My dear son...
I send you this letter,if it doesn't reach you,tell me so I can re-send it.
I'm writing this as slowly as I can,because I am aware that you can't read quickly.
I will send this to you with your brother,he is asleep now,so I'll put it in his pocket,if he forgets to hand it to you,reach in and take it.
The weather is really great here,it only rained a couple of times last week,the first time it lasted 4 days,and the second one it was only 3 days.
About the leather Jacket you wanted me to send to you,it was going to cost me a fortune to ship because its buttons were too heavy,so I cut it and put it in one of the pockets,hope you don't mind.
Your brother has a new job,he is now responsible for over 500 people,can you imagine?he cuts the cemetery's grass.
Your Sister is finally pregnant now,she promised to name it after me if it is a boy,this is the first time I hear about someone to be called "Father".
Your lovely father...
p.s:I wanted to leave you some money in the envelope,but sadly I only remembered that after I closed it.
I send you this letter,if it doesn't reach you,tell me so I can re-send it.
I'm writing this as slowly as I can,because I am aware that you can't read quickly.
I will send this to you with your brother,he is asleep now,so I'll put it in his pocket,if he forgets to hand it to you,reach in and take it.
The weather is really great here,it only rained a couple of times last week,the first time it lasted 4 days,and the second one it was only 3 days.
About the leather Jacket you wanted me to send to you,it was going to cost me a fortune to ship because its buttons were too heavy,so I cut it and put it in one of the pockets,hope you don't mind.
Your brother has a new job,he is now responsible for over 500 people,can you imagine?he cuts the cemetery's grass.
Your Sister is finally pregnant now,she promised to name it after me if it is a boy,this is the first time I hear about someone to be called "Father".
Your lovely father...
p.s:I wanted to leave you some money in the envelope,but sadly I only remembered that after I closed it.
Ask who died every twenty minutes
Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"
Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"
Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"
Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh
Tap the person in front of you then look away when they turn around
Say you have a sixth since where you can see dead people
Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"
Tell someone that the funiral was fun and you should do it again sometime
If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"
Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!
Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint
Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"
Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"
Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"
Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh
Tap the person in front of you then look away when they turn around
Say you have a sixth since where you can see dead people
Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"
Tell someone that the funiral was fun and you should do it again sometime
If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"
Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!
Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint