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List by deathding posted 1 month ago
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When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the heck you did it.

That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy everything.

An apple a day can keep any doctor away if you throw it hard enough.

Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 more letters in the alphabet.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"

Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.

My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered: “I don’t know, love you, talk to you later.” Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister.”

I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.

Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
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Article by poulamikundu posted 1 month ago
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When is 99 more than 100?
ANS: A microwave. Generally when you run a microwave for '99' it runs for 1 minute and 39 seconds. '100' runs for 1 minute.

What is brown and sticky?
ANS: A stick!

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
ANS: Lunch and dinner!

Suppose you had to pick 1 of 3 doors to go through. One has ninja assassins, one has a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 months, and one has a flaming inferno. Which door should you choose in order to live?
ANS: The one with the lion. It hasn't eaten in 3 months, therefore it's dead!!

At work a lady is requested to move a 2 ton machine with out any assist.How is she able to move the item?
ANS: She is in space

What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?
ANS: A pillow.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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Article by Screamqueen posted 1 month ago
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YEAH! WWE Diva Paige here and I need every single bloody one of u to help me with a very urgent matter We NEED to take care of once and for ALL. This whole thing Is fucking crazy and there's One man to blame and that is Zachary124 allow me to explain, See This Boy right here got not one but TWO WWE employees suspended for No Bloody Damn Reason and For that HE MUST PAY! first up there was My girl Nikki Bella who he tricked into believing he was some kind of pop princess and she believed it which she now regrets and wished she never did, That takes me to today and Mister Daniel Bryan everyone's favorite YES MAN! who got tricked a week ago and AGAIN two days ago by said boy who blabbed to management here that he was a fake so please help me get back my girl Nikki and Ur favorite Daniel cause their INNOCENT in all this and they wish to be back here and futhermore after u all read this please REPORT HIS ABUSIVE ASS To said Management so that this Bloody site can rest easy and be drama free from now on. Also Brie was on Bryan's for a while so make that Three WWE Employees.
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