares on your faces?
Don: We believe your daughter Sugar swapped report cards with Ella while she wasn't looking. We know it was her, because she is the one with such bad grades/
Sugar's Dad: What?
Don: Here is her real report card.
(Sugar's Dad looks at his daughter's REAL grades and doesn't like the look of it.)
Sugar's Dad: Oh!(x29) Sugar, I can't believe you swapped report cards and got a 0.0 on your real report card! I just spent $1000 dollars for you at Texas Roadhouse! That's it! You are grounded for 2 years! Go upstairs to your room now!
Notes:
*Ella's real report card comments read: Ella has been the sweetest angel in my class. She is always willing to participate in class and always follows the rules. Not once have I reprimanded her for her behavior. She is currently in the National Honor Society and I have recommended her for the Nobel Peace Prize. She has straight A+'s in my class! She is in the GATE program as well! We wish Ella the best of luck in High School!
*Sugar's real report card comments read: This has been the worst year that Sugar's behavior has gotten! She has seriously injured several people. She cusses in class and doesn't listen to authority or instruction AT ALL. I have caught her multiple times watching inappropriate videos on the computers. I recommend either Special Day Class or Sugar repeating the same grade next year.
Once a pond a time there was a man and he live in Candy Land. Halloween was coming up and he don't know what to be. He stare at the chocolate river and a light bulb pop up on his head. "I will be a ghost with chocolate!" He said cheerfully. Halloween is here and The Chocolate Man had a bed sheet over his head with holes cut out so he can see ,and of course he had chocolate all over his ghost custom. The Chocolate Man was really happy and he went trick or treating and had tons and tons of candy and ate them with joy.
THE END.
THE END.
surrounded by walls
no where to go
walls are closing in
no more air flow
no one can hear you
like your never there
no one can help
no one is there
kicking and screaming
yelling for help
mom sits and watches
while dad grabs his belt
mom doesn't say anything
until dad leaves
she doesn't care
at least I didn't believe
this always happened
every single night
mom just sat and watched
without putting up a fight
going to school
with new bruises every day
teachers always asked
I blew their help away
knowing if I told
it would only get worse
begging on my knees
for him not to immerse
just laying there as time passed by
watching myself get beat
I just thought to myself
one day I'll be back on my feet
the time had finally come
many years after
I finally stood up for myself
it never happened thereafter.
no where to go
walls are closing in
no more air flow
no one can hear you
like your never there
no one can help
no one is there
kicking and screaming
yelling for help
mom sits and watches
while dad grabs his belt
mom doesn't say anything
until dad leaves
she doesn't care
at least I didn't believe
this always happened
every single night
mom just sat and watched
without putting up a fight
going to school
with new bruises every day
teachers always asked
I blew their help away
knowing if I told
it would only get worse
begging on my knees
for him not to immerse
just laying there as time passed by
watching myself get beat
I just thought to myself
one day I'll be back on my feet
the time had finally come
many years after
I finally stood up for myself
it never happened thereafter.
So alot of people I know have gotten superglue on them (including me) so I'm going to make this article for your help.
Super Glue on clothes = Throw away the clothes. The super glue burns it. Don't try to wash.
Super Glue on skin = Put skin in alcohol for about 1 min. Then, gently peel off glue.
Super Glue in eye = Wash out eye with warm water, then wait a little bit. If still irritated, go to the doctors.
Super Glue in ear = I don't know about this one................just go to the doctor.
So the thing is, when handling Super Glue, wear gloves or something to cover up your skin. Also, wear goggles to keep you eyes safe.
Super Glue on clothes = Throw away the clothes. The super glue burns it. Don't try to wash.
Super Glue on skin = Put skin in alcohol for about 1 min. Then, gently peel off glue.
Super Glue in eye = Wash out eye with warm water, then wait a little bit. If still irritated, go to the doctors.
Super Glue in ear = I don't know about this one................just go to the doctor.
So the thing is, when handling Super Glue, wear gloves or something to cover up your skin. Also, wear goggles to keep you eyes safe.
[verse 1]
she walkes to school with the lunch she packed,
nobody knows what shes holdin back,
wearin the same dress she wore yesterday,
she hides the bruses with linen and lace,
ohhhhh
the teacher wonders but she dosent ask,
its hard to see the pain behind the mask,
bearin the burden of a secret storm,
sometimes she wishes she was never born
[couros]
through the wind,and the rain,
she stands hard as a stone,
in a wirld, that she cant rise above,
but her dreams, give her wings,
and she flies to a place,
where shes loved,
concrete angel
[verse 2]
somebody cries in the middle of the night,
the neibors hear, but they turn out the light,
a fragile soul caught in the hands of fate,
when mrning comes it will be to late
[go back to couros]
[verse 3]
a statue stands in a shaded place,
an angel girl with an upturned face,
a name is written on a pollished rock,
a broken heart that the world forgot
[go back to couros]
she walkes to school with the lunch she packed,
nobody knows what shes holdin back,
wearin the same dress she wore yesterday,
she hides the bruses with linen and lace,
ohhhhh
the teacher wonders but she dosent ask,
its hard to see the pain behind the mask,
bearin the burden of a secret storm,
sometimes she wishes she was never born
[couros]
through the wind,and the rain,
she stands hard as a stone,
in a wirld, that she cant rise above,
but her dreams, give her wings,
and she flies to a place,
where shes loved,
concrete angel
[verse 2]
somebody cries in the middle of the night,
the neibors hear, but they turn out the light,
a fragile soul caught in the hands of fate,
when mrning comes it will be to late
[go back to couros]
[verse 3]
a statue stands in a shaded place,
an angel girl with an upturned face,
a name is written on a pollished rock,
a broken heart that the world forgot
[go back to couros]
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope you are getting use to this show cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did you say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope you enjoy the picture!
The End!
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