- It isn't illegal to do this, since the publisher posted it up on the internet first, just in hard to read handwriting.

OK, So this is J.K Rowling's 2 Page StoryCard.
Read it first, and the read my thoughts about it.
Then, you can post your's in the comments!!

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The speeding motorcycle took the sharp corner so fast in the darkness that both policemen in the pursuing car shouted,"Whoa!" Sergeant Fisher slammed his large foot on the brake, thinking that the boy who was riding pillion was sure to be flung under his wheels; however, the motorbike made the turn without unseating either of...

There have been a lot of Harry Potter theories, ranging from the ridiculous to the strange to the horrifying.

I have composed a list here.

Please comment any other theories you know of that I've missed. :)

Also: there are major spoilers in some of these. Next to each one, if there is a spoiler, I will write the book that it spoils, so if you haven't read that one: skip that theory.

1. The Dursley Family is Justified (Spoils Deathly Hallows)

This is one of my favorites, by the way. Now, we all know that Horcruxes often corrupt people (the medallion, Riddle's diary) and Harry is, as it was revealed...

So Rowling never really discussed why Bellatrix is so obsessed with Voldemort. And I constantly ponder upon how anyone could find that no-nosed snake-man-boy attractive in any way. With that said I wanted to post a few of my theories as well as some of the interesting ones I've seen across the net. Once again, as stated, these are just theories and speculations. No more, no less.

First and foremost I think it's a pretty safe bet to say that she loves him or at least started to love him based on the fact that they share similar ideologies. Both loved the idea of pure-blood supremacy. A lot of...

Thanks to zanhar1 for the idea. it was brilliant xD

*Also like to point out, this is like a crack!fic so non of the characters will act like they usally do*

It took a lot of yelling and arguing, but Bellatix finally did it. She finally got Voldemort to go to the beach with her.
Once they got to the beach they both hissed at the sunlight. They weren't too fond of it since they preferred the dark, If you couldn't tell from their pasty pale skin.
Bellatrix had pick out a nice swimsuit to show off for the lord, since she really wanted him to like her. Voldemort on the other hand, was covered head...

I found an interesting short essay from HP Lexicon and it made me think about it even deeper than it goes.

First off; please don't get me wrong.
I love Dumbledore's character, I love Lockhart's character, I love Hogwarts, and I love, love, love the books and the HP universe. I'm just wondering and interested in what, if anything, is behind all this I'm about to discuss.
That if Rowling possibly actually planned this somehow and for some reason many parents in that universe are willing to over-look huge problems and risk their children's lives because of someone's status and previous reputation...OR...

Witch Weekly in 1995. The piece, written by Rita Skeeter, claimed that Hermione Granger was Harry Potter's girlfriend and that she was toying him around by seeking the affections of Viktor Krum, who himself was very much smitten with her. As with much of Skeeter's writing, though the essence of the article was false, there was smidgen of truth that lent the article an air of believability to those who did not know better. While Harry was not Hermione's boyfriend, the two had in fact been close friends since early in their first year at Hogwarts. Additionally, Hermione had danced with Krum at...

After the sorting had finish, and McGonagall took the hat away, Ron and Harry grinned at each other. "Food, finally we get to eat." Ron grumbled. "That took way too long."

Hermione kicked him for what seemed like the millionth time today. "Ron! You know the sorting's more important!" She scolded him.

"Nope it's not even close. I'm starving." Ron shot back.

The two contiuned to argue about it. "Do they fight a lot?" I askde Harry.

Harry shrugged. "Understatement." He told me. "It's like World War III when they do."

Ron and Hermione reminded me of Lisa and Jack, two of my muggle friends back at...

Hey guys! Well, this is my first time that I actually write something and "publish" it, so it's not going to be brilliant. But I thought it was worth a try.
Hope you enjoy!
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Reasons to why I enjoy and am a fan of Harry Potter:

-The idea. Harry’s a boy that discovers he is a wizard and goes to a school called Hogwarts and meets friends Ron and Hermione. It's an idea that is not commonly thought of.
-Being able to read about and live in a world full of magic and mythological creatures. We can never experience that in real life, so it is...

Lily's POV

Rose, Aimee and Lizzie stood in the doorway. In the back of my mind, I was thinking stuff like Uh-oh. But my expression remained blank. I stared at Rose intently, trying to get her attention. Finally, she noticed me. I mouthed the words 'We're being interrogated!' Rose nodded and walked over to us.

''Harry, we need to talk.''
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Rose's POV

I think I surprised everyone when I called my uncle by his first name - I really only called him Harry in my head, not in public. But yesterday I didn't really care, I was too pissed off to do anything...

When I woke up, not even the dreary weather could dampen my mood. I had a spring in my step, just waiting, waiting waiting for 8:00 in the Library. People notice it, too, especially my friends.

''Rosie.. you haven't been this way since last year. Are you sure you're okay?'' Aimee's eyes are filled with suspicion.

''I'm amazing,'' I say, and actually smile. My muscles aren't used to it, my face has been locked into a grimace for the last few weeks. But I'm determined to change that: showing Hugo that I'm strong might make him think about what he's done to me, to our family.
I never thought...

Ron and Hermione repeat quotes

Said by Ron :-

"Devil's Snare, Devil's Snare... What did Professor Sprout say? It likes the dark and the damp-"
"So light a fire!" Harry choked.
"Yes - of course - but there's no wood!" Hermione cried, wringing her hands.
"HAVE YOU GONE MAD?" Ron bellowed. "ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?"

Said by Hermione:-

"How - how're we going to get in? I can - see the place - if we just had - Crookshanks again! said Ron
Crookshanks? ARE YOU A WIZARD OR WHAT??

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Said by Ron :-
'Ron was great,' said Tonks warmly, relinquishing her...

Okay, I know I missed out on a lot of major characters, but I was trying to keep this short. I know a lot more of the actor's names, but here's what I put together for now...

HARRY POTTER CHARACTER & ACTOR:
Harry-Daniel Radcliffe
Hermione-Emma Watson
Ron-Rupert Grint
Snape-Alan Rickman
Fred and George- James and Oliver Phelps
Sirius- Gary Oldman
Umbridge- Imelda Staunton
Dumbledore-Richard Harris/Michael Gambon
Draco-Tom Felton
Ginny-Bonnie Wright
Bellatrix- Helena Bonham Carter
Voldemort-Ralph Fiennes
Lucius-Jason Isaacs
Neville-Matthew Lewis
Hagrid-Robbie Coltrane
Fleur- Clemence Poesy
Krum- Stanislav...

CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE

VOLDEMORT'S PLAN



While Harry Potter was in Hhogwarts getting hit by Bludgers and losing his memory, Lord Voldemort was having problems of his own. So far, all of his plans to capture Potter had failed.
"What is the news?" Bellatrix Lestrange asked. Like all the Death Eaters, she was fiercely loyal to him, perhaps too much so.
"Nagini tells me that the boy is as vulnerable s ever. Dear, Bellatrix, for the plan to succeed, the boy must trust us," Voldemort said, caressing the huge snake. Bellatrix bowed and went to find Yaxley, who came quickly.
"You requested me?" he said,...

Professor Snape:
Severus Snape is the Potions master and Head of Slytherin house at Hogwarts. He has sallow skin, greasy hair, a hooked nose, black eyes and a severe dislike of Harry Potter.

Discovered in chapter 8
The Potions Master
During the start-of-term feast, Percy tells Harry that Professor Snape knows an awful lot about Dark magic, and that it’s widely known that Professor Snape would rather teach Defence Against the Dark Arts than his own subject.

Professor Snape’s dislike for Harry becomes obvious during the first Potions lesson of the year, in which he singles Harry out, firing...

Wand Cores

New from J.K. Rowling

The following description of the powers and properties of the three main wand cores used by Mr Garrick Ollivander are taken from his own notes.

Early in my career, as I watched my wandmaker father wrestling with substandard wand core materials such as kelpie hair, I conceived the ambition to discover the finest cores and to work only with those when my time came to take over the family business. This I have done. After much experimentation and research, I concluded that only three substances produce wands of the quality to which I am happy to give the illustrious...

Do you still remember?the first time when harry,ron and hermione became friends.The day when they first encountered and tackled a mountain troll.those happy moments in quidditch winnings,of going inside the third floor corridor in order to save the philosopher's stone.Do you still remember when the trio solved the mistery beyond the chamber of secrets?And saving sirius black and buckbeak for the punishment they not even deserve?Those happy moment's in the Yule ball,and worries in the triwizard tournament.Remember the time when they stick together even the of Voldemort's rise to power.Remember...

You guys are just so Supermegafoxyawesomehot! Some of the things people tell me about my writing of this story are brilliant it makes me want to cry because I love to write!! I really hope you enjoy this…this Chapter is dedicated to Koolamelia on Fanpop.com, she leaves the most amazing comments for me and really is brilliant. As are the rest of you I just desperately needed to get her name out :D And don’t forget to tell me what you think of the chapter :D Oh and just so no one is confused- I have posted this story in different place’s ~ Fanfiction.net, Fanpop.com and my Facebook page...

The cast of the Harry Potter films were always generous in helping our organization grant wishes to young fans and in celebration of today’s new release, we would like to tell you about them.

In 2004 Kids Wish Network granted the wish of Alexandra, a Harry Potter fan suffering from spina bifida and hydrocephalus. Spina bifida is a birth defect that occurs when a portion of the spinal column fails to develop and close properly, and hydrocephalus is a condition in which the cerebrospinal fluid builds up in the skull. She has endured many surgeries and relies on a wheelchair for mobility.

For...

Here you go.

--This Fanfic was made possible with the help of peppergirl30--

Scorpius POV
The train stopped. The lights in our compartment shut of. I felt something grab my arm. "Scorpius, d'you know what's going on?" squeaked Rose, obviously terrified. "No, but I'm sure we're fine." I replied. It was Second Year, and we were on our way to Hogwarts. A figure stopped in front of the door to our compartment. The door slid open, and there stood the conductor. He informed me and Rose that the train had broken down, and that we would b spending the night on the train. He waved his wand and bunks...

first years Snape and Lily are sitting by the lake at Hogwarts

Lily: Sev, you look depressed. Is something going on?
Snape: *sighs* Its just, you got sorted into Gryffindor. Everyone thinks I shouldn't be your friend.
Lily: well, I am. Whether everyone likes it or not.

*Snape and Lily look out onto the lake. James, Sirius, Peter, and Remus pass behind them.*

,Sirius: *yells* Hey, James, look, it's Lily Evans!
James: *yelling also* Hey, Evans! Why're you hanging out with slime like Snivellus? Come hang with us!
Snape: *whispers* see? Your people are doing it, too!
Lily: Just ignore them, they'll...