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I know. I know.. More Rob Dyke..But this a very interesting list..
It's not played for laughs.. This s meant to serious..


WARNING: Disturbing Content




#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..


#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived with a controlling, abusive, bitch mother. And this caused him to kill.. Starting with his grandma. Who he gunned down after a intense argument, saying "I wanted to know what it felt like." Than shooting his grandpa to avoid getting in trouble.

After his jail sentence for the eariler crime. Ed later went on to rape, stab, and mutilated, around six young woman, simply cause looked like his mom. Who herself unknowning kept provoking by her abusive nature.

Finally he has the "coarage" to murder his mom.

Both Rob Dyke and wikipedia go into disturbing details about what Kember did to her. And it's very disturbing..

After this. Kember would turn himself in..


#8: KATHERINE KNIGHT:
An Australian woman who liked to murder her husbands.

The most horrible case is when she cooked him, and waited for his childrun to return home so she can serve them their father for dinner..


#7: CORRUPT COP:
Justin Volpe. While trying to break up a confrontation, he was sucker punched by someone. He pinned the blame on an immigrant and arrested him. He and several other cops beat and tortured the man in increasingly violent and brutal ways while locking him up in a holding cell. he gloated about "taking a man down" and insisted the victim's injuries were from extreme sex. No one bought it and he was arrested and sentenced to 30 years behind bars..


#6: MCDONARDS SHOOTING:
Funny in Grand Theft Auto.
In real life.. Not so funny..
Rob says the guy shot more than 12 people because "he wanted too."


#5: ALBERT FISH:
A child rapist and cannibal, he boasted that he "had children in every state."

He is infamish for his disturbing letter to grieving parents. Where he brags about what he did..


#4: JEALOUS EX:
Both girls wanted the same guy. And constantly fought in public, anf harressed each other online. Till one day, the clearly worsg of the two girls, stabbed the other so much Rob says the knife actually bent..


#3: NEO NAZI COUPLE:
You probably heard this one.. If not. Basically a normal girl falls for s neo nazi (who thinks he's a werewolf, not joking). Much to the displeasure of her friends, and even more so, her parents. So she and the boyfriend violently murder them. And than she slites the throat of her baby brother, so he wouldn't have to grow up without parents..


#2: ED GEIN:
The man. The legend..
The inspiration of not only Leatherface.. But also Psycho, Silence of the Lambs. And many many more..

Many believe Gein never actuall killed. But robbed graves.. But even than. Rob Dyke goes into long disturbing details of what was seen in that house..

* Whole human bones and fragments.
* Wastebasket made of human skin.
* Human skin covering several chair seats.
* Skulls on his bedposts.
* Female skulls, some with the tops sawn off
* Bowls made from human skulls.
* A corset made from a female torso skinned from shoulders to waist.
* Leggings made from human leg skin.
* Masks made from the skin of female heads.
* Mary Hogan's face mask in a paper bag.
* Mary Hogan's skull in a box.
* Bernice Worden's entire head in a burlap sack.
* Bernice Worden's heart "in a plastic bag in front of Gein's potbellied stove."
* Nine vulvae in a shoe box.
* A young girl's dress and "the vulvas of two females judged to have been about fifteen years old."
* A belt made from female human nipples[39]
Four noses.
* A pair of lips on a window shade drawstring.
* A lampshade made from the skin of a human face.
* Fingernails from female fingers.


#1: THE MURDER OF JUNKO FURUTA:
Rob Dyke himself says this story has really upset him. And he did not enjoy researching it.

He opens up the story by saying "sometimes you forget, there is true evil out there."
posted by Seanthehedgehog
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My name is Connor Noiles, and my review on HelluvaBoss was ruined by an idiot that posted a link to a game called Battleship Online. Why would you do something like that?

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posted by milorox18
1. I love the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I love the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I love the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I love the way you look at me.

5. I love how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I love the way I can’t imagine a day without you in my life.

7. I love the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I love the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I love the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I love how I know you’ll always be there when I need you to be.

11....
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1- eye contact , if you notice him staring a lot at you ..like more than 5 times in the same day .(unless you got a stain on your shirt)
2- if you and him were in the same area , he would be with you in every where you walk to ( like a party or a concert ..etc)
3- he would sit next to you in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream or laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to you hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if you drop something , he would be the first to get it for...
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posted by simpleplan
1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, you answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, you answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, you answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, you say “is that so?”
5. If you so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher you did not turn in your homework because you were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...
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posted by smileypop9
1.When you walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a cooler that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up list is on my desk for the part you would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up list on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...
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1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...
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1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When you sleep over never boss me around in bed unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If you don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” or “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If you want sex, just ask. (In case you didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...
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1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...
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I got bored, so here you go.


1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here by my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character limit like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar...
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1.In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'll have twenty.
2.Sometimes you make me so mad i wanna throw you in the middle of on-going traffic; but then i realize i would probably kill myself trying to save you.
3.im the type of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of silence because of something that happened... yesterday.
4.so ill walk the plank & jump with a smile if im going down ill do it in style you wont hear me surrender.
5.the truth hurts so we lie
6.silence is golden, duct tape is silver
7.i know your probably thinking oh no she didnt but i just so totally...
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posted by iluvsmj
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at you trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but you my friend!! yes you!! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS*******

If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do you wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for you %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I...
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44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make you tear up :)

Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist.

2-Talk to her.

3-Share secrets.

4-Give her your jacket.

5-Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?

6-Hug her.

7-Hold her.

8-Laugh with her.

9-Invite her somewhere.

10-Let her be with you when you're with your friends.

Keep reading...

11-Smile with her.

12-Take pics with her.

13-Pull her onto your lap.

14-When she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back.

15-When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get...
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I never thought I would be doing a list like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this list with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please comment but be polite. Also, always comment because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...
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42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying...
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posted by CoaxochYJ
My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome friends and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time you read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though you may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't love you, my love.

I loved you with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....
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posted by Bubblekat
1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar you grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something or someone

3. Go up to a random person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki random noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a fountain run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to you in public about the...
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I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask you say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing shirt sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always comment...
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posted by fencingrocks
No, I'm not racist I just found it on youtube.

If you want to check it out link

59. Goldstein
58. Burgenblatt
57. Burgenstein
56. Birumbaum
55. Farbstein
54. Grepslach
53. Steinbergavinski
52. Schnitzler
51. Pupikatvitz
50. Schnitzelmacher
49. Schpoilgekatz
48. Manashevitz
47. Platzenfinkle
46. Yankelovitz
45.Shteinshtein
44. Oyvayski
43. Shmoigerberg
42. Choppedleiberman
41.Zilbershpitzanhimelfarbenfleishebien
40.Gefiltafarb
39. Gefiltashlep
38. B'Bergberg
37. Yidihevitz
36. Synagogavitz
35. Parkenfien
34. LOL they forgot this one... :D
33. Kinkenberg
32. Menachemchem
31. Rechtum
30. Along with this one
29. Docotrlawyerstein...
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posted by Lady10358
Found this on google
1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS or If you find a shirt store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the food court and go to a fast food place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a table singing elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as you can "I LOVE THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT DAY AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until you see an old lady/guy...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
my friend sent me this text message a while ago and i thought it was hilarious!!!




i need to ask you somethingand i want you to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how you feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want you to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi or Coke?



Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.