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Opinion by BlindBandit92 posted over a year ago
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I am so sick and tired of people trying to force ideals and opinions down an individuals throat. IT is of the individual to make the choice what beliefs,opinions,etc they choose to follow.

If you are trying to rally people to a certain cause. Insulting,belittling,refusing to see middle ground,bias,hatred,etc will not aid in a person's plan to rally people? WHY? I'll tell you why. All of those things do the opposite of rallying generally. Sure you might have some people are on the same page immediately. But anyone else who are on the bridge or the opposite side will never come to your side.

By doing all of those negative things. You literally become the problem.

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Diplomacy,a willingness to understand,being unbiased,etc will grant you more people to a specific viewpoint than negative actions would bring. I am against all radicals who force people to do any specific thing. Radicals generally are ignorant. They will always be part of the problem....
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Opinion by tamore posted over a year ago
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Expanded on from a Tumblr post I saw.

Kids, there's no such thing as an opposite gender or sex. That belief is fucking toxic.

The phrases imply there are only two genders and only two sexes. That's very very very very wrong - take it from me, a nonbinary kid who doesn't identify as fully a girl or a boy.

'Cause look, there are boys and there are girls. Most people are like that. But you can also be neither a boy nor a girl. Or you can be a little of both. Or something else entirely. There aren't just two genders and being nonbinary is probably a little more common than you think.

And there aren't just two sexes, either. Biological sex isn't stagnant and people are not always born with strictly a penis or a vagina. Intersex people exist, and so do people with chromosome abnormalities!!!

Beyond that, even if you do just have a penis or just have a vagina, other sex characteristics can differ because of chromosomes or other genetic differences. There are women with more testosterone and men with more estrogen. There are women with testes and men with breasts. Biological sex can be as much a...
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Review by deathding posted over a year ago
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(This is a new series where I negatively review classic stories. And yes, I do like this story and I will like all the others I will do in the future, but I just thought this was a fun idea so... There you go.)

So I'm pretty sure by now we all know this story. It's a timeless tale of adventure, and has a very important moral at the end. This story focuses on 3 pigs building houses to protect themselves from a wolf and taught kids that time and effort equals success. :)

BUT SINCE I'M A NITPICKING DOUCHE-BAG WHO DOESN'T APPRECIATE SHIT, I'm going to criticize this story as much as I can, pointing out every single last problem with it.

It's time to take a good old gander at "The Three Little Pigs"

"Once upon a time when pigs spoke rhyme
And monkeys chewed tobacco,
And hens took snuff to make them tough,
And ducks went quack, quack, quack, O!"

.............

Dafaq? And yes, this IS the original too. So I guess this story is another.............
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List by deathding posted over a year ago
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1. I'm shamelessly ripping off a popular YouTube channel. GREAT START! ;D
2. I waste my life doing crap that nobody reads.
3. What the hell kind of teenager owns a napalm flamethrower? Hell, what else do I have, the Tsar Bomb?
4. I have a strange fetish with capitalizing everything in article titles here on Fanpop. GRAMMAR NAZI!
5. I spam the word Chronological like hell in real life. How many times? Around over 9,000.
6. Resorting to using a popular meme? GREAT SCOTT!
7. I don't know why, but sometimes I just try to act cool, when I'm not at all. Maybe I should just stop playing Mortal Kombat and watching Total Drama for a little while.
8. When I'm crazy, I'm downright psychotic. Ren and Stimpy on vodka psychotic.
9. I can NEVER write a lowercase q. Seriously?
10. Almost every bad fanfiction I've reviewed is just bad porn. PERVERT!
11. I use hand sanitizer as much as the next guy BLINKS.
12. Speaking of blinking, I have a strange fetish for the Pac-Man character Blinky. I don't know, he's just cool to look at for me. Call me a demented moron, but I really can't explain this one.
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Opinion by deathding posted over a year ago
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There's a reason why Shovel Knight is widely regarded as the best game of 2014, and here's why.

But first, since I'm more of a buzzkill than the bees in Donkey Kong Country, a little backstory.

Shovel Knight started out as a project on the popular website Kickstarter, which kickstarts new ideas and is commonly used to make and invent new things. Then came....

*Insert cliche as hell hallelujah music*

This game, Shovel Knight.

Now since this isn't a review, I'm just going to give what I think of it, that way this doesn't turn into one of those god-forsaken 1,000 word essays you had to do in a week when you were in elementary school.

Shovel Knight in a nutshell is an NES based platformer that is easily one of the best I've ever seen.

The gameplay is as sharp as a blacksmithed needle, the music is as catchy that goddamn catchphrase YOLO, and the graphics look as beautiful as my girlfriend Cynthia, because even though the game's only 8-bit, it still looks absolutely wonderful.
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Opinion by Riku114 posted over a year ago
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1. How did you discover this song (and name the song)
Wretched and Divine by the Black Veil Brides. XD I love this shuffle. I just recently fell into absolute love with these guys XD Either way, I was surfing youtube for more of their songs and came across this along with several others

2. This song is your super hero theme song
Oh. I would like that XD Though its not fit for the background music, it would be a good song to explain it

3. This song describes your powers
Well going by the lyrics and taking them for the basic skin deep idea of it, it would probably have something akin to a godly yet chaotic power. Maybe something like chaos manipulation or disaster manipulation.

4. This song describes how you got your powers
Oh well that is interesting. Well that means I was probably be something like a chaotic incident happened or there was some form of organization looking to create some form of supersoliders with science and technology in inhumane ways. Along the time though the tests I probably ended up as a successful project though I was not subdued and submissive like the most and used my abilities to...
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Review by deathding posted over a year ago
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(WARNING: There is tons of cussing in this article to emphasize my hatred for this song a bit more. If that bothers you, please leave now.)

Train, you did it. YOU FREAKING DID IT. After watching Drive By, I didn’t think it was POSSIBLE for ANYBODY to make a worse song than that.

Except maybe Ryan.

Seriously though, this song isn’t just bad. It’s nowhere near bad. To call it a terrible piece of shit would be complimenting it. I can’t describe the rage I feel for this song at all. And if I were to shred every particle of my brain molecules, destroying my memory in the process, just to get this song out of my mind, then I would. Because this song is a god awful disgrace against humanity that should be eradicated from the face of the Earth and burned by napalm flames in the deepest, darkest, and most violent part of the underworld. This song is evil, and represents all of the seven deadly sins. Lust, gluttony, greed, discouragement, wrath, envy, and pride.
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Opinion by yamishadow2001 posted over a year ago
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(Note: I will swear i might rage a bit but B-E-A-R with me get it? No okay...)

Story: You are playing as a security guard to work the night shift from 12 AM-6 AM your goal try to survive the night with a certain amount of power without getting killed for 5 nights... or 7 we will get to that in a minute and who is trying kill apparently "Kid Friendly" animtronics that we will also get to in a minute as well so that is the story pretty much.

Characters: The characters are you of course. Troll: We all know that dumbass hur hur hur! Oh shut up!*clears throat* as I was saying there is the phone guy who is pretty useless, Freddy Fazbear who looks like this, Bonnie the Bunny, Chica the chichken, Foxy the pirate, and what ever the fuck Golden Freddy is. I'm not gonna talk about the game play you'll just have to play it yourself if you have not played it.

Bonus nights: Night 6 is a extra night that is more difficult than night 5 and you get extra money yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy... and your probably going to die, night 7 is where you customize the AI's difficulty level 0-5 easy 10- 15 medium 15-20...
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Opinion by deathding posted over a year ago
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MUSIC! Again, for the MENTALLY RETAR- I mean, people who don't know what music is, it's basically....

SOUNDS! ;D

And no, immature 7th graders, armpit farts don't count as music. -___-

Seriously though, there's just something I love so much about music. Maybe it's the way songs get stuck in your head, maybe it's the great melody, but there's just SOMETHING about music that just sounds so extravagant and attracts me like a moth to a flame!

Because fact is, music is majestic. It can be unambiguously incredible, and is an extremely unique part of media. It destroys the grotesque evil in this pathetically constructed planet and shapes it into a place any refuge would want to live in. And you may disagree with my statement, but my opinion will always hold true. Music isn't just there, or good, or even just Avant-Garde, music.... Is art. It's life to me, you have no idea how much I cognate it. It's more than a habit, it's more than a fetish, music is more important to me than life itself. It just transcribes living in this world so wonderfully, and I can't even clarify it.
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Review by deathding posted over a year ago
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(This is a new series I made. I basically review ANYTHING while staying on topic, talking like I'm the f**king son of Sir Issac Newton, and making terrible jokes I came up with in 5 seconds. Hope you enjoy!)

You know what, I have to say it. SCREW HUMANITY AND THEIR DEFORMED OPINIONS. Yeah, I acknowledge that society as we know it is bound to disagree with anyone here and there, but when you break the boundaries and go as far to say that a song like this sucks, then your soul has failed miserably on a vast scale.

Yes reader, I am reviewing a classic song that nobody on this pathetically constructed planet actually has even a bit of a fetish for, Cotton Eye Joe. Specifically the Rednex remix.

But this article will be more of a brief summary of my opinion on it, and not exactly a review, so preserve that thought in your human brain when inspecting this article.

Also I fathom that the crowd in the comments below is going to think I use Google to shamelessly asset smart words for this review, but I digress. Also, again, the haters and trolls can go screw themselves, along with their irregular conceptions.
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List by deathding posted over a year ago
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Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The show was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids show that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The show had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my favorite parts of the show was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCs0JGxvQCM

Shots fired.

Seriously, this is EASILY the stupidest song on this list, and for a good reason too.

IT'S SO BAD IT'S FUNNY AS HELL.

Spongebob sang it when he was trying to distract the customers at the Krusty Krab when they ran out of Krabby Patty's, and this song is the result of it.
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Article by zutaradragon posted over a year ago
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    Police are investigating a fire at a local school building, which was full of what are now dead children and teachers. Or at least, presumed dead, as no bodies have actually been found. There was only one person left: a seemingly deranged babbling female teacher speaking of a giant blob, of sorts. The police instantly dismissed her ramblings as those of a traumatized and stressed mind and went back to work. Their investigation turned up large amounts of sulfur, which was very odd and completely unexplained. Most dismissed it, saying that the science labs must have just gotten some for an experiment. There was no way to confirm or deny this, as all paperwork that may or may not have existed as proof was burned in the fire. Looking back, it's amazing that woman survived.
    The entire building had been reduced to rubble and a brick shell, and somehow she found her way to the only spot untouched by the flames. It was a very small room, more of a closet, really. The most probable reason it was untouched was simply because it was empty inside...just a brick square room. She stated she'd thrown all of the things out of the room in fear...
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Article by Famegurl754 posted over a year ago
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Aries: Trigon?
Reason: I think he is a good Aries. I'm not saying he was born onthat kind of day, I'm just saying this because I think it fit's him.

Taurus: Beast boy
Reason: he can some times be as MEAN as a bull, he can shape shift into any animal. Sometimes he's as sweet as a Mice, but then he's as mean as a bull.

Gemini: Mas y Menos
Reason: It's obvious, THE TWINS!! DUH!! I know Gemini's can be mysterious then happy but these to are probably Gemini's.

Cancer: Starfire
Reason: Cancer's are moody, so I'd say she's very moody sometimes, Starfire is very nice and caring.

Leo: Jericho
Reason: I know it should be beast boy but yeah beast boy should be Taurus better, Jericho is Perfect to be A Leo!

Virgo: Terra
Reason: Virgo is a Earth sign and Terra throws rocks and Earth things. So she's perfect for a Virgo.

Libra: Kid Flash?
Reason: Libra's are Fast and outgoing These days. So I'd say KF Is an Outgoing... Meh, I don't know.
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Review by deathding posted over a year ago
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(WARNING: Profanity OUT OF THE WAZOO! Viewer discretion advised. Also, pie.)

(I will drive you to madness by letting you figure out why the heck I said pie. ;D)

Here's a trick question, what's one plus one? ^___^

JASON DERULO SUCKS.

Seriously, I don't mean to be mean, (BAD PUNS FTW!) But Jason Derulo.... He's not good. Almost every song he made is either bland, lame, forgettable, or perverted as hell.

Some MASTERPIECES he made include Talk Dirty, In My Head, and......

Wiggle Wiggle. :P

(WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!?)

And then there's..... This song, I wouldn't call it Jason's worst song, but it's still shit.

Like, "I will vomit all over your decayed excrement" Shit.

I also can't help but notice EVERY GODDAMN PERSON ON THIS PLANET LOVES IT! MY FRIENDS LOVE IT, MY COUSINS LOVE IT, THAT FUCKING PILLOW OVER THERE LOVES IT!

Let's just this over with, this is Jason Derulo's "Trumpets."
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Opinion by dayoo posted over a year ago
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Minuman Berenergi dan Martabak Paling Enak di Jakarta yang satu ini bisa menjadi sebuah tempat favorit untuk berakhir pekan bagi penghuni Bintaro Jaya bahkan seluruh masyarakat Jakarta pada Umumnya. Karena berbagai fasilitas yang memanjakan pengunjung ada pada link dan Martabak Paling Enak di Jakarta.

Ada cukup banyak Minuman Berenergi dan Martabak Paling Enak di Jakarta, dan baru-baru ini di kawasan Bintaro Jaya yakni sebelah selatan Jakarta telah di luncurkan sebuah Mall yang bakal menjadi pavorit untuk di kunjungi setiap akhir pekan bahkan setiap hari sekalipun, karena anda tidak akan pernah merasa bosan untuk selalu berkunjung ke Minuman Berenergi dan link ini.

Salah satu fitur yang menjadi sebuah ciri khas Minuman Berenergi dan Martabak Paling Enak di Jakarta yang satu ini, terdapat arena ice skating yang merupakan arena ice skating terbesar di Indonesia, mantab bukan? Nah untuk itu jangan sungkan-sungkan untuk...
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Article by poulamikundu posted over a year ago
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Lady sits down on a train. Man sitting next to her turns to her and says, “Lady, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen. That baby looks in a mirror, it’s going to shatter. You oughta put a bag on that baby’s head. That baby is just ugly.”

The woman, horrified, stands up and shouts for the conductor. “Conductor, this man has insulted me.”

“I’m so sorry, ma’am,” the conductor replies. “What he did is totally unacceptable on this train. I will deal with him later, but for now, please come with me. We’ll give you a nice seat in the first-class carriage — and a banana for your monkey.”


Guy in a library walks up to the librarian and says, “I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.”
Librarian responds, “Sir, you know you’re in a library, right?”

Guy says, “Oh, sorry. [in a whisper] I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.”


A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?”
“That’s disgusting — don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies.
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Review by deathding posted over a year ago
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(I'm not going to lie, although I did have this series planned ages ago, Fanpop user QueenOfThePika inspired me to finally start it, so kudos to you! ^___^)

(Also, WARNING: SWEARING OUT THE WAZOO! VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED.)

Alright guys, you've heard me complain about terrible things in the past. Whether it be terrible fan-fictions, god-awful fan-bases, or even some of the worst video games ever made, those at least all had one thing in common.

THEY WEREN'T OUTRAGEOUSLY POPULAR.

Seriously, this song is EVERYWHERE, and it's downright insulting! And it's not just this song either, there's TONS of them!

Titanium, Soul Sister, Moves Like Jagger, Roar, THIS WORLD IS LITTERED WITH VERY POPULAR AND WELL RECEIVED SONGS THAT SUCK SO MUCH YOU WONDER HOW HUMANITY IS THE SAME SPECIES AS YOU!

And in this show, I am going to tear them all apart, one by one....
Molecule by molecule!
ATOM BY ATOM!
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Opinion by deathding posted over a year ago
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Yep, this is a series now. Yippedikiyay. -___-

Anyways, for the people who've been living under the Earth's core for most of their life, a hater is an immature troll who randomly despises anything they can come across.

And I literally mean anything. :D

And let me just say, IT'S ANNOYING AS HELL. Seriously, I didn't ask for society to be perfect, but haters are EVERYWHERE and they're SO irritating.

It doesn't even matter what the subject is, haters just spaz out whenever the hell they wet their pants or something.

If they want to hate our opinion, they will. If they want to dislike a YouTube video for no reason, they will. IF THEY WANT TO LOATHE THAT F**KING PILLOW OVER THERE, THEY WILL.

They make no sense, and are the most annoying part of society HANDS DOWN.

My Friend: Darn it! Go-Fish. :(

If you've been blessed without the knowledge of experiencing a hater, they're like fusing Scrooge and a troll into one, and it's not pleasant.
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Review by QueenofthePika posted over a year ago
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This just came to my head while listening to these songs, so here I go! Oh yeah, these are my very first reactions, so they won't always make sense XP
Lyrics are like this
(Thoughts are like this)
Let's go!


Hearing title for the first time: (Whaddya think he's gonna do, get a mop and clean you up?)

This might be wrong, but here's all I know, here's all I know
(Well unless you're stupid or have amnesia, you are wrong.)

Most times I pretend that he's just a friend, he's just a friend
(Good.)

Yeah I'll try to make our hearts beat in time
Even though your rhythm might not be with mine
(It will not. It would be creepy if it did.)

But darling I'm a mess without your love
(I'm an angel without anyone's love, what about you?)

Heaven knows I'm trying, trying to get by
(You sound like me trying to solve a maze.)

But darling I'm a mess without your love
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List by deathding posted over a year ago
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ANIME! ^____^

An awesome source of entertainment that's basically Japanese cartoons often inspired by manga, or Japanese comic-like novels. AND THEY KICKED ASS! :D

Seriously, half my life is just watching anime, and I almost love every one I see. And this list is celebrating THE 100TH ANNIVERSARY OF.....

Uh, canned bread? :P I don't know, I just wanted to make this list.

The rules are obvious. Only entries from anime I've seen, they have to be from anime, and they have to be FREAKING AWESOME SAUCE! ^__^ (That didn't even make sense.....)

So kick out the popcorn, soda, get comfortable, and enjoy! This is my Top 10 Anime Openings/Theme Songs!

#10. Soul Eater Season 1-Resonance.

Starting off this list is an awesome anime by the name of Soul Eater. And honestly, who DOESN'T KNOW THIS ANIME!?

I know it, my friends know it, my relatives know it, THAT ROCK OVER THERE KNOWS IT.
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Article by poulamikundu posted over a year ago
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Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."


Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: next to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: next to my house


3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?".
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List by deathding posted over a year ago
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When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the heck you did it.

That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy everything.

An apple a day can keep any doctor away if you throw it hard enough.

Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 more letters in the alphabet.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"

Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.

My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered: “I don’t know, love you, talk to you later.” Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister.”

I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.

Dear life, when I asked if my day could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
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Article by poulamikundu posted over a year ago
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When is 99 more than 100?
ANS: A microwave. Generally when you run a microwave for '99' it runs for 1 minute and 39 seconds. '100' runs for 1 minute.

What is brown and sticky?
ANS: A stick!

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
ANS: Lunch and dinner!

Suppose you had to pick 1 of 3 doors to go through. One has ninja assassins, one has a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 months, and one has a flaming inferno. Which door should you choose in order to live?
ANS: The one with the lion. It hasn't eaten in 3 months, therefore it's dead!!

At work a lady is requested to move a 2 ton machine with out any assist.How is she able to move the item?
ANS: She is in space

What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?
ANS: A pillow.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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Article by Dreamtime posted over a year ago
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tell me how i can't get lucky?

i could use some good advice

trying to,to get hit by lightning

years waste of time...

how this real supposed to happen?

when you finally find someone

i just want to know the answer !
before i am done.......

on and on ~

and all i want is something perfect

on and on..

and it all starts with you
~~
i want back that thing you got, that no one else can give me...

i want back that feelings comes with no one else but you

i want back that destiny to treat you where you want to
i want back
i want back....
~
been around enough to notice...

just how good it can feel

when you falling into something that is something real

on and on ~

and that day starts with you
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Opinion by lexidude92 posted over a year ago
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Everyone is sitting on a couch (being bored)

Libra: What's on on tv?
Virgo: Nothing right now, just keep on daydreaming...
Cancer: THERE'S NOTHING TO DREAM ABOUT!!
Leo: I agree with Cancer, I'm bored, let's watch some tv or go outside to get some fresh air.
Sagittarius: I'm not sure if that's a good idea, Leo.
Aries: usually, there is no fresh air outside.
Leo: No, actually, you can't see how fresh the air is out there.
Sagittarius: What?
Leo: *sighs*, your deaf, arn't you?
Sagittarius: No.
Aquarius: I'd listen to some songs...
Leo: nah, I'm fine.
Virgo: at 4:30 we can watch tv.
Leo: why?
Virgo: because. My favorite show is on.
Scorpio: *coughs*
Pisces: *Rubs her eyes*
Taurus: can we go outside?
Leo: exactly!
Scorpio: NO!!
Virgo: YES!!
Capricorn: SHUT IT UP!!!
Everyone: What?
Capricorn: IM TRYING TO DO MY HOMEWORK WHILE YOU GUYS ARE SITTING HERE TALKING! YOU ALL SHOULD BE DOING THE SAME THING YOU RETARDED FAT LAZY PIGS!!
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