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List by deathding posted over a year ago
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"How to Google something"

You already are, dumbass.

"Best Halloween costume ever made from beer cans"

There's recycling, then there's recycling.

"Which smells worse, dog, cat or human urine?"

Does it REALLY even matter?

"Where do lost socks go when they go missing?"

To heaven, where all the fallen remain to stay happy for the rest of their afterlives.

Who cares.

"What kind of pigs eat people?"

I ALWAYS KNEW THOSE PIGS WERE UP TO SOMETHING.

"How long does it take to drown an ant?"

A better question would be why do you care.

"What do dead rats smell like?"

Chicken?

"Can cow saliva cure baldness?"

Some questions aren't even worth answering.

"What is a magical way to gain weight?"

I hope this person knows magic isn't real.

"What’s the best trick to train your dog to do?"
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Article by slenderman777 posted over a year ago
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When I was ten, I played a late night game of flashlight tag with a bunch of neighborhood kids. If you don't know what flashlight tag is, it's the same as tag, but you play it in the dark, the person who's "it" gets a flashlight, and they have to yell the name of the person they see with it in order to "tag" them. It was really cloudy that night, and most people had their curtains drawn, so it was the perfect level of darkness for hiding in.

The side of the street my house was on was skirted by a broad length of woods. That was basically the boundary for our side of the game. You could run through any yard, even go across the street and run through their yards, but you weren't allowed to hide in the woods, because it was too difficult to find anyone in there, and it was very easy to trip over tree limbs or end up with poison oak. Of course, this rule was frequently and flagrantly ignored when people got too close to being caught. They'd duck off into the bushes for a few seconds, or run behind a group of trees to evade capture.
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Opinion by dimitri_ posted over a year ago
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Got inspired by 324anna's article :)







10. Emily Ratajkowski
I thought she looked odd when I first saw the clip of Blurred Lines. Looked again and completely changed my mind! She does have exotic features but she doesn't look strange to me anymore, just stunning.


9. Olivia Munn
She's very unique looking, she can pull off pretty much anything. I love her freckles and her hazel eyes, it meshes well with her olive skin and her dark hair.


8. J-Lo
It's gotta be a sin to look this good in your 40s. She's famous for her assets but damn, there's so much more to her beauty, this woman is mad beautiful.


7. April Bowbly
Her face oozes sex appeal, in a good way.


6. Mandy Moore
That complexion doe- She looks so vibrant and fresh-faced. I just have a thing for her, everything about her, including her personality, is all so adorable.
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Opinion by dimitri_ posted over a year ago
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As I always say, feel free to use my ideas :)



[b]1. I am a person of value- I can't sleep at night doing something immoral.

2. I don't like traveling all that much- all the excess baggage that comes with it.

3. Studied 3D animation when entered college- now thinking about becoming a social worker.

4. I prefer to earn it- makes me appreciate more$$$

5. I like big butts- and I cannot lie


6. I can't stand guys who overuse the terms 'Friendzone' and 'Nice guys finish last'- I can't stand self-pitying people in general.

7. What am I doing with my life?- Most FAQ to myself


8. INFP- My MBTI

9. I'm Asian- and yellow fever disgusts me to no end.


10. I know studies are flawed- but they are so interesting I want to believe all of them.

11. People are always surprised when they find out I'm a virgin at 21- I have such a dirty mouth.
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Article by slenderman777 posted over a year ago
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Hello. To start off i like going on the internet, my favorite website is youtube. for some of you who don't know it's a famous video sharing website that let's you share videos, alot of people tend to upload gaming videos or music or videos of there cat.

I mostly watch a lot of the good youtube channels like Seananners or Vanoss and much more, and i sometimes watch random peoples channels. Like go to a video that has lots of views, click on some random persons channel via the comments. Sometimes i find great channels with great videos, but when i clicked on one certain channel my life was forever changed.

i was looking for a video to watch, i decided to watch some random persons channel so i went to mr nightmares channel to find some random person to watch. And then i found it, a channel named stalker. i thought he was just trying to be funny with the name but i was dead wrong.

His comment was "i really enjoyed stalking that guy". The video mr nightmare uploaded was a 10 scary true stories video, which if you know anything about mr nightmare he uploads scary story videos. So i thought it was just a joke, i laughed at his comment and decided to...
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Article by Mekashi posted over a year ago
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Greetings fellow humans, I am a changed person and I am new to this sort of thing. My true self has finally been released and I allow myself to be more mature, more fair, not someone to integrate with. You may address I as ‘Mekashi’. If you would like to clear up my true identity, well that would be a no, unless you try to figure out who I really am but for you see, I’ve decided my old actions were a tad bit unnecessary and I’ve wanted to change so I’m here as a new being, new views plus new attitudes. I only wish to gather friends not enemies, so if you’ve hated my old self or didn’t like me as much...I’d like a new start and new meetings. Please do not judge me, and I would like to show off the true self I’ve hidden within my soul. The true side, and the true person I should have always been, to those users new and old. You might be shocked to find out who I truly am; thinking of whether to accept me or ignore me…...the choice is yours and yours alone Fan-pop users. Good day~
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Fan fiction by Directioner3300 posted over a year ago
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Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no friends or anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one day he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they said goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The next day Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset or lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
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Article by slenderman777 posted over a year ago
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We hadn't always been here. But the neighborhood has. Even before it was a neighborhood on earth this one had been here. Here for those that would be lost on those cursed grounds, here for those who would die long before their real life ever truly began, here for those who never really wanted to grow up.

We come from different times and we come from different lives, but one thing remains true of all of us. We lived on the earthly realm of the neighborhood at some point in our lives and died long before our time was supposed to come. We don't remember much of our lives in the cul-de-sac since the last member of our group joined us and certainly we won't remember now when the next spirit comes, but here is what we do know:

Rolf was the first to come here. Unlike most of us, he was born in far off lands and even in the afterlife hasn’t lost the touch of his old world upbringing. He lived in the neighborhood before it was developed. The son of a shepherd, he and the rest of his family came to start a farm on the lands that would soon turn into the place we would all eventually reside in. He died in 1903. While tending to the family’s animals, the bull...
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Article by deathding posted over a year ago
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(Hello there! If you're new to this series, here's the basics. I take comments asking questions from the last episode and answer them in the next article, but with Robotnik! As a result you'll see some pretty funny stuff. XD Hope you enjoy our second episode of Ask Dr. Robotnik!)

(I apologize for the huge delay as well, so much happened with FNAF4 coming out and whatnot. I also got heavily addicted to an awesome online flash game named Dragon Ball Z Devolution. XD Again, sorry.)

And now.... Shout-outs to the people who commented in the last episode! And we have a LOT of them this time guys! (Link to the last episode is here: link)

hplover321, PlazmaKiller59, NeonShadow609, RainSoul, CheetahGirl5147, MalloMar, TAIKAMODO, simpleplan, LGYCE, pablopj, and of course, me! Thanks a lot for commenting guys!
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Article by slenderman777 posted over a year ago
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Hello. Please Listen to me, it's for you're own good. I feel compelled to warn you of the danger that was recently unleashed upon the internet. I don't have much time left as it is, I feel that he draws near.

I like to surf the net, as do most people. Sometimes the internet gets boring though, and i find myself having nothing to do than go on the anonymous webcamming site known as "Omegle". I'm sure most of you have heard of it, as it is notorious for having those perverts jerking their junk on the webcam.

Well, I went into Omegle for the first time in forever, and well, I guess they have this new feature where you get paired up with people that share you're interests. in addition, they also let you access Facebook and use you're interests on there if you want. I decided to try it, and began my random webcamming spree. The first few people just skipped me, and then there were those many idiots i had skipped for jerking off. but then it happened. He showed up on cam. A man dressed black, appeared to be a robe or gown, wearing what looked to be a well-detailed, semi-expensive, sort of Jack-O-Lantern Like or creepy pumpkin mask, I couldn't really tell what...
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Opinion by slenderman777 posted over a year ago
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There is a website that offers its users the choice to experience the "ultimate horror." This website, called Blindmaiden.com, is supposedly a site dedicated to a doomed spirit that will enter the home of people who have viewed that site.

However, no matter how hard you try, your browser won't allow you to enter the site. You see, to access this site, you must wait until exactly 12:00 AM, making sure that the night in question is a New Moon night. You must be on your own in your home with all the lights turned off. Only when these conditions are met, will you be granted access to the site.

As soon as you enter, you will see a montage of pictures being displayed quickly. These images are of boys and girls without eyes and faces that are twisted in tremendous fear. After that, a text will appear on the monitor saying:

This website will take you to a whole new level of horror.
A horror that will use all five of your senses.
You must be very careful not to click on anything
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Opinion by Canada24 posted over a year ago
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I love Cartman's border breaking troll humor.
And his cruelity to just about ANYTHING., And hypercritical views to everyone (especially Kyle and Token)..
But there some moments, that Cartman goes WAY too far. And down right angers me..

#5: BEST FRIENDS FOREVER:
After one of Kenny's "comedic" deaths, Cartman learns that Kenny left his PSP to Cartman out of pity.
But wait after learning this, it is also learned Kenny servived.
Cartman proves his "loyalty", by pulling the plug on Kenny, JUST for the PSP..

#4: IMAGINATIONLAND:
Cartman saves Kyle's life.
Revives him with CPR..
But sadly.
He did it.
He dose this, not because he CARES about Kyle. But because he didn't Kyle to die before "sucking his balls"..

#3: SCOTT MUST DIE:
This can be both Cartman's best AND worst moment.
It shows how truelly sick minded and downright NUTS Cartman is.
He murders someone's parents and tricks their son into eating them, JUST to get back at the person.
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Opinion by Canada24 posted over a year ago
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#1: JASON BRODY:
Starting off as your average immature dare devil. But then Vaas kidnapped him and his brother Grant.. And during their escape Vaas coldly murders poor Grant and Jason is unable to save the poor guy. This being being one of them main reasons Jason tracks down and kills Vaas, though not too many sympathize the death of Vaas, despite how badass he is.
Not only that but Jason becomes a unstoppable force do to the harsh ways of the island destroying both his innocence, and even his sanity.
But Jason uses this, not for bad, but for the sole purpose of rescuing his friends and family from the terrible people of the terrible island..


#2: KELLER DOVER:
Keller Dover is the main protagonist of the 2013 thriller film ''Prisoners''. Despite being the main protagonist of the story, he has committed several villainous acts throughout the film, the most obvious example was torturing Alex Jones, a mentally challenged man, but this isn't because he a bad person, but because, in his eyes, this was necessary to find his abducted daughter Anna. As he believes Alex knows where she is..
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Article by slenderman777 posted over a year ago
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You know those eerie feelings you get when you are playing a multiplayer game and there is no one on the server, apart from you?

For instance; boot up Minecraft right now and scope around for some deserted server that is running, but no one is on.

Feels pretty weird, right? Well this is what my hobby was: going around to these barely running games and seeing what people had left behind, not just Minecraft either. Counterstrike, Team Fortress 2, World of Warcraft. I used all of these games to explore the special servers nearly every day. I logged down what was on them: buildings, maps, announcements and then my friend would come along and wipe/build on what I had logged in. I would get paid about $50 for every server I cleared, depending on the size.

So anyway, I'm sitting there sipping on a Coke when my unnamed friend (due to security reasons) rings me up over Steam and says that there is this really big Indie game map that was just abandoned and he wanted me to check it out. He also mentioned that the map was larger than normal, so he would pay me around $100. So, I accepted and went to download the client. It was an old website. The design...
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Opinion by Canada24 posted over a year ago
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#1: KORN - HATER:
It's pretty much saying "haters" can only destroy your life if you allow them too. Something I myself already knew, and its why any time people flame me on Fanpop, I just tell them to continue till they bore themselves and stop on their own..

#2: EMINEM - BEATUITFUL:
Hard to explain..

#3: LIFE STARTS NOW - THREE DAYS GRACE:

#4:EVERYBODY HURTS: (forget the band):
Stopped sucides of the time.. That's saying something..

#5: PAIN - THREE DAYS GRACE:
Hard to explain..
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Article by slenderman777 posted over a year ago
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Ok I did not make that,my brother some how found out my password for fanpop and decided to mess around with it,i have seen the comments and no i am not a idiot,tell that to my dumb brother.

that being said i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.

i changed my password so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if you see some retarded post made by me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.

soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day









for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if you don't believe me then find your choice.
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Article by slenderman777 posted over a year ago
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About five years ago I lived downtown in a major city in the US. I've always been a night person, so I would often find myself bored after my roommate, who was decidedly not a night person, went to sleep. To pass the time, I used to go for long walks and spend the time thinking.

I spent four years like that, walking alone at night, and never once had a reason to feel afraid. I always used to joke with my roommate that even the drug dealers in the city were polite. But all of that changed in just a few minutes of one evening.

It was a Wednesday, somewhere between one and two in the morning, and I was walking near a police patrolled park quite a ways from my apartment. It was a quiet night, even for a weeknight, with very little traffic and almost no one on foot. The park, as it was most nights, was completely empty.

I turned down a short side-street in order to loop back to my apartment when I first noticed him. At the far end of the street, on my side, was the silhouette of a man, dancing. It was a strange dance, similar to a waltz, but he finished each "box" with an odd forward stride. I guess you could say he was dance-walking, headed...
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Article by slenderman777 posted over a year ago
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In my room there is a small door leading to where the air conditioning unit is housed, this door has no locking mechanisms what so ever so it wasn't uncommon when it opened up by itself when there was a draft, its impossible to close the door behind you once you get beyond it and enter the crawlspace type area it leads to. i have lived in this house for five years now and for the first 4 i never gave the door a second thought,it wasn't until the fifth year that the door made me feel unsettled, a few months ago i was home alone,i'm 17 and i live in the bonus room which is connected to the crawlspace. i had been upstairs playing on my playstation when the house phone rang,normally i would answer the one i had upstairs but i had unplugged the charger and it died, i ran downstairs in order to answer the phone, my two dogs that were up there with me were still at my heels,i picked up the phone, 1-800 service of course. i let the dogs out back i remember vaguely what happened,i opened the door 3 beeps from the alarm system notified me then i closed it, before going back upstairs i went to the bathroom,while i was using the bathroom i heard 3 beeps notifying me that a door has been...
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Opinion by Riku114 posted over a year ago
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HELLO! AGAIN! Yes. We have yet another Hunger Games. I might go on a short vacation to think up more of these and give you guys a bit to miss me but yet again it is I, Hades here to bring back the dead for….. the third time? Hahaha. Well yes. We are here to watch eachother be brutally murdered but today, me and my good friend Haru put a good amount of work into making this one a bit special. You see, we morphed and made the actions possible more to our taste with our own hands, so I hope you enjoy and may the odds be forever in your favor. Now rise from the dead!


BLOOD BATH
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Riku runs away from the Cornucopia.

ElsaFrost killed Springely after 'teaming up'

Poulamikundu runs away from the Cornucopia.

MalloMar runs away from the Cornucopia.

IAMYOURENEMY runs away from the Cornucopia.

Summer grabbed a bag only to realize it was empty.
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Article by slenderman777 posted over a year ago
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I heard about a place out here were i live,its on one of the back roads of the alaskan forests in one of these valleys,they say that if you drive down this road on a day were the sun is shining so brightly,as to make everything appear black and white,then you might come across a girl,walking along the side of the road.she is said to be easy to recognize cause if its summer or winter, shes always wearing a heavy wool overcoat with over sized headphones like those big skullcandy headphones you can find in the stores. according to the story,if you drive up along side her and roll down the window you might hear her singing,the song some people around here say is gloomy sunday. if you interrupt her asking the question before she finished the song,its said that her answer would be "i can't Remember" then the next town you enter you will be arrested for the kidnap and the murder of this girl. however if you wait for her to finish and then ask the question being "when did it last snow" and this is to be asked no matter what season it is, she will give you 1 of 3 possible answers. if she says "thursday" you will continue to drive as if nothing happened but though you will be able to see...
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Article by deathding posted over a year ago
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(Hello there! If you're new to this series, here's the basics. I take comments asking questions from the last episode and answer them in the next article, but with Robotnik! As a result you'll see some pretty funny stuff. XD Hope you enjoy our first episode of Ask Dr. Robotnik!)

But before we begin, special shout-outs to the people who left comments in the last article! (Link to the article is here: link)

RainSoul, kicksomebut23, PlazmaKiller59, sonicfan94, windwakerguy430, LGYCE, stella2015, MalloMar, ntmfan0707, and of course, me! Thanks for commenting guys!

And now, our feature presentation!

RainSoul asks: "How did you first meet Sonic?"



RainSoul also says: "By the way I really like your role in Sonic SatAM. Your voice actor was menacing, bone-chilling, and just sounded bad-ass. And you were awesome in Sonic X, a good comedian. ;3 I like how you risked your life in the end of series for Sonic. You kinda became friends, if not just...
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Opinion by wantadog posted over a year ago
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Hello Hello Hello. I see we're back for the third time to play out one of these delightful little games. As you have no doubt figured out, I am not Riku114. I suppose you can call me....Monty. Now let's get to it. May the favors be forever in your odds....uh....whatever.


BLOODBATH!
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Egyptprincess rips a mace out of Springely's hands.

IAMYOURENEMY, Blackpanther, and Hplover work together to get as many supplies as possible.

Dreamtime runs away from the Cornucopia.

Kaboomgirl runs away from the Cornucopia.

Elsafrost runs away from the Cornucopia.

Summer runs away from the Cornucopia.

Zeppie runs away from the Cornucopia.

Wantadog, Abcjkl, LegendofRoxas, and Zanhar3 share everything they gathered before running.

Deathding runs away from the Cornucopia.

Candylover breaks Mallomar's nose for a basket of bread.
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Opinion by Riku114 posted over a year ago
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HELLO! WELCOME EVERYONE~ *waits for the applause to end* Thank you. Thank you. That’s enough everyone. ‘Tis I Hades who shall revive our old friends from the dead to host the second annual Random Club Hunger Games! We have all gathered here to witness the bloody murder of us and our friends! Enjoy and may the odds be forever in your favor.


BLOOD BATH
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

IAMYOURENEMY runs away from the Cornucopia.

Poulamikundu runs away from the Cornucopia.

EgyptPrincess runs away from the Cornucopia.

BlindBandit runs away from the Cornucopia.

8theGreat scares Riku away from the cornucopia.

MrWayne takes a handful of throwing knives.

Legend of Roxas finds a backpack full of camping equipment.

HpLover runs away from the Cornucopia.

Deathding, RainSoul, and Elsafrost work together to get as many supplies as possible.
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News by deathding posted over a year ago
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Hello there! My name is Jared, and I was a huge fan of this old blog named Ask Dr. Robotnik, but it was cancelled due to his life having too much work.

But I plan on reviving it and doing my own take on it, but if you're not familiar with it, here's how it works.

You type in the comments section something to ask Dr. Robotnik and I'll answer it with a funny picture/text/both. It may not sound that fun at first, but believe me when I say it is.

To get started, all you have to do is type into the comments section something to ask Dr. Robotnik, and once we get 5+ comments I'll make a new article answering them with funny pictures and text!

This is for you, Matt. :) Thanks for all the good times.


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Opinion by Riku114 posted over a year ago
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So basically this is me putting peoples name into the Hunger Games Simulator and seeing what it gives me. I messed around with it before for fun so I thought it would be fun to have Random Club participate in the Hunger Games. XD

Note: There are a few errors that the simulator gives and this is all copy and paste. Also I am not reading this as I copy.

APOLOGIES AFTER I FINISHED THIS TO SUMMER. SCREWED UP AND PUT SUMMERTIME FOR SOME REASON. GOMEN.


BLOOD BATH
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Candylover runs away from the Cornucopia.

Icebeam takes a handful of throwing knives.

Wantadog runs away from the Cornucopia.

Summertime runs away from the Cornucopia.

Legend of Roxas falls into a pit and dies.

Riku runs away from the Cornucopia.

Zanhar gathers as much food as she can.

BlackPanther grabs a backpack and retreats.
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