Note: This is one of the critical chapters in this saga! Please rate and comment!
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“Am I in trouble?” Sonic’s voice was vague of emotion. His eyes, looking down at the table he was chained to, shown with anger.
“You think?” Lil was close to tears. She limped over to the table in the dark room. She had refused for two crutches, so the one scraped on the floor. “You don’t know how much time you’re going to spend in jail! I don’t think you even want to know!”
Sonic swore under his breath. All he wanted to do at that moment was to incinerate the table. Laser-vision hadn’t been acquired yet, unfortunately. He glared up to meet Lil’s sorrowful eyes.
“I’m very disappointed in you, Blue.” Lil shook her head, keeping eye contact with the hedgehog.
“For what?” Sonic finally lost self-control. “For trying to get Eggman? For trying to redeem myself? Huh? Or is it because I actually moved to do something and not just stand there!!”
Lil banged her fists on the table. “That’s too far!” She hissed. “I’m disappointed that you disobeyed me!! You know when you ran through the city at the speed of sound? Well, you caused 75% more damage than one of the bombs Eggman threw! The cleanup crew had to uncover fifteen cars, hospitalize seven individual bystanders, and…and…” She couldn’t hold back the tears any longer. They flowed out of her eyes like a waterfall.
Sonic’s expression grew wide. Anger no longer ran through his veins. Fear replaced that and every emotion. “I…I didn’t know…” He shook his head. “I’m sorry.”
“SORRY DOESN’T COVER IT!!” Lil screamed. “Remember when you had that nervous breakdown shortly after Eggman disappeared? Sonic, you’re DANGEROUS! That’s why I didn’t allow you to run within city limits! And, were you even thinking about the people?” She sobbed. “Is this some kind of game?”
“No.”
“I can’t believe you! There might have been a time when you actually thought about others, but now it’s just become, ‘Get the villain out of the way and be proclaimed as a hero once more!’” She rested her head in her hands. “…I just don’t want you to become something that you don’t want to be.” Her voice was suddenly hushed, almost to a whisper.
Sonic was shocked. This was way, way awkward for him. Sure, he’d seen girls cry. But girls who had obviously been hurt…this was different. He wanted to reach an arm across the table and hug her, but he was chained. He then settled for the next best thing… “Lil,” Sonic broke the silence, “You need a hug.”
Lil looked up. “Nice words to say, huh?” She glared. “Of course I need a hug, you idiot.” She spat on the table.
That’s when Captain Marcus Stotts came into the room. “I’m sorry to interrupt,” he shook his head, “but there’s a direct complaint from one of the government agents. She says she’s caught a thief.” He helped Lil up and led her out of the room. “I think it’s that one guy you were with a few years ago.” They walked down a hallway. It was surprisingly empty for a Wednesday morning. “Too bad Rouge already called they guy’s boss or else we could’ve interrogated him the correct way.”
Lil’s eyes grew wide. “Rouge?” She shook her head in disbelief. “You let that lying, double-crossing treasure hunter arrest a guy without permission??? Just because she works for the president doesn’t mean she has the right to-”
“She also works for GUN part time, Lil.” Stotts nodded. “I just believed that-”
“She’s not in the least bit reliable! I can’t believe you would actually trust her!!” They walked into a room, where Rouge stood holding the arm of a handcuffed golden cat. “Myzak…” Lil whispered. She had to cover her mouth. Myzak held a Chaos Emerald.
Knuckles the Echidna, the Martial Arts master at the high school, was flustered as he walked in. He waved his hands back and forth, trying to communicate with the officer who escorted him. When he looked at Rouge gripping Myzak’s arm, the words that came out of his mouth were, “What the hell is going on here? Unhand my assistant teacher!”
Rouge batted her eyes flirtatiously. “I caught him with this Chaos Emerald.” She shrugged. “The least you can do is thank me. Didn’t you lose a few Emeralds?”
“What makes you think he stole it?” Lil folded her arms and raised an eyebrow. “For all we know, Knuckles could’ve absent mindedly left it somewhere and Myzak here was going to return it…weren’t you?” Lil’s eyes pleaded with him.
“I didn’t steal it…” Myzak looked to the ground. “I found it in an abandoned buildin’ across town. I needed this emerald. I’m…sufferin’…” Myzak tried, but couldn’t return Lil’s glance.
Rouge rolled her eyes. “Well, that’s proof enough. Didn’t you report the missing Emeralds to the police, Knuckles?”
Knuckles nodded, but said nothing. Why didn’t they believe Myzak? The next words that would come from his mouth would be the tomcat’s fate.
“And wasn’t there more Emeralds in Myzak’s home?” Rouge studied her fingernails.
Lil gasped. “What???”
“You heard me.” Rouge eyed Lil. “I mean, I took the squad over to the tomcat’s residence and found the rest of the Emeralds. Here I thought I was the only one who liked jewelry.”
Myzak gasped. “I didn’t take them! I swear!”
“Well Knuckles, are you going to press charges?” Rouge glared at the echidna, which was reluctantly being pulled into a pool he didn’t want to join.
Knuckles walked up to his assistant teacher, who had been there when he needed him most, who had stood there in the rain with an umbrella, who had made him chicken soup when Knuckles had a cold. Myzak couldn’t have done it, but there was reputation involved. “Myzak,” Knuckles’ voice was unsure, “you’re fired.” And then, he walked away.
Lil’s eyes grew furious. “Hold up!” She hissed. “Do we still have the Emeralds?”
“Thanks to kitty here,” Rouge spat, “we lost them to Dr. Eggman.”
“It ain’t my fault,” Myzak protested, “I had another hallucination attack! I can’t focus when I’m having those!”
Lil backed up to the wall like Myzak was a monster infested with disease. “It’s happening.” She gasped. She fingered her radio. “Get that hedgehog in here.” She spoke into the mic. It was happening! Dr. Gerald Robotnik had foreseen this. Why now?
In came another officer with Sonic. “What is it, Lil?” Sonic asked.
“Time for both of you to redeem yourselves.” Lil walked over to Myzak and un-cuffed him. “Myzak lost the Emeralds to Dr. Eggman. Sonic, you disobeyed our primary laws to try and catch your long-lost enemy. Both of you are going to work together to catch Eggman in less than 3 days. If you succeed, Sonic can work for the police and have all the freedom he wants. Myzak can go free. See what I mean? Please, look out for each other!”
She hugged Myzak, and then she hugged Sonic. “Please, I beg you, find Eggman. If you don’t find him within the time limit, I have no choice but to arrest you.”
***
“Am I in trouble?” Sonic’s voice was vague of emotion. His eyes, looking down at the table he was chained to, shown with anger.
“You think?” Lil was close to tears. She limped over to the table in the dark room. She had refused for two crutches, so the one scraped on the floor. “You don’t know how much time you’re going to spend in jail! I don’t think you even want to know!”
Sonic swore under his breath. All he wanted to do at that moment was to incinerate the table. Laser-vision hadn’t been acquired yet, unfortunately. He glared up to meet Lil’s sorrowful eyes.
“I’m very disappointed in you, Blue.” Lil shook her head, keeping eye contact with the hedgehog.
“For what?” Sonic finally lost self-control. “For trying to get Eggman? For trying to redeem myself? Huh? Or is it because I actually moved to do something and not just stand there!!”
Lil banged her fists on the table. “That’s too far!” She hissed. “I’m disappointed that you disobeyed me!! You know when you ran through the city at the speed of sound? Well, you caused 75% more damage than one of the bombs Eggman threw! The cleanup crew had to uncover fifteen cars, hospitalize seven individual bystanders, and…and…” She couldn’t hold back the tears any longer. They flowed out of her eyes like a waterfall.
Sonic’s expression grew wide. Anger no longer ran through his veins. Fear replaced that and every emotion. “I…I didn’t know…” He shook his head. “I’m sorry.”
“SORRY DOESN’T COVER IT!!” Lil screamed. “Remember when you had that nervous breakdown shortly after Eggman disappeared? Sonic, you’re DANGEROUS! That’s why I didn’t allow you to run within city limits! And, were you even thinking about the people?” She sobbed. “Is this some kind of game?”
“No.”
“I can’t believe you! There might have been a time when you actually thought about others, but now it’s just become, ‘Get the villain out of the way and be proclaimed as a hero once more!’” She rested her head in her hands. “…I just don’t want you to become something that you don’t want to be.” Her voice was suddenly hushed, almost to a whisper.
Sonic was shocked. This was way, way awkward for him. Sure, he’d seen girls cry. But girls who had obviously been hurt…this was different. He wanted to reach an arm across the table and hug her, but he was chained. He then settled for the next best thing… “Lil,” Sonic broke the silence, “You need a hug.”
Lil looked up. “Nice words to say, huh?” She glared. “Of course I need a hug, you idiot.” She spat on the table.
That’s when Captain Marcus Stotts came into the room. “I’m sorry to interrupt,” he shook his head, “but there’s a direct complaint from one of the government agents. She says she’s caught a thief.” He helped Lil up and led her out of the room. “I think it’s that one guy you were with a few years ago.” They walked down a hallway. It was surprisingly empty for a Wednesday morning. “Too bad Rouge already called they guy’s boss or else we could’ve interrogated him the correct way.”
Lil’s eyes grew wide. “Rouge?” She shook her head in disbelief. “You let that lying, double-crossing treasure hunter arrest a guy without permission??? Just because she works for the president doesn’t mean she has the right to-”
“She also works for GUN part time, Lil.” Stotts nodded. “I just believed that-”
“She’s not in the least bit reliable! I can’t believe you would actually trust her!!” They walked into a room, where Rouge stood holding the arm of a handcuffed golden cat. “Myzak…” Lil whispered. She had to cover her mouth. Myzak held a Chaos Emerald.
Knuckles the Echidna, the Martial Arts master at the high school, was flustered as he walked in. He waved his hands back and forth, trying to communicate with the officer who escorted him. When he looked at Rouge gripping Myzak’s arm, the words that came out of his mouth were, “What the hell is going on here? Unhand my assistant teacher!”
Rouge batted her eyes flirtatiously. “I caught him with this Chaos Emerald.” She shrugged. “The least you can do is thank me. Didn’t you lose a few Emeralds?”
“What makes you think he stole it?” Lil folded her arms and raised an eyebrow. “For all we know, Knuckles could’ve absent mindedly left it somewhere and Myzak here was going to return it…weren’t you?” Lil’s eyes pleaded with him.
“I didn’t steal it…” Myzak looked to the ground. “I found it in an abandoned buildin’ across town. I needed this emerald. I’m…sufferin’…” Myzak tried, but couldn’t return Lil’s glance.
Rouge rolled her eyes. “Well, that’s proof enough. Didn’t you report the missing Emeralds to the police, Knuckles?”
Knuckles nodded, but said nothing. Why didn’t they believe Myzak? The next words that would come from his mouth would be the tomcat’s fate.
“And wasn’t there more Emeralds in Myzak’s home?” Rouge studied her fingernails.
Lil gasped. “What???”
“You heard me.” Rouge eyed Lil. “I mean, I took the squad over to the tomcat’s residence and found the rest of the Emeralds. Here I thought I was the only one who liked jewelry.”
Myzak gasped. “I didn’t take them! I swear!”
“Well Knuckles, are you going to press charges?” Rouge glared at the echidna, which was reluctantly being pulled into a pool he didn’t want to join.
Knuckles walked up to his assistant teacher, who had been there when he needed him most, who had stood there in the rain with an umbrella, who had made him chicken soup when Knuckles had a cold. Myzak couldn’t have done it, but there was reputation involved. “Myzak,” Knuckles’ voice was unsure, “you’re fired.” And then, he walked away.
Lil’s eyes grew furious. “Hold up!” She hissed. “Do we still have the Emeralds?”
“Thanks to kitty here,” Rouge spat, “we lost them to Dr. Eggman.”
“It ain’t my fault,” Myzak protested, “I had another hallucination attack! I can’t focus when I’m having those!”
Lil backed up to the wall like Myzak was a monster infested with disease. “It’s happening.” She gasped. She fingered her radio. “Get that hedgehog in here.” She spoke into the mic. It was happening! Dr. Gerald Robotnik had foreseen this. Why now?
In came another officer with Sonic. “What is it, Lil?” Sonic asked.
“Time for both of you to redeem yourselves.” Lil walked over to Myzak and un-cuffed him. “Myzak lost the Emeralds to Dr. Eggman. Sonic, you disobeyed our primary laws to try and catch your long-lost enemy. Both of you are going to work together to catch Eggman in less than 3 days. If you succeed, Sonic can work for the police and have all the freedom he wants. Myzak can go free. See what I mean? Please, look out for each other!”
She hugged Myzak, and then she hugged Sonic. “Please, I beg you, find Eggman. If you don’t find him within the time limit, I have no choice but to arrest you.”
Name: Moka Purre'
Species: Cat (persian)
Age: 17
Nickname: Cool Cat
Color: Dark purple and magenta
She mainly believes in beauty, charm, looks, and attraction. I guess you could say she is conceited. But that doesn't change the way she is very caring and acts as Kami's guardian. Very responsible.
Name: Kami
Species: Rabbit
Age:14
Nickname: Bipolar Bunny
Color: Cream and light yellow
Strange and highly annoying, mainly because shes bipolar. Her idol is Moka and she is obsessed with Vlad. Has no parents.
Name: Winter Bride
Species: Not sure XD
Age: Not sure
Nickname: Woman in the mist
Color: Creamy misty color
Her beauty and wealth is admired by all. Not much is known behind her.
Name: Koko
Species: Cat (Maine Coon)
Age: 15
Nickname: Choco cat
Color: Chocolate brown
Adopted and not very social. She can be timid but uses her powers as her main weapons.
Species: Cat (persian)
Age: 17
Nickname: Cool Cat
Color: Dark purple and magenta
She mainly believes in beauty, charm, looks, and attraction. I guess you could say she is conceited. But that doesn't change the way she is very caring and acts as Kami's guardian. Very responsible.
Name: Kami
Species: Rabbit
Age:14
Nickname: Bipolar Bunny
Color: Cream and light yellow
Strange and highly annoying, mainly because shes bipolar. Her idol is Moka and she is obsessed with Vlad. Has no parents.
Name: Winter Bride
Species: Not sure XD
Age: Not sure
Nickname: Woman in the mist
Color: Creamy misty color
Her beauty and wealth is admired by all. Not much is known behind her.
Name: Koko
Species: Cat (Maine Coon)
Age: 15
Nickname: Choco cat
Color: Chocolate brown
Adopted and not very social. She can be timid but uses her powers as her main weapons.
Name: slicer
Race: wolf
Sex: male
Age: 20
Aligment: hero
Powers: aura, and speed
speed: with sword 400-700mhp, with out sword 700-1000mhp.
fighting style: he fights with a 900lb sword with a combo of speed and aura.
Attack and special:
Signature: aura force, aura blast, aura exploshin
aura cool down time 1 to 3 hours
Specials: aura sences, aura boost, aura sheal, healing aura, and his hiden power call chaos summons it use three chaos emeralds to let slicer go super and only works when he is in danger
Commend attacks: spin blade, speed blade, dash blade, homeing blade, aura spin dash, aura dash punch, aura slash, speed punch, speed kick, speed slash, claw slash and combo attacks
Chaos power:
3 emerald-super form
7 emerald-chaos form (note this is his hyper form)
7 emeralds+master emerald-nova form (note this is a new form that goes beyone the hyper form)
Race: wolf
Sex: male
Age: 20
Aligment: hero
Powers: aura, and speed
speed: with sword 400-700mhp, with out sword 700-1000mhp.
fighting style: he fights with a 900lb sword with a combo of speed and aura.
Attack and special:
Signature: aura force, aura blast, aura exploshin
aura cool down time 1 to 3 hours
Specials: aura sences, aura boost, aura sheal, healing aura, and his hiden power call chaos summons it use three chaos emeralds to let slicer go super and only works when he is in danger
Commend attacks: spin blade, speed blade, dash blade, homeing blade, aura spin dash, aura dash punch, aura slash, speed punch, speed kick, speed slash, claw slash and combo attacks
Chaos power:
3 emerald-super form
7 emerald-chaos form (note this is his hyper form)
7 emeralds+master emerald-nova form (note this is a new form that goes beyone the hyper form)
clarece: today we are going to cook...bourbon chicken sandwitch well lets get started IN medium skillet over medium heat melt peach preseves...
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now or i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT ASS BITCH OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that bitch now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now or i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT ASS BITCH OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that bitch now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
This is actually inspired by an old article I made here about Horn's average day, I remade it and here it is! Enjoy.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt Or Dull Object While Eating Apple Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return Home From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An Apple Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked Or Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt Or Dull Object While Eating Apple Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return Home From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An Apple Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked Or Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, YOU LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” Said HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
By then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, YOU LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” Said HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
By then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/