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I'm a girl and I've seen the boys who are top in class and who have massive crushes on a girl but can't get her and I've seen guys who get beat up daily that have the same prob.And.... let's just say you guys "need" my help. This guide should help at least a bit. so here we go, 7 things,you you've gotta know, counting down from 7...

7. if we forget your name,it's usually because we are'nt impressed by anything you do or because we don't know you well enough. Try a new outlet, perferably though for saftey reasons..Not sports. Try drawing or Drama, you know something that still can impress girls. You may not get the girl you want, but let me assure you you'll at least get a girl, and let me say..they will remember your name.as for if we don't know you well enough.....TALK TO US FOR LONGER THEN TWO SECONDS!

6.popular girls, if they say no...it just means no, sorry to have to break that to ya.

5. some girls actually do like smart or dorky guys, it may just be they don't know you well enough to realize your their type.

4. don't try to talk smart to girls, nothin personal, it's just we don't know like a ton of big words, but please....PUH-LEASE! do not talk dumb to us, were girls, not babys.though if the girl you like talks a ton a big words, then talking smart is probably a good thing unless your a dorky guy, then you should probably check out a dictionary from the library......now.

3.A little change goes a long way, I don't mean completly change yourself, you have to still be you for us to really see wether we like you. I mean just something simple, try getting a different hair cut, or maybe wear that shirt that says " bored and loving it" that you like but don't wear cause you think she won't like it. As for other changes, try seeing what she's into. Not stalking her to see every little detail about her likes and dislikes, but just seeing like what kind of books she reads, or maybe if she's into a certain music. Try reading the author's works.try listening to that artist's music, if you like either, then you actually have something else in common, and something to talk about.

2.If your nervous, just go for it, you never know what even just saying Hi can actually do. For all you know she's been liking you to and is just as nervous to talk to you as you are to talk to her.

1. Never give up completely on getting a girl, there is someone out there for everyone and you'll find that girl someday. For all you know she may already know and like you without you knowing and liking her. So to some this one up, "Don't give up hope".

well that five things you gotta know, there is alotta more I could cover, but I just don't want to right now cause I have other thing to do. Hope it helps.
1) I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3) Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4) Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5) Are You Andy or Barney?

6) I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer

7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8) I pay your salary!

9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10) Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

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1.Grimace painfully,while smacking your forhead and say"Shut up all of you,just shut up!"
2.Crack open your briefcase or purse,and while peering inside,ask"got enough air in there little guy?"
3.Meow occasionally.
4.Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!!" then back away slowly and scream until they get out of the elevator.
5.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
6.Make explosion noises whenever someone preses a button.
7.Drop a pen,then wait until someone picks it up and scream"THATS MINE.
8.Bring your camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
9.When the doors close,say to the person next to you"Its OK.They open up again"then give them reassuring hug.
10.Swat at flies that don't exist.
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