. ‘’What happened to Sucky Sam?’’ Who knows,’’ replied Ted. They started walking through the catacombes.
We should get going ,”Bill. This place gives me the hibie Jeebeis,”said Death. You’re right,” replied Ted. They walked towards the front of the catacombes. For some strange reason, there was no hole to get out! They looked in the other direction. There was Sucky Sam standing about five yards away from them! Who, what, where, when…. Why,” said Bill. Looking for me,” said Sucky Sam in a cocky voice. All of the three were shocked in horror. Sucky Sam’s eyes turned bloodshot, his skin turned a pale green, his arms grew sharp spikes, and his ordinary teeth turned into sharp fangs. Run!” shouted Ted. They all shook with terror. There was no place to run. They were trapped. Hopelessly trapped. Sucky Sam charged at the 3 of them. Death, do you have your spear?” asked Bill quickly. Why?,” replied Death. No time for questions. Just give me the spear!” yelled Bill. Death handed his spear over to Bill. Bill stuck his spear out in front of him. The spear went right through Sucky Sam’s stomach. Oh nasty,” said Ted. Ted searched through his pocked. Hey, my magic magnet!” said Ted. He took out his magnet and attached it to the spear. His magnet shocked/ electrocuted Sucky Sam. The entrance of the catacombes magically opened! They all walked out of the catacombes with Sucky Sam lying on the ground with a spear in his stomach. How do we get home?” asked Death.
We should get going ,”Bill. This place gives me the hibie Jeebeis,”said Death. You’re right,” replied Ted. They walked towards the front of the catacombes. For some strange reason, there was no hole to get out! They looked in the other direction. There was Sucky Sam standing about five yards away from them! Who, what, where, when…. Why,” said Bill. Looking for me,” said Sucky Sam in a cocky voice. All of the three were shocked in horror. Sucky Sam’s eyes turned bloodshot, his skin turned a pale green, his arms grew sharp spikes, and his ordinary teeth turned into sharp fangs. Run!” shouted Ted. They all shook with terror. There was no place to run. They were trapped. Hopelessly trapped. Sucky Sam charged at the 3 of them. Death, do you have your spear?” asked Bill quickly. Why?,” replied Death. No time for questions. Just give me the spear!” yelled Bill. Death handed his spear over to Bill. Bill stuck his spear out in front of him. The spear went right through Sucky Sam’s stomach. Oh nasty,” said Ted. Ted searched through his pocked. Hey, my magic magnet!” said Ted. He took out his magnet and attached it to the spear. His magnet shocked/ electrocuted Sucky Sam. The entrance of the catacombes magically opened! They all walked out of the catacombes with Sucky Sam lying on the ground with a spear in his stomach. How do we get home?” asked Death.
For the first couple months, that's what it really feels like; darkness, always there like the puppy you always wished for to follow you around.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
I breathed in and out slowly. This was horrid. Running. I spat at the word. I despised running.
Joseph jogged up to me. "You okay Kristen?"
"Yeah, just give me a minute."
"Hah! You always end up like this. Maybe you should quit track?"
"You know I can't! If I do, then I have to do Trigonometry. Ugh. That's worse."
"Right..."
I stood up and we walked in silence. His lithe step did not match mine. I had a clumsy, trip over step. I needed somebody to teach me how to walk right.
"Oof." I had tripped, and landed on my side. How? I have no idea. Normal people land on their face or back. Not me!
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Joseph jogged up to me. "You okay Kristen?"
"Yeah, just give me a minute."
"Hah! You always end up like this. Maybe you should quit track?"
"You know I can't! If I do, then I have to do Trigonometry. Ugh. That's worse."
"Right..."
I stood up and we walked in silence. His lithe step did not match mine. I had a clumsy, trip over step. I needed somebody to teach me how to walk right.
"Oof." I had tripped, and landed on my side. How? I have no idea. Normal people land on their face or back. Not me!
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