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Fan fiction by canal posted over a year ago
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Kody and I stayed right where we were and no one came out. No Mason, no Jonathan. "Are they alive?" I asked. "I don't know" Kody said standing up. I krept through the front door. The house was a mess and no sign of the boys. "Are they dead" I asked in a low whisper. "Nope" Jonathan said standing in the doorway.
"Where's Mason" Kody asked with a raised eyebrow. "He's ..not here right now" Jonathan said. "I'm right here" Mason said. The minute he stepped through the door everything froze except Mason and I. "Mason your okay" I said happily. "Not really" he said. He dropped to his knees and he looks horrid. He was cut, bruised, and coughing up blood. "I told you Mason was an idiot" Jonathan sneered and walked away. I ran after him and shoved him. He grabbed both my hands and pinned them on the wall behind me while his other hand landed on my cheek as he stared in my eyes. "Your no match for me mon amour " he said with a smirk on his face.
I squirmed around but only saw I was in a more akward position. "Told you" Jonathan said his hand now on my hip. "How dare you. You're nasty" I said making a face. "i may not be Jonathan. Have you ever though of that" he...
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Article by hidan141 posted over a year ago
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If you like Tekken and Naruto, you may have noticed Hidan looks a little bit like Steve Fox. I noticed this as well. I always thought there was some type of copyright infringment going on, for Steve came out at least 6 years prior to Hidan apearing in Naruto. I have proof that Hidan is a reverse color and personality Steve. First, look at these images. One of them is a reverse color Hidan, and the other is one of Steve reversed. Even though Steve's eyes aren't violet, his hair is slightly gray. If you look at Hidan's picture, it looks just like Steve. you tell me: do you think this should be looked over?
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Opinion by _ColorBlind_ posted over a year ago
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Hey..

So, 

Remember me? Of course you don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*

Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay.. 

ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights ago and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!

(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)

So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate writing skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<  

I guess this is a welcome back post? More like a "please dear god take me back" post :p

BUT HAY. 



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Article by canal posted over a year ago
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Happy Hauntings X)
*sings*
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in search of you
Looking for the heart now
Have you heard the news
maybe you stole it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in search of you
Looking for he heart now
Have you heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find you soon
*hums*

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The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of you know it as the only song i know by heart from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge spider i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!
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Opinion by roxifoxi1000 posted over a year ago
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Am sure you all already know me for my question:"Does people at your school make fun of what happened at 9/11" where I concluded that only people by where I live (Miami, Florida) joke about that. Well turns out they are not the only bastards. I was on Youtube, checking out videos about 9/11 for a reason I don't know. So I came across this video, that by just looking at the title, you know it was made by someone who lacks a soul. here is the title of the video:
"9/11-Get the water nigga"
The name to you, may look funny. But when you think about what is it about, you'll realize that this is serious stuff. But there is something worse than the video: It's comments. When you look at the comments, you can see that the people who wrote it are even worse than the comment itself. And you wanna know something else? There was a comment that said:"9/11 is not joking matter" and wanna know what happened to it? It received many NEGATIVE votes!!! This is just an example about how many humans in the world lack a soul. More than 3000+ people lost their lives, do you call that funny. And for people who think this is a joking matter, would you like it if your parents died in that...
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Opinion by FlufflyHands posted over a year ago
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Pick what month you were born on...
Jan- I shot...
Feb- I stabbed...
Mar: I disco danced with...
Apr: I sniffed...
May: I ran with...
Jun: I licked...
Jul: I ate...
Aug: I sat next to...
Sep: I farted next to...
Oct: I have a screenshot of...
Nov: I grabbed...
Dec: I spit on...

Pick what day you were born on...
01: my girlfriend
02: my boyfriend
03: a nurse
04: Napoleon Dynamite
05: my crush
06: the gummy bears
07: an IPhone
08: a llama
09: a sandwich
10: a hobo
11: a gay guy
12: ET
13: Peter Pan
13: A T-Rex
14: a kitten
15: a puppy
16: a monkey
17: a cow
18: a Mexican
19: a sumo wrestler
20: a red-head
21: a polar bear
22: The Dos-equis guy
23: The trix rabbit
24: Drew Breeze
25: Tom Brady
26: Your mama
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Guide by speedy106 posted over a year ago
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This is the guide to me. Don't come searching for me. I like this stuff.
1.Tests/Pop Quizzes
2.Teen Titans show
3.Guys who are smart and humorous
4.Romance(Don't get any ideas, guys)
5.History
6.Yellow roses
7.Oragami
8.My school crush
9.Speedy/Roy Harper(from Teen Titans show)
10.Writing
11.Acting
12.Having fun
13.Taking care of flowers
14.Boys who like me
15. Kid Flash(Teen Titans and Young Justice show)
16.Beyblade(anime, not manga)
17.Doing cartwheels and volleyball
18. Horses
19.Archery
20.Deer
21.Shopping(This is feminine, but I'm really a tomboy)
22.Hive Five(team of villians in Teen Titans show)
23.Pikachu
24.Grass-type Pokémon
25.Running
26.Robin/Dick Grayson
27.Aqualad(character from Teen Titans show)
28.Vanessa Carlton(singer)
29.Fried Chicken
30.Being happy
That's it. Yep. That's it. Thanks for reading.
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Opinion by FlufflyHands posted over a year ago
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Everyone is putting stuff up about Walmart, I was smart enough to think of CVS :D (I made these up on my own with no one elses help btw)

1. Resort the medicine aisle

2. Run around like an idiot until you are told to stop, once the person who stopped turns around do it again, repeat this process until your told to leave, then run out like an idiot

3. Go up to the cash register and tell the clerk that someone is "poaching" medicine, then run out of the store

4. Take the magazines you see and tear them to pieces, then go up to the front (were the cash register is) and throw the pieces up the air and scream "CONFETTI!!!" (make sure someones watching u) then run out of the store

5. Go to a rack with toy cars on it, and start to play with them, count how many people want to join in

6. Go to the make-up aisle and do your make-up to make you look like an idiot, then walk up to the clerk (make sure it's different gender) and ask to make out
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List by Feathershine posted over a year ago
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1. Answer by saying: "hi Buddy the elf what's your favorite color.." trail off then count three seconds and hang up

2. Answer the phone by saying "taco" then hang up

3. When they ask if you want anything their selling say back "well actually I have some nice air fresheners in my bag, would you like the buy some" when they answer say "no! Just no!" then hang up

4. Say "your unavailable to reach me at the moment, please leave a message after the beep, also... stop calling my asshole!" then hang up

5. Pick up and say "I'm busy" then hang up

6. Pick up the phone turn on an app with gay/mean/Girly/dorky (or whatever else you have) voices you have and have a convo with them with the people and their lines on your iPhone/iPad, see how long it takes for them to hang up on you.

7. Pick up the phone and say "Drink your own piss" then hang up

8. Tell them "your having issues and to call back" if they call back say "stalker, what are you calling me about, take my number off your list... PERMANENTLY!" then hang up
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List by Feathershine posted over a year ago
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TRUTH

Who do you have a crush on?

If you had to date anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity you would want to make out with

Name five people you hate and why you hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If you did, what did you do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have you ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have you had your first kiss, if you have, were was it and who was it with?

Have you ever seen a parent naked?

Have you ever seen animals reproducing?

Have you stalked anyone, if you have, who was it?

Have you ever typed up anything inappropriate on Facebook/Twitter?

Have you had a blind date before, if you have, who was it with, and do we know him/her?
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Opinion by loudhappy posted over a year ago
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Honestly like i will NEVER EVER understand people who think kindles and other ebooks are like the spawn of satan

sure paper smells nice but the point of books is the content which is the same however you read them calm the fuck down jesus christ. so my mom is going to be here tomorrow but the only way she is willing to see me is if she brings her boyfriend along.

now i’ve never met him, and maybe i should be this upset about it, but i haven’t seen my mom in about a year (it might be longer) and she isn’t willing to put me ahead of her fucking boyfriend for like 2 hours. at least that’s how i see it. i do want your guys’s opinion. i mean i miss my mom but if she is going to bring him idk if i want to see her. I stumble upon the photo of an aborted fetus, bloody and mangled.

Does this belong on Facebook?
No.
Am I disturbed?
Yes.
Does the fact that some moron said “like this if you’re against abortion, poor baby,” make me pro-birth/pro-life?
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Opinion by loudhappy posted over a year ago
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Omg there’s pastaaaaaaa for dinner and i’m going to be home alone again. i feel kind of happy whenever i’m home alone. i think its because i eventually got used to the quietness around the house when my sister was almost always never home because of school. it feels kind of nice actually. Cait just told me she might quit. DAFUQ. SO MAD. Coach Ron isn’t that good, but WHY CAN’T SHE JUST TAKE CHARGE LIKE A CAPTAIN SHOULD. She always gets hella pissed fast and it’s scary. I mean, I try not to offend, but she gets mad anyways. If Innah and Cait are gone, we’re gonna lose all our matches. Lisa and never played so high on the ladder before. Ugh. I don’t want to play number one by default. asldkfja;efyhahsiudfgawie;jafsdkfhalidufhaklhsdfaiuef ANGER.

Anyways, Friday, all the SUPERasians were playing basketball even though most of them graduated…But Awwwwww, you-know-who waed at me, even though I was saying hi to Daniel Hu….I embarassed Joe Wu though :D Buwahhaha. “Joe WUUUUUUUU!” Friggin Muscles took off his shirt. I'm 15, I live on the east coast of America, and study classic rock and music history in general. I'm taking a challenge to listen to 500...
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Opinion by loudhappy posted over a year ago
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Not immediatly begin bf/gf. I wanna go back to the generation when a guy had to get permission from the girl’s parents to ask her out. I wanna go back to the generation where a guy would physically call her and talk to her, not text. I wanna go back to the generation where your first kiss would be with someone you’ve been da
ting for months, not hookup with a guy you meet in a club. I wanna go back to the generation where a guy would give you his varsity jacket. I wanna go back to the generation where a girl can get any guy just by wearing a t-shirt, jeans, and a pair of sneakers. I wanna go back to the generation where couples slow danced, not grind. I wanna go back to the generation where love actually made sense

I am soo fucking irritated with my mother. I love her but I swear, she pisses me off. Sending my brother MY bed instead of shipping it to me, promising to send him some sheets, promising to help him out, but not me. Than swears like she misses me and wants to skype. Maybe mother, you should pick up the goddamn phone. Maybe you should actually talk to me, but you’re too damn busy with your husband, and too busy worrying over my brother. He’s...
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Opinion by BurtonDeppFan posted over a year ago
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1. say your name ten times.
2. say your mom's name five times.
.........3. say your crushes three times.
4. paste this to four other groups.
...If you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.
......But if you read this and do not paste this, then you
will have very bad luck.
SEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CHRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY IT BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSSee more .. This works!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Opinion by Kyssmig posted over a year ago
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E-mails, text messages, voicemails- you name it, we’ve got it. Technology has created many creative and wonderful ways for us to keep in touch with each other, as well as make our lives easier at the same time. With our busy schedules, it is not always easy to keep in touch with friends and family the way we would always like to. The days of sitting down and having a nice, long phone conversation seems like a memory of the past and is a rare thing to happen on a frequent basis these days. Not to worry though, because with E-mails and text messaging available, we are sure to keep in touch with people properly, right? Wrong! One might assume that the more options we have with communication, the better we would be at it, but studies and observances have shown this not to be the case. It seems like the more options we get and the easier ways of communication become, the ruder and lazier we get.

Everyone considers themselves important and expects others to see them the same way. If we do not get respectful and thoughtful acknowledgement from others, we feel hurt and upset and this is happening a lot these days. Text messages have replaced the “phone call” and even...
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Opinion by Kyssmig posted over a year ago
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A wealthy man lives alone in a small cottage. Being partially handicapped he had everything delivered to his cottage. The mailman was delivering a letter one Thursday when he noticed that the front door was ajar. Through the opening he could see the man's body lying in a pool of dried blood.

When a police officer arrived he surveyed the scene. On the porch were two bottles of warm milk, Monday's newspaper, a catalog, flyers, and unopened mail. The police officer suspects it was foul play. Who does he suspect and why?
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Opinion by Kyssmig posted over a year ago
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One snowy night, Sherlock Holmes was in his house sitting by a fire. All of a sudden a snowball came crashing through his window, breaking it.
Holmes got up and looked out the window just in time to see three neighborhood kids who were brothers run around a corner. Their names were John Crimson, Mark Crimson and Paul Crimson.
The next day Holmes got a note on his door that read '? Crimson. He broke your window.'



Which of the three Crimson brothers should Sherlock Holmes question about the incident?
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Guide by TotalDramaDoll6 posted over a year ago
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1. They feel happy and like nothing can take them down.
2. They start feeling depressed for no reason.
3. They feel like crying for a while.
4. They cry heavily and not knowing why their crying makes it worse.
5. They feel mad and feels like everyone should feel her wrath.
6. They feel so alone and unloved by everyone, some are driven to cut themselves.
7. They feel like only God understands them.
8. Their time of the month is over and they normal again.
This is what i went through, so i assume other girls do to.
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Review by Kyssmig posted over a year ago
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There are five people. One of them shot and killed one of the other five. Which man is the murderer?

1. Dan ran in the NY City marathon yesterday with one of the innocent men.


2. Mike considered being a farmer before he moved to the city.

3. Jeff is a topnotch computer consultant and wants to install Ben's new computer next week.

4. The murderer had his leg amputated last month.

5. Ben met Jack for the first time six months ago.

6. Jack has been in seclusion since the crime.

7. Dan used to drink heavily.

8. Ben and Jeff built their last computers together.

9. The murderer is Jack's brother. They grew up together in Seattle.


Consider yourself to be a detective....So who is the killer ??
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Opinion by Kyssmig posted over a year ago
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One evening there was a murder in the home of married couple, their son and daughter. One of these four people murdered one of the others. One of the members of the family witnessed the crime.



The other one helped the murderer.


These are the things we know for sure:

1. The witness and the one who helped the murderer were not of the same sex.


2. The oldest person and the witness were not of the same sex.


3. The youngest person and the victim were not of the same sex.


4. The one who helped the murderer was older than the victim.


5. The father was the oldest member of the family.


6. The murderer was not the youngest member of the family.

Who was the murderer?
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Opinion by Kyssmig posted over a year ago
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Sherlock Detective reviewed the information they had on the case so far.




A lady named Nikki was found shot and they already had a list of suspects - Andrew , Jordan, Samuel, Tarun and Dempsey.
Killer is a fan of sherlock and chalenge him by leaving notes at various places.



* The first was found in a toilet room.
* The second was found in an art room.
* The third was in a restroom.
* the fourth in an underwater room.
* The fifth at the no smoking room.



All of the notes read the same thing, 'The clues are where you find the notes.' Yet, nothing was found at anyplace the notes were.
Sherlock the genius , immediately solved the case.


Who was the killer ?
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Opinion by canal posted over a year ago
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I felt betrayed I was always told I was an only child. Mason came and put his hand on my shoulder. "Aliya we have to go now" he whispered in my ear. My heart drummed against my chest. I studied Kody he was left handed like me had bright hazel eyes like mine his hair was short but straight like mine. His lips shaped like a cresent moon moved with every word he spoke. A huge weight lifted from my chest as Kody said some spell. "A brother huh? Why was I never told his?" I asked examining Kody. "He was taken to train as a darkness master as a child" mom explained. "Then how dont I remember" I asked pulling up my shorts a bit. "Because you were young" Kody said stepping up to the door. "O.k then how do you remember" I asked pointing at Kody. "I was the one living the nightmare" Kody said leaving.
I ran after Kody not looking back to see if anyone was following me. "Kody!" I yelled when he reached the small pond in our yard. Kody stopped and looked at me. His eyes sparkled as line shown down. "I'm sorry Kody I- I don't what came over me" I said looking at my feet. Kody turned to the pond then looked at me. "Aliya it's not your fault" Kody said wrapping his arms around me.
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Opinion by RayRaycutie posted over a year ago
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hey guys its yo girl RayRaycutie!!!!!!! :P n im sick...
thats rite

















the famous crazy ass girl iz sick
















BUT














here's the story!!!























my cuzin/friend Jatlin (luv lots) was talkn at lunch



















rite in front of the monitor




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List by brianna91997 posted over a year ago
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1. if you have mario, play some mario games.

2. Go on fanpop for 1 or 2 hours.

3. post a couple tweets on twitter if you have an account.

4. play outside.

5. go bike riding or swimming

6. read a book (i know some people think its boring)

7. draw something on paper or on the computer

8. watch nyan cat on youtube

9. play a zelda game if you have any zelda games

10. watch hello kitty videos on youtube

11. play your 3ds for 3 hours if you have a 3ds

12. post 100 pictures on deviantart if you have an account

13. make a account on a website you know of

14. post 10000000 pictures on this club (i know you cant do it in one day

15. try to get a medal on this club

16. pretend its a holiday like halloween

17. pretend to be at school

18. pretend to be a princess if you're a girl, if you're a boy, pretend to be a prince.
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Opinion by OmegaLeader posted over a year ago
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101 things to do when your bored~
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[b]1. Look up urban legends, and/or ghost stories in your town. Investigate!

2. If you live in a city with public transport (bus, train, subway), plan a trip using the transit system. Take some friends along for company, or just enjoy the ride and people-watch!

3. Get yourself a roll of quarters and find a video arcade.

4. Strike up a conversation with a total stranger.

5. Learn to tie sailors’ knots.

6. Volunteer. It’s fun and you’ll get good karma. :o)

7. Hang out with old people. They have great stories and sometimes need the company.

8. Perform random acts of kindness.

9. Find out all the great touristy places in your city. Now spend the day being a tourist!

10. Try geocaching.

11. Check out the local art scene. Attend a gallery opening.
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Fan fiction by flippy_fan210 posted over a year ago
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foamy
It was late afternoon. Foamy had just woken up. He was at the door. “ah. Time for a nice day of ranting.” he said as he opened the door. When he saw his surroundings he freaked out. “what the h@#$!?” this isn't my neighborhood!i need a lawyer! Where is my lawyer!?” Pilz-E walked out of another house. “What's with all the noise Foamy?” he asked. “Stop popping pills and look around you a%$hole!” Foamy replied. Pilz-E looked around and gasped. “you're right Foamy. This isn't where we live!” Foamy rolled his eyes and said sarcastically “gee, I never would've guessed, retard!” “what's with all the noise?!” a voice sounded from behind Pilz-E. It was a green bear wearing an army uniform. “some people need sleep.” Foamy approached the bear angrily. “hey you cheap f@#%er, leave us alone!” he screamed. “look, I don't want no trouble pal, I just want sleep.” the bear replied calmly. “I'm Flippy, you're name is?” “look, I don't care who the f%$# you are or what the f^&$ you want. I just want to be left the f^%$ alone!” Foamy yelled in Flippy's face. “look squirrel, get outta my face. I told you I don't want any trouble.” Flippy told...
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Fan fiction by canal posted over a year ago
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I woke up from a terrible nightmare. It was of Jonathan killing Mason. I took short hard breaths as got off my bed. " Your awake early" a farmiler voice said. I turned expecting to see a blonde haired blue eyed Mason but no. I saw a dark haired green eyed Jonathan. " Wha how when " I stuttered. "I'm alive. The darkness. And...last night." Jonathan said.
I narrowed my eyes and gave him a look that could have killed him if my eyes were daggers. Jonathan krept in and stood leaning on my dresser. The way he looked at me made mes feel insecure as if he could read my thoughts. "I'm going to change" I said quickly walking into my closet. I pulled on a white lace shirt with a navy blue tank un der it and a denim skirt with a pink rhinstone belt.
As I turned to look in my mirrored cold fingers crabbed me by my shoulders but no one was in my mirror with me. My hands turned blue it was growing hard to breathe my head felt like exploding and worst of all was the high pitched scream rang in my ears louder than ever. I tried to scream but nothing came out. Darkness was consuming my closet until two boys bursted in. I could here nothing they said though. I shut my eyes and cried....
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Opinion by adaug posted over a year ago
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Here are some links:
Run:
link
Papa's Taco Mia
link
Sugar Sugar:
link
sugar/index.html
Rotate and Roll:
link

Crazy Taxi:
link
Duck life:
link
Or play these



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Opinion by -Yusha- posted over a year ago
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Opinion by -Yusha- posted over a year ago
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Opinion by i_luv_Pelon_xxx posted over a year ago
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Its not finished yet but I'm gonna continue it...this is (will be) also avadable on my DA account
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One day, a little girl named kaluri was at the zoo. She loved monkeys, she loved throwing the chips for them, but mostly attrackted seagulls and other un-monkey like flying pests. She loved turtals too, untill one farted on her and turned her insane. Right now, she is sitting in a mental heatbox in a mental home for mental hoes and can't stop shaking her head from side to side and moving it round it a circle like some retarded freak. She also eats air, don't do drugs kids. This child is in here cos she got farted on stay away from turtal arses. This can fuck u up for life. The stench of the gas never leaves you. That's why she is insane and is a mental freak. She only eats chips now. And plays with a straw and has races with the straw to see who can shake the quickest. Of corse the retarded spazzek wins each time. All thanks to that zoo, stay away from there, its filthy. But more likely all thanks to that turtle, jeez he must be proud. What did he ate? The kid is mental still, sat there shaking her head and eating fuckin chips. More chips....
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Article by flippy_fan210 posted over a year ago
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life alert:
a guy is lying on the ground.
the guy:help, I've fallen an i can't get up! *stands up* i can't get up! *walks around* i can't get up! *runs around* i can't get up! *looks at the camera and talks in an angry voice* i can't get up! i can't get up! buy this crap so they'll pay me! *walks away*
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hotel/resort:
a guy is at a beach.
the guy:this place if awesome! all the kids love it!
(a kid drags himself towards the guy, covered in blood)
kid:i wanna go home. my everything hurts.
the guy:shut your mouth! *kicks the kid and walks away* we have the best refreshments.
(a woman in the background walks up to him)
woman:excuse me, there was a bone in my smoothie. also my husband died from poison in the beer.
the guy:NO REFUNDS! *pushes the woman down* anyways come here today.
(the whole place is blown up by a nuke and a guy in a toxic suit comes in) now less people will die.
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Article by carsfan posted over a year ago
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Video games can have health benefits!

Video games can be used as therapy for “lazy eye” in adults. Sufferers of amblyophobia can use video games to improve their vision! Amblyophobia is a condition that affects the eyes. Because of a brain disorder, vision does not develop properly in one eye.

It is the most common disorder, which causes lack of vision in one eye for youth and adults who are middle-aged. For most children, the treatment for “lazy eye” (amblyophobia) is wearing an eye patch on the good eye. This forces the brain to use and exercise the underdeveloped eye.

This works very well for young people, but for adults, the patch has limited use. Previously, there really was no treatment for adults. Now, adults can load up on videogames and sit in front of a TV for therapy time! Several studies have shown the value of videogames in improving “visual acuity and 3-D depth perception.”

Researchers Dr. Roger Li and Dr. Dennis Levi have engineered studies to prove the effectiveness of video games in improving lazy eye. They estimate that video game therapy could cause a 30-40% improvement in sight.
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Fan fiction by TheEvilHoodie posted over a year ago
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Chapter One
A Slight exaggeration
Mr Higgins was one of those people you just didn’t want to annoy – you know the type. Ever met someone like that? If so you’ll be familiar with my situation. Like I said, you just didn’t want to cross Mr Higgins. When he was angry, he made sure everyone knew about it - like the time he broke the door. Jenny had asked for an eraser. Big mistake. He went berserk! He gave Mark a zero in a history test because Mark had forgotten to brush his teeth. But that was nothing. He threw a board rubber across the classroom at Tom; Tom ducked, so it hit the computer instead, causing it burst into flames. Tom was very short on pocket money after that. And then he went on rampage and recruited a zombie horde. Okay, a slight exaggeration there, but it would make a good story…
We crept cautiously into the classroom, knees knocking, teeth chattering. What would he do today? The teaching assistant called the register in a monotone before bidding us to sit noiselessly in the stale silence. We did as we were asked. After a few minutes the teaching assistant gulped and said:
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Opinion by canal posted over a year ago
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"Mason?" I whispered in his ear. "What is it?" He replyed in a soft voice. I rested my face on his shoulder "May I fall in love with you?" Mason stopped and looked at me like i was crazy. "Who's going to stop you" he said. I smiled and went on playing with his hair. Mason took us back to the worn out house. "Ok only a little bit longer then you have to get of the Mason express. "No" I moaned. He laughed and kissed my hand I used to hold onto him. After a bit more walking we made it to Jonathan's house. When he looked at me I shook my head. "Fine" he said.
He stopped in front of the door and i used my free hand to open it. "Who's there's" a girl yelled. Jonathan's little sister walked down the stairs. She stopped on the bottom step her eyes wide. Mason put me down and he walked over to Maddie I thinks her name was. I picked my dress up off the floor and walked outside. I ran to a small field of flowers about as tall as me. I was grabbed by my waist and spun around a time or two. "Don't run away from me" he whispered. "Never" I whispered back. "You say that now" with guilt in his voice. I smiled "May I" I said pointing to his hair. "I don't care" he said grabbing my hand "...
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Fan fiction by randomgirl3000 posted over a year ago
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I wondered if you could hear my heart in your sleep,
Recognize the smell of my skin in your dreams,
Touch my lips when you wake up,
And whisper in my ears while I sleep.

I pondered all that as you fell asleep to my heartbeat,
Breathing softly on my chest with one of your hands still feeling me.
And when I wake up it was your lips,
Or maybe it's all just a dream.

But when I declared "I love you",
I could feel your lips at my ear,
Whispering the sweet melody,
Of everything I ever wanted to hear.
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Fan fiction by randomgirl3000 posted over a year ago
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I feel your hands in my hair.
I feel your breath on my neck.
I feel your body pressed so close to mine.
I feel your lips on my throat.
I feel your hands move to my back and your lips work their way up to mine.
I feel you and I love it.

I hear you say you love me.
I hear you whisper my name.
I hear you tell me I'm the only one for you.
I hear your breath in my ear.
I hear your soft snores as I fall asleep.
I hear you and I love it.

I see you as I run into your arms.
I see your face break through my world of darkness.
I see you fight away my fears.
I see you wipe away my tears.
I see you're in love with me.
I see you and I love it.

I taste your lips.
I taste your tongue.
I taste your throat as I kiss it.
I taste your love.
I taste your passion.
I taste you and I love it.

I smell your colone as I hold you.
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Fan fiction by klaine_forever posted over a year ago
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I, klaine_forever, did NOT write this! I dont know if it has already been posted so if it has then whatevz

Big Macintosh surveyed the many apples trees that made up Sweet Apple Acres. It was nearly apple-buck season once again, and it looked as though they would be having a bumper harvest this year. He nodded, satisfied. His sister Applejack walked up beside him. “Whoo, boy howdy! I sure am glad you ain’t injured this time, Big Macintosh!” she said. “Why, there’s even more apples on them trees than last year!”
“Eeyup!” Big Macintosh replied, in his characteristic manner. “Them’s a lotta apples.”
Applejack was silent for a moment, enjoying the feel of the slight breeze against her blonde mane. “Say, I don’t suppose you’ve seen Apple Bloom anywhere, have ya? I been looking for her all day, and she ain’t nowhere to be found.”
Big Macintosh shook his head. “Sorry sis, can’t say I have.”
“Darn! That silly filly’s probably gone off somewhere with her friends. I just hope she ain’t getting herself into any mischief, or else there’ll be hay to pay!” “Don’t you go...
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Fan fiction by canal posted over a year ago
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My breathing was heavy and I couldn't help but think what's going to happen next. "Aliya I have to talk to you" Jonathan said nodding at a pile of rocks. When Lee finally stepped onto the ground it started raining hard. "What is it Jonathan" I ask innocently. He grins a little at the thought of something and I knew it was about me. "Do you know what he did to you" Jonathan finally asked after many minutes of silence. "Who the old man?" I said sitting on a big rock. He let out a breathy laugh " old? I thought twenty's were quite young."
My eyes widened "wow." Jonathan sat beside means grabbed my hand. "What did he do to me?" I asked with guilt in my voice. "He took your soul and he has full power over it" he said not looking at me. "What!" I yelled. Jonathan pushed me into a small cave with flowers covering the ground....out of the others sights.
Jonathan sat in a dark corner of the cave ( of course) a soft ring in my ears turned to the high pitched scream the man made. Jonathan shot strait up and ran to me. I never thought one day I would know some one like Jonathan but here I am alone with him lost in each others gaze his arms wrapped wound me it almost didn't seem...
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Opinion by carsfan posted over a year ago
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You don't have to worry about 2012.


Here's a couple of reasons why:

1) The planets are not scheduled to align in 2012. In fact, there will be no major planetary alignments in the next few decades. Even if there were, planetary alignment would have a negligible effect on Earth.

2) There are no planets or asteroids that are set to crash into Earth. Astronomers are watching out for that sort of thing, and they haven't seen any.

3) The Mayan calendar will end in 2012. Rather than signifying the end of the world, what instead will happen is that the calendar will reset.

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Article by carsfan posted over a year ago
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Harry Potter author JK Rowling, admitted that Dumbledore is gay. He was in love with a wizard named Grindelwald whom he later defeated in a duel.


"I had always seen Dumbledore as gay, but in a sense that's not a big deal. The book wasn't about Dumbledore being gay. It was just that from the outset obviously I knew that he had this big, hidden secret and that he flirted with the idea of exactly what Voldemort goes on to do, he flirted with the idea of racial domination, that he was going to subjugate Muggles. So that was Dumbledore's big secret.

He's an innately good man, what would make him do that? I didn't even think it through that way, it just seemed to come to me, I thought, 'I know why he did it. He fell in love.' And whether they physically consummated this infatuation or not is not the issue. The issue is love. It's not about sex. So that's what I knew about Dumbledore. And it's relevant only in so much as he fell in love and was made an utter fool of by love. He lost his moral compass completely when he fell in love and I think subsequently became very mistrusting of his own judgement in those matters so became quite asexual. He led a...
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List by 16falloutboy posted over a year ago
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Patrick(Tricky) Vaughn Stump: A quiet but friendly face and a voice to DIE for. My husband and frontman of Fall Out Boy, my hopes and dreams, my life and heart. He is very talented and he is about the most sweetest thing I've ever met. He was my best friend ever since 3rd grade then we became a couple in high school, I moved away and never saw him again...but I'll save that tale for another time as for I reunited with Patrick after a tragic event between one of my exes. I love him with my all my heart and he's really special to me...and now we're marrried <3

Danielle(Dani...don't ever...EVER call me Danielle....you'll be sorry >:)Jessica Stump: A very attractive tomboy....wow hear me explaining my sexiness XD Anyways, I always was a tomboy but it doesn't seem like it now since I look so gorgeous and wear a lot of sexy stuff but trust me...I am a tomboy, I love wearing boys shirts(especially my husband's >:3), I am the lead singer of a DEATH/HEAVY/POWER METAL band named Party Poison. I know how to play Metal on a violin(mine is a black one <3) but enough talk of that.....I am a very kind person...until someone pisses me off(you don't want to mess with me,...
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Article by spongefan612 posted over a year ago
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This is a long dream I had. I know I say, "Then" a lot, but can you cut me some slack? Fanpop isn't school.

My dream started out with being at my friend Gavin's house. It looked bigger than before. There was some party. I went to another room and someone was charging the laptop I just got and the same laptop I'm typing this dream on. I got it but unfortunately the person charging it said, "The internet isn't working right now." And I thought, "FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU." I went through a door and then my sister was there. She was wearing a bikini for no reason. She said hi and walked past me. After, I found a classroom. It seemed like a 5th or 6th grade classroom since 6th grade is the grade I'll be in this year. I went in and my glasses were dirty. (yes, I wear glasses.) I went to wash them, and the teacher must have been stupid, because he told me I'm supposed to wear my glasses. "I KNOW," I said in an annoyed tone. "I AM JUST WASHING THEM." So I washed them. Then I saw some guy in front of a green screen. Suddenly, it literally turned into a big concert at night with the guy singing. Some fangirl fainted and fell into a river. The guy singing turned into Spiderman and...
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List by PuppyLover10009 posted over a year ago
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hi
hello
hey
what
up
down
right
left
one
two
three
four
five
six
seven
eight
nine
ten
hair
shirt
image
video
example
picture
internet
quiz
poll
answer
question
link
wall
sponge
large
medium
display
full
helpful
fill
text
size
with
of
number
letter
mail
female
review
apple
pear
computer
out
in
pop
tag
page
time
clock
house
RANDOM, OF COURSE
you
me
yes
no
yeah
nope
edit
web
load
These are all words, no kidding. Ran out of words... bye.


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Article by Invincible321 posted over a year ago
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I got this idea from Wanda5.

Rules:
- Put your MP3 player/iPod/iTunes on shuffle.
- Post the first line from the first 30 songs that plays, no matter how embarrassing the song.
- Let anyone guess the answers (song title and artist) and bold the line when someone guesses correctly.

1. Do you ever feel like a plastic bag... Firework-Katy Perry
2. In the night, I hear 'em talk... Heartless-Dia Frampton
3. Baby, be mine 'cause even God knows... Scream-Hedley
4. All this talkin' to you, I don't know what I'm to do... Stop Standing There-Avril Lavigne
5. When you walk, you don't leave tracks... Kiss & Tell-Selena Gomez & The Scene
6. Just shoot for the stars, if it feels right, then aim for my heart... Moves Like Jagger-Maroon 5
7. I like the way you sound in the morning... Jump Then Fall-Taylor Swift
8. Now, go stand in the corner and think about what you did... Better Than Revenge-Taylor Swift
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Opinion by dinu12 posted over a year ago
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1. My life is likely to last ten to fifteen years. Any separation from you will be painful: remember that before you get me.

2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.

3. Place your trust in me—it is crucial to my well being.

4. Do not be angry at me for long, and do not lock me up as punishment.

5. You have your work, your entertainment, and your friends. I only have you.

6. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don’t understand your words, I understand your voice.

7. Be aware that however you treat me, I will never forget.

8. Remember before you hit me that I have sharp teeth that could easily hurt you, but I choose not to bite you because I love you.

9. Before you scold me for being uncooperative, obstinate, or lazy, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I might not be getting the right food, or I have been out too long, or my heart is getting too old and weak.
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Opinion by dinu12 posted over a year ago
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1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! YOU threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! you only wish you could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like bacon and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont you fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping me out.
12) Let me tell you the secret to licking your own balls...
13) Gotta catch the tail... Gotta catch the tail... Gotta--
14) Ooh. I don't feel well. Barf... Hey look, more food!
15) Ohboy Ohboy A ball Throw me the ball C'mon throw me the ball
16) Frankly, grandma's breathe is worse than mine
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List by haydensfan posted over a year ago
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You think your friends in love but your not sure heres how to tell
1.If its a boy he does stuff to get her attention(burp,fart,ect.)
2.For girls she acts strangely in front of her crush
3.She talks about him for an annoyingly long time.
4. He annoys and bullies his crush
5.He or she acts strangely
6.He sends a love letter
7.Set up a date and send a friend to spy.
8.Tease your friend about his or her crush.
9.Ask your friend to bring a special girl or boy if talking to a girl.
10.Play Truth or Dare and hope he or she picks truth.












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Article by E-Scope90 posted over a year ago
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Every year, nearly four million cats are eaten in Asia.h
On average, cats spend 2/3 of every day sleeping. That means a nine-year-old cat has been awake for only three years of its life.i
Unlike dogs, cats do not have a sweet tooth. Scientists believe this is due to a mutation in a key taste receptor.d
When a cat chases its prey, it keeps its head level. Dogs and humans bob their heads up and down.i
The technical term for a cat’s hairball is a “bezoar.”f
A group of cats is called a “clowder.”g
Female cats tend to be right pawed, while male cats are more often left pawed. Interestingly, while 90% of humans are right handed, the remaining 10% of lefties also tend to be male.l

A cat cannot climb head first down a tree because its claws are curved the wrong way A cat can’t climb head first down a tree because every claw on a cat’s paw points the same way. To get down from a tree, a cat must back down.i
Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.i
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Guide by E-Scope90 posted over a year ago
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As of 2008, Harry Potter books have sold over 400 million copies and have been translated into 67 languages.i
A picture of Gandalf the Grey (from The Lord of the Rings) can be seen in the collection of great wizards in Professor Dumbledore’s study in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.f
Author J. K. Rowling recently revealed that Dumbledore is gay and he had a crush on the wizard Grindelwald, whom he later defeated in a wizard duel.a
As every Potter fan knows, Dementors are deadly, magical, wraith-like creatures. Rowling revealed that they represent depression and that they were based on her own experience with the disease. The remedy to lighten the effects of a Dementor is chocolate.e
    


Rowling is the first author billionaire

Rowling is the first person to become a billionaire (U.S. dollars) by writing books.i
In 2007, Rowling was runner up for Time magazine’s Person of the Year.i
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Guide by E-Scope90 posted over a year ago
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I'm not trying to be abusive in any way, I just found this. I didn't write this.


Approximately 1-2% of humans, or about two in 100 people in the world, have red hair.j
The ancient Greeks believed that redheads would turn into vampires after they died.i
Otherwise dark hair may turn red or blond in cases of severe protein deficiency due to starvation.c
Red is the rarest hair color in humans
The most rare hair color in humans is red.b
During the Middle Ages, a child with red hair was thought to be conceived during “unclean sex” or during menstruation.b
Red hair doesn’t gray as much as other hair colors. Red hair initially tends to turn blond and then white.b
According to Hamburg sex researcher Dr. Werner Habermehl, women with red hair have more sex than women with other hair colors. He also postulates that women in a relationship who dye their hair red may be signaling that they are unhappy and looking for something better.g
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Opinion by E-Scope90 posted over a year ago
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Between 10-12% of people on earth are “lefties.” Women are more likely to be right-handed than men by about 4 percentage points.i
August 13th is “Left-Hander’s Day.” Launched in 1992, this yearly event celebrates left-handedness and raises awareness of the difficulties and frustrations left-handers experience every day in a world designed for right-handers.c
At various times in history, left-handedness has been seen as many things: a nasty habit, a mark of the devil, a sign of neurosis, rebellion, criminality, and homosexuality. It has also been seen as a trait indicating creativity and musical abilities.b
Some scholars note that left-handers may be one of the last unorganized minorities in society because they have no collective power and no real sense of common identity. Additionally, left-handers are often discriminated against by social, educational, and religious institutions. Social customs and even language set the left-hander apart as “different” and even “bad.”b
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Guide by E-Scope90 posted over a year ago
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The mind is typically defined as the organized totality or system of all mental processes or psychic activities of an individual.c
Many philosophers hold that the brain is a detector of the mind and that the mind is an inner, subjective state of consciousness.h
Philosophers have used a variety of metaphors to describe the mind, including a blank sheet, a hydraulic device with different forces operating in it, or a television switchboard.h
Attempts to understand the mind go back at least to the ancient Greeks. Plato, for example, believed that the mind acquired knowledge through virtue, independently of sense experience. Descartes and Leibniz also believed the mind gained knowledge through thinking and reasoning—or, in other words, rationalism.c
In contrast to rationalists, empiricists, such as Aristotle, John Locke, and David Hume, believe that the mind gains knowledge from experience.c
Combining both rationalism and empiricism, Kant argued that human knowledge depends on both sense experience and innate capacities of the mind.c
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Opinion by E-Scope90 posted over a year ago
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I looked this up and it was really interesting.

The human brain weighs approximately 3.0 pounds. Human skin (all three layers) weighs approximately 20 pounds, intestines 7.5 pounds (large intestine: 4.0 lbs., small intestine: 3.5 lbs.), lungs 5 pounds (2.5 lbs. each), the liver 3.2 pounds, and the heart 0.6 pounds.e
Déjà vu (French for “already seen”) has never been fully explained, though some scientists believe that a neurological glitch causes an experience to be registered in the memory before reaching consciousness.i
In 1955, Einstein’s brain was preserved for research
Albert Einstein’s brain was removed within seven hours of his death by Princeton pathologist Thomas Stoltz Harvey (1912-2007). Harvey sectioned the preserved brain into 240 blocks and removed the eyes and gave them away. He kept pieces of the brain for himself and gave other pieces to other prominent pathologists. He was fired from Princeton Hospital because he refused to return the brain. Other brains that have been preserved include German mathematician Carl Friedrich Gauss, Vladimir Lenin, and the Native American Ishi.g
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Guide by E-Scope90 posted over a year ago
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Historically, sweat has been an active ingredient in perfume and love potions.g
In Bali, men believed a woman would fall in love if her suitor fed her a certain kind of leaf incised with the image of a god who sported a very large penis.e
The Mexican chief Montezuma considered chocolate a “love drug” and drank 50 cups of chocolate a day before visiting his harem of 600 women.a
Scientists suggest that most people will fall in love approximately seven times before marriage.h
Some individuals who claim never to have felt romantic love suffer from hypopituitarism, a rare disease that doesn’t allow a person to feel the rapture of love.e
Getting dumped often leads to “frustration attraction,” which causes an individual to love the one who dumped him or her even more.f
    


Love is derived from the Sanskrit lubh, which means desire

The term “love” is from the Sanskrit lubhyati, meaning “desire.”i
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Opinion by E-Scope90 posted over a year ago
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I looked this up and it was interesting.

The word “dream” is most likely related to the West Germanic draugmus, (meaning deception, illusion, or phantom) or from the Old Norse draugr (ghost, apparition) or the Sanskrit druh (seek to harm or injure).e
You cannot snore and dream at the same time.c
Adults dream off and on, for a total of about an hour and half to three hours every night.e
By the time we die, most of us will have spent a quarter of a century asleep, of which six years or more will have been spent dreaming—and almost all of those dreams are forgotten upon waking.g
The average person has about 1,460 dreams a year. That’s about four per night.c
Egyptian pharaohs were considered children of Ra (Egyptian sun god) and, thus, their dreams were seen as being divine.e
In the Chinese province of Fu-Kein, people called on their ancestors for dream revelation by sleeping on graves.e
Scientists suggest that the dreams of fetuses are mostly composed of sound and touch sensations, given the lack of visual stimuli in the womb.e
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Article by 101trx posted over a year ago
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Here's another one of my true funny stories that happened almost 3 yrs ago that also involves me, my sis and my aunt and uncle's house again. But our cousin josh was there too so he's part of it.
Here's what happened. It's pretty funny cause I'll never forget it :):

11/21/09-
It was a snowy day back at auntie and dan's house. Our cousin josh was passed out sleeping on the couch so beth came up with an idea on how to scare him.
We both went into the kitchen and filled a pot up with water. This was our prank. After, we carried it back inside with us giggling until we were beside josh with the pot hovering over him.
When we were done mouthing one, two, three at each other, the two of us dumped all of the water out of the pot all over him.
Right after that, josh shoots up from the couch and races across the living room with eyes still closed and head lowered-running into everything else along the way until he crashes into the wall head-on and drops to the floor not moving!
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Opinion by Heidihi2 posted over a year ago
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Yo Mama House Is So Small
Yo mama house is so small that when she pur her key in the lock it broke the back window.

Yo Mama House Is So Dirty
Yo mama house is so dirty you can't tell where the dirt stops and it begins.

Yo mama house is so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!

Yo Mama Head Is So Small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo Mama Head Is So Big
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

Yo Mama Has
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.

Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses
Yo Mama Hair So Short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.

Yo Mama Glasses So Thick
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
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Article by Heidihi2 posted over a year ago
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Yo Mama’s Breath Is So Bad…
I'm sitting here at the computer, scouring the internet for the world's best bad breath jokes. Honestly, you'd think it'd be easier. I only found a few, and decided to twist it into "Yo Mama" style.

Yo Mama Poetry
Roses are red, violets are black, why's Yo mama's chest, as flat as her back?

Roses are red, Yo mom's lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too.

Yo Mama Comebacks
Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours.

Let's get off moms, 'cause she can't handle those five men on her now.

Tell Yo Mama
Tell Yo mama that I'm mad at her... and her jagged teeth. A circumcision is a one time procedure and I've already had mine.

Yo Mama’s Teeth
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.

Yo mama's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
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News by Heidihi2 posted over a year ago
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American Twi-hards — bad news…don’t get TOO used to Robert Pattinson frolicking all over the States!
It sounds like the heartbroken Cosmopolis star won’t be hanging around here for too much longer!
R-Patz is getting ready to shoot his next film, The Rover, an indie flick to be filmed in Australia and it seems like it’ll serve as a MUCH needed escape!
A source revealed:
“Rob wants to get away for a while, and is looking forward to filming in the desert in Australia. He needs some space.”
We’d say the land down under is pretty much as far enough away from Kristen Stewart as he can get, LOLz!
Sounds like Rob will continue to keep busy — and hopefully, keep his mind off his broken relationship — when he films Queen Of The Desert this fall and Mission: Blacklist next year!
KStew on the other hand…well, let’s just say things haven’t been shaping up too well!
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Opinion by Aqua_Rose posted over a year ago
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“Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true, goals that were never achieved and the many disappointments life has thrown at you. When something wonderful happens, you can’t wait to tell them about it, knowing they will share in your excitement. They are not embarrassed to cry with you when you are hurting or laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself. Never do they hurt your feelings or make you feel like you are not good enough, but rather they build you up and show you the things about yourself that make you special and even beautiful. There is never any pressure, jealousy or competition but only a quiet calmness when they are around. You can be yourself and not worry about what they will think of you because they love you for who you are. The things that seem insignificant to most people such as a note, song or walk become invaluable treasures kept safe in your heart to cherish forever. Memories of your childhood come...
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Article by australia-101 posted over a year ago
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IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
1. You can't count your hair.
2. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out.

Put your tongue back in fool!!!


10 Things I know about you...

1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can't say the letter P without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You're laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped #5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a #5.
9) You laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too.
10) You are probably going to re-post this to see who else falls for it (Hee-Hee!)

Let me know if you fell for it! :)
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Fan fiction by canal posted over a year ago
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The third story of beyong me

Blood stained the white shirt I was wearing. "Oh great" I said sarcastically. Jonathan laughed "It's okay just throw it away when you change" he said with a smirk-like grin. I gave him a confused look. "It's my shirt" he said. Mason wondered off into a huge cave. I grabbed Jonathan's hand and ran to catch up to Mason. "How did we get here" I asked remembering I only fell asleep. "Well considering whatyou are you rum off to places when you sleep and you summon people according to what problem your in" Mason explained. I looked at Jonathan my face making it look like Mason wad insane. "What I mean by that is when you called for help back in the ice place I came, because you see I'm a master of ice and Jonathan, well he's both nature and darkness. Jonathan looked embarrassed. I gave him a smile but I knew he could tell it was forced. I slowly let go of Jonathan's hand and ran foreword I was dying inside. At the end of the cane there was only darkness. Until a small light buzzed about twenty feet away from me. Jonathan ran in with Mason at his heels. "This is for my queen" a female voice whispered through the dark. Jonathan's eyes widened A...
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Article by iluvinvaderzim posted over a year ago
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i handed in a scrumpled piece of homework to my teacher mr.ark. mr.ark turned out to be my my arch enemy arkitick. i grabbed my lunch kit and chucked it at him and he got a pickle lodged in his nose. he took the pickle out and started chasing me. he chased me out into the hallway and then into the music room. he locked the door and slowly walked towards me while pulling a scythe out from behind the piano.he swung it at me and i dodged. i grabbed a tuba stuck it over his head and shoved him out the window.

"wow sophi that was an exiting sounding day" said kit, "to bad you lost your lunch" said bobby, "well good night guys" i said and logged of fanpop. i was asleep before i hit the bed.

THE END
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Fan fiction by canal posted over a year ago
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This is part two of Beyond me just to let you know



Jonathan grabbed my wrist and pulled into the room I was in. "Wait don' tell me this room is yours" I said almost begging. He nodded and fell back on the bed. I sighed. "Where do I sleep" I asked kind of hoping he'd say the floor since he obviously was sleeping in the bed. "In the bed if you want" he smiled at me before pulling the covers over his head. I crawled in the bed and fell asleep. Ice covered the ground almost as if it were a ice skating rink.
My breath was like smoke escaping from my lungs disguised with a white puff. I carefully made my way to My ice covered car. As every breath I took I grew weaker almost as if I wasn't supposed to be able to breathe in this new ice world. "Is this right?" I shook my no the thought was ridiculous
I couldn't move it was like I was paralyzed or something. Frozen icicles shot out of buildings like bullets. "Help!" I yelled. As if my call summoned him a boy caught the icicles that were heading my way. "You have to be more careful" he said with a smirk on his face. "I'm sorry" I said looking at my feet. The ice let go of me and I was pushed into...
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Opinion by Invincible321 posted over a year ago
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1. Spend time with your family.
2. Eat a cupcake.
3. Blast your favorite song.
4. Make a snow angel.
5. Smile.
6. Dance.
7. Go somewhere new.
8. Watch the stars.
9. Laugh.
10. Be silly.
11. Sing out loud.
12. Watch the sunset/sunrise.
13. Read a good book.
14. Bake and lick the spoon.
15. Have a water fight.
16. Stay up all night.
17. Jump on a trampoline.
18. Run in the rain.
19. Tell a joke.
20. Tell someone you love them and mean it.
21. Watch a scary movie.
22. Watch a storm.
23. Watch cartoons.
24. Hang out with your friends.
25. Walk around in bare feet.
26. Build a sandcastle and then destroy it.
27. Go to the beach.
28. Drink hot chocolate in front of a fire.
29. Stay in your PJs all day.
30. Have a snowball fight.
31. Climb a tree.
32. Stop and smell the flowers (literally!)
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Fan fiction by canal posted over a year ago
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Lol sorry just a story I wrote


Darkness rose out of the ground covering everthing in a two foot radious."Hello" I yelled with the darkness beckoning me. As I stood to my feet as saw him dark blue eyes and dark hair the fell in front of his eyes. I ran towards him but he vanished as I touched him. "No" I whispered to myself. I heard a voice that was unfurmilure. "Come to me" the soft voice said. As a sudden fog disappeared I saw him again. I walked over and put my hand on his arm. "Your real" I muttered.
He gave me a duh look and walked away. I reached my hand out slightly then dropped it back to my side. "Look," he said turning to face me " I don't know you but yet I feel like I'm supposed to"
The darkness fell to the ground and we were in the forest. I looked at the ground almost in tears. He tapped me on the shoulder. I looked up at him with my eyes wide with fear. He just smiled but it was a beautiful smile. "Let's go on a walked he said grabbing my wrist. I just smiled and nodded.
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Article by 16falloutboy posted over a year ago
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♥Why do I love this gorgeous boy so much? Why do I adore his voice and talents? Why is it that he makes me feel happiness inside of my heart? No matter what problems I may face or the people who get on my nerves, I know that he's there for me. I love him with all my heart. I love the way he sings, I love the way he looks, I love the way he says my name. He makes me feel special, he makes me feel wanted, he is the best thing that's ever happened to me. His name is my energy, it fills me up whenever I hear it. He's the most important thing in my life, he's the one who made me confident about my singing and drawing. People say he's not good for me, people say he's ugly and fat, people say we don't belong together but they're wrong....it's not about how someone looks, it's not about good looks and muscles, it's about the caring spirit inside someone's heart. He said he would always protect me, he said he'll always try to make me laugh when I'm upset, he said he'll make feel like the most special girl in the world. He loves me and cares for me. I never had a boyfriend who loved me or told me that he loves me, all the boyfriends I had only cared about one thing and that thing was sex....
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Guide by Fitch posted over a year ago
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What's your personality type?

Picks/Polls
link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link, link
link
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List by flippy_fan210 posted over a year ago
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1.pant, growl, yell like flippy when you're mad.

2.when you see candy act all jittery like nutty and steal it.

3.steal stuff all the time and laugh like shifty and lifty.

4.act like lumpy, enough said.

5.act scared all the time like flaky.

6.act like you have no hands.

7.never talk, only act out stuff like mime.

8.act like disco bear.

9.act like splendid.

10.act like the mole.

11.hide in the background like truffles.

12.sneak around all the time like sneaky.

13:sit still and hardly ever move like cro-marmot.

14.say "Le" before everything like mouse ka-boom

15.fight all the time like fliqpy.

16.talk like the tree friends.
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List by TwilightGirl312 posted over a year ago
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I got this idea from Wanda5.

Rules:
- Put your MP3 player/iPod/iTunes on shuffle.
- Post the first line from the first 30 songs that plays, no matter how embarrassing the song.
- Let anyone guess the answers (song title and artist)

Sorry if some of the singers get extremely repetitive. My iPod doesn't understand what "shuffle" means.

1. Now go stand in the corner and think about what you did

2. Here I am, once again, feeling lost but now and then

3. You're so hypnotizing, could you be the Devil

4. Don't know much about your life

5. A baby moonlight hits the spotlight

6. When I saw you over there, I didn't mean to stare

7. By day, I play the part in every way

8. Baby can't you see I'm calling, a guy like you should wear a warning

9. How did I get here, I turned around and there you were

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Opinion by wildchild_rids1 posted over a year ago
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most stupid questions ppl ask in most obvios situations

a fat lady steps on my feet
fat lady : sorry , did that hurt ?
me : no i'm on local anesthesia ... wud u mind trying again ?

a frnd sees me At the movies and asks
friend : what r u doing here ?
me : i sell black tickets you did'nt know ?

i get a new haircut
friend : u got a new hair cut ?
me : no it's autummn my hair's shedding

A friend calls me at midnight and says
friend : sorry , were you sleeping ?
me : no I was doing a research on why humans have 2 legs

(my favorite )

A friend calls on my landline and asks
friend : where r you ?
me : i'm in the market with the telephone around my neck !!!

ROFL

hope u like it dont forget to comment


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Fan fiction by Face_of_Music posted over a year ago
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ATTENTION PEOPLES OF HOGWARTS AND BEAUBATONS AND DURMSTRANG AND PIGFARTS AND ALL YOU MUGGLES INBETWEEN! I AM CHANGING THE STORY LINE PLOT THINGY FROM AL QUEDA ATTACKING AMERICA TO A WIZARDS BATTLE! PLEASE STILL ENJOY THE ORIGINAL AND TAKE CARE! I WILL POST THE NEW VERSION SOON!


This is a random book I was writing about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and said I could write a book or something. This is the first chapter, so I'd love it if you could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things you liked, things that didn't make sense, wether I should continue writing, or my writing life is a complete fail and I should give it up..... Well, tell me what you think! :) thx!:


Another normal day, at least I thought. My name is April Lewis. This is my story. My “I wish it was a nightmare. Dear God, SAVE ME!” moment. But it wasn’t..........



I woke up at dawn to get ready for the hell that they called “school.” I showered and brushed my teeth, then got dressed, as if I knew nothing would happen. But I did. A gut feeling, you...
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Article by flippy_fan210 posted over a year ago
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He kills and kills but doesn't know why
it doesn't matter how hard he tries.
if you say Vietnam he'll stab you with a fork
if you say tiger you're head won't work.
He can use fire, pencils and car gas
heck, he'll just use whatever he has.
You can't stop him no matter what
if you call for help he'll stab you in the butt.
Never run because you know he'll catch you
he might torture or just plain kill you.
Run for cover, more like run for death
he'll fill your eyes with crystal meth.
It doesn't matter if you run or cry
either way you'll just plain die.
Almost anything can set him off
you better pray to god that you don't blow his top.
He might rip you to pieces or snap you're neck
if he's flipping out run like heck.
You better hope he's in a good mood
cause if he ain't you'll be his food.
With razor sharp teeth and glowing yellow eyes
he'll make you into french fries.
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Article by spongefan612 posted over a year ago
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This is a poem I wrote :D

My beloved, let the leaves fall.
Yes! This leaf is beautiful. I shall treasure it.
Where are you? Oh, there you are.
If you love me back, let another leaf fall.
*another leaf falls*
Thank you.
*Dad comes in*
Ignore the cacophony of my father's shrieks, darling.
I love you.



























LOL... What did I just write?

Derp. My writer's block has been cured!


I wrote this because leaves kept falling and then I did weird things x3
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Opinion by tari-tari posted over a year ago
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I dont feel like going on long rants so yeah

First off, I would like to point out that no one owns this club. So you can't go off acting like it. Sure there's a creator but he/she doesn't own it. You should all know who he is by now.

Answers
Why is this always misuse? Seriously. We have a wall and polls. Use it. It's stuff like this is what rapes most users updates. Who cares if it's a stupid question. You can always use sarcasm. You have no real rights to report the user. If they're spamming thats when you can tell them off. You should know what to post and what's not. You can't always post anything you want. Everything have limits.

Trolls
They trolled. Report them. Simple as that. It always depend on how you chose to deal with the troll not how the trolls act. One of the things I don't get is that why people always choose to pick a fight with a troll and got all surprised when they found out the troll have good grammar, it makes them look like the idiot. Also know the difference between an annoying users and a troll.
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Article by Wanda5 posted over a year ago
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I'm bored so here, guess the songs :)

Rules:
- Put your MP3 player/iPod/iTunes on shuffle.
- Post the first line from the first 30 songs that plays, no matter how embarrassing the song.
- Let anyone guess the answers (song title and artist)
- Bold the lyrics when someone figures it out

1. She paints her fingers with a close precision

2. This may be the last thing that I write for long

3. Tripping out, spinning around - Alice by Avril Lavigne

4. She lives in a fairy tale - Brick by boring brick by Paramore

5. Your little hands wrapped around my finger - Never grow up by Taylor Swift

6. He woke up from dreaming and put on his shoes

7. Let me know that I've done wrong

8. She is everywhere I go,

9. Do you know what's worth fighting for?

10. Am I more than you bargained for yet
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Opinion by MrsPinkiePie posted over a year ago
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I’m just putting it out there that the random fan club is for posting anything and everything hence the name the random fan club and those who don’t understand that should be removed from this club as the word random means being weird or not normal just means to be different to be unique to be a thing for all things i always thought that the random fan club could be a MLP comment the below it a HP comment if no one understands this then the meaning of the random fan club lives no longer so i beg for you to see reason this club is for everyone to post everything and anything they want see reason it is a fact being random is a good thing but blocking out peoples randomness is not cool bros
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Opinion by Invincible321 posted over a year ago
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For all those who don't understand why people cut, this is for you. I get it. I completely understand. When you're depressed, you need an outlet. You're so empty and numb that you need to feel something, and since you refuse to feel happy, you cut yourself to feel pain. That sounds completely wrong, but, who knows? Maybe it really works. It becomes an addiction. You can't go with out feeling that pain. And everytime, you have to cut deeper and deeper to feel the same way. Feel the way that you strive for. Just feel anything. Soon enough, everything around you becomes a weapon of self-destruction. Razors, scissors, needles, pencils.... No, I have never personally cut myself and hopefully won't ever, but I know lots of people (people I actually know, and people I've met on here, Twitter, Tumblr...) who have. And it's all horror stories. Whenever my friends bring up cutting, I have to stay quiet because I'm too afraid that if I say how I really feel, they'll think I cut. I don't really. My friends think that they could never feel that horrible that they would need to bleed to feel better, but that's how almost ever case starts. They may not even end up having a real reason to be...
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Fan fiction by koalagirl9 posted over a year ago
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Hey babe sittin there
You dont see my sitting behind your chair
Im staring a at you and you butt
and on the back of your leg there is a cut
you got it shaving in the shower
i watched you threw the window for more then a hour
i saw you fighting with your mom
about your newest stepdad Tom.
Now you saw me just my hat.
Now you hit me with a bat.
Ow is all that i can say.
But i still stalk you anyway.
I see you with your boyfriend.
But does he know it is the end.
I stab his back with a knife.
Now you both are screaming for your life.
And just cuz i feel like it and that is true.
I take out i knife and stab you to.
Now that i've stalked her today.
Im coming for you so run away.
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List by kitty190123 posted over a year ago
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1. Meet someone with MPD
2. Become scientist
3. Warn Abraham Lincoln not to go to the theater
4. Wear a shirt that says "Life" and hand out lemons
5. Go to Australia
6. Win a Guinness World Record
7. Walk in the Olympic Opening ceremony
8. Work at Disney in the summer
9. Meet Roshon Fegan
10. Win the lottery
11. Eat a weird food
12. Go on a cruise
13. Make a viral video
14. Voice an animated character
15. Find a cure for cancer
16. Swim with Winter the Dolphin


The following is stuff I'm writing just because my article isn't long enough.
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Guide by OmegaLeader posted over a year ago
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(Found it on the internet thought it was pretty interesting.)

You call your victim and you want to confuse them. No laughing or anything, just a normal voice like someone would call you. Me and my friends do this a lot.


Script:
You call the person...

Person: Hello?
You: Hello?
Person: Uh, hi. Who is this and what do you want?
You: What? Oh no no no no no! It is YOU who is calling me. Ok, so what did YOU need?
Person: No no I didn't call you. You called me. Wait, who is this??
You: NO! I didn't call you! You are the one who called me! Now i ask one more time who are you and why did you call my at this time of day/night?
Person: What???? Okay I'm going to hang up now. Bye.
You: Ok bye.

(Call same person again)

Person: Hello?
You: Hello? Who is this?
Person: Who are you? (or he might say ITS YOU AGAIN)
You: Oh My Gosh stop calling me!
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Article by Kat_Penguin posted over a year ago
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This is just a poem about what has happened to me throughout my life up to this very moment.
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When I was young, I lived in a lifeless home.
A gloomy haze was my world.
"Sunshine dosen't exist here" is what my sister would say,
When I asked "Sissy, when will the clouds go away?"
Locking myself in my room.
Desperate to escape the misery.
Drawing creatures that I called 'Friends'.
Then came that awful night.
When a stranger took my tiny brother's life.
Refusing to speak to anyone now,
My eyes filled with tears, my heart felt dead.

'I'm finally in sixth grade!' I thought to myself.
Here, in this school, the halls were decorated with joy.
I smiled, this place felt safe.
"Hey look! Its the freak!" a mocking voice sounded towards me.
I look down at the ground, silent as ever.

I hate my family, I hate this world.
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Article by IcePhoniex posted over a year ago
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1.You jinx 3 people and they Owe you 3 cans of your favorite soda.
2. You find a four leaf clover

3. You are randomly exactly at the end of a rainbow.

4. You get over your phobia

5. Your crush says I love you.

6. You find $10 dollars on the ground

7. 15 people say your awesome

8. 100 more people followed you on twitter

9. You meet your fav celebrity.

10. You get a new car.



Yep! 10 things that show you have bad luck is coming soon!




10 things that show you have bad luck is coming soon!
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Opinion by IcePhoniex posted over a year ago
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1. Ruin there favorite dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with soup and prank him.
8. Kiss her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)


All made up by me. ^ ^
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List by akatsuki_lover9 posted over a year ago
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Ways to Annoy:
1.say a random word for no reason all the time.
2.put spicy stuff in a food they like.
3.make a loud farting noise from your mouth and say "uh oh, i sharted."
4.make a farting noise from your mouth and blame it on the guy next to you.
5.go to a drive thru, get your face right up to the speaker and yell as loud as you can.
6.make a REALLY annoying noise all the time.
7.Write using only crayons, markers and paint.
8.When guests are at your house go into the kitchen and come out with ketchup all over you and say "THE BOOGIE MAN IS HERE!" a bunch of times.
9.in school if there's a problem you can't solve, rock back and forth in your seat saying in a weird voice "popperclops, popperclops, clops that pop your cloppers."
10.call everyone you meet an "American idiot"
11.in class raise your hand and say "the answer is cheesedoodles." in a stupid voice.
12.walk up to a stranger and poke their nose as hard as you can without actually harming them and say "i boop you nose."
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Opinion by DramaQueen1020 posted over a year ago
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All with [x] apply to me. All of these are ridiculous and I don't agree with any of them.


1) I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

2) I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

3) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

4) I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

5) [x] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (no)

6) I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

7) I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (this one is VERY offensive, and hurts. My favourite singer DIED from AIDS, and he was bi, and an amazing, beautiful man)

8) I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

9) I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

10) [x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (no... not really, usually)

11) I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

12) I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

13) I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
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Opinion by DramaQueen1020 posted over a year ago
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I'm a drama queen
There are different types of Drama Queens/Kings. There's the stereotypical kind, who makes a big deal out of everything. There's the crazy kind, who is like a patient in an asylum. Running around, screaming random stuff, laughing for no reason.
Whichever you want to be, here are some tips on how to be a certain Drama monarch, or a mix of them.

1) The talk
Everything you say, say it with purpose. Make asking for the time like asking if someone's life is in danger or you can say it seductively. Either way works. Make talking about the upcoming test sound overly interesting, even if you think you'll die of boredom. Another thing to do is say 'OMG' a lot. Not 'Oh my God', but literally, 'O-M-G'. If someone calls you crazy, tell them they're just jealous because the voices talk to you.

2) The obsession.
Lots of dramatic people have an obsession. If you really love horses, talk non-stop about horses. Detail all the little things you love about them. If someone says 'I don't like horses' (I don't know why someone wouldn't like horses) majorly freak out, and go into a half hour speech why horses are amazing and whoever doesn't like horses...
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Fan fiction by akatsuki_lover9 posted over a year ago
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Lifty and Shifty
Chapter 2
it was the day flippy had to go to the hunger games. He was in his hummer driving to the capital. It was a long way away but he was going to make it there in time. When he got there he was impressed. This was obviously a rich city. Tall buildings, fancy clothing, bright colors everywhere. “All this fancy stuff for a competition?” he thought as he parked in a spot at the building he was told to go to. He walked inside into a room where he saw lots of other people going to. When he got there he was shocked, but not disappointed. Lots of other people were standing in a circle. He took his place in between a brown haired girl and a blonde haired boy. He looked around and realized, he recognized almost all of these people. Shifty and Lifty, their green raccoon marking obvious now. Lumpy, his antlers and blue hair clearly visible. Flaky, her porcupine quills sharp and her face worried. the mole, his light purple fur and dark purple turtleneck. Giggles, the pink chipmunk with a bow on her head. The list could go on. He was competing with people he knew, except the people he was standing in between and a blue squirrel with a red mask. Everyone but cub was here, even...
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Fan fiction by akatsuki_lover9 posted over a year ago
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Flippy
chapter 1
It was a normal day for flippy. Breakfast, newspaper. He got his mail from the mailbox. Nothing new, nothing great. Then one letter caught his eye. It said on the front in bold letters “You Have Been Called To Serve In The Hunger Games.” flippy dreaded this day. “called to serve again?” he thought. “figures, a war hero having to serve again, I might as well read the rest of this letter. He opened it up, expecting the worst. “please god, not Vietnam.” he prayed. He was surprised at what was written. It didn't seem war-like at all. “Dear tribute, you have been chosen to compete in the Hunger Games. There are many more tributes like you, you may have ally’s but there will only be one winner. Come to the capital city tomorrow afternoon. We gave you a map in case you don't know the area.” flippy pulled out a map deeper in the envelope. He could drive there. It's just a competition. Tomorrow afternoon. He would go. He put the letter in his pocket for later. “maybe it'll be fun.” he thought. “the name sounds cool, I know that much.” whatever was in store for flippy, he was up for it.
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Article by koalagirl9 posted over a year ago
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step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're shirt looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them you love them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch or stumach
step 8.Say i love you again
step 9:walk around them in circles singing my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say you hate them
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Opinion by DramaQueen1020 posted over a year ago
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who were the only loving family I had.
I am the boy who desperately wants to tell the world he's gay, but is afraid of getting hurt by the school bullies.
I am not one of the lucky ones, I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
We are the couple who had the relater hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted over a year ago
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( PLEASE note that i dont dislike these people i just find the stuff they do Annoying please dont take any offence to any of these if one of them is you)
1) People who wear size 5 shoes.
2) People who make a stupid face when they don't understand something, and who consequently are making a stupid face all the time.
3) The people who got picked first for sports teams in elementary school.
4) People with annoying voices.
5) People who wear so much perfume that there is an actual visible cloud of it all around them.
6) People who constantly drive at 70 km/h, whether the actual speed limit is 50 or 100.
7) People who show up wanting to buy cigarettes from Rob.(If you don't know, don't ask.)
8) Telemarketers
9) Vaccuum cleaner salesmen.
10) Rabid Christian Vegetarians
11) People who look over at your meal and then, just as you are lifting your fork to your mouth, say in an irritating tone of voice, "Oh, you're not going to eat THAT, are you?"
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Fan fiction by akatsuki_lover9 posted over a year ago
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flippy burying firestar
it's been one sunrise since I killed tigerstar. I can still feel his blood between my claws. I wonder if the rest of the clan cats are thinking about my warning. I hope they are. If they aren't then let them be fools. That will just make it even more fun to decide their fate. “how did I do scourge?” flippy's voice brings my attention back to the present. “you scared the fleas off their mangy pelts.” scourge replied. “with you here they'll have to give us the forest.”
days passed by. Nothing exiting happened. Then it was the day the clan cats had to make their decision. Excitement fizzed beneath scourge's pelt as he led his clan to the spot they had met the clans before. It took a while but all four leaders showed up with cats from their clans behind them. I already knew their choice but I let them speak. “we won't let you have the forest. It's been ours since the beginning of the clans.” firestar growled. “we'll fight if we have to.” I thrust my muzzle into firestars face. “oh you'll get a fight.” I growled. Then I drew away and yowled. “bloodclan attack!” the clearing exploded into yowls and hisses. Scourge leaped at firestar. They rolled on the...
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Article by taini posted over a year ago
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when a girl is quiet a million things are running thru her mind.
when a girl is not arguing she is thinking deeply.
when a girl looks at you with wondering eyes she is wondering how long you will be around.
when a girl says 'im fine' after a few seconds she is not okay.
when a girl stares at you she is wondering why you're lying.
when a girl rests her head on your chest she wants you to be her's forever.
when a girl wants to see you everyday she wants to be pampered.
when a girl says 'i love you' she means it.
when a girl says 'i miss you' no one misses you more.
life only comes around once so make sure you spend i with the right person.

find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up.
the guy who will stay awake just to warch you sleep
wait for the guy who kisses your forehead.
who wants to show you off to the world even when you're in sweats.
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted over a year ago
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of the sympathetic "stick it out and be tough"

I abhor the person who said the line
"don't worry honey everything'll be fine"

Beware to the person who comes my way
saying "tomorrow will be a better day"

I wish I could meet the person who made
that all around classic "don't be afraid"

Can you understand what these lines do!
nothing, that's my point of view

People get sick of the same old stuff
not everyone is your definition of "tough"

These lines are a way to justify means
that we've done our part as human beings

Some people think "oh they're fine"
after the end of your clever little line

but do you understand the turmoil and strife
that may be poisoning this persons' life!

They dig for understanding like a heartbroken miner
and all you can give is a sorry one liner

We all must do our part
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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted over a year ago
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The moment you took your life
I felt mine ended too.
If I could only turn back time
there’s so much I would undo.

I didn’t see the warning signs.
You held them deep inside.
Struggles you were going through
you did so well to hide.

I’m left with guilt and sorrow,
and confusion as to why
you didn’t tell me of your pain
and felt you had to die.

The Sadness of the sight was just to much to bare
And now its me lying here
Cold,Crimson and Dead

You will never know how I feel inside,
The pain that still resides,
Happiness was once in my life,
Those days have long since ceased.


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Opinion by hetaliaitaly posted over a year ago
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You were all part of my life,
In the beginning you were always there helping me along, inch by inch.
But that thread we had has finally snapped.
I could have ignored you without a second thought, no worries, not a flinch.

But, I played along.
I sang my own desperate song of how one day you would understand.
But you never did.
Never tried to comfort me or hold my hand.
You all ignored it even though deep inside, you know I WAS NOT MYSELF
I no longer laughed,
But replaced that smile with a disturbed frown.
I no longer had fun with you,
This replaced by the constant thought of how to drown.

And yet, you were not there.
It was like you didn't even notice,
Like I was no longer important,
YOU JUST DIDN'T CARE!
And STILL, you did not acknowledge me, and this I could see.
You were unaware of the problems that slowly, one by one, took my life from me.
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Opinion by Bond_Of_Fury posted over a year ago
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Jeez, so many lists about girls telling guys what they should do when imposing them and such... It's time to extinguish those high standards, with some cold, hard, facts about us. Fighting fire with fire. *puts on sunglasses* Oh yeah.

So girls, here's a list about boys, by a boy.


Guys look, but don't flirt!
1. We look at other girls often, as ashamed as some of us might be about it. We're just naturally distracted. It, however, doesn't mean we're flirting with them straight away. Here's a question I'd like to ask all girls in a relationship. What are you expecting your boyfriend to do, cheat on you? Break up with you, just so he could start a thing with that girl he just so happened to notice? That only says something about your own insecurity, and you should really learn to assume a stronger posture. No offense to anyone without a boyfriend, or just doesn't care much.

"Getting your way is easy, but only when we think you're nagging."
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