There once was a woman named Hallie.
Hallie was a doctor.
Unfortunately for Hallie, you could not download illegal movies to show at the Saturday movie nights, which makes sense.
After she got fired, Hallie got a call from a man named Huebert.
"Come to the circus." He said.
"Which one?" Hallie asked.
"The one closeby." said Huebert.
So Hallie went to the closest circus. That was the one that neighbored the hospital Hallie used to work at.
At the circus there were three men.
The first was Huebert.
The second was a man named Jerry.
The third was a man named Ryan.
"Pick one." Huebert said.
"I pick...I pick..."
Huebert laughed. "Good choice." he said. "But now you have to get married."
"What?" Hallie asked.
Huebert laughed. "That was the whole point of it!"
Hallie gasped. "You BITCH! I thought he was going to be my friend!"