We all do something to spend time with our siblings. Either it’s having a fun conversation with them, playing with them, or just hanging out with them. What did me and my two brothers do when we hung out? We beat the living shit out of each other on a daily basis. So, when our little sister was still in elementary school, and my older brother still lived with us, we watched this show called Deadliest Warriors, where two different warriors from the past would be tested with their strength and then they would fight to the death to see who would win. It’s kinda like Death Battle if it was ever allowed on TV. Needless to say, we loved this show. We loved it so much, yet we never knew why. Then, one day, we all got this idea to try and reenact our own scenes from Deadliest Warriors. My older brother would be a pirate, I would be a knight, and my brother would be an army man, which we thought was bullshit since he was the only one with a gun, so I decided to narrow it down to him using a bayonet. We picked up a bunch of sticks and used them as swords. We took the lids off the trash cans and used them as shields. We then ran around the backyard- we had a pretty big backyard for a suburban neighborhood- and we just kept running at each other, hitting each other with sticks and ramming our shields together. It was like an actual Deadliest Warriors episode… If it was run by people who were on crack. Sure, we may have felt like badass warriors, but everyone who saw us thought we had problems. We just kept hitting each other like we were fucking insane. Finally, after we were pretty bruised up, we decided to stop. Then we questioned why we ever fucking started to begin with. I don’t think that you need me to tell you that this was some of the dumbest shit one could do, let alone three. We decided to never do that again, and just leave fighting to the professionals. I just hope that you all learn to never do stupid shit like me and my brothers did.